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[kingv]

I hope one day I get with a big tiddy caramel goddess, inshallah.

Actually, you or filler. I’d go for an arranged marriage with either. I have lots of pills to feed you.

Atra  can pay you a dowry in bitcoin.

[TVC15]

I wouldn’t want any of you pieces of shit, aside from filler.

Goddamn, that stings. I was just reading up on how to lick your stomach from the inside

Guess I’ll stick with the wife I already have then. Begrudgingly.

Oh, you’d make the cut. You’re an old favorite. You just aren’t around often so you slipped my mind.

[Propagandhim]

One thing you have to understand about arranged courtship/marriage is it works under the idea of a ticking clock. For men, that clock lasts longer, but for women it is basically "settle down by age X". So in a more.. romanticzed idea of it, the girl has choice but only so much choice as her options exist, and her options are limited by her age and the men her parents pick for her.

It's also naive to think that after Mess had been so unsuccessful in dating women (supplied entirely by his family), that there wasn't some familial pressure, especially considering they were a party to 75% of all his dates, including his first 3.   He got married after 4 dates and knowing the girl 1 month.  Come on.   Why am I Colombo'ing this shit. 

[kingv]

Wow, they must not have even made it past the family dates.

In some cases they might always stay family dates. One of my friend's parents tried to push his cousin on him...

If your genetics are solid it only makes sense to double down.

[nachobro]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hey-ashodin-whatever-happened-to-your-kickstarter-game.33755/

this is the same dude who made the minecraft music video and moved out of state to marry someone he never met. didn't realize he was also a kickstarter scammer

[TVC15]

Also, to my suitors, I have a life insurance policy for several hundred grand that is active until the end of April. If you marry me and I die before the end of this month, you’ll have lots and lots of cash. Ps I kinda also want to die.

[Kurt Russell]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNIQUE CONCEPT ID NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF!

You mean to tell me women have more pressure to marry young??? OMG THAT IS SO UNIQUE TO THIS SITUATION I FEEL SO LEARN-ED NOW!

It's kind of weird that you didn't already know that tbh.

[etiolate]

You should have figured out by now that trying to attack me is a losing option.

Maybe when you're the fella that didn't understand how arranged marriage and cultures work and thought you had a gotcha with that link then.. take a chill?  You came in here with "See, it's not an arranged marriage, their parents set up their date and they're engaged after one month."

But hey I'm glad you could learn about the world.

[HardcoreRetro]

Also, to my suitors, I have a life insurance policy for several hundred grand that is active until the end of April. If you marry me and I die before the end of this month, you’ll have lots and lots of cash. Ps I kinda also want to die.

*Scribbles note*

-Make TVC choke on my cock
-Buy Switch
-Enjoy Mario

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-do-you-think-the-odds-are-of-from-softwares-next-teased-game-making-its-way-to-switch.33638/

Ha, the weekly thirsty Nintard thread.

A few things to consider:

1. No platforms or exclusives for this game have been announced yet so this is not port begging.

[SmokyDave]

Oh, you’d make the cut. You’re an old favorite. You just aren’t around often so you slipped my mind.

Ah, sweet. We’re a good match. Maybe a little dangerous (I’m an enabler of the worst kind), but we could make something work. Or end so horrifically that miscopy wouldn’t touch us. Win / win.

I read this site a lot. In fact, it’s the only forum I browse for people, rather than things. I just can’t be arsed to contribute because my shit boils down to pointless little quips or pointless long rants. Both of which are as much fun as driving a nail through your own cock.

[Rufus]

You should have figured out by now that trying to attack me is a losing option.

Contradicting you is an attack on your person? That explains things.

[TVC15]

Also, to my suitors, I have a life insurance policy for several hundred grand that is active until the end of April. If you marry me and I die before the end of this month, you’ll have lots and lots of cash. Ps I kinda also want to die.

*Scribbles note*

-Make TVC choke on my cock
-Buy Switch
-Enjoy Mario

I already have a Switch and Mario that you would inherit.

[Switters]

This thread is starting to feel like the Angel forum circa 2002.

[Rufus]

This thread is starting to feel like the Angel forum circa 2002.

The comparison isn't obscure enough.

[Nintex]

"6 camels and 2 goats!"

"4 camels a blind donkey is what I offer, no more!"

"But surely, you must see this one is in great shape"

"4 camels and 100 gold pieces. And to be honest, I have another I'm looking at so this is my final offer"

"Hmm....*strokes beard* we have a deal sir"

*Messofaperson sits silently in the corner as girl stares at him awkwardly trying to make contact*

"Daughter I have great news. You shall be married to this nice man for 4 camels and 100 gold pieces"

"But father..."

*Messofaperson vomits of anxiety*

"MESSOFAPERSON!, What are you doing. Have you no manners you useless filth? I've just arranged this great marriage for you"

"I'm sorry father... "

"No matter, we shall make a couple out of you yet. Now help me unload the camels for this fine man"

[Kurt Russell]

If it's set up by two families and mess considers himself a muslim and is going through the islamic way of things so far, then it absolutely is happening. Especially since the two families are having their own meet ups.

Maybe I'm defaulting to my own biases for growing up in a sharia law shithole, and I might be wrong on the arrangement. I heavily doubt it though, and see no reason to believe otherwise.

Riotus:

[Raist]

I just can’t be arsed to contribute because my shit boils down to pointless little quips or pointless long rants.

Benji, take notes.

[Propagandhim]

One thing you have to understand about arranged courtship/marriage is it works under the idea of a ticking clock. For men, that clock lasts longer, but for women it is basically "settle down by age X". So in a more.. romanticzed idea of it, the girl has choice but only so much choice as her options exist, and her options are limited by her age and the men her parents pick for her.

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER COMPLETELY UNIQUE CONCEPT ID NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF!

You mean to tell me women have more pressure to marry young??? OMG THAT IS SO UNIQUE TO THIS SITUATION I FEEL SO LEARN-ED NOW!

If you'd keep your room clean and your shoulders straight, you'd know this shit already

[Broseidon]

It's entirely possible for them to be "traditional" in the sense that they follow traditions of the culture they are from/live in such as arranged marriages. "Traditional" doesn't necessarily mean "backwards" (for lack of an immediately apparent better term), as if it means she's some Niqabi shacked up somewhere in the Swat Valley. At my last job one of the guys who I spent most of my time talking to was a Bengali Brit who wasn't even that outwardly "Islamic" or conservative (he dressed in Western clothes and didn't have a prominent beard, unlike a couple of the Muslim guys there) and he entered an arranged marriage with a woman who I believe was also a young professional.

I think you're getting too hung up on things

[stufte]

The last two pages has been a roller coaster of emotions.

[tummyfat]

You should watch The Big Sick riotous

[TVC15]

The last two pages has been a roller coaster of emotions.

I get a little spammy when I'm wrong about something because I still feel like I had a point to make that was lost lol

I still hate etiolate though <3

Don’t hate him. He’s like a tough father. He’s mean because he loves you.

[Momo]

The last two pages has been a roller coaster of emotions.

I get a little spammy when I'm wrong about something because I still feel like I had a point to make that was lost lol

I still hate etiolate though <3

I dont really get this, like it's okay to dislike people, I used to dislike a dude on here because he had a dumb avatar and I would never @ him at all, but like when you dislike a bitch so much you want to attack them even when they are being sensible? Maybe dont respond or put them on ignore

[Nabbis]

Can't even enjoy getting a laugh out of meso having his mommy and daddy moneyhatting him a real live girl. 

And for the record, i have no issues with contracted sex. I love escorts.

Just look at the ass on this beauty:

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[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

More Kurt Eichenwald drama.

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/981221585410449408

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/981240851463639041

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/981253303341322241

[Drainage]

What you don’t seem to realize is this is the bore

[Transhuman]

The thing that's fucked up about even a non-forced arranged marriage is that you can never truly know how much pressure the family is putting on their son/daughter to get married and to say yes, even if they're not really feeling it. Not to mention the son or daughter might have been told her entire life that it's her duty to the family to get married, eroding their self-worth and feelings of autonomy.

Call me a romantic but I don't think a family should arrange for their kid to love someone like a zookeeper putting two pandas in a cage and trying to get them to fuck.

[thisismyusername]

She also could just not like being on camera.. ya'll are kinda going off the deep end on this one.

I mean, sure. But the pictures/video don't lie, breh. Look at her reaction when he goes to give her a second spoonful.

[Jenkem]

riotous stop gaslighting

[tummyfat]

My favorite part of the past few pages is when marrec chimed in calling us racist for thinking it was an arranged marriage - when it totally was one

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-does-god-of-war-look-likely-to-succeed-sales-wise-while-wolfenstein-2-mega-bombed.33757/

I love how certain people are still overreacting because some Bethesda shlock bombed, while the rest of the singleplayer industry is actually healthier than in forever. The OP nonsensically beating around the bush makes me feel like he wanted to start a "coz gamers are NAZIS" circle jerk, but no one's biting. 

[SmokyDave]

I dont really get this, like it's okay to dislike people, I used to dislike a dude on here because he had a dumb avatar and I would never @ him at all, but like when you dislike a bitch so much you want to attack them even when they are being sensible? Maybe dont respond or put them on ignore

I respond to him like once a month;  I don't actually hate him, he's just not terribly important to me.

Almost every time he addresses me he says something like "what you don't seem to realize" and then he spouts some basic common knowledge.  It's annoying.

Listen to him, because you could learn a lot from him. Dude is unfathomably patient in the face of wilful ignorance. That takes some gumption.

If the things he points out to you feel like common sense, perhaps you ought to be a little more demonstrative of your grasp of ‘common sense’.

[Momo]

My favorite part of the past few pages is when marrec chimed in calling us racist for thinking it was an arranged marriage - when it totally was one

marrec trolls, I'm proud of you all for not falling for low effort bait, it forces everyone to up their game, both the troll and trollees.

[Kurt Russell]

My favorite part of the past few pages is when marrec chimed in calling us racist for thinking it was an arranged marriage - when it totally was one

Don't worry about Costco-Cream. He's just pissed that somebody on Ree managed to get into a relationship that doesn't involve paying for a child that he has no legal right to see, or any biological links to.

[tummyfat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-does-god-of-war-look-likely-to-succeed-sales-wise-while-wolfenstein-2-mega-bombed.33757/

I love how certain people are still overreacting because some Bethesda shlock bombed, while the rest of the singleplayer industry is actually healthier than in forever. The OP nonsensically beating around the bush makes me feel like he wanted to start a "coz gamers are NAZIS" circle jerk, but no one's biting. 

He needs to shine the BCT signal and get some "You know why" responses in there.

[thisismyusername]

Imagine spending your entire day defending a multinational corporation's products for free.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/isnt-it-time-to-retire-the-narrative-that-ubisofts-games-are-too-similar-gif-warning.33612/

Is this the Division 2? I don't recall that (forgetting the name of it) famous building in the second pan in the first one.

[Nabbis]

Is the dude even working for Ubi anymore? It was borderline insane even when he got money out of it.

[thisismyusername]

If you had to arranged marry a borean who would you pick

TVC, for sure. I’d struggle with the gay stuff, but the late night chats would make it all worthwhile.

Don't lie, you'd get TVC a tit-job and be fine with the Bussy.

[Momo]

Division sucked for a long time after launch, I dont get what it is about these games that Borderlands is the only one to do it right, Destiny sucked at launch, Anthem is looking like a clusterfuck as well.

[Transhuman]

When I feed spoonfuls of gruel to my sexy escorts, they act like they enjoy it, because they know that's what i'm paying them for.

My favorite part of the past few pages is when marrec chimed in calling us racist for thinking it was an arranged marriage - when it totally was one

I think he was just saying the people who were talking like it was a forced marriage were racist.

Or maybe it was just a knee-jerk post.

Don't worry about Costco-Cream. He's just pissed that somebody on Ree managed to get into a relationship that doesn't involve paying for a child that he has no legal right to see, or any biological links to.

Sort of a dick post. You don't think foster parents get attached to kids? If you're around a kid long enough, especially as a parent, there's going to be paternal feelings. Nothing embarassing about that.

[FStop7]

What if you came home one day and discovered you'd been betrothed to Tucker Carlson?

[HardcoreRetro]

Division sucked for a long time after launch, I dont get what it is about these games that Borderlands is the only one to do it right, Destiny sucked at launch, Anthem is looking like a clusterfuck as well.

Borderlands is a game and the other two are live-services. Instead of getting a full package they dripfeed you stuff.

[SmokyDave]

Listen to him, because you could learn a lot from him. Dude is unfathomably patient in the face of wilful ignorance. That takes some gumption.

If the things he points out to you feel like common sense, perhaps you ought to be a little more demonstrative of your grasp of ‘common sense’.

Delusional

Well, you certainly showed me that you have an excellent grasp of how best to express yourself. Well done!

[Propagandhim]

What if you came home one day and discovered you'd been betrothed to Tucker Carlson?

[seagrams hotsauce]

shosta quit moblining and come out to play you lil hairless bitch

[Optimus]

I'm not going to pretend I didn't learn a few things in this thread;  zero of it from etoliate though.  Seriously dude you point out the most obvious shit when you aren't trying hard and failing to be funny so that filler can like one of your posts.

Exodus: But you and I have no clue how traditional the scenario is here, whether anyone paid anyone money for someone's "virtue" or any of that Exodus.  Only thing we know is that clearly this was set up by 2 family's. 

As far as women being pressured to marry earlier; that's true in most cultures and if a woman wants children, and most do, it's not even something they'd have to be pressured into.   

I will say being traditionally Muslim at all is a bit non-woke, so we agree on that.

Here ladies and gentlemen we witness an amazing comparison between Western culture where for example an Italian mother is asking passive aggressively when her daughter plans to get married and cultures where at best they disown the daughter but at very "normal" circumstances they beat, throw acid or even kill the daughter that refuses the arranged marriage. Yeah, basically the same, stop being Islamophobic guys, they're just a little "non-woke".

[thisismyusername]

Ps I kinda also want to die.

Newsfeed, plz.

While I agree people are jumping through hoops to make it seem worse than it is for a dude they don't like on the internet, shit is legit arranged. That's how they tend to work. It's not as cartoonish as some fictional depictions but that's what it is.

Arranged "dating" is a huge stretch to compare to arranged marriage;  hell it's not even really a term.  That's 2 people being set up on a date to see what happens.

Dude, you don't think it's weird they got engaged after a month? It's totally an arranged marriage, breh. The signs are there. Are you Mess? Because defending this shit so hard as you're doing is giving that vibe.

"6 camels and 2 goats!"

"4 camels a blind donkey is what I offer, no more!"

"But surely, you must see this one is in great shape"

"4 camels and 100 gold pieces. And to be honest, I have another I'm looking at so this is my final offer"

"Hmm....*strokes beard* we have a deal sir"

*Messofaperson sits silently in the corner as girl stares at him awkwardly trying to make contact*

"Daughter I have great news. You shall be married to this nice man for 4 camels and 100 gold pieces"

"But father..."

*Messofaperson vomits of anxiety*

"MESSOFAPERSON!, What are you doing. Have you no manners you useless filth? I've just arranged this great marriage for you"

"I'm sorry father... "

"No matter, we shall make a couple out of you yet. Now help me unload the camels for this fine man"

Jesus Christ.

[Transhuman]

No one loves me and neither do I

[Propagandhim]

No one loves me and neither do I

Stop it.  Love is a capricious thing --  sometimes it only takes 4 meetings.  Some advice I learned along the way:  Be kind to yourself.  Don't sell yourself short.  Bring your parents.

[Transhuman]

I've only ever fallen in love with people before I meet them. Once I meet them I realise how boring and lifeless they are.

[etiolate]

Eichenwald just another victim of the vast jewish-kid conservative conspiracy.

[TVC15]

I've only ever fallen in love with people before I meet them. Once I meet them I realize how boring and lifeless they are.

TVC alt confirmed.

I’ve never been in love I don’t believe it exists. I think you’re all delusional, or so hopeful that something good exists in this world of shit. You’re all fools.

[Transhuman]

Did I say love? I meant infatuated.

I’ve never been in love I don’t believe it exists. I think you’re all delusional, or so hopeful that something good exists in this world of shit. You’re all fools.

Love is the only lie I still believe.

[Sai]

Also, to my suitors, I have a life insurance policy for several hundred grand that is active until the end of April. If you marry me and I die before the end of this month, you’ll have lots and lots of cash. Ps I kinda also want to die.

well

i'm gay again now

[Transhuman]

(he's bi)

[machine]

I've only ever fallen in love with people before I meet them. Once I meet them I realize how boring and lifeless they are.

TVC alt confirmed.

I’ve never been in love I don’t believe it exists. I think you’re all delusional, or so hopeful that something good exists in this world of shit. You’re all fools.

I loved my cat. Then she died. Now I'm empty inside.

[TVC15]

Yeah, I mean people. I love little doggos and kitties.

[SmokyDave]

I've only ever fallen in love with people before I meet them. Once I meet them I realize how boring and lifeless they are.

TVC alt confirmed.

I’ve never been in love I don’t believe it exists. I think you’re all delusional, or so hopeful that something good exists in this world of shit. You’re all fools.

I loved my cat. Then she died. Now I'm empty inside.

Should’ve wrapped it in tape first. That way it bulges when you love it, but goes back to normal afterwards.

[TVC15]

My favorite kittie died when I was 20. Even just thinking of it a little makes my eyes watery. That doesn’t happen when I think of my dead brother or father or mom.