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nachobro

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10560 on: April 15, 2019, 01:31:58 PM »
order them online, that's what i used to do

BisMarckie

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« Reply #10561 on: April 15, 2019, 01:37:33 PM »
Go to the drug store and just buy the large condoms as your only item.
When the cashier is about to scan them, ask him/her (it‘s 2019 that shit doesn’t matter) if these are the largest they have and wink. :success


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« Reply #10562 on: April 15, 2019, 01:38:11 PM »
Or just buy them like a normal person. Nobody gives a shit if you‘re buying condoms.

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« Reply #10563 on: April 15, 2019, 02:35:11 PM »
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HardcoreRetro

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« Reply #10564 on: April 15, 2019, 02:44:16 PM »
so where exactly do people usually buy condoms :doge

am i gonna get weird looks if i get them at a supermarket?

they're expensive as fuck btw, jesus wtf

Get them at the supermarket. Just buy a bunch of bananas or a cucumber at the same time.

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« Reply #10565 on: April 15, 2019, 02:54:38 PM »
Condoms aren’t going to help you trap a woman with a baby, c’mon son

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10566 on: April 15, 2019, 03:15:01 PM »
I don’t know what it’s like where you are ,but you could try in store pickup. I mean you still have to go to the store, but it’s more discreet and hey eventually you’ll realize it’s no big deal anyway.

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« Reply #10567 on: April 15, 2019, 10:12:01 PM »
Nobody cares if you buy condoms you ding dong.
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Tasty

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« Reply #10568 on: April 15, 2019, 10:58:58 PM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10569 on: April 16, 2019, 12:09:36 AM »
“Hey y’all! This guy fucks!”

nudemacusers

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« Reply #10570 on: April 16, 2019, 01:49:26 AM »
I buy my lube and rubbers at self check out but I make sure to mess up weight scale so an employee has to come by and manually override

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« Reply #10571 on: April 16, 2019, 02:27:45 AM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

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« Reply #10572 on: April 16, 2019, 02:37:51 AM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

Have you ever considered message board dating?

I know the perfect guy :phil
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« Reply #10573 on: April 16, 2019, 02:59:24 AM »
 :lol
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« Reply #10574 on: April 16, 2019, 03:10:21 AM »
Filler’s penis was sadly lost in an negligent discharge incident at ft drum  :'(
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« Reply #10575 on: April 16, 2019, 03:20:53 AM »
my ft cum belongs in your ft buns
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #10576 on: April 16, 2019, 03:30:41 AM »
Sounds hot but let me put on my ft hood first so I don’t catch anything.  :-*
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« Reply #10577 on: April 16, 2019, 03:49:20 AM »
Nah, y'all seem nice. Dating, fucking, and loving are just part of the nomenclature for bad first impressions. As long as you can have 60% of your prettiness and 45% of your niceness in real life, that's really all you need. I calculated it.

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« Reply #10578 on: April 16, 2019, 08:42:21 AM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

Damn yo. Props.

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« Reply #10579 on: April 16, 2019, 09:39:37 AM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.
To be clear, it's because we're not dating and we're officially together... right? :)

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« Reply #10580 on: April 16, 2019, 04:53:31 PM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

 :noooo

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« Reply #10581 on: April 17, 2019, 03:07:53 PM »
The idea that anyone could be aroused by you with your personality is absurd.
This is funny coming from the guy who's absolutely shredded but is irretrievably single. I think there is some projection going on here.
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10582 on: April 17, 2019, 04:08:00 PM »
My gf uses lube because of certain issues with her vagina. It’s not because she isn’t aroused.

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« Reply #10583 on: April 17, 2019, 04:09:13 PM »
don't let them get to you rahx 

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HardcoreRetro

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« Reply #10584 on: April 17, 2019, 04:12:03 PM »
Woah woah woah, take it easy man. Around these parts we call it a fronthole.

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« Reply #10585 on: April 17, 2019, 04:36:43 PM »
don't let them get to you rahx 

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I was trying to support Glen. All vagina’s are different maybe his gf needs it for reasons.

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« Reply #10586 on: April 20, 2019, 06:54:27 PM »
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.

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« Reply #10587 on: April 20, 2019, 07:01:14 PM »
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.
And if by "immense relief" you meant "immense disappointment" you'd be right :cody
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« Reply #10588 on: April 21, 2019, 02:34:00 AM »
Whelp, stayed over at another chicks place last night. I have to say, after being out of the dating game for a while, I feel immense relief when I reach down a girls pants and don't feel a giant cock.

Yikes. transphobic much?

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« Reply #10589 on: April 21, 2019, 03:27:58 AM »
Decided a few months ago to give up dating for a few years. Weeee.
For years? I gave up for life.

This is pretty much where I’m at now.

I’ll just make some boots in FF14 instead.
And get a couple cats.

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« Reply #10590 on: April 21, 2019, 05:19:48 AM »
Bebpo? More like Incel.

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« Reply #10592 on: April 21, 2019, 06:38:55 AM »
 :-\

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« Reply #10593 on: April 21, 2019, 04:25:03 PM »
told y'all dufus got next, im not even worried <3

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« Reply #10594 on: April 21, 2019, 05:12:54 PM »
We’re gonna have to start unbanning people to have more projects soon

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« Reply #10595 on: April 25, 2019, 01:31:48 PM »
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« Reply #10596 on: April 25, 2019, 01:35:27 PM »
That's really, really tough, Bebs. I'm sorry to hear that.
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« Reply #10597 on: April 25, 2019, 01:45:46 PM »
:(

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« Reply #10598 on: April 25, 2019, 02:01:59 PM »
Bebs, I have friends that are dating people with full blown AIDs and some with HIV,  Is there nothing safer sex can do to help? That sucks. :(
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« Reply #10599 on: April 25, 2019, 02:57:17 PM »
Wow that really sucks  :-\

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« Reply #10600 on: April 25, 2019, 09:20:41 PM »
That sucks, man. No real advice but keep going. You're a great person and I know the one is out there for you.
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« Reply #10601 on: April 27, 2019, 09:22:40 PM »
So I've been seeing this chick for a few weeks and every-time I stay over at her place, we service each other orally before bed, and again in the morning. She loves my fat hog. But when I ask if she wants to make love, she says not yet. I guess I should just be happy because I haven't have a quality blow job with no teeth in about 5 years, but damn if I don't want to pound that mound.

Oh and I think I convinced her that sucking my hog makes her lips fuller after  :teehee  Gotta play to a woman's vanity.

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« Reply #10602 on: April 27, 2019, 09:23:40 PM »
quality blow job with no teeth in about 5 years,

:whatisthis

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« Reply #10603 on: April 27, 2019, 09:28:40 PM »
lmao i meant without her teeth scraping my super-sensitive uncircumcised glans.

 :lol

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« Reply #10604 on: April 27, 2019, 09:31:27 PM »
Korean girl didn't know how to give a good blowie?  :fbm
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« Reply #10605 on: April 27, 2019, 09:34:17 PM »
Would it surprise you?


I’ve seen Asian porn.

BikeJesus

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« Reply #10606 on: April 27, 2019, 09:38:30 PM »
Big dick + small mouth is always an issue. Not sure why this chick is so talented but i can only assume it is from years of experience. I'm still talking to korean chick but things with this other woman are getting more serious and I am not the kind of person to see two chicks at once unless it is really casual. Have to go with my heart.

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« Reply #10607 on: April 27, 2019, 09:40:58 PM »
She's in Korea for a while isn't she? I wouldn't feel bad about it.
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« Reply #10608 on: April 27, 2019, 09:46:44 PM »
nah she is here for a couple more months, then back to korea. We had some good times but we are so different that it would never work. Fuck it, at least i made sweet love to a yuka look-a-like. This other woman is a blue eyed euopean which i have much more in common with, yet rarely get involved with due to most of the ones i meet being new-agers or blue-haired freaks.

edit: f u riotus, i've been chowing down on that pie in the morning light and it is clean as fuck. besides, i would use a rubber if we screwed. I think she just wants to not rush it.

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« Reply #10609 on: April 27, 2019, 10:01:19 PM »
"hang in there, man"
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« Reply #10610 on: April 27, 2019, 11:51:39 PM »
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Damn, really sorry to hear that dude. :(

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« Reply #10611 on: April 28, 2019, 10:37:05 AM »
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Not that you haven't thought this threw, but have you double checked with your GI docs and/or talked to an ID specialist. Seems slightly extreme that you couldn't find some sort of resolution to the situation
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« Reply #10612 on: April 28, 2019, 10:45:18 PM »
I can't help it if I have a big dick  :(. It isn't a mandingo or anything, but around 7.5" with a good girth. Never had any complaints. It's my best feature.

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« Reply #10613 on: April 28, 2019, 11:54:23 PM »
recently ive discovered how nice it is to go to a proper restaurant, having a waiter/waitress dedicated to make sure everything is okay makes a world of difference in terms of comfort, i fucking love going to proper restaurants

eating out  :delicious

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« Reply #10614 on: April 30, 2019, 12:25:49 AM »
I know I've complained about this before, but I feel the need to vent again.

I've mentioned how I've been quite aggravated over my horrendous response rate on dating sites/apps. And it doesn't matter which one I use, the results are similar throughout. My response rate is like 1 per 100. As you can imagine, it's quite frustrating, especially when I don't think I'm that bad looking. Sure, I ain't no model, nor have I claimed to be, but I'm solidly between 7-8. So you would think I'd ad least get responses higher than goddamned 1%.

But that would just be me bitching about stuff that's not new. What IS new, and kind of adds to the frustration, is that I have a co-worker, who looks roughly the same as me. We have roughly the same height, facial features and build, though he's got slightly more muscle (though also slightly more fat). Honestly speaking, between me and him, I'd give him the edge in terms of overall looks (keepin' it real here). But again...it's JUST an edge. We're not talking a night and day difference. Yet apparently he gets dozens of responses per day. Responses where he claims he's not interested in 90% of them. Which, okay fine, you're not into them, no problem. But I don't get responses even from women I have no interest in! Sometimes I'll even message fat, unattractive chicks JUST to see if I'll get a response, which insultingly enough, doesn't happen either.

Ive tried different things throughout the years. Better pictures, more in depth profiles, claiming I'm into exciting shit like skydiving even though I'm not. Since 2012 when I started online dating, literally none of these things, either on their own or taken together have remotely effected my response rate.

What the hell gives?  :maf :'(

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« Reply #10615 on: April 30, 2019, 12:37:14 AM »
I wouldn't stress over it. I rarely got responses on dating apps, even though I tend to do ok with women in person. Chicks on apps are looking for rich chads and they probably get 100 messages a day. Standing out is not going to be easy. Just rub one out and you will be happy shamu didn't respond.

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« Reply #10616 on: April 30, 2019, 12:49:19 AM »
Even as a kid I got no respect.

My mother wouldn’t breastfeed me, said she liked me as a friend.

:rodney
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #10617 on: April 30, 2019, 02:37:43 AM »
I know I've complained about this before, but I feel the need to vent again.

I've mentioned how I've been quite aggravated over my horrendous response rate on dating sites/apps. And it doesn't matter which one I use, the results are similar throughout. My response rate is like 1 per 100. As you can imagine, it's quite frustrating, especially when I don't think I'm that bad looking. Sure, I ain't no model, nor have I claimed to be, but I'm solidly between 7-8. So you would think I'd ad least get responses higher than goddamned 1%.

But that would just be me bitching about stuff that's not new. What IS new, and kind of adds to the frustration, is that I have a co-worker, who looks roughly the same as me. We have roughly the same height, facial features and build, though he's got slightly more muscle (though also slightly more fat). Honestly speaking, between me and him, I'd give him the edge in terms of overall looks (keepin' it real here). But again...it's JUST an edge. We're not talking a night and day difference. Yet apparently he gets dozens of responses per day. Responses where he claims he's not interested in 90% of them. Which, okay fine, you're not into them, no problem. But I don't get responses even from women I have no interest in! Sometimes I'll even message fat, unattractive chicks JUST to see if I'll get a response, which insultingly enough, doesn't happen either.

Ive tried different things throughout the years. Better pictures, more in depth profiles, claiming I'm into exciting shit like skydiving even though I'm not. Since 2012 when I started online dating, literally none of these things, either on their own or taken together have remotely effected my response rate.

What the hell gives?  :maf :'(

Might just be lying about job/income/height or you could have the "Open to hookups." option selected, or of course he might just send more interesting messages but word sorcery doesn't affect much in the online sphere.

The best thing about talking girls in real life is that there's none of the online "seduction" bullshit encountered with every guy taking the shotgun approach. You just need to be somewhat adultlike and have a sense of humor.

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« Reply #10618 on: April 30, 2019, 04:06:55 AM »
You will  :-[
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« Reply #10619 on: April 30, 2019, 06:38:19 AM »
You sure?

Even if I use a picture like this on my profile? :hitler
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