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« Reply #1082 on: March 30, 2021, 04:16:19 PM »
My God.
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« Reply #1083 on: March 30, 2021, 04:39:39 PM »

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1084 on: April 01, 2021, 09:34:53 PM »


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MMaRsu

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« Reply #1085 on: April 05, 2021, 04:28:25 PM »
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1086 on: April 05, 2021, 05:24:43 PM »
Not de-confirmed to be in the Hollow Earth, either.

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1087 on: April 06, 2021, 06:42:31 AM »


 :dizzy
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« Reply #1089 on: April 06, 2021, 03:33:15 PM »
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This video is presented in a 21:9 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder's creative vision.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1090 on: April 11, 2021, 03:31:26 PM »

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1091 on: April 11, 2021, 04:49:40 PM »
Yuji Naka da god :lawd

He can let anyone make the same janky shit.

How the fuck does he do it  :doge
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1092 on: April 11, 2021, 05:22:27 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1093 on: April 11, 2021, 06:22:14 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol

Can't believe some people still bought it after the demo showed how incredibly shitty the game is. :dizzy
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1094 on: April 11, 2021, 07:00:06 PM »
Sonic fans  :girlaff

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1095 on: April 11, 2021, 07:06:34 PM »


 :dizzy
so we finally have proof that this so-called girl isn't even a real gamer but just reads lines written for her by videogamedunkey

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1096 on: April 12, 2021, 10:14:13 AM »
I wanna try Balan Wonderland when it drops to $20.

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I mean when it's on Gamepass.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1097 on: April 12, 2021, 10:27:30 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol
Im not. Square published Left Alive, Mind Jack, and so on. If its not a jrpg its best to expect its going to suck.

Edit-Talking about the Japanese side.
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« Reply #1098 on: April 13, 2021, 09:24:36 AM »


Full stream if you wanna see more of this kusoge.
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« Reply #1099 on: April 13, 2021, 02:38:28 PM »
I don't think I've ever seen Dunkey outright declare 'This game sucks' like that before. :dead If Ryan Davis were still with us at the end of its quick look he'd say 'Don't buy this game'.
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« Reply #1100 on: April 13, 2021, 04:42:02 PM »
Ryan Davis and Vinny QL of that game would be so much fun  :'(

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« Reply #1101 on: April 13, 2021, 06:06:22 PM »


Just for lols I watched this review and the dude is just relentless with his trashing of the game, straight up says "I can't believe Square-Enix is tricking people out of $60 for this game. I cannot believe it." :lol

To take a long-view look of things, it's clear that if this game wasn't as bizarre as it is (virtually guaranteed to be meme-worthy in the west at least), I'm not sure how many would be talking about it. And every time a really bad game comes out internet reviewers get in a feeding frenzy to diss it in even harsher and harsher terms.

I don't think there's any redeeming this game though lol.

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1102 on: April 13, 2021, 07:51:30 PM »
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol
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« Reply #1103 on: April 13, 2021, 07:57:49 PM »
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol

Because Naka had the brilliant idea to include 80 of them and no one told him no.

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1104 on: April 14, 2021, 10:35:15 AM »
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) 7/7/9/7 [30/40]
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1105 on: April 14, 2021, 11:23:16 AM »
Square's pretty consistent with those checks. :P

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« Reply #1106 on: April 14, 2021, 11:27:13 AM »
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) 7/7/9/7 [30/40]

:mindblown

Maybe they gave it those scores after just watching the Dunkey video.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1107 on: April 14, 2021, 03:52:31 PM »
that shit looks like an asset flip, wtf are square smoking thinking they can release that full price :anhuld

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1108 on: April 14, 2021, 04:16:24 PM »
This had to be a mobile game that they reworked half-way through.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1109 on: April 14, 2021, 05:13:36 PM »
 :bow Yuji Naka :bow2

Surely Microsoft is next to sign a shitty jank platform game.
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