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« Reply #8880 on: November 20, 2018, 11:18:11 PM »
Damnit, Glen. We're kindred souls.

Growth is a constant ive come to learn. Unless youre a true blue narcissist, your capacity for growth, empathy, and love will help you find the way.
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« Reply #8881 on: November 21, 2018, 02:02:43 AM »
A lot of pitch black dark on a moonless night German women seem to be into my instagram and I'm in love with every single one of them. Theres one thats just vicious in a way only women can be. Imagine getting her to love me and watching her telling everyone to fuck off with glee. Unknownly witnessing what is fated for me.
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« Reply #8882 on: November 21, 2018, 02:04:55 AM »
I fucced an 18 year old :dead
Wouldn’t she be arrested for statutory rape?

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« Reply #8883 on: November 21, 2018, 02:57:44 AM »
Okay. Page 140. The choking during sex and showing up to the girl’s workplace with a rose back to back posts. I have not laughed so hard at anything on this forum in years. I can’t believe this.  :lol :lol :lol

Oh well :p
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« Reply #8884 on: November 21, 2018, 10:17:54 AM »
Had to almost bite my own fingers to keep me from sending this to a friend today.

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« Reply #8885 on: November 22, 2018, 02:19:46 PM »
I fucced an 18 year old :dead


Great way to ruin a promising young woman's life by getting her caught for underage sex, jerk.

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« Reply #8886 on: November 22, 2018, 09:25:52 PM »
I’m going to text possum girl Saturday morning to see if she’s down to meet up at a event she’s possibly going to.

Just as a way to put some feelers out to see if we’re still cool.

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« Reply #8887 on: November 23, 2018, 01:10:23 AM »
I’m going to text possum girl Saturday morning to see if she’s down to meet up at a event she’s possibly going to.

Just as a way to put some feelers out to see if we’re still cool.
God, I hope this is the right choice.  :(

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« Reply #8888 on: November 23, 2018, 01:37:37 AM »
Yeah, my sister was talking to me about this place (a cat cafe) and I was curious to see what it’s like.

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« Reply #8889 on: November 23, 2018, 01:45:51 AM »
God, why the fuck can’t I find someone that can just put up with me and my nonsense.  :-\

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« Reply #8890 on: November 23, 2018, 01:51:01 AM »
Well thats one way to drown in pussy
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« Reply #8891 on: November 23, 2018, 01:57:53 AM »
I legit like cats though.

Also, the last text I sent her was a pic of my cat when she asked me if I had any pets.

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« Reply #8892 on: November 23, 2018, 11:03:07 AM »
It’s the cat cafe’s first year anniversary.  :doge

She marked herself as “interested” for the event on Facebook.

After we had showered I even asked her about her about potentially joining her for events she marked as interested and she ~seemed~ okay with it.

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« Reply #8893 on: November 23, 2018, 11:33:08 AM »
Ah... looks like she’s going with a bunch of other friends.

I probably shouldn’t ask.

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« Reply #8894 on: November 23, 2018, 11:36:57 AM »
Just ask. If you want to be her friend start acting like it. Her reaction is out of your control so you just do you.

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« Reply #8895 on: November 23, 2018, 11:39:06 AM »
I’ll text her right now.

edit: and now we wait...
« Last Edit: November 23, 2018, 12:02:14 PM by Atramental »

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« Reply #8896 on: November 23, 2018, 12:15:50 PM »
Okay. Page 140. The choking during sex and showing up to the girl’s workplace with a rose back to back posts. I have not laughed so hard at anything on this forum in years. I can’t believe this.  :lol :lol :lol

The lead-up was pretty good too, there was even some nice foreshadowing for the roses at work part. Pages 131-133 especially.

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« Reply #8897 on: November 23, 2018, 12:36:03 PM »
Id stop fixating, Atra. I can tell you this is all going to feel like a chinese finger trap, the more you struggle the worse it gets. Putting feelers out is ok but be ready to move on to the next one.
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« Reply #8898 on: November 23, 2018, 01:22:05 PM »
I mean. Not right after. We got dressed and stuff first and talked about other things.

edit:

 :-\
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« Reply #8899 on: November 23, 2018, 01:43:09 PM »
Well. I’m gonna move on now.


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« Reply #8900 on: November 23, 2018, 02:48:07 PM »
I think you need to buy her roses

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« Reply #8901 on: November 23, 2018, 04:25:39 PM »
Or choke her.

Atramental

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« Reply #8902 on: November 23, 2018, 04:59:05 PM »
She actually likes to get choked but I pretty much blew my chances with her so...

I really should’ve just played things cool and not seem like & eager beaver to see her again...

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« Reply #8903 on: November 23, 2018, 05:07:48 PM »
Honest question:
Do you enjoy the drama and playing all these little games?
If not, maybe you should date women that are a bit older.

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« Reply #8904 on: November 23, 2018, 05:24:06 PM »
She’s 26.
I’m 28...


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« Reply #8905 on: November 23, 2018, 05:26:47 PM »
My bad, because almost all of those tinder matches you posted were in the 18-21 range IIRC.

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« Reply #8906 on: November 23, 2018, 05:27:42 PM »
I rarely get with anyone younger than 24 after I hit 28.

edit: I mean, sure I match with girls younger than 24 but I can tell that we aren't really on the same wavelength socially.
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« Reply #8907 on: November 23, 2018, 05:36:21 PM »




I wanna hug all them beautiful cats.  :noah

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« Reply #8908 on: November 23, 2018, 07:04:30 PM »
I know I know.

I’m stupid.  :doge

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« Reply #8909 on: November 23, 2018, 07:11:00 PM »
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« Reply #8910 on: November 23, 2018, 07:11:37 PM »
I know I know.

I’m stupid.  :doge

Newsfeed.

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« Reply #8911 on: November 23, 2018, 07:16:22 PM »
must be a post sex morning
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« Reply #8912 on: November 23, 2018, 08:10:12 PM »
I’m fine with just being platonic friends from this point on.  :yeshrug

That’s my big fear is losing a super cool friend who can connect me to other cool people in my not so cool city.  :doge

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« Reply #8913 on: November 24, 2018, 12:14:48 AM »
I’m basically at her mercy if she wants something more.

I can’t force my will upon someone like her. She’s very independent and strong willed.

And I did flat out tell her that I was cool with being friends and that the ball was in her court if she wanted something more.

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« Reply #8914 on: November 24, 2018, 03:07:38 AM »
*sleepily browse the thread*

Well, you can't force your will on anyone, really.
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« Reply #8915 on: November 24, 2018, 08:51:38 AM »
Sure. But some people are more pliable than others.

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« Reply #8916 on: November 24, 2018, 09:09:06 AM »
It's common after an intimate moment for people to claim they accept just being friends but then continue to do confusing/flirty shit. After having your heart shit on a few times, people become more patient in establishing new friendships. Best to just be transparent, cool, and keep your wiener from trying to fuck everything up.

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« Reply #8917 on: November 24, 2018, 10:37:44 AM »
It's common after an intimate moment for people to claim they accept just being friends but then continue to do confusing/flirty shit. After having your heart shit on a few times, people become more patient in establishing new friendships. Best to just be transparent, cool, and keep your wiener from trying to fuck everything up.
So... are you saying I should bone or not bone if she flings herself on me again?  :doge

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« Reply #8918 on: November 24, 2018, 10:40:13 AM »
She laugh reacted to my latest facebook post.  :rejoice

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« Reply #8919 on: November 24, 2018, 10:50:13 AM »
:omg

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« Reply #8920 on: November 24, 2018, 10:51:47 AM »
I swear. If you get them laughing that’s a great sign.

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« Reply #8921 on: November 24, 2018, 10:53:58 AM »
https://m.

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« Reply #8922 on: November 24, 2018, 11:00:16 AM »
https://m.
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« Reply #8923 on: November 24, 2018, 11:00:57 AM »
It's only a matter of time until atra shows up at possum girl's work with a bunch of roses and a love letter  :pimp

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« Reply #8924 on: November 24, 2018, 11:04:06 AM »
It's only a matter of time until atra shows up at possum girl's work with a bunch of roses and a love letter  :pimp
I’m not that far gone.

Sure I emote a lot here and come off as a love sick puppy but it’s a way to get it out of system so I can be calm & resolved.

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« Reply #8925 on: November 24, 2018, 11:08:52 AM »
Or choke her.
We'll, since she loves choking she'll love atra.
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« Reply #8926 on: November 24, 2018, 11:10:10 AM »
She likes to get punched too.  :doge

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« Reply #8927 on: November 24, 2018, 11:51:45 AM »
 :holeup

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« Reply #8928 on: November 24, 2018, 11:56:18 AM »
She went to a BDSM thing on Halloween and she wanted a guy to fight her.

He gave her a bit of black eye.

Also she got spanked by a paddle and had a couple of bruises on her butt.

Needless to say... I like freaks.  :doge

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« Reply #8929 on: November 24, 2018, 12:31:26 PM »
This is painful to read but it’s a great life lesson and we all have to learn the hard way.
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« Reply #8930 on: November 24, 2018, 12:47:06 PM »
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?

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« Reply #8931 on: November 24, 2018, 01:10:42 PM »
I’d imagine for a woman that likes being punched and choked, the only thing that makes her dry up faster than a man who can’t get it up is one that wants her to make the move and overthinks every interaction with her. I think you need to learn that there’s a difference between taking a chance and going for it and asserting your will on someone. 

Real talk, i wanted my wife so bad before we had sex. We were best friends, fooled around but never fucked. I had built it up so much that the first time I couldn’t get it up for like half an hour and then we had the most unsatisfying sex. Ugh. It was shameful and I was pissed at myself. But instead of being all awkward and thinking how I blew it, I told her “trust me, I can do better” and then did so.

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« Reply #8932 on: November 24, 2018, 01:29:50 PM »
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?
Yea.

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« Reply #8933 on: November 24, 2018, 01:47:15 PM »
What do I need to learn here?

That I shouldn't be falling for her at all and that I should just move on to greener pastures?

That pasture can certainly be green, you did manage to fuck her once and that speaks for itself. The issue imo is that you kinda like Zelda but went and bought Dark Souls.

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« Reply #8934 on: November 24, 2018, 01:53:12 PM »
He didn’t manage to fuck her.

Oh, well...Yeah. Then i personally i don't see this even slightly worth it if it takes a emotional toll.

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« Reply #8935 on: November 24, 2018, 02:22:36 PM »
She’s a real life succubus.

Or at least my potted up brain feels that way.  :doge

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« Reply #8936 on: November 24, 2018, 02:43:21 PM »
The issue imo is that you kinda like Zelda but went and bought Dark Souls.

Newsfeed plz

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« Reply #8937 on: November 24, 2018, 02:44:20 PM »
She hasn’t texted me back a time when she’s going yet.  :doge

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« Reply #8938 on: November 24, 2018, 02:53:04 PM »
My guess is youre experiencing the "Girl is not trying to hurt you by flat out eaying no" scenario, Atra. Abort, abort. Abort.
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« Reply #8939 on: November 24, 2018, 02:54:38 PM »
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