*ResetEra mod goes outside*
"Good morning dude, did you catch the game last night"
"UGH THIS NAZI GAMERGATER IS ASKING ME ABOUT GAMES, I DO NOT WISH TO SPEAK ABOUT GAMES BIGOT!"
"Whatever, weirdo"
*heads for the shop*
"Welcome man"
"WOW THIS DUDE JUST ASSUMED MY GENDER"
"Can I interest you in some additional vitamin water to go with your pork snacks?"
"UGH THIS CAPITALIST DOG IS TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS!"
"Whatever, weirdo"
*Hurries back home*
"Watch it dude don't just cross the road"
"OMG AGAIN ASSUMING MY GENDERRRRR, I'm not 'dude' I'm a Alphabinaric Gender, creep"
"Good morning neighbor <3"
"HOW CAN I BE SO HARASSED, thankfully I'm now home time to visit my favorite forum"
*boots up Wii Browser*
"Josef Stalin wasn't so bad"
"I COMPLETELY AGREE"
"Maybe if we didn't judge developers based on their political views the conversations wouldn't be so toxic"
"MY GOD REPORT REPORT REPORT.... MOOOMMM!!!"
"Miyamoto is a total bigot for making stereotypical characters. Ganondorf is obviously literally a palestian opressed by Israel. If you think about it the only difference between Shigeru Miyamoto and Adolf HItler is that HItler is dead"
"YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!"