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clothedmacuser · « **Reply #59640 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:31:37 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/welcome-back-blame-space.99533/

Will any of them acknowledge that he left because of how dour, boring and just plain excelsiorlefy the forum is? He faked his death instead of complain how fucking awful ERA is.

Nintex · « **Reply #59641 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:39:18 PM »

I especially like how all the mods are jumping in there.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59642 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:43:39 PM »

He'll be permed within the fort night.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59643 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:44:54 PM »

Being a forum celebrity on resetera

Being some dude nobody recognizes on an offshoot hate site

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59644 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:45:18 PM »

Quote

(but again the cops couldve just honked...)

Uncle · « **Reply #59645 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:47:18 PM »

tfw you become the most important/hilarious person on the board by posting extremely mild slight chuckle inducing takes

"A breath of fresh air," "knows just how to lighten the mood," critics rave

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #59646 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 13, 2019, 06:39:18 PM

I especially like how all the mods are jumping in there.

The fact he didn't die of pancreatitis is all the proof they need that Era can do the Fun™. (Pending)

REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK · « **Reply #59647 on:** February 13, 2019, 06:59:23 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC-ARRRMMM!! on February 13, 2019, 05:52:23 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fire-emblem-three-houses-deep-dive-video.99522/#post-17884410

Quote from: ryseing, post: 17884410, member: 567
I'm out.

Still going to buy the SE regardless so I don't have to pay hundreds of dollars to scalpers in case it ends up being good, but man that was disappointing.

This game looks like that harry potter mmo but with even worse character designs.

I have to assume the character designs in this are so shit it's some kind of new coke scheme to get everyone to cheer when they bring back tittymonster waifus for the next game

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #59648 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:00:45 PM »

Quote from: REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK on February 13, 2019, 06:59:23 PM

I have to assume the character designs in this are so shit it's some kind of new coke scheme to get everyone to cheer when they bring back tittymonster waifus for the next game

the I HAVE A VAGEEN AND AM AN EXPERT ON CHARACTER DESIGN NOW thread are salty as fuck they didn't get big titty waifus to complain about

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #59649 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:04:10 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-17866191

So, Fire Emblem Three Houses will be featured in about 5.5 hours. How many of the sexualized bingo slots will that game fill?

EightBitNate · « **Reply #59650 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:04:38 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 13, 2019, 06:44:54 PM

Being a forum celebrity on resetera

Being some dude nobody recognizes on an offshoot hate site

Excel quoted me the other day like she didn’t even know who I was.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59651 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:10:35 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 13, 2019, 07:04:10 PM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-17866191
So, Fire Emblem Three Houses will be featured in about 5.5 hours. How many of the sexualized bingo slots will that game fill?

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If I was in charge of designs, you'd hardly see any skin at all

james · « **Reply #59652 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:11:16 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 13, 2019, 07:10:35 PM

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 13, 2019, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-17866191
So, Fire Emblem Three Houses will be featured in about 5.5 hours. How many of the sexualized bingo slots will that game fill?

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If I was in charge of designs, you'd hardly see any skin at all

Fire Emblem: Saudi Arabia edition

remy · « **Reply #59653 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:17:14 PM »

Quote from: clothedmacuser on February 13, 2019, 06:31:37 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/welcome-back-blame-space.99533/

Will any of them acknowledge that he left because of how dour, boring and just plain excelsiorlefy the forum is? He faked his death instead of complain how fucking awful ERA is.

Of course not, but six people might dogpile you next time you post a joke

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59654 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:21:30 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/goat-pizza-topping-its-oregano-and-basil.99552/

Discover basic ass Pizza Margherita brehs.

These are people in their 30s

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59655 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:23:53 PM »

Next thread:
PSA: Pasta tastes better when you boil it!

Jansen · « **Reply #59656 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:24:55 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/excited-doggo-jumped-down-a-building-at-his-returning-owner-landed-on-owners-head-and-broke-his-neck.99554/#post-17890221

Quote from: Trace, post: 17890221, member: 674

Is it bad I was read this as the dog breaking his neck and now that I know it's the owner I'm relieved?

remy · « **Reply #59657 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:32:07 PM »

Why do I post on a forum where people don't know how to shampoo their hair without stinging their eyes, wipe their ass correctly, or know that margarita pizza exists and expect to have anything resembling an interesting or fun discussion

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #59658 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on February 13, 2019, 06:47:18 PM

tfw you become the most important/hilarious person on the board by posting extremely mild slight chuckle inducing takes (Image removed from quote.)

"A breath of fresh air," "knows just how to lighten the mood," critics rave

That's probably how all of you feel about me.

Jansen · « **Reply #59659 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:33:38 PM »

Jesus Christ at the post saying they put fried egg bits on their Pizza

I'm going to be sick

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #59660 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:36:28 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 13, 2019, 07:10:35 PM

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 13, 2019, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-17866191
So, Fire Emblem Three Houses will be featured in about 5.5 hours. How many of the sexualized bingo slots will that game fill?

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If I was in charge of designs, you'd hardly see any skin at all

I can't believe they're mad that the MC shows a tiny bit of stomach

This totally ruins the immersion of this game where people go to a medieval highschool to wage wars!

remy · « **Reply #59661 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:38:14 PM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on February 13, 2019, 07:36:28 PM

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 13, 2019, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 13, 2019, 07:04:10 PM
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-17866191
So, Fire Emblem Three Houses will be featured in about 5.5 hours. How many of the sexualized bingo slots will that game fill?

(Image removed from quote.)

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If I was in charge of designs, you'd hardly see any skin at all

I can't believe they're mad that the MC shows a tiny bit of stomach

This totally ruins the immersion of this game where people go to a medieval highschool to wage wars!

uhh excuse me that's a logial fallacy and whataboutism try again honey

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #59662 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:40:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 13, 2019, 07:38:25 PM

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Well it's not exposed thighs like with Fates but having an exposed stomach is probably worse.
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It's certainly not sin free, but definitely a huge step up from the past few entries. So I think it's alright to be happy right now.
what's up with all these christians on the forum

An easy guide to RE character design

Transhuman · « **Reply #59663 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:41:25 PM »

When blame space "died" I started drinking heavy and using drugs in a non-fun way and never stopped

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59664 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:41:29 PM »

Ankles

Uncle · « **Reply #59665 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:41:52 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on February 13, 2019, 07:33:38 PM

Jesus Christ at the post saying they put fried egg bits on their Pizza

I'm going to be sick

I want to try this now

I mean I've had some breakfast pizza before tho and it was good

Uncle · « **Reply #59666 on:** February 13, 2019, 07:50:20 PM »

Battle Royale Tetris is fire

REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK · « **Reply #59667 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:03:44 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on February 13, 2019, 07:00:45 PM

Quote from: REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK on February 13, 2019, 06:59:23 PM
I have to assume the character designs in this are so shit it's some kind of new coke scheme to get everyone to cheer when they bring back tittymonster waifus for the next game

the I HAVE A VAGEEN AND AM AN EXPERT ON CHARACTER DESIGN NOW thread are salty as fuck they didn't get big titty waifus to complain about

Nintendo rejected my "Camilla-Toe" design

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #59668 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:22:27 PM »

Can someone please remind Reset that Blame Space pissed on a printout of someone's avatar so they can turn on him

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #59669 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:27:12 PM »

that blame space thread has now turned into people convinced its not really him but a hacker trying to infiltrate and troll them, which is about as resetera as you can get

benjipwns · « **Reply #59670 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:35:03 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on February 13, 2019, 07:21:30 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/goat-pizza-topping-its-oregano-and-basil.99552/

Discover basic ass Pizza Margherita brehs.

These are people in their 30s

Quote from: remy on February 13, 2019, 07:32:07 PM

Why do I post on a forum where people don't know how to shampoo their hair without stinging their eyes, wipe their ass correctly, or know that margarita pizza exists and expect to have anything resembling an interesting or fun discussion

this is just how lame these trash heathens are:

DIGIORNO has been making this for like ten years now, like all the grocery stores have it (and it pretty gud imo)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59671 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:41:13 PM »

It's the most basic and cheapest pizza in (continental) Yurop.

So for us Yuropeans it's like somebody saying that they just discovered something really basic. You know, like the metric system

Momo · « **Reply #59672 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:41:46 PM »

That pizzer looks trash

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59673 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:43:22 PM »

Delicious carbs

benjipwns · « **Reply #59674 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:45:48 PM »

I made a joke about Fazoli's appropriating Italian culture a few months back, but the real joke is that common Italian pizza would gross out most of ResetERA.com.

BikeJesus · « **Reply #59675 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:46:58 PM »

>nintendo direct

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benjipwns · « **Reply #59676 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:47:55 PM »

The metric system was adopted by the German Empire after unification and problems during the imperialist wars against Austria and France. That's why I refuse to endorse the mentality that led to Nazi Germany.

benjipwns · « **Reply #59677 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:50:40 PM »

You know who else adopted the metric system? RUSSIA. IN 1918.

As long as we refuse to adopt it, they can't steal our votes or our vastly superior way of measuring basketball players.

benjipwns · « **Reply #59678 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:55:16 PM »

Also, like I'm going to trust a system that can't even create a measurement of mass that doesn't change constantly on an atomic level.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59679 on:** February 13, 2019, 08:59:27 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 13, 2019, 08:55:16 PM

Also, like I'm going to trust a system that can't even create a measurement of mass that doesn't change constantly on an atomic level.

Are you reading the wikipedia article about the metric system right now?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59680 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:04:47 PM »

Benji, one day you'll say stuff like: Dirk Nowitzki was one of the best shooting 2,13meter-ers to ever play the game.

benjipwns · « **Reply #59681 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:05:06 PM »

You don't remember the freak out when they found that it wasn't just the copies but the standard a few years ago?

benjipwns · « **Reply #59682 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:06:41 PM »

why are there no youtube montages of Brad Lohaus drilling threes?

benjipwns · « **Reply #59683 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:06:52 PM »

lol foolish jordon

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59684 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:08:04 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 13, 2019, 09:05:06 PM

You don't remember the freak out when they found that it wasn't just the copies but the standard a few years ago?

Contrary to what many Americans believe, we don't think about the metric system constantly.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think I saw something on TV recently where they were making a new prototype kilogram and it cost milions

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BisMarckie · « **Reply #59685 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:09:05 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 13, 2019, 09:06:41 PM

why are there no youtube montages of Brad Lohaus drilling threes?

Listed height 6 ft 11 in (2.11 m)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59686 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:11:55 PM »

I followed the NBA way more than I do today in the 90's and I can't remember Brad Lohaus.

benjipwns · « **Reply #59687 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:13:39 PM »

iirc, they can't make one that won't lose or gain mass, it's been suggested that they change the method entirely since you can define it without building an actual little ball

there's also some movement to redefine all of the metric system so it's tied to a single set of formulas

yet nobody cares that this is the same kind of thinking that led the French to adopt a calendar of just ten months and start numbering their years from a totally arbitrary point instead of the scientifically proven method behind such classics as Batman: Year One

spoiler (click to show/hide)

don't believe Snyder's "Zero Year" anti-science horseshit

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benjipwns · « **Reply #59688 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:15:16 PM »

http://airjudden2.tripod.com/ejf/indexf.html

greatest NBA website of all time

benjipwns · « **Reply #59689 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:17:43 PM »

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How can you say that jordon is only worth 2 wins to the Bulls?

Easy. The year before jordon retired, the Bulls were 57-25. In the first year of jordon's retirement, with basically the same team, they were 55-27. 57 - 55 = 2. If jordon was so valuable to the Bulls, you would think the Bulls would struggle without him, like the Lakers did when Magic retired, or the Celtics did in 1989, when Larry Bird only played 6 games -- despite having 2 top-50 players (Parish & McHale), a former playoff MVP (Dennis Johnson), Reggie Lewis and Danny Ainge (for part of the season), they slipped 15 games and couldn't even win half of their games without Bird (who played the first 6).

FACTS

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59690 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:20:05 PM »

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jordon - the Communist role-model

Sent to me by EjF Paul Lewis.

Tuesday, May 5, 1998
By Rod Mickleburgh

"BEIJING -- As a misty spring rain fell softly, the young law student stared moodily at Weiming Lake, scenic showpiece of the country's most prestigious campus, Beijing University.

Student activism, she told an inquiring reporter, is dead.

"Students here aren't interested in politics any more. They're not like they were," the student said, declining to give her name. "I'm still interested, but it seems everyone else is just worried about their own survival, trying to get a good job after they
graduate."

Nine years after its students rocked China's Communist leaders as they had never been rocked before with their mass, pro-democracy protests at Tiananmen Square, Beijing University now appears to be a placid place, where posters of Michael [jordon] adorn dormitories that once seethed with political agitation..."

Where freedom once screamed to be let out, now jordon has taken over, and a Communist hush has fallen over the many jordon jockers whose jordon-jocking mocks the brave souls who died to overcome the jordon-jocking tyrants.

Better dead than Black and Red!!!!!!!

Jansen · « **Reply #59691 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:22:17 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-legend-of-zelda-links-awakening-remake-announced-for-nintendo-switch.99516/page-37#post-17895210

Deluded nintendie

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59692 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:24:35 PM »

Is there an NBA archive where I can just watch the Vancouver Grizzlies play the Sonics in 1997?

benjipwns · « **Reply #59693 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:31:59 PM »

i doubt very many of those games were competitive

benjipwns · « **Reply #59694 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:33:13 PM »

Detlef was underappreciated

benjipwns · « **Reply #59695 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:35:07 PM »

bish has masturbated to this:

Jansen · « **Reply #59696 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:35:34 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/excited-doggo-jumped-down-a-building-at-his-returning-owner-landed-on-owners-head-and-broke-his-neck.99554/page-2#post-17893796

Quote from: lacer, post: 17893796, member: 1542

real talk if you give me the choice of my cat breaking my neck or my cat dying, my spine is crackin' 100% of the time baby. if my cat died i'd be miserable, if i broke my neck i'd be miserable and bedridden but on painkillers with a cat to keep me company

I love cats but hell nah

BisMarckie · « **Reply #59697 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:36:39 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 13, 2019, 09:31:59 PM

i doubt very many of those games were competitive

That's not the point

MLB has uploaded every game of the last 10 years in full length to youtube.

It's kinda reassuring when you know there are 231 other weirdos who want to watch the Royals play the Indians in April of 2009.

benjipwns · « **Reply #59698 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:37:58 PM »

lmao at those "STATS SINCE RETURNING: 5PPG 4RPG"

agrajag · « **Reply #59699 on:** February 13, 2019, 09:40:08 PM »

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I can see the 2D stuff being Switch exclusive but no reason they can’t update the music of the PS4/PC version.
There absolutely is a reason. It is a little bitch by the name of Koichi Sugiyama.

"But that doesn't make any sense!" Yeah, well neither does war crime denial.

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