RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[hampster]

Nothing wrong with a call to clear the air and settle things IMO, as long as this is where the saga ends. Sometimes you just need to get that shit out.

But, I'm worried we'll get shitty reruns all December

[Rahxephon91]

At least you did'nt show up at her door with flowers.





zing.

[toku]

Nothing wrong with a call to clear the air and settle things IMO, as long as this is where the saga ends. Sometimes you just need to get that shit out.

But, I'm worried we'll get shitty reruns all December

you just cursed this thread

[Tasty]

Atra, oversharing means you open yourself up to everyone's opinions -- both congrats and critiques. You can't have less of one without less of the other.

[Rahxephon91]

Do you even know this girl that well?

I'm sorry maybe it sounds like the douche move, but seems like you need to cut her out of your life.

I think men and women can be friends. But I don't really think men can be friends with women they pine for.

[BIONIC]

Should’ve gotten that neck tat 

[Space Jam is Canon]

So much self-deception and such little respect for yourself. You set no boundaries here, my friend. Literally all you did was relieve her of initiating the leg work to let you down easy.

You cannot be friends with this girl in your current state. All you're doing is inviting more games, more negative comparisons, and more self-loathing. The only way forward is to sever her from your life. This girl flat-out told you she’s on the rebound and has no interest in settling down with anyone. If you want something exclusive and long-term, this should be a big fucking red flag for you in the future. Chalk it up as a lesson learned and be thankful you dodged the bullet this time.

Most importantly, stop making excuses and go to fucking therapy already.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think Atra went too far with the Fem Atra thing. Because he's a lot like a lot of my female friends who are good looking, smart, funny but lack the crucial ability to picking a proper and good person for their affections. I believe I told you from the beginning that she seemed someone that wanted to be wanted, but did not want to want. Of course she's going to be happy as friends, she gets the adoration and self-esteem boost and you get shit. It's a no-brainer for her. Really you need to re-assess what it is you look for in someone, if you had read this better and LISTENED you wouldn't be here. Of course, there's the whole Kara read of it that like attracts like too

[Raist]

Oh noes, how are you gonna cope with this LDR

[Bebpo]

Just re-signed up for Bumble and made a new profile with the photo suggestions from here. Man they've really changed the app, the character limit on your bio is crazy. It's like "here's my photos and a tweet"; essentially just Tinder at that point.
Didn't bother filling in any of the details (religion/politics/height/smoking/drinking/etc...) since that stuff just seems to always go against me when people just look at the stats and swipe.

[chronovore]

shutup

This is when you know you fucked up. Toku tells you to shut up. It's like screwing up so bad that your sweet little grandma is like , "listen here bitch!"

[chronovore]

So you guys just wanted me to suffer in silence?

This mental anguish was throwing off the rest of my game with other women because I was secretly hoping I’d get another chance with p. girl. 

I was self sabotaging a bunch of other dates with rookie mistakes.

The point is, I think, that you wanted closure but it was just one more thing you needed her permission to receive.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Nice to see the writers flub the season finale.

I dunno, Glen's arch is going pretty good IMO.

Also, we are all ignoring 8 Bit Nate's failed MFM.

[tiesto]

The lady I’ve started seeing and I really seem to be falling for each other. Things are nice.

Main issue is that she lives on the opposite side of downtown LA from me. But that doesn’t have to be a permanent obstacle.

Is this the longtime acquaintance of yours?

[BlueTsunami]

My sister needs to unlock her friend vault and set me up with a honey 

Theres one friend of hers that goes to my nieces birthday every year. Blonde white chick, nice big booty with a thin waist and the biggest fucking dimples ive ever seen.

[Kara]

You're not as in to her as you say you are if that's a significant hurdle.

[Huff]

Bonkers lol child pls

[BlueTsunami]

Just a reason to accelerate things so you can crash at her place and vice versa on the regular 

[I'm a Puppy!]

An hour long drive is bonkers.

What are you? European?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh sure, for a booty call, that's ridiculous. But this could be love. LOVE SHOSTA!!

[BIONIC]

What if Jack’s hubby turns out to be a Bernie Bro? 

[CatsCatsCats]

An hour commute is actually quite calming and nice with a good radio show or podcast

[Raist]

An hour long drive is bonkers.

What are you? European?

Evidently not, otherwise he could get there in 15mins with public transports

[MMaRsu]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

[MMaRsu]

The role of Mara in Buddhism is analogous - but not equal - to Satan in Abrahamic religions, in that she herds men under her shadow of temptation to lead them astray. She is a personification of death (the word mara literally means "death" in Sanskrit) but is also described as a psychological entity -- the voice inside all of us that aspires to attain greater physical riches for our fleshly vessels.

 

( her onscreen name is Mara )

The Japanese word "Mara" is slang for "penis"

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

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Looks like she might have a nice Mara for you.

[Raist]

The role of Mara in Buddhism is analogous - but not equal - to Satan in Abrahamic religions, in that she herds men under her shadow of temptation to lead them astray. She is a personification of death (the word mara literally means "death" in Sanskrit) but is also described as a psychological entity -- the voice inside all of us that aspires to attain greater physical riches for our fleshly vessels.

 

( her onscreen name is Mara )

How sentimentally attached are you to your organs?

[I'm a Puppy!]

An hour long drive is bonkers.

What are you? European?

Evidently not, otherwise he could get there in 15mins with public transports

[MMaRsu]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

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Looks like she might have a nice Mara for you.

  If that's a dude I'd fuck it 

[BlueTsunami]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

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She gon fuck your butt like the slut you are

[Atramental]

Gonna meet all sorts of new ladies tomorrow night. Can’t wait. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Get out there and have a blast, put yourself first

[BlueTsunami]

And if none od that works out, leather is a good conducter of touch sense so rub your shit on everything. Front and back

[Atramental]

Fucking wow. What a night.

I’ll have to type this all out on my laptop instead of my phone.

[team filler]

[Atramental]

Also, it was a great night.

I’m pretty tired. I may just jot this stuff down on a note pad and type it up tomorrow.

[Atramental]

Nah. Fuck it.

Here’s the quick version:
-got to the event with my guy friend H. We had a couple of drinks before hand. I’m a bit high on pot as well.
-We dance and chat with some of the people there.
-He’s able to get molly.
-I take said Molly. 45 minutes pass and it hits HARD. It hits H even harder. He’s out in the smoking spot kinda blanking out and shit. He has some other friends watching him.
-My confidence just soars. I begin dancing with a bunch of girls. Grinding on them. I made out with at least 5 girls tonight. 2 were really into me and probably want to see me sometime soon since they wanted to add me on facebook ASAP. 
-The girl who I’ll not name’s gay friend was grabbing my butt a lot and said I look great in leather pants. A lot of other girls said so as well. 


I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...

[VomKriege]

I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...

No.

[Atramental]

It’s FemAtra related...

[CatsCatsCats]

Yes.

[Atramental]

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[Atramental]

I think I accidentally made a love triangle between me, 1 single mom, and 1 married mom who’s poly (we were essentially dry humping before we parted ways). 

[toku]

stop what happened happened
you enjoyed yourself fucking dope
don't keep picking it back up and inspecting it
that happened!
nice
enjoy your day

[BlueTsunami]

Atra finding about single moms 

Next season gonna be wild

[BlueTsunami]

You're gon find out what it truly means for a woman to be thirsty. Those little girls dont know shit.

[Atramental]

The married mom and I were making out so much. We were biting on each other too. 

[skullstorm]

Atra's gonna be a brother husband soon 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just imagine what you could have done with a neck tattoo

[Atramental]

So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days? 

[team filler]

that molly you took had meth in it 

it's fun to party with 

[Atramental]

that molly you took had meth in it 

it's fun to party with 

Welp. 

[Nabbis]

So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days? 

Yeah sure, *here*'s some advice on what to do with two married women who you dry humped yesterday from dudes who were not there. 

Personally i would leave it at that cause it sounds like a headache and there's easier ways but depending on how everything went down it could be worth the trouble.

[Atramental]

I’ve just never been in this situation before.

It’s all so new to me.

edit: the poly mom is actually good friends with [redacted]. I even texted [redacted] last night to confirm that the poly mom was actually poly. 

Also, [redacted] seemed excited that I was actually getting with the poly mom. 

[BlueTsunami]

The operstive word is single in single mom. Getting into some poly hijinks is just asking for more trouble. Especially since youre in search of depth. Its possum girl 2.0.

[MMaRsu]

Just get a normal gf atra wtf

[Atramental]

Normal girls don’t like me. 

Also, normal girls are generally boring af.

[Atramental]

I don’t mind being a fucktoy for a little bit. 

But eventually, yeah, I want to find something more meaningful.

[BlueTsunami]

I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?

Look at this magnum dong mofucka

[Atramental]

So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.

[Atramental]

No. Also he has way more dirt on me.

I just wish he wasn’t so fucking lame sometimes.