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« Reply #540 on: September 27, 2017, 08:56:51 AM »
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« Reply #541 on: September 27, 2017, 09:03:30 AM »
so guy places a (series of) driveby average internet post and loses his 343 appointed job. Meanwhile stinkles foams up his mouth with posts that are cringeworthy constantly and is still on the top of it.
Cringe is one thing, badmouthing the company is another. :yeshrug



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« Reply #546 on: September 27, 2017, 02:38:07 PM »

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« Reply #547 on: September 27, 2017, 02:48:23 PM »
besides the point but alanah is cute

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« Reply #548 on: September 27, 2017, 03:06:37 PM »
Hah, they locked and rebooted that thread because of all the creepers.

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« Reply #549 on: September 27, 2017, 03:08:08 PM »
That thread in OT is ironic because GAF is full of examples of why I'm never gonna feel any guilt for using 'virgin' pejoratively
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250208705&postcount=65

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« Reply #550 on: September 27, 2017, 04:25:02 PM »
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« Reply #553 on: September 27, 2017, 07:05:12 PM »
Gaming culture was a mistake
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« Reply #554 on: September 27, 2017, 08:05:24 PM »
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I'm French and I've never heard of this shit. WHAT. THE. FUCK

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250243544

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« Reply #555 on: September 27, 2017, 08:16:04 PM »
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I'm French and I've never heard of this shit. WHAT. THE. FUCK

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250243544

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« Reply #556 on: September 27, 2017, 08:39:00 PM »

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« Reply #557 on: September 27, 2017, 08:48:32 PM »
could you make that jpeg a little bigger?

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« Reply #558 on: September 27, 2017, 08:51:15 PM »
could you make that jpeg a little bigger?

What? You don't like dirt and old man butt?

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« Reply #559 on: September 27, 2017, 08:57:20 PM »
I'm British af and even I know about Ortolan cmon breh :heh
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« Reply #560 on: September 27, 2017, 10:06:59 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1439771

I never understood why people cared about this girl. I mean she hardly amounted to anything in MGSV. Hell she was one of the worst parts about it. What is she even talented at? Looking pretty? I guess but even then she's not that hot.

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« Reply #561 on: September 27, 2017, 10:19:53 PM »
didn't you have an entire folder of pictures dedicated to a single actress?

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« Reply #562 on: September 27, 2017, 10:26:57 PM »
No..........

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« Reply #563 on: September 28, 2017, 12:16:40 AM »
didn't you have an entire folder of pictures dedicated to a single actress?

No, that's Fistful.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1439771

I never understood why people cared about this girl. I mean she hardly amounted to anything in MGSV. Hell she was one of the worst parts about it. What is she even talented at? Looking pretty?

Yes? She's a model, looking pretty is what she does.

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I guess but even then she's not that hot.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250250843&postcount=6

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She'll be playing LOUD in Death Stranding. A woman who will die if too much of her skin is exposed

Would be funny and amazing if true. But it sadly won't.

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« Reply #564 on: September 28, 2017, 12:47:22 AM »
While we're here, is the fistfull posting today the same guy of 5-6 years ago? Guy's done a complete 180.

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« Reply #565 on: September 28, 2017, 01:19:44 AM »
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Yes? She's a model, looking pretty is what she does.
Ok? But that doesn't mean she's talented, deserves fans, or should be in more games.  She was crap in MGS5 and displayed no reason other then being mildly attractive as to why people should care about her. Unless like the 2 lines she said terribly mean she should appear in other games.

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stupid image
That really has nothing to do with anything.

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« Reply #566 on: September 28, 2017, 01:25:15 AM »
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What's genuinely great about Bobby Roberts is how committed he is to acting like he's not deeply troubled by the success of RLM, despite how obvious it is to everyone that he really is.
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Almost as great as people being committed to acting like they're not butthurt by Bobby's comments on RLM, despite how obvious it is to everyone that they really are.

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Man, how much someone should hate himself if he needs to suck it up to Bobby Robberts.

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« Reply #567 on: September 28, 2017, 02:08:17 AM »
I love bobrob shitting up threads endlessly, he's living the dream!
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« Reply #568 on: September 28, 2017, 02:21:42 AM »
What Exodust said, I'm not going to go to GAF to search for shit  :jeanluc

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« Reply #569 on: September 28, 2017, 02:26:58 AM »
That's way too much effort to make for a neogaf post.

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« Reply #570 on: September 28, 2017, 02:44:29 AM »
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no matter what the thread you just gotta find a way to make it about RLM vs. you, 'ey Bobbert?"

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I'm not the people who think it's a vs. situation at all.

Like, that's a pretty simplistic (and empty) way to view criticism. I don't think of film reviews as an inherently antagonistic thing. It's not Lindsay Ellis vs. Michael Bay. It's not Mike Stoklasa vs. George Lucas. And it's certainly not Me vs. Jay Baumann or whatever.

They're not good at what they do anymore. She's way better at what they do now. It seemed a pretty cake comparison to make. So I made it.

Why do people here think my criticizing mediocre YouTubers is part of some sort of half-assed attempt to "bring them down" or whatever? It's not a personal vendetta, any more than any other poster giving their opinion about any other media entities is.

If my opinions and presence were worth that much I probably wouldn't be giving them away here. But there doesn't have to be any ulterior motive behind sharing an opinion other than that I feel it, and I'm up for discussing the subject with whoever.

That's kind of the point of a discussion forum, period.

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I don't know what to tell you then other than you're wrong and you're being fuckin' weird right now

Unless you've got like, a spreadsheet or something where you chart the criticisms I make of media and media figures and there's some sort of weird outlier there.

Otherwise you're out your ass, Anonymous Science Dog.
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« Reply #571 on: September 28, 2017, 03:11:42 AM »
when civilization falls entire constructions of life in the 21st century will be written based on BOBBY ROBERTS' posts.

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« Reply #572 on: September 28, 2017, 03:38:27 AM »
I kinda wish you guys didnt link to the thread now tbh, jesus christ this guy :lol   :goldberg

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« Reply #573 on: September 28, 2017, 04:10:43 AM »
Why do you guys never link the posts you're talking about?

Sorry, i forgot because I'm in my phone.

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« Reply #576 on: September 28, 2017, 05:55:48 AM »
That really has nothing to do with anything.

Sorry, I should've copy-pasted your whole post again. Re-read it and then see why I posted that meme. Then again, you've embraced your misogyny.

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« Reply #577 on: September 28, 2017, 07:06:33 AM »
While we're here, is the fistfull posting today the same guy of 5-6 years ago? Guy's done a complete 180.

hi, yes, same guy.
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« Reply #578 on: September 28, 2017, 07:28:54 AM »
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Since moving out of my parents house, I've lived in about 10 different houses/apartments. One thing I've encountered in every single one of the places I've lived in is having somebody within earshot of my room who cooks dinner late at night. I expected stuff like that to happen when I was in college, but I'm a bit shocked with how much I've run into it since moving out of college neighborhoods. I don't know if I've had bad luck, or if it's a lot more prevalent than I thought.

Anyway, it's driving me bonkers. The act of cooking dinner produces a lot of bassy thuds from slamming pantry doors, placing things on counters, and pacing around the kitchen. Those bassy thuds are freaking impossible to block out with white noise machines. The bass cuts through everything, and in order to block it out adequately, you basically have to create your own bassy sound, at which point you become the annoying bass sound for your neighbors.

I don't really know where I'm going with this. I understand that people work night shifts and everything. I guess I'm just venting because my current situation is the worst I've had so far. The wall my bed is against is literally sharing a wall with my neighbor's kitchen, and he cooks dinner between 9 and 11pm. I have to wake up at 5:30am...

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« Reply #579 on: September 28, 2017, 07:58:51 AM »
Well, I mean... He's venting and as someone who had to wake up at 5 on the regular at one point I can empathize.
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« Reply #580 on: September 28, 2017, 08:20:47 AM »
acting as tho you need more than 4 hours of sleep

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« Reply #581 on: September 28, 2017, 08:25:57 AM »
I'm surprisingly functional with 6.

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« Reply #582 on: September 28, 2017, 08:41:27 AM »
Well, I mean... He's venting and as someone who had to wake up at 5 on the regular at one point I can empathize.

What if his neighbour is working late shifts and annoyed by him making noise at 5:30 tho?

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« Reply #583 on: September 28, 2017, 08:53:00 AM »
7 hours of sleep is all you need.

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« Reply #584 on: September 28, 2017, 08:53:16 AM »
Well, I mean... He's venting and as someone who had to wake up at 5 on the regular at one point I can empathize.

What if his neighbour is working late shifts and annoyed by him making noise at 5:30 tho?

Hopefully he'll open a thread on GAF
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« Reply #585 on: September 28, 2017, 11:00:02 AM »
That really has nothing to do with anything.

Sorry, I should've copy-pasted your whole post again. Re-read it and then see why I posted that meme. Then again, you've embraced your misogyny.
No I think you just wanted to be a dick. Mission Accomplished.

The woman was bad in Metal Gear Solid 5 and till this day only gets any attention because she has boobs and gamers conflate that with talent. She really is'nt that pretty or very model esque. I can go to the mall and find 100s of women that look better. She is hardly talented enough to appear in other games and probably the only reason she got any attention is because she's a mildly attractive foreigner in Japan. It's not like she's gotten much modeling gigs or work outside of Japan.

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« Reply #586 on: September 28, 2017, 11:00:59 AM »
That really has nothing to do with anything.

Sorry, I should've copy-pasted your whole post again. Re-read it and then see why I posted that meme. Then again, you've embraced your misogyny.
No I think you just wanted to be a dick. Mission Accomplished.

The woman was bad in Metal Gear Solid 5 and till this day only gets any attention because she has boobs and gamers conflate that with talent. She really is'nt that pretty or very model esque. I can go to the mall and find 100s of women that look better. She is hardly talented enough to appear in other games and probably the only reason she got any attention is because she's a mildly attractive foreigner in Japan. It's not like she's gotten much modeling gigs or work outside of Japan.
just fucking stop dude

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« Reply #587 on: September 28, 2017, 11:13:41 AM »
no rahx please continue to tell us how much talent a person has based on your physical attraction to them. it's enlightening.
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« Reply #588 on: September 28, 2017, 11:18:44 AM »
I mean. I can totally see someone going like "Joosten isn't my type :yeshrug" because you know, personal preferences and stuff.

But to claim that you can find hundreds of prettier girls at your local mall, you must be full of rich, creamy shit. And if you actually CAN, then I wonder how you simultaneously would struggle to find a potential partner you'd find attractive :hitler.

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« Reply #589 on: September 28, 2017, 11:21:34 AM »
Or instead of being dicks and throwing insults you could I don't know....tell me how she was talented....


SO MUCH TALENT

She was shitty in the game. She did'nt do anything except stand there and look pretty. The one time she had to actually say something and act it was one of the worst scenes in the game.  If she wasn't a woman, no one would give a shit about her. Her performance was worse then Keffier, but he gets a lot of shit.

For a character who can't talk maybe she should reveal her personality through facial expressions, but what she do other then look dead half the time or give Boss the fuck me look. The games of Ninja Theory have had oscar worthy mo cop acting compared to that.

I'm not attracted to Laura Baily, Claudia Black, Kari Whelgren, Katee Sackhoff, and so on, but I like it when they are in games  because they always sell their character and performance. Chloe would'nt be the same without Claudia Black, neither would Morrigan's black sarcasm. Laura Baily has incredible voice range. These people are actually talented.

But sure, it's a women hating thing.
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« Reply #590 on: September 28, 2017, 11:34:48 AM »


It never fails with you, Rah.

Seethe in the fact that you have a toxic personality. SEETHE.

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« Reply #591 on: September 28, 2017, 11:36:48 AM »
You can just write "I think she was put there mainly for sex appeal".  ::)

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« Reply #592 on: September 28, 2017, 11:47:52 AM »
LOL look at those blatant cleavage and ass poses

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« Reply #593 on: September 28, 2017, 11:58:59 AM »
[img]https://i.imgur.com/dZr32T7.png[/

It never fails with you, Rah.

Seethe in the fact that you have a toxic personality. SEETHE.
So you're just a troll? Ok at least you admit it.

And I have a toxic personality because I think it's lame people just like/want her in games because she has nice boobs?  That gamers conflate talent with what they want to have sex with? That I think for someone coasting on her looks she really isn't that much of a model?

Ok I guess.

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« Reply #594 on: September 28, 2017, 12:02:12 PM »
no rahx please continue to tell us how much talent a person has based on your physical attraction to them. it's enlightening.
I bet you conflated talent with how much you wanted to fuck Natalie Portman.

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« Reply #595 on: September 28, 2017, 12:02:48 PM »
Natalie Portman :noah
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« Reply #596 on: September 28, 2017, 12:02:54 PM »
it's one thing to talk shit about horny gamers who want their game princess in more stuff.

the turn you take is to then start talking shit about the actress/model and giving valued judgement about her talent and abilities when you really don't know anything about her except what she looks like. she was cast due to her looks, very clearly. however you can't really judge anything about her personally. I have no idea what she's good at or what she's bad at and i wouldn't make broad claims about her because i'm not a fucking cock. and you are.

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« Reply #597 on: September 28, 2017, 12:04:38 PM »
no rahx please continue to tell us how much talent a person has based on your physical attraction to them. it's enlightening.
I bet you conflated talent with how much you wanted to fuck Natalie Portman.

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« Reply #598 on: September 28, 2017, 12:08:13 PM »
You can even claim that her performance was bad because that's something you totally can judge. To then turn around and say "She's also got no talent except looking pretty except i'm not even attracted to her"

Like... says a lot, ya know?
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« Reply #599 on: September 28, 2017, 12:09:11 PM »
it's one thing to talk shit about horny gamers who want their game princess in more stuff.

the turn you take is to then start talking shit about the actress/model and giving valued judgement about her talent and abilities when you really don't know anything about her except what she looks like. she was cast due to her looks, very clearly. however you can't really judge anything about her personally. I have no idea what she's good at or what she's bad at and i wouldn't make broad claims about her because i'm not a fucking cock. and you are.

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I've tried to get through to him, bb. But he is dumb. At this point he embraces his incel life-style, so... :yeshrug