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Tripon · « **Reply #2400 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:35:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/BermudezWrites/status/1242195238694686720
https://twitter.com/BermudezWrites/status/1242222890113626113

Yeti · « **Reply #2401 on:** March 23, 2020, 08:59:12 PM »

The feels when your entire house can fit into some rich asshole’s bunker’s indoor pool

team filler · « **Reply #2402 on:** March 23, 2020, 09:10:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1242207387215421445

Occam · « **Reply #2403 on:** March 24, 2020, 10:47:23 AM »

"This headline and the story are totally wrong. *RNA* from the virus was detected 17 days later, *not* live virus. You can detect nucleic acids from things long after they are dead, e.g. Neanderthal bones."

team filler · « **Reply #2404 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:47:08 PM »

britney>xtina

team filler · « **Reply #2405 on:** March 24, 2020, 02:56:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1242524036967645184

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2406 on:** March 24, 2020, 03:00:06 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #2407 on:** March 24, 2020, 03:14:59 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #2408 on:** March 24, 2020, 08:57:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2409 on:** March 24, 2020, 09:24:31 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 24, 2020, 08:57:33 PM

https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216

How much of a cuck do you have to be to donate to your college while still paying off student loans?

bluemax · « **Reply #2410 on:** March 24, 2020, 09:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 23, 2020, 04:49:01 PM

https://twitter.com/taintberner/status/1242117190754721792

Some asshole I met once and stupidly added on Facebook finally provided good comedy this week. He decided it was wise to fuck off to Costa Rica right as all the lockdowns started here. It was amazing watching him get killed by all his friends and family.

I mention this because he's also an AirBnB mogul wanna be, so I can't wait to watch him cry about that collapsing.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2411 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:37:21 AM »

https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1242058787160313857

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2412 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:17:09 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 24, 2020, 08:57:33 PM

https://twitter.com/seagoat800/status/1242476489129353216

"How come I don't have any money left after I spend it all?????"

EchoRin · « **Reply #2413 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:19:36 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-CoUChlRP1/

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2414 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:40:44 PM »

Looks like cat ears.

toku · « **Reply #2415 on:** March 26, 2020, 10:42:21 AM »

nyaa~

Tasty · « **Reply #2416 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:09:40 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 24, 2020, 02:47:08 PM

britney>xtina

FOREVER AND EVER HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

Tasty · « **Reply #2417 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:10:07 PM »

Quote from: toku on March 26, 2020, 10:42:21 AM

nyaa~

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2418 on:** March 26, 2020, 05:30:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243265526362714113

EchoRin · « **Reply #2419 on:** March 26, 2020, 10:08:06 PM »

Ah. I see Mickey Ds ain't the only one on the social distancing PR train.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/business/social-distancing-brand-logos-coronavirus/index.html

Tripon · « **Reply #2420 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:42:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/DanielNMiller/status/1243644130225344513

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2421 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:55:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/lizrhoffman/status/1241104933476282368

tiesto · « **Reply #2422 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:20:16 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 27, 2020, 11:55:53 PM

https://twitter.com/lizrhoffman/status/1241104933476282368

Guessing his EDM career is finally taking off? (for real, the CEO of Goldman Sachs moonlights as an EDM DJ and producer)

EchoRin · « **Reply #2423 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:24:45 AM »

wat?

Though after listening to it, it wasn't any worse than any other generic EDM track. Could have fooled me that it was some 26 year old from Belgium that produced it.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2424 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:29:39 AM »

Sick beatz to foreclose on

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2425 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:31:16 AM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2426 on:** March 28, 2020, 08:21:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243922171145211904

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2427 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:47:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 28, 2020, 08:21:30 PM

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1243922171145211904

This reminds me, I wonder how AIA is doing during these tough times. He voted for Trump specifically to protect his businesses from filthy poors getting a handout. Can't wait to spent my free Trumpbux on a big-screen TV while his investments flounder.

bluemax · « **Reply #2428 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:15:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/mjnblack/status/1243641637420453889

team filler · « **Reply #2429 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:58:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/mike_chatwin/status/1243964368141729792

Tripon · « **Reply #2430 on:** March 29, 2020, 01:04:52 AM »

https://wgno.com/news/health/coronavirus/texas-company-looking-to-dock-paychecks-for-those-receiving-stimulus-checks-tmw/

Tripon · « **Reply #2431 on:** March 29, 2020, 08:46:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1243662875421532161

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2432 on:** March 29, 2020, 11:25:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/Bertovo/status/1244211031246688258

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2433 on:** March 29, 2020, 11:26:38 PM »

Eat fresh, breathe fresh ©

Don Rumata · « **Reply #2434 on:** March 29, 2020, 11:43:35 PM »

>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

team filler · « **Reply #2435 on:** March 30, 2020, 01:36:53 AM »

nachobro · « **Reply #2436 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:49:57 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 29, 2020, 11:43:35 PM

>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

duh, a virus couldn't live in those overly processed deli meats and yoga mat bread

team filler · « **Reply #2437 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:10:30 AM »

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244795542695116800

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244798586912567296

VomKriege · « **Reply #2438 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:20:50 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 30, 2020, 09:49:57 AM

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 29, 2020, 11:43:35 PM
>LMAO Wet Markets, Bat soup, WTF China?!
>Eats at Subway.

duh, a virus couldn't live in those overly processed deli meats and yoga mat bread

Why is Chipotle still allowed to open time and time again ?
Time to sanction the USA to nudge them into the 21st century.

team filler · « **Reply #2439 on:** March 31, 2020, 04:46:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/andrewrush/status/1244657465859457024

team filler · « **Reply #2440 on:** March 31, 2020, 06:39:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/jinpaynus/status/1244471754036105217

https://twitter.com/izeoftheworrld/status/1244745342853058562

nachobro · « **Reply #2441 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:48:48 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 31, 2020, 02:10:30 AM

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244795542695116800

https://twitter.com/nick_w_estes/status/1244798586912567296

that happened here. while i hate to even tangentially defend them, the cops were trying to arrest dude for attempting to kill his neighbor with a hammer.

must have been a different neighbor than twitter man

team filler · « **Reply #2442 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:12:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/OperatorMaid/status/1245160094242914305

Tripon · « **Reply #2443 on:** April 01, 2020, 10:30:42 AM »

https://www.propublica.org/article/coronavirus-er-doctors-nurses-benefits

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Emergency room doctors and nurses many of whom are dealing with an onslaught of coronavirus patients and shortages of protective equipment — are now finding out that their compensation is getting cut.

Most ER providers in the U.S. work for staffing companies that have contracts with hospitals. Those staffing companies are losing revenue as hospitals postpone elective procedures and non-coronavirus patients avoid emergency rooms. Health insurers are processing claims more slowly as they adapt to a remote workforce.

“Despite the risks our providers are facing, and the great work being done by our teams, the economic challenges brought forth by COVID-19 have not spared our industry,” Steve Holtzclaw, the CEO of Alteon Health, one of the largest staffing companies, wrote in a memo to employees on Monday.

The memo announced that the company would be reducing hours for clinicians, cutting pay for administrative employees by 20%, and suspending 401(k) matches, bonuses and paid time off. Holtzclaw indicated that the measures were temporary but didn’t know how long they would last.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2444 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 01, 2020, 10:30:42 AM

https://www.propublica.org/article/coronavirus-er-doctors-nurses-benefits

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Emergency room doctors and nurses many of whom are dealing with an onslaught of coronavirus patients and shortages of protective equipment — are now finding out that their compensation is getting cut.

Most ER providers in the U.S. work for staffing companies that have contracts with hospitals. Those staffing companies are losing revenue as hospitals postpone elective procedures and non-coronavirus patients avoid emergency rooms. Health insurers are processing claims more slowly as they adapt to a remote workforce.

“Despite the risks our providers are facing, and the great work being done by our teams, the economic challenges brought forth by COVID-19 have not spared our industry,” Steve Holtzclaw, the CEO of Alteon Health, one of the largest staffing companies, wrote in a memo to employees on Monday.

The memo announced that the company would be reducing hours for clinicians, cutting pay for administrative employees by 20%, and suspending 401(k) matches, bonuses and paid time off. Holtzclaw indicated that the measures were temporary but didn’t know how long they would last.

bEst hEalThCarE sYsTem In tHe wORld

Tripon · « **Reply #2445 on:** April 02, 2020, 05:10:48 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/news/high-schooler-invading-random-zoom-135314483.html

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Malissa Cordova, a recent high school graduate from Los Angeles, has found viral fame after crashing multiple classes on Zoom and uploading the results to TikTok.

The project, which Cordova started as a way to cope with quarantine boredom and even learn from online classes, evolved into mass coordinated crashes with her followers who provide her with their courses' Zoom codes.

"Zoombombing," as the trend has come to be called, is becoming popular beyond the high school setting, and college professors are reporting disruptions to their classes.

Cordova's Zoom TikTok account was banned on Wednesday evening, but she has short-term plans to continue crashing.

I hate this hellscape that is teaching lessons though Zoom.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2446 on:** April 02, 2020, 07:43:56 PM »

Zoomers

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2447 on:** April 03, 2020, 12:30:31 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 03, 2020, 11:37:03 AM

https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!

Tripon · « **Reply #2448 on:** April 03, 2020, 01:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2020, 12:30:31 PM

Quote from: Esch on April 03, 2020, 11:37:03 AM
https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!

The U.S. has a long standing tradition of government cheese.

tiesto · « **Reply #2449 on:** April 03, 2020, 04:28:37 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 03, 2020, 01:07:23 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2020, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 03, 2020, 11:37:03 AM
https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1245829203385143296

Give away the milk to whom? The welfare Dairy Queens?!

The U.S. has a long standing tradition of government cheese.

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm such a spoiled white boy that up until a few years ago I thought "government cheese" was just a slang term and not literally cheese sent to welfare recepients.

team filler · « **Reply #2450 on:** April 03, 2020, 04:46:33 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #2451 on:** April 04, 2020, 08:59:51 AM »

TikTok is a bigger Chinese Communist Party Crime than Corona

https://twitter.com/sebasdiekstra/status/1246037429351518208

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2452 on:** April 04, 2020, 09:07:45 AM »

Boogie, post yours?!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2453 on:** April 04, 2020, 12:19:56 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #2454 on:** April 04, 2020, 01:51:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/Microsoft/status/1246493293334028288

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2455 on:** April 04, 2020, 04:48:21 PM »

All the covid based commercials and marketing schemes are hitting hard rn, capitalism is wild

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #2456 on:** April 05, 2020, 12:01:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/walmartdistinguished mentally-challenged fellow/status/1246118344887017479

fuck, the filter

https://twitter.com/walmartretard/status/1246118344887017479

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2457 on:** April 05, 2020, 12:06:22 AM »

'Books for kids? Yes. But dildos? No.'

Anyways I agree kids can buy their dildos six months from now.

Tasty · « **Reply #2458 on:** April 05, 2020, 12:48:34 AM »

>yelling at people buying things instead of your employer which is happily letting them

Tasty · « **Reply #2459 on:** April 05, 2020, 09:30:57 AM »

A bunch of companies have already gone under and we're not even through the worst of it yet. Makes sense some would be getting desperate.

Like if you're a car dealership what do you do? Run the commercial you made three years ago that has zero relevance now? I dunno if I was a marketing exec I'd be scrambling too.

News:

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