Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1929001 times)

toku · « **Reply #8880 on:** December 09, 2018, 12:55:47 AM »

fratricide is the only answer

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8881 on:** December 09, 2018, 01:10:43 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 12:46:38 AM

So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.

What reality are YOU in Atra jesus fucking Christ Lmao its like you were born under a sign that prevents you from getting pussy every which way

toku · « **Reply #8882 on:** December 09, 2018, 01:21:20 AM »

he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8883 on:** December 09, 2018, 01:27:41 AM »

Quote from: toku on December 09, 2018, 01:21:20 AM

he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood

The only way to lift this curse, surely

Pussy God requires blood of ones kin

Atramental · « **Reply #8884 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM »

I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8885 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM

I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much

benjipwns · « **Reply #8886 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:13:53 AM »

Quote from: Glen on December 08, 2018, 10:36:59 PM

I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?

"accidentally" dropping them really works that well huh?

Atramental · « **Reply #8887 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:19:55 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 09, 2018, 02:11:01 AM

Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:00:15 AM
I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much

He looks down on my drug usage as well.

Basically, I've become much more hedonistic and he's remained somewhat ascetic.

I got him to smoke pot once (thinking that it would open him up) but he didn't really care for it. He said it made him feel like he was stuck at the bottom of a pit.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8888 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:23:02 AM »

Kinda sounds like he is

Atramental · « **Reply #8889 on:** December 09, 2018, 03:23:55 AM »

I'm going to see if I can get my "cool" aunt to talk some sense into him.

Atramental · « **Reply #8890 on:** December 09, 2018, 03:54:01 PM »

Okay, sooo my “cool” aunt wasn’t really cool with the fact that I’m potentially getting with a married mom but she was fine with me getting with that single mom.

Also, I was able to persuade my brother some more. He says it’s fine if I bring a “date” home when he’s already asleep or away or whatever.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8891 on:** December 09, 2018, 04:06:12 PM »

Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8892 on:** December 09, 2018, 04:07:20 PM »

You're fucking your aunt now? Man I'm behind on this show.

Atramental · « **Reply #8893 on:** December 09, 2018, 04:12:16 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2018, 04:06:12 PM

Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit

My aunt is one of the more “open minded” people in my family compared to everyone else.

Also, I bet my parents still believe I’m a virgin.

edit: basically... never get raised by devoutly religious parents, brehs...

Bebpo · « **Reply #8894 on:** December 09, 2018, 09:38:34 PM »

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Bebpo · « **Reply #8895 on:** December 09, 2018, 09:41:10 PM »

Honestly the take away and the advice I'd have for the youngins here is even if you suck at dating, don't give up and stick with dating in your 20s because 20-30 is your prime chance to meet your lifelong partner and if you're dumb like me and don't date during most of that you'll end up with a big handicap against you in dating from that point on. 30-35 is still doable but your'e running out of time there, so your best bet is to get married by 30ish.

Atramental · « **Reply #8896 on:** December 09, 2018, 10:10:54 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 09:38:34 PM

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They're out in public events going after guys like me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8897 on:** December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM »

You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Bebpo · « **Reply #8898 on:** December 09, 2018, 11:01:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM

You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.

Atramental · « **Reply #8899 on:** December 09, 2018, 11:51:10 PM »

The single mom reached out to me first.

She thirsty.

Atramental · « **Reply #8900 on:** December 10, 2018, 12:13:12 AM »

I can't fuck tonight. I have a busy day early tomorrow.

Atramental · « **Reply #8901 on:** December 10, 2018, 12:19:33 AM »

I've been showing up late to work too many times.

I can't afford to keep this trend going.

edit: Also, I don't fuck well under pressure/when I'm tired.

Atramental · « **Reply #8902 on:** December 10, 2018, 02:16:10 AM »

Also, the roads in my area are possibly going to freeze over tonight.

So I'll have to be on call all day tomorrow from my home office.

hampster · « **Reply #8903 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:41:11 AM »

Good nights rest

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8904 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:09:18 PM »

yeah fuck when you feel like it and dont get used by some old woman who needs a dick

and then fuck her

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8905 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:11:12 PM »

11:32pm text including double texts. She def wanted your penis.

Atramental · « **Reply #8906 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:21:45 PM »

My penis is not going anywhere.

She can wait.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8907 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:24:18 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 10, 2018, 01:21:45 PM

My penis is not going anywhere.

Yes. We know.

Atramental · « **Reply #8908 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:28:45 PM »

Quote from: riotous on December 10, 2018, 01:23:38 PM

That person's texting makes me want to murder.

She could’ve been drunk or high for all I know.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8909 on:** December 10, 2018, 01:32:37 PM »

I agree with Kiss Vibes. You are not required to jump at every whiff of tang to satisfy those who relish in your missteps

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8910 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2018, 11:01:13 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM
You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.

Age and maturity are not mutually exclusive. Why not try it? You have nothing to lose.

Atramental · « **Reply #8911 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:32:03 PM »

Possibly seeing that hot poly mom Thursday night.

Atramental · « **Reply #8912 on:** December 10, 2018, 10:55:45 PM »

Also, apparently some people at that BDSM show thought that I was gay according to the poly mom.

El Babua · « **Reply #8913 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:07:04 PM »

So what? You wanna prove them wrong?

Or right?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8914 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:31:30 PM »

Yeah for real, you mention this, is it because you’re like mayyybbeee?

Atramental · « **Reply #8915 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:34:26 PM »

I blame the bore and all the gay subtext posting over the years.

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mormapope · « **Reply #8916 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:18:46 AM »

I find that very few dudes are 100% straight, I've always found that sexuality or desire can be pretty fluid as well. A really feminine gay dude, crossdresser/femboy level, can have a nicer ass than some women and have a tighter body.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8917 on:** December 11, 2018, 01:21:20 AM »

The Bore didn't make you wear leather pants and a wig. You knew what you were doing.

Atramental · « **Reply #8918 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:58:17 AM »

Oh no, my friend that I showed up with is bi.

But [redacted]'s gay friend was there and he touched my butt in a friendly manner a couple of times.

Also, I was fucking high on molly.

toku · « **Reply #8919 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:01:58 PM »

You should just shove a screw driver up your nose

skullstorm · « **Reply #8920 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:19:53 PM »

Or the handle up your butt

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8921 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:51:36 PM »

I got assumed to be gay because I used big words, people are dumb don’t worry about it

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8922 on:** December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM »

To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8923 on:** December 11, 2018, 03:00:28 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM

To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass

Atramental · « **Reply #8924 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:12:28 PM »

Everyone is truly beautiful in their own way, brehs.

Atramental · « **Reply #8925 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:24:11 PM »

I'm sorry that happened to you but you are not your trauma.

You are much much more than that.

Huff · « **Reply #8926 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:27:08 PM »

^^^ someone watched some good will hunting recently

Atramental · « **Reply #8927 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:28:37 PM »

I haven't seen that movie before. Also, I'm high on pot at the moment since I got to work from home today.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8928 on:** December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM »

new match

Atramental · « **Reply #8929 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:05:14 PM »

She looks like the girl that unfriended me on facebook after our first date.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8930 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:13:26 PM »

You realize that says "Get Locked" NOT "Get choked" right?

Atramental · « **Reply #8931 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:40:45 PM »

This poly mom is blowing my mind right now.

There's fucking clans of poly people.

edit: And they have events and shit.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #8932 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:10:07 PM »

ig story the events plz k thx

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8933 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM »

Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8934 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:03:23 AM »

Writers apparently trying to make up for the possum girl debacle. I'll admit, I'm curious...

nachobro · « **Reply #8935 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:14:42 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM

Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult

sounds cool

BIONIC · « **Reply #8936 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:58:43 AM »

Join the sex cult you coward.

Atramental · « **Reply #8937 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:00:27 AM »

“You’ll cowards don’t even join sex cults” will be the new subtitle of the next relationship thread.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8938 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:32:03 AM »

Even money says that mupepe is head of that sex cult

Atramental · « **Reply #8939 on:** December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM

Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?

Chill.

I’m seeing single mom Saturday.

But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.

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