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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1080 on: April 01, 2021, 09:34:53 PM »


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« Reply #1081 on: April 05, 2021, 04:28:25 PM »
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1082 on: April 05, 2021, 05:24:43 PM »
Not de-confirmed to be in the Hollow Earth, either.

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« Reply #1083 on: April 06, 2021, 06:42:31 AM »


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« Reply #1084 on: April 06, 2021, 03:01:40 PM »
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« Reply #1085 on: April 06, 2021, 03:33:15 PM »
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This video is presented in a 21:9 format to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder's creative vision.
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« Reply #1086 on: April 11, 2021, 03:31:26 PM »
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« Reply #1087 on: April 11, 2021, 04:49:40 PM »
Yuji Naka da god :lawd

He can let anyone make the same janky shit.

How the fuck does he do it  :doge
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« Reply #1088 on: April 11, 2021, 05:22:27 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol

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« Reply #1089 on: April 11, 2021, 06:22:14 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol

Can't believe some people still bought it after the demo showed how incredibly shitty the game is. :dizzy
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1090 on: April 11, 2021, 07:00:06 PM »
Sonic fans  :girlaff

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1091 on: April 11, 2021, 07:06:34 PM »


 :dizzy
so we finally have proof that this so-called girl isn't even a real gamer but just reads lines written for her by videogamedunkey

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1092 on: April 12, 2021, 10:14:13 AM »
I wanna try Balan Wonderland when it drops to $20.

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« Reply #1093 on: April 12, 2021, 10:27:30 PM »


This looks so bizarre and terrible on every level I'm a little shocked SE went through publishing it and didn't try to pas the buck. :lol
I’m not. Square published Left Alive, Mind Jack, and so on. If it’s not a jrpg it’s best to expect it’s going to suck.

Edit-Talking about the Japanese side.
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« Reply #1094 on: April 13, 2021, 09:24:36 AM »


Full stream if you wanna see more of this kusoge.
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« Reply #1095 on: April 13, 2021, 02:38:28 PM »
I don't think I've ever seen Dunkey outright declare 'This game sucks' like that before. :dead If Ryan Davis were still with us at the end of its quick look he'd say 'Don't buy this game'.
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« Reply #1096 on: April 13, 2021, 04:42:02 PM »
Ryan Davis and Vinny QL of that game would be so much fun  :'(
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« Reply #1097 on: April 13, 2021, 06:06:22 PM »


Just for lols I watched this review and the dude is just relentless with his trashing of the game, straight up says "I can't believe Square-Enix is tricking people out of $60 for this game. I cannot believe it." :lol

To take a long-view look of things, it's clear that if this game wasn't as bizarre as it is (virtually guaranteed to be meme-worthy in the west at least), I'm not sure how many would be talking about it. And every time a really bad game comes out internet reviewers get in a feeding frenzy to diss it in even harsher and harsher terms.

I don't think there's any redeeming this game though lol.

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« Reply #1098 on: April 13, 2021, 07:51:30 PM »
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol
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« Reply #1099 on: April 13, 2021, 07:57:49 PM »
Why are all the powerups in this thing so awful?  :lol

Because Naka had the brilliant idea to include 80 of them and no one told him no.

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1100 on: April 14, 2021, 10:35:15 AM »
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – 7/7/9/7 [30/40]
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« Reply #1101 on: April 14, 2021, 11:23:16 AM »
Square's pretty consistent with those checks. :P

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« Reply #1102 on: April 14, 2021, 11:27:13 AM »
The Famitsu scores are in, with 3 reviewers giving it the lowest score possible, and one reviewer cashing his check.

Balan Wonderworld (PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – 7/7/9/7 [30/40]

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Maybe they gave it those scores after just watching the Dunkey video.
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« Reply #1103 on: April 14, 2021, 03:52:31 PM »
that shit looks like an asset flip, wtf are square smoking thinking they can release that full price :anhuld
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« Reply #1104 on: April 14, 2021, 04:16:24 PM »
This had to be a mobile game that they reworked half-way through.
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« Reply #1105 on: April 14, 2021, 05:13:36 PM »
 :bow Yuji Naka :bow2

Surely Microsoft is next to sign a shitty jank platform game.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1106 on: April 20, 2021, 02:44:44 PM »
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1107 on: April 20, 2021, 04:16:33 PM »
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

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« Reply #1108 on: April 20, 2021, 05:53:32 PM »
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

Didn't something similar happen with Billy Hatcher?
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« Reply #1109 on: April 20, 2021, 07:15:55 PM »
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

I actually think if this came out when I was 5 I would probably convince myself I loved it and it was good. :doge Watching the gameplay footage, the presentation is actually pretty high, I like the reverse-rolling-log effect they have going. And shit like the dancing scenes are bizarre but wouldn't be out of place on Nick Jr., for instance.

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« Reply #1110 on: April 21, 2021, 12:54:03 AM »
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.

Followed by “RARE Balan Wonderland sealed!!!!!!!! 👀👀 $250 OBO”
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« Reply #1111 on: April 24, 2021, 04:06:16 PM »
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« Reply #1112 on: April 24, 2021, 04:16:17 PM »
That game looked so good on the GameCube.
It always felt like Nintendo was cheating with that console which such good looking games like Rogue Squadron, Metroid Prime, The Wind Waker, Resident Evil, Star Fox Adventures and Resident Evil 4 at the end of the road. :delicious
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« Reply #1113 on: April 24, 2021, 04:28:38 PM »
That's why so many were convinced Wii and Wii U had secret GPUs or cores or some shit :shh

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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1114 on: April 24, 2021, 10:02:18 PM »
Widescreen and “modern” controls  :nope  :gaas
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« Reply #1115 on: April 27, 2021, 01:17:44 AM »
Can't wait for the "Balan Wonderworld is actually pretty good, why did people hate this?" movement in five years or so.
Oh it's starting.


http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/balan-wonderworld/

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« Reply #1116 on: April 27, 2021, 01:41:39 AM »
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Now that the dust has settled, is Balan Wonderworld worth trying? While it’s not a secretly misunderstood masterpiece, it’s nowhere near the train wreck that the internet would have you believe it is. If you’re a fan of the many 3D platformers of the early 2000s or someone who treasures the unique, vibrant aesthetics found within the games of the Saturn and Dreamcast, you’ll find a lot to like about Balan Wonderworld in spite of its glaring flaws.
I knew I should have said "in a month" instead of "five years" :doge

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« Reply #1117 on: April 27, 2021, 09:48:49 AM »
Just make sure you download the patch or it will literally try to kill you.

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« Reply #1118 on: April 27, 2021, 03:27:22 PM »
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Now that the dust has settled, is Balan Wonderworld worth trying? While it’s not a secretly misunderstood masterpiece, it’s nowhere near the train wreck that the internet would have you believe it is. If you’re a fan of the many 3D platformers of the early 2000s or someone who treasures the unique, vibrant aesthetics found within the games of the Saturn and Dreamcast, you’ll find a lot to like about Balan Wonderworld in spite of its glaring flaws.
I knew I should have said "in a month" instead of "five years" :doge

Strong "It's not a complete trainwreck, so I've got to give it a 10/10 to balance out all the 1/10 scores" vibes.
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« Reply #1119 on: April 27, 2021, 03:34:20 PM »
Square literally pulled the demo, which is the same tactic Sega pulled with Sonic 2006.

Sure screams "quality."

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« Reply #1120 on: April 28, 2021, 06:03:07 PM »
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« Reply #1121 on: April 28, 2021, 06:53:56 PM »
Dunkey teasing  :whew

My guess is he's going straight for the jugular:  TOGETHER BnB another 'stranding' game.
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1122 on: April 28, 2021, 07:04:19 PM »
i bought resident evil remake hd, resi 2 and resi 0 because of dunkey. pay this man
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Re: Dunkey
« Reply #1123 on: May 07, 2021, 05:26:52 PM »


"If you know, you just know; if you don't, go back to playing Fortnite you fucking child"
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« Reply #1124 on: May 07, 2021, 10:47:09 PM »

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« Reply #1125 on: May 08, 2021, 05:17:17 AM »
You're all going to be so pissed right now
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« Reply #1126 on: May 08, 2021, 04:26:57 PM »
X tier!
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« Reply #1127 on: May 09, 2021, 06:24:28 PM »
this sorta content is why dunkey is in the X TIER of youtubers
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« Reply #1128 on: May 10, 2021, 08:03:03 AM »
Dunkeys a well known sell out for MS, he took a 2 month rent payout to cover their summer of xbl arcade promo, see exhibit q in this totally damning video by an investigative reporter



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« Reply #1129 on: May 13, 2021, 03:31:01 PM »
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« Reply #1130 on: May 19, 2021, 03:32:47 PM »
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« Reply #1131 on: May 19, 2021, 04:46:40 PM »
Classic  8)
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« Reply #1132 on: May 19, 2021, 06:19:31 PM »
lil b having ROAD 2 RESPECC.... :lawd

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« Reply #1133 on: May 19, 2021, 08:09:44 PM »
Another classic video.
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« Reply #1134 on: May 19, 2021, 11:50:43 PM »
Random Youtube kid: "Sonic 2 Adventure Battle, right?  No, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.  I-- People always get mad at me for saying that in the wrong order, but uh..."

Dunkey: MOTHER FUCKER!!! :punch

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« Reply #1135 on: May 20, 2021, 11:43:42 AM »
There was only one actual rapper in that video (the British kid).
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« Reply #1136 on: May 21, 2021, 10:05:33 PM »
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« Reply #1137 on: May 29, 2021, 05:01:03 PM »
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« Reply #1138 on: May 31, 2021, 09:24:17 PM »
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« Reply #1139 on: June 09, 2021, 03:33:39 PM »
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