RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[BIONIC]

When you realize the sex cult requires a neck tat for initiation

[BlueTsunami]

Pulls all the pussy

[benjipwns]

on the upside it might have been a scientology sex cult that would kidnap you and we all know where that leads

[Mupepe]

What do you mean she was different? What happened??

[MMaRsu]

I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya

[Nabbis]

I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya

How can you be down when there's free alcohol? You not working there anymore might even be a good thing to hook up with someone and your country is like two miles in diameter so there's not much logistical trouble even if you move away.

[benjipwns]

how about instead of chasing for molly induced bdsm sexcapades with mothers (and not only failing to be a casual sexfriend but also developing feelings in as little as a day’s time) you instead go after women who will fulfill your romantic desires as well with little baggage & without needing to keep up an extravengent alter-ego which only manifests itself in short windows of time w/ assistance of copious amounts of drugs

[BIONIC]

how about instead of chasing for molly induced bdsm sexcapades with mothers (and not only failing to be a casual sexfriend but also developing feelings in as little as a day’s time) you instead go after women who will fulfill your romantic desires as well with little baggage & without needing to keep up an extravengent alter-ego which only manifests itself in short windows of time w/ assistance of copious amounts of drugs

Or just get a neck tat 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!!! WE FUCKING SKIPPED THE FEMATRA PART OF THE CYCLE! WE WERE ROBBED!!!

[MMaRsu]

I was supposed to have a few drinks with this hot girl from work tonight at the work christmas party..

but since I am not working there from the 31st on, I am debating wether I should even go or not

I feel kinda down so Id rather just stay indoors smoke weed and play vidya

How can you be down when there's free alcohol? You not working there anymore might even be a good thing to hook up with someone and your country is like two miles in diameter so there's not much logistical trouble even if you move away.

Yeah I guess you're right man, I had a few drinks and smoked some weed, ironed my new pants and sweater and gonna head out there

if it aint shit im outta there tho 

[BisMarckie]

Leave it to Atra to find an asexual sex cult. 

[BisMarckie]

I am rooting for you atra, but like 213372bu said, it felt like you were forcing the issue to be someone that you are not. Find a nice,quiet, nerdy girl instead.

[Atramental]

The problem with finding a quiet nerdy girl is that they rarely go out in public.

And if they do they’re way too timid to have any sort of meaningful interaction.

edit: Also, I want to find someone that compliments/contrasts me. Not someone that is me.

Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE!!! WE FUCKING SKIPPED THE FEMATRA PART OF THE CYCLE! WE WERE ROBBED!!!

I wore that wig, remember?

[skullstorm]

Did the poly mom see you without the wig, maybe she was expecting to see fematra again

[CatsCatsCats]

There’s a Larry Sanders bald joke in here somewhere

[Atramental]

Yes. I just got done chatting with her.

She's really chomping at the bit to see me.

Sending me sexy gifs and kissy face emojis. 

[Atramental]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

[Atramental]

A few peeps were fugly.

Most looked fairly normal (if you ignored the fact that they weren’t wearing much clothing).

[BlueTsunami]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

On this point, I wish I joined these group of people when I was young. You ever hear about how much they fuck? Sure in their own community but still. Its fuck fest city even into adulthood.

Although the thought of dealing with the narcissism of an aspiring actress makes me shiver

[MMaRsu]

eh decided to chill with a friend instead of going to that party

it was only till 23.00 pm so that was kinda like eh, id have to take a 20 minute trainride, 20 minute walk to take a 15 minute bus ride till im there im like nah fuck that

[I'm a Puppy!]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

And they're getting more pussy than you.

[HardcoreRetro]

chomping at the bit to see me

champing

Both are fine.

[Atramental]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

And they're getting more pussy than you.

Jesus did a number on me, man.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

And they're getting more pussy than you.

Jesus did a number on me, man.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s the problem.  Nobody who is religious gets laid.

[HardcoreRetro]

He was talking about a number two. What a poopface.

[Atramental]

I jokingly said to a friend after the show that the BDSM show was comprised of a bunch of theatre nerds & high school goths that never matured past their myspace days.

And they're getting more pussy than you.

Jesus did a number on me, man.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s the problem.  Nobody who is religious gets laid.

I was in a Christian bubble with not much contact with non-Christians in real life until I got kicked out of BJU.

Then I had to struggle with rebuilding my identity as a non-Christian from the ground up, getting through my social anxiety & depression, and then build a social circle, of open minded individuals in the fucking belt buckle of the Bible Belt, from the ground up while being highly introverted.

Say it’s no big deal all you want. It’s fucking miracle I didn’t implode during my darkest days. Also, fun fact: I know what a gun barrel tastes like.

Also, not all Christian denominations are the same. Some have very flippant views on sex. Others... it’s like you just spat in the face of God if you even mention sex.

[Rahxephon91]

I think one problem is that you treat every possible romantic thing with a woman as some startling revelation. Like this is the one that will save you, this is the one that will begin your sexual revolution. Course correction begins here! When in reality they are prettty insignificant little moments that you should laugh off as whatever.

I do it a lot and it only leads to disappointment and questions of “what the fuck is wrong with me”. My other friends would brush these off as “whatever”. But me? I add it to the narrative. You know I could say”well if I had some positive experience I could have some comparison”. But even that’s a lie.

So I don’t know maybe stop seeing every encounter with a woman as some big deal. Stop posting about it here. Because that’s what it comes off as. And people can sense that in real life. Because interactions with attractive women are a dime a dozen.

I mean I still overthink my interactions with women, but one thing that helps me feel awesome is that I just really notice and like any postotive interaction I have with anyone. Anytime I make anyone laugh or feel better about their day. Which honestly happens a lot because I’m a cool person.

I mean I still get down about my lack of success. There’s a new girl at work who has a great rack and she said I was weird.

Which is true I am weird and my approach to people still needs some work.

But I already know I’m a cool person and plenty of people at work like me and enjoy having me around. So that girl just doesn’t know or maybe she just sucks. I don’t know, it’s not important.

[Atramental]

I don’t build narratives with every girl. Just the ones I really like.

Also, it didn’t help that I basically wasn’t allowed to date until I got out of high school.

Plus, they (Christian adults, teachers, parents, etc.) drilled into my head that I shouldn’t date anyone unless I plan on marrying them. Which is completely backwards and idiotic. You date so you can find out if the person you’re seeing is even worth your time and effort.

[Rahxephon91]

I don’t mean every girl. I mean any girl you have a passing interests in. Did you really like this Polly mom? Or did you just have an inrest because you were on the cusp of some actual sex time?

And I do think you build a narrative. Every time disappointment happens you start talking about your religious upbringing. Now I don’t know you, just on here. But it doesn’t really to represent you when you talk about anything but relationships.

But all I’m saying is, maybe just treat these things as “whatever”. Not these productions to post about on the bore.

[toku]

I love hearing good news.

[I'm a Puppy!]

[brawndolicious]

I think the most powerful thing about therapy is that it forces you to admit your issues to someone else, which makes it a little easier to admit it to yourself. Going to a couples counselor with my ex was probably the best decision I made as I found an incredible ability to admit how I try to delude myself into accepting mistreatment from others. That's my problem, could be different than where your issues come from.

Atra, I grew up in a super religious household and I too, once hoped that the myth of there being a special community tailor made for you was true. It's not, learn to sell yourself for who you are. But first, love yourself, obviously, which is why the therapy suggestion is good. It's definitely better than feeling flatline depression for multiple years.

[BIONIC]

Atra, I hope my posts aren't coming across as dickish, I just feel like you're ignoring most advice sans the unhealthy ones that lead you to being a public spectacle for the thread.

Rahx and Kenny probably put it more elegantly, but it seems like we've gone through this cycle 5 or 6 times through this thread.

Something else, you keep mentioning is having to rely on different drug influences to come over various anxieties and self-placed barriers. The way you frame it is less that you're having fun with it, and more like you're relying on it out of necessity.

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Or just get a n…

Get some therapy dude, and stop fucking taking drugs. Seriously.

You fuckers made me care post on The Bire 

[BlueTsunami]

Pops was like, lets RIP this shit off right the fuck now lmao

Amazing how a simple comment like that can propel y'all forward

[BlackMage]

I want drugs like really bad

[BlueTsunami]

I want drugs like really bad

I got da best drugz

[Atramental]

Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.

[BlueTsunami]

Deeeeeetz

[BIONIC]

Did u bone or nah?



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#FreeEtoilet

[HardcoreRetro]

Is an Etoilet one of those japanese toilets that wipes your ass for you? If so, I'd like one.

[BIONIC]

If you tweet that hashtag out, you’re entered for a chance to win one.

[chronovore]

on the upside it might have been a scientology sex cult that would kidnap you and we all know where that leads

With all your skin boiled off in a hotel bath tub after you fail to pass your spiritual audit?

[chronovore]

chomping at the bit to see me

champing

Both are fine.

It depends on whether or not you want to trust the Oxford Dictionary or thefreedictionary.com, or one of those hedonists who thinks it's okay to use "literally" when one means "figuratively" because it's colloquially common now.
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[Phoenix Dark]

Atra was always destined to raise another man's child.

[Atramental]

Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.

Deeeeeetz

-We planned on meeting up at a EDM show.
-I got to the EDM event first. I just had a couple of beers and some water. I essentially danced the whole time.
-She gets there way later for the final act and tells me to meet her at the bar there.
-I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We get to talking. She buys me a drink.
-We eventually get to the front of the stage. I’m right behind her and we’re essentially grinding on each other the whole time. Feeling each other up and shit. Not giving a fuck.
-Show ends around 2am. We decide to go back to one of her gay friends apartment for drinks (and pot). 
-I don’t get completely blitzed despite taking two smallish bong hits. We’re all (2 gay friends, her, and I) watching South Park laughing & shit.
-She’s talking about her job at the restaurant and how she’s eventually going to be going to nursing school this January.
-Her gay friends need to go to sleep. Her and I decide to go to Waffle House for some food.
-On our way there we make out/French kiss at a red light. I’m fondling her boobs and what not.
-We makeout again in her car in the Waffle House parking lot. She says to me, seeing that I’m very down to fuck that night, “oh I know baby, I’m really into you too.”
-We go inside Waffle House. Get a table. Start chatting.
-I can tell right away that I’m a bit over my head here with our age difference.

I’ll finish the rest of this story once I get back from meeting a friend.

But she’s down to see me again tonight over dinner.

[Phoenix Dark]

She def brought you to her gay friend so he could measure you up.

[Mupepe]

should have tried to fuck the gay friend.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dunno about fucking but showing him some affection would have made her want to fuck you even more. One of the best ways to make a chick wet is for her to see you put your hand on a gay guy's shoulder. Either from behind or the front. Shows that you aren't scared, you're secure in your manhood, and gives her some wank material.

[toku]

congrats on the sex

[BlueTsunami]

Atra is just asking for a MMF encounter

[Bebpo]

Atra, how many people are you texting at once?

I tend to throw out a bunch of messages when I have a free night and I'm in the mood to date, and I never know how many will reply or won't drop off after 1-2 texts, so I'll message maybe like 10 people. But sometimes I get a lot of replies and the conversations all stay active and I end up just overwhelmed with too many people to keep daily conversations going with. Like I'm looking at my phone now and between texts and bumble conversations I have twelve people I need to reply to, including 1 person I just noticed I forgot and haven't replied in like a week. When it's like 6+ people on a daily basis it starts feeling more like work and I start avoiding responding, but if I pair it down and only message the people I'm more interested in, usually they'll drop out and then I've blown the other people I was talking to so I try to keep talking to everyone and setting up dates and going on dates with as many people as possible to find one that clicks.

I always feel like I'm doing online dating wrong. I either go through phases of minimal dating at all where I just do social stuff with friends in all my free time, or stuff like this where I'm spending 1-2 hours of my day every day just responding to messages/texts and going on 2-3 dates a week and none of it pans out and it's just a huge waste of time.

[BIONIC]

Single mom is ahhhhhmazing.

Deeeeeetz

-We planned on meeting up at a EDM show.
-I got to the EDM event first. I just had a couple of beers and some water. I essentially danced the whole time.
-She gets there way later for the final act and tells me to meet her at the bar there.
-I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We get to talking. She buys me a drink.
-We eventually get to the front of the stage. I’m right behind her and we’re essentially grinding on each other the whole time. Feeling each other up and shit. Not giving a fuck.
-Show ends around 2am. We decide to go back to one of her gay friends apartment for drinks (and pot). 
-I don’t get completely blitzed despite taking two smallish bong hits. We’re all (2 gay friends, her, and I) watching South Park laughing & shit.
-She’s talking about her job at the restaurant and how she’s eventually going to be going to nursing school this January.
-Her gay friends need to go to sleep. Her and I decide to go to Waffle House for some food.
-On our way there we make out/French kiss at a red light. I’m fondling her boobs and what not.
-We makeout again in her car in the Waffle House parking lot. She says to me, seeing that I’m very down to fuck that night, “oh I know baby, I’m really into you too.”
-We go inside Waffle House. Get a table. Start chatting.
-I can tell right away that I’m a bit over my head here with our age difference.

I’ll finish the rest of this story once I get back from meeting a friend.

But she’s down to see me again tonight over dinner.

I refuse to get excited unless penetrative sexual intercourse has occurred.

[Bebpo]

Atra is meeting people through sex parties

Ok, then I need you to invite me to some sex parties.

Beepo, what did you think of Isle of Dogs?

Was solid middle-tier Wes Anderson film with some controversy.

[El Babua]

No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom

[Bebpo]

Was solid middle-tier Wes Anderson film with some controversy.

Middle tier? I knew we'd disagree again

Moonrise Kingdom
The Grand Buddhapest Hotel
Rushmore
Life Aquatic
The Royal Tennabaums

all better than Isle of Dogs (which was still good), hence it's worse than about half of them and middle-tier Anderson.

[I'm a Puppy!]

No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom

Only one way to find out. Look for facebook relationship updates.

[Raist]

No update from Atra.

Probably in the midst of round 2 with single mom

Nope, with "gay friends".

[BlueTsunami]

Man some women just radiate this sort of goddamn beauty and sexuality. Was talking with this tall, thin, lightskinned Dominican coworker. Dirty blonde hair, light eyes. She has a good 4 inches on me. The conquistadors of old in full display in her genes. Discussing our route and she gestures a straight line with her finger. Instead of doing it in the air she places it right on the center of my left thigh and runs her finger to my knee. For tactile context, I'm wearing my ultra slim Nude raw denim jeans. You ever feel a shiver start from your taint, go past your butthole, and end at the top of your head? Theres a first time for everything.

[Raist]

#metoo

[BlueTsunami]

#metoo

More like grounds for a candlelit stroke fest. Time to break out the $100 Tom Ford candle and play Enigma.