You motherfuckers go up against Ellen Page, and I swear, even if i don't know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for laugh, I can tell you I don't have wit, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long posting career. Skills that make me a trollmare for people like you. If you let my Ellen Page go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
editors note" kill is a tough word, but even the editor will kill you.