Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1413799 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8820 on:** November 16, 2018, 06:41:42 PM »

Possum Girl Lv.3 Pussy Raid Requirements

Desirability: Intercourse with another female within 2 weeks of intercourse with Possum Girl

(TIME SENSITIVE)

Intelligence: Figure out why her opposum keeps fucking the loaf of 21 whole grain bread
Self Sufficiency: Bring her 10 wolf pelts

Atramental · « **Reply #8821 on:** November 16, 2018, 06:46:33 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 16, 2018, 06:06:58 PM

The girl I was supposed to meet last night is meeting me tonight.

And she canceled again.

She’s a cook at a restaurant and people aren’t showing up for their shift.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8822 on:** November 16, 2018, 06:46:59 PM »

Yikes. Was she apologetic?

Atramental · « **Reply #8823 on:** November 16, 2018, 06:47:57 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8824 on:** November 16, 2018, 07:01:03 PM »

Thats rough. Feel bad for her trying to get out there and connect only to have such a demanding job taking so much.

Raist · « **Reply #8825 on:** November 17, 2018, 05:24:08 AM »

Go to her restaurant and tell her to cook you dinner. For free.

P.S bring roses.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #8826 on:** November 17, 2018, 07:04:42 AM »

Also, ask about choking.

Atramental · « **Reply #8827 on:** November 17, 2018, 01:54:24 PM »

Have a date with a girl named Kat later today.

She lifts weights and might be stronger than me.

Wish me luck.

mormapope · « **Reply #8828 on:** November 17, 2018, 02:01:36 PM »

If you two bang, you should be the bottom, and she'll raise your legs up and pump her pussy into your dong . Let the Amazon lady own your dangle.

mormapope · « **Reply #8829 on:** November 17, 2018, 02:05:45 PM »

Muscular women fucking men like cumslut whores

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8830 on:** November 17, 2018, 02:45:18 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on November 17, 2018, 02:01:36 PM

If you two bang, you should be the bottom, and she'll raise your legs up and pump her pussy into your dong . Let the Amazon lady own your dangle.

Quote from: Atramental on November 17, 2018, 01:54:24 PM

Have a date with a girl named Kat later today.

She lifts weights and might be stronger than me.

Wish me luck.

Ask if she deadlifts and if she does she gon break yo dick

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8831 on:** November 17, 2018, 07:59:54 PM »

This season has went from triumphs to weirdness. I like it

Atramental · « **Reply #8832 on:** November 17, 2018, 08:49:44 PM »

Kat is great.

We have a lot in common.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8833 on:** November 17, 2018, 10:11:14 PM »

Y’all talk a lot of shit about Atra but his stamina for just fuckin doin it and getting out there is amazing

Atramental · « **Reply #8834 on:** November 17, 2018, 10:46:04 PM »

I’ve gotta say post-Molly I feel so much more in the moment and less concerned about people’s opinions about me.

I could tell Kat was fairly nervous at first because she was doing the thing that I do when I get nervous. Talking super fast and spouting off personal facts in lightning succession

But I wasn’t anxious at all though. I was super calm and collected the whole time.

Also, I know Myers-Briggs gets shit for being horoscopes 2.0 but she’s an ENTP and I’m an INTP. It was freaky how similar we were.

Atramental · « **Reply #8835 on:** November 18, 2018, 12:42:49 AM »

Uh... she just unfriended me on Facebook

Mupepe · « **Reply #8836 on:** November 18, 2018, 12:45:36 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #8837 on:** November 18, 2018, 01:05:03 AM »

I think she had gone through some trauma but she didn’t really say what.

If I had to guess it had something to do with her childhood and her parents.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8838 on:** November 18, 2018, 01:19:21 AM »

Women be trippin

Tasty · « **Reply #8839 on:** November 18, 2018, 01:23:14 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2018, 10:11:14 PM

Y’all talk a lot of shit about Atra but his stamina for just fuckin doin it and getting out there is amazing

Atra's like 7 feet, of course he has stamina.

What about the rest of us hideous freaks??

Tasty · « **Reply #8840 on:** November 18, 2018, 01:25:06 AM »

Edit- Drunk and mean, sorry.

Tasty · « **Reply #8841 on:** November 18, 2018, 01:25:39 AM »

Edit- Drunk and mean, sorry.

Tasty · « **Reply #8842 on:** November 18, 2018, 08:19:20 AM »

Sorry for being an asshole last night Spencer.

toku · « **Reply #8843 on:** November 18, 2018, 10:26:14 AM »

you going through a lot tasty you gonna bounce back it was a rough week

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8844 on:** November 18, 2018, 11:04:28 AM »

Oh, I, uh, completely missed it

But I can take a lash out here and there, you’ll come through, Tasty

Tasty · « **Reply #8845 on:** November 18, 2018, 02:38:10 PM »

Thanks guys.

What I said didn't even really make sense, but it was meant to be mean for some reason.

One more reason to drink even less going forward I suppose.

Raist · « **Reply #8846 on:** November 19, 2018, 03:38:41 PM »

Well that escalated quickly.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8847 on:** November 19, 2018, 07:35:28 PM »

Meet me at that Irish pub, you the one with the great fish and chips and the long flight of stairs?

Bebpo · « **Reply #8848 on:** November 19, 2018, 11:38:20 PM »

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shosta · « **Reply #8849 on:** November 19, 2018, 11:40:43 PM »

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Bebpo · « **Reply #8850 on:** November 19, 2018, 11:47:19 PM »

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shosta · « **Reply #8851 on:** November 19, 2018, 11:48:33 PM »

then telling her makes you look like a dick and it's probably your own feelings causing you to think that

Bebpo · « **Reply #8852 on:** November 19, 2018, 11:51:43 PM »

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8853 on:** November 20, 2018, 12:04:07 AM »

Let people make their mistakes. Fact is you don't have visibility into what happens when they're in private. They might be dynamite together. You don't know. Now I'll admit, I find the "if it looks like a duck..." Rule is almost 100% true. That all being said, in the dozens of people I've helped in relationships, I've never, not once, not ever heard a woman tell a guy she was dating, "you were right about that jerk. I really am better with you." It's never happened. And I doubt it ever will. I have heard women say "I was right about that jerk. I'm better off with you" but it's the "I" that's important. It needs to be their realization. Their decision. You can't have anything to do with it.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8854 on:** November 20, 2018, 03:16:27 AM »

Got some new tinder matches

talked with a nice 21 year old blond bombshell
she said she liked scary movies so I invited her to have some drinks next week and perhaps see Halloween in theaters

She said

Yeah I heard that one is good

I take it thats a yes or something

BIONIC · « **Reply #8855 on:** November 20, 2018, 03:27:31 AM »

How much choking is in this horror film?

Could be a nice segue for more pertinent matters…

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8856 on:** November 20, 2018, 04:12:48 AM »

lol jesus christ

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8857 on:** November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM »

This is her btw

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #8858 on:** November 20, 2018, 04:42:02 AM »

*looks at ring*

Who made the photo?

Tasty · « **Reply #8859 on:** November 20, 2018, 09:11:23 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 03:16:27 AM

Got some new tinder matches

talked with a nice 21 year old blond bombshell
she said she liked scary movies so I invited her to have some drinks next week and perhaps see Halloween in theaters

She said

Yeah I heard that one is good

I take it thats a yes or something

Ask her about her thoughts on Audition.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8860 on:** November 20, 2018, 09:47:13 AM »

whats audition

Tasty · « **Reply #8861 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:03:26 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 09:47:13 AM

whats audition

A great Japanese horror movie from the early 2000s. Watch it with her!

Tasty · « **Reply #8862 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:04:00 AM »

Maybe give Noroi: The Curse a try too.

Nabbis · « **Reply #8863 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:48:57 AM »

Gotta admit, she does look like a girl who loves some good sexual asphyxia.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8864 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:59:52 AM »

"Oh, you like horror movies? You should see my posts on this forum's relationship advice thread."

Tasty · « **Reply #8865 on:** November 20, 2018, 11:58:33 AM »

Ah, Audition was actually 1999... so close.

Raist · « **Reply #8866 on:** November 20, 2018, 01:44:38 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM

This is her btw

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Tear that buurt up

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8867 on:** November 20, 2018, 01:53:48 PM »

Who knows im just patiently waiting a response but I actually got a few different matches.. Im just gonna try to chill this time

Raist · « **Reply #8868 on:** November 20, 2018, 02:19:34 PM »

You're right. Start with questions about ball gags first.

Huff · « **Reply #8869 on:** November 20, 2018, 02:27:05 PM »

Thinks have continued to be rocky with the gf. Slightly annoying as we have a trip planned in two weeks as well as Xmas holidays coming up.

Huff · « **Reply #8870 on:** November 20, 2018, 02:56:45 PM »

Who doesn’t?

BIONIC · « **Reply #8871 on:** November 20, 2018, 03:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Glen on November 20, 2018, 02:46:53 PM

I don't get all the choking references. Does MMarasu like to choke women or some shit?

Just like Kobe

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8872 on:** November 20, 2018, 03:10:23 PM »

It should also be noted that Hillary is big on choking.

Atramental · « **Reply #8873 on:** November 20, 2018, 05:21:28 PM »

I'm praying Emily gets back to me soon.

Jesus. I need a big win soon.

Bebpo · « **Reply #8874 on:** November 20, 2018, 06:37:11 PM »

Quote from: Huff on November 20, 2018, 02:56:45 PM

Who doesn’t?

Me :'(

Too paranoid I'll actually kill the person. I've never had solid snake choke training.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8875 on:** November 20, 2018, 07:20:06 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on November 20, 2018, 04:23:47 AM

This is her btw

(Image removed from quote.)

Shes got a kind face

Now cum all over it

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8876 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:44:12 PM »

Glen, steps into the season finale ring!

bless up dude! And tear that ass up!

shosta · « **Reply #8877 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM »

I fucced an 18 year old

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8878 on:** November 20, 2018, 10:57:14 PM »

Whoa, hopefully they don’t get charged with statutory

Thank you for sharing so much in your post, Glen, hope all best for your newly deepened relationship!

Tasty · « **Reply #8879 on:** November 20, 2018, 11:15:13 PM »

Quote from: shosta on November 20, 2018, 10:49:22 PM

I fucced an 18 year old

Careful man, dating older women doesn't always work out well.

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