Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 607774 times)

agrajag · « **Reply #1680 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:34:24 PM »

tell me more daddy, was it a swamp witch?

benjipwns · « **Reply #1681 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 16, 2019, 10:10:19 PM

Crash course of this zizek dude. I participated in this topic despite legitimately not knowing most of what Dirty P ever said outside of what I hear but I see Zizek memed a lot and I'm curious what the dude even believes.

Till I forget later, that is. But indulge me, y'all.

That Jacques Lacan was literally God brought to Earth.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1682 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:55:23 PM »

Zizek filled a hole in the modern Marxist critique by being an academic who didn't write like an academic because he could reference pop culture things that out of touch Marxist academics don't know what they are because the only thing that matters is the Marxist discourse, even though none of it still made any sense and the rest was just the same old things about violence and corporate cultures repeated people were initially deceived into believing otherwise and as is tradition demanded you "read Zizek" until they moved onto the next thing. Zizek maintained his popularity because he's a funny guy and will show up to anything if you pay him, also he's unafraid to critique his "betters" publicly which secretly entertains academics who will refuse to do it on their own. His "debate" with Daddy P was essentially this to the perfect ideal as the only person who actually read any Marx beforehand and prepared to discuss Marx was Zizek, to the point that even Zizek could not believe this and very quickly ascertained why the man he was invited to debate started this whole thing by attacking a Twitter bot of Zizek's quotes in the first place.

agrajag · « **Reply #1683 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:02:14 PM »

etoilet and assy rekt

Oblivion · « **Reply #1684 on:** July 16, 2019, 11:04:03 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 16, 2019, 10:34:24 PM

tell me more daddy, was it a swamp witch?

it's actually the same witch that jordan peterson constructed his entire worldview of feminism on

agrajag · « **Reply #1685 on:** July 17, 2019, 12:33:48 AM »

and Benji thinks there's no such thing as Big Conservative Money

Mandark · « **Reply #1686 on:** July 17, 2019, 01:40:55 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 16, 2019, 07:58:21 PM

i consider idpol whining the key characteristic of wank xaddy life. the anticapitalism of the movement is secondary, cultural before marxism as it were... angela nagle and paglia are def wank dad in my view. zizek flirts with it, but i think he's more of an irreverent shitposter (filler if he really loved lacan, hegel, hotdogs and blow) than someone who genuinely believes it a duty to rail against intersectional social movements and sentiment. i cant think of an example right away, but i swear ive seen a couple wank dads comment on material inequality before.

I think there are some other characteristics which distinguish the IDW phenomenon from general anti-SJW politics.

I'm too tired to be coherent right now but the short version is all wank dads are reactionaries, but not all reactionaries are wank dads.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1687 on:** July 17, 2019, 03:23:57 AM »

https://amgreatness.com/2019/07/15/giant dad-elegy/

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There is a category of lowly man
Intoxicated by his own brand
Of valiant salvation for
Those lowly outcasts, meek, cash-poor
This worm sees in minorities
A proxy for his purity
The perfect opportunity
To show his deep immunity
To any selfish, racist cause
Like enforcing domestic laws
Those can be altered as niceness dictates
Anything to root out hate!
Root out the immigrant’s opposition!
Commence the liberal inquisition!
Those redneck fools deserve to languish
The worm blames sloth for all their anguish
Heritage nation, consumed by vice!
You just need to be more nice!
The global south deigns to redeem you
Be grateful, for they generate revenue
For the masters you’ve failed to serve
Those men, the worms, who pose to conserve
Those values you have clearly lost
This is the Capitalist Pentecost
Submit to the modernist’s spirit of avarice
Defer now to the mocha-skinned Lazarus
Know this, you are more rich than him
If not in cash, then in your white skin
The worm is possessed by cool-kid perception
Considers himself a great exception
To all those evil, racist whites
Whose recalcitrance impedes his rights
To trample on their spirit more
To profit from the endless wars
And from the labor multiplied
And from the masses demoralized
Who still turn to the worm for guidance because
For America, he professes love
Not for her people (those, he hates)
They are but low-life reprobates
But for what nation she could be
If she increased her liberty
And turned her unscathed, generous face
Toward parasites that “earn their place”
And spread her ample, gentle thighs
For those who come and tribalize
And offered her abundant breast
To those who maybe pass a test
And even those who don’t, you see
Deserve a similar amnesty
For their natural state is to conserve
Just like the posture of the worm
Unscrupulous venality
A winning slave morality

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1151197719483973632

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/american-greatness-publishes-anti-cuck-poem/

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I didn’t realize that American Greatness publishes poetry until Tuesday, when they published an anti-cuck poem that, like anti-cuck prose, speaks of bizarre racial fears and fantasies best worked out with a therapist (“And spread her ample, gentle thighs / For those who come and tribalize”). The best thing that can be said for it is that the author had the sense to publish it pseudonymously. The verse is clearly aimed at David French, who is the target of racialist attacks, it’s worth remembering, because he committed the unpardonable sin of adopting a black child from Africa. For whatever reason, though, he’s not mentioned by name. Instead, in what I suppose passes for cleverness among people who publish anti-cuck poetry, David’s photo was initially the shared image for the piece on social media. And this from the publication that imagines itself an intellectually serious tribune of Trumpism.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #1688 on:** July 17, 2019, 06:31:28 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2019, 10:48:42 PM

Quote from: Dantizzinel on July 16, 2019, 10:10:19 PM
Crash course of this zizek dude. I participated in this topic despite legitimately not knowing most of what Dirty P ever said outside of what I hear but I see Zizek memed a lot and I'm curious what the dude even believes.

Till I forget later, that is. But indulge me, y'all.
That Jacques Lacan was literally God brought to Earth.

pretty much; he like marx but likes french psychoanalysis and german idealism even more and knows what to say to keep in vogue

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1689 on:** July 17, 2019, 11:12:36 AM »

Is there money in giant dad poetry?

shosta · « **Reply #1690 on:** July 17, 2019, 08:56:19 PM »

thanks, I hate it

Oblivion · « **Reply #1691 on:** July 17, 2019, 09:36:46 PM »

the comments are absolutely shredding rubin

agrajag · « **Reply #1692 on:** July 17, 2019, 09:40:42 PM »

Rubin is more of a Wank Son

shosta · « **Reply #1693 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:30:04 PM »

At 35:15 when Dave Boobin says that the German collective guilt over the Holocaust led to them "opening their borders" and letting in "millions of people with all kinds of problems" and Marianne has to stop him before the idiocy continues

"I'm not sure every German scholar or every German politician would agree with you..."
"I don't think everyone would but I think a lot of them would."
"Well how would you explain that so many other countries over there did that as well?"
"Well that would be a whole other conversation about how the EU operates, and globalism, and a whole bunch of other things... [pause] um... yeah."

agrajag · « **Reply #1694 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:36:20 PM »

your boy Et was a Rubin stan

shosta · « **Reply #1695 on:** July 17, 2019, 10:38:14 PM »

Oh my god at the bit after that where Rubin mumbles for a few seconds about "a side thing next to the president, like in other countries how they have a Prime Minister and a President" and Marianne says she's fine with our constitution

shosta · « **Reply #1696 on:** July 17, 2019, 11:01:02 PM »

58:10

worth it for just this one minute. I love Marianne

Oblivion · « **Reply #1697 on:** July 17, 2019, 11:57:03 PM »

watching a good portion of this interview, and i didn't know much about this lady aside from her being portrayed as some wacky new age hippie, but she's actually very intelligent and quite eloquent.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1698 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on July 17, 2019, 09:36:46 PM

the comments are absolutely shredding rubin

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Solfu Q
Solfu Q
10 hours ago
To be fair, even a person who needs a drool bucket could probably point out how much of a dimwit dave rubin is

Nintex · « **Reply #1699 on:** July 18, 2019, 02:25:07 PM »

Marianne is totally taking over the troll vote from that hack Andrew Yang.

agrajag · « **Reply #1700 on:** July 19, 2019, 01:33:52 AM »

for those who don't feel like watching the entire Dubin video

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1701 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 18, 2019, 02:25:07 PM

Marianne is totally taking over the troll vote from that hack Andrew Yang.

Yang is good for pushing some important issues

shosta · « **Reply #1702 on:** July 19, 2019, 03:27:43 AM »

I listened to the Yang interview on Chapo. I liked it. It reminded me how good he is at eviscerating the modern economy without couching it in socialist anachronisms. Warren is someone else that can do this, Sanders unfortunately does not. I asked in jest if Will Menaker was going to say something stupid again, but this time it was Virgil during the discussion of taxes. Sad! Actually, this whole thing makes me lose respect for him. I thought he was like... the smartest guy on Chapo. Maybe that's still true but it turns out that's not nearly as smart as I thought.

Kara · « **Reply #1703 on:** July 19, 2019, 10:35:23 AM »

His bonus episode on Age of Napoleon is pretty good.

Kara · « **Reply #1704 on:** July 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »

Oh yeah, the unintentionally

part of the Yang interview was when Virgil called the looming automation revolution "the Great Replacement" (a white genocide thing) when Yang calls it "the Great Displacement" in his book.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1705 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2019, 11:24:22 AM

Oh yeah, the unintentionally part of the Yang interview was when Virgil called the looming automation revolution "the Great Replacement" (a white genocide thing) when Yang calls it "the Great Displacement" in his book.

Automation could make the Luddites look like a kindergartener outing

shosta · « **Reply #1706 on:** July 19, 2019, 02:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2019, 09:14:57 AM

Virgil just brings a lot of wonk energy and points to the table, but his analysis ends in "....and that's why you need to vote for Bernie Sanders!" every fucking time. Matt's the only one worth saving. would listen to a Mike Duncan style solo podcast with him just ranting.

I love Matt. I mean, I love them all, it's a fun podcast and I enjoy listening. But I would never recommend The Inebriated Past to anyone who wanted to learn anything about any subject.

curly · « **Reply #1707 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 19, 2019, 09:14:57 AM

Virgil just brings a lot of wonk energy and points to the table, but his analysis ends in "....and that's why you need to vote for Bernie Sanders!" every fucking time. Matt's the only one worth saving. would listen to a Mike Duncan style solo podcast with him just ranting.

Matt is as much of a #bernout as any of them, in the latest free ep he went on a ten minute rant about how Bernie was the only hope and Warren was a complete tool of the establishment and Virgil was the only one who called him on some of his bullshit.

Kara · « **Reply #1708 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:04:38 PM »

BTW, idk if Virgil has heard the whispers about him, but I'm not sure he should be calling himself a piece of shit when he was in his early 20s so flippantly on air like he did in that interview.

curly · « **Reply #1709 on:** July 19, 2019, 05:18:57 PM »

Also calling out the wealthy on a dais is proletarian, doing it while testifying to congress is bourgeois or something?

Quote from: Kara on July 19, 2019, 05:04:38 PM

BTW, idk if Virgil has heard the whispers about him, but I'm not sure he should be calling himself a piece of shit when he was in his early 20s so flippantly on air like he did in that interview.

I saw turing police say something about that and I don't know if he's really a credible source but when you consider the history of DSA-adjacent people...

Kara · « **Reply #1710 on:** July 20, 2019, 12:23:58 AM »

Quote from: curly on July 19, 2019, 05:18:57 PM

I saw turing police say something about that and I don't know if he's really a credible source but when you consider the history of DSA-adjacent people...

He gets fed a lot of stuff about that, generally speaking.

But in the case of Virgil he got #MeToo'd when it hit Weird Twitter.

agrajag · « **Reply #1711 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:21:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/AwwesomeAndrew/status/1153023610954670081

benjipwns · « **Reply #1712 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:39:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/AbigayleDavis7/status/1153065441763500032

benjipwns · « **Reply #1713 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:40:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/RyBoy87/status/1153118103062102016

benjipwns · « **Reply #1714 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:41:59 PM »

HAHA JOKES ON ALL YOU

https://twitter.com/AwwesomeAndrew/status/1153054876299120641

oh god of course eugenics fan movie blob has to make it all worse

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1153097123463749632

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shosta · « **Reply #1715 on:** July 21, 2019, 10:51:04 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 21, 2019, 10:39:11 PM

https://twitter.com/AbigayleDavis7/status/1153065441763500032

this is not strictly a denial

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1716 on:** July 21, 2019, 11:20:33 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2019, 12:21:00 AM

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1152166952682577921

team filler · « **Reply #1717 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:01:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1153125907248214017

team filler · « **Reply #1718 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:06:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/adrianmp1/status/1152956855611809793

El Babua · « **Reply #1719 on:** July 22, 2019, 07:48:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/nickusen/status/1152932176729690112?

Oblivion · « **Reply #1720 on:** July 22, 2019, 09:56:47 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 22, 2019, 01:06:28 PM

https://twitter.com/adrianmp1/status/1152956855611809793

is my math bad or is that not how bar graphs or percentages work?

team filler · « **Reply #1721 on:** July 22, 2019, 09:57:33 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #1722 on:** July 22, 2019, 10:05:58 PM »

Anti-Semites don't use math unless it's to tattoo numbers on people.

team filler · « **Reply #1723 on:** July 22, 2019, 10:07:49 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #1724 on:** July 22, 2019, 11:01:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/BeuwenDragon/status/1153192506374254592

agrajag · « **Reply #1725 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:29:38 PM »

found benji on Twitter

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1153702343277514752

shosta · « **Reply #1726 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM »

Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

agrajag · « **Reply #1727 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:46:36 PM »

leave it to Creepy Stost to actually snuff out Benji's real Twitter

Kara · « **Reply #1728 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:48:30 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM

Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

That's my Twitter.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except 2009 to 2017.

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shosta · « **Reply #1729 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:49:49 PM »

I used the benjipwnsian method of just looking up the handle he uses everywhere

shosta · « **Reply #1730 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 23, 2019, 12:48:30 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM
Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

That's my Twitter.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Except 2009 to 2017.
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wait, are you that tax man guy or whatever? I was trying to figure out which bore member it was. I thought the content was pretty smart, like recursivelyenumerable tier.

Rufus · « **Reply #1731 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:51:39 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:49:49 PM

I used the benjipwnsian method of just looking up the handle he uses everywhere

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/318552795873701888

Kara · « **Reply #1732 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:56:50 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:51:32 PM

wait, are you that tax man guy or whatever? I was trying to figure out which bore member it was. I thought the content was pretty smart, like recursivelyenumerable tier.

That's not me but I did suggest that they use that handle. (Assuming we're talking about the same person.)

Kara · « **Reply #1733 on:** July 23, 2019, 12:58:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/200935871518744576

shosta · « **Reply #1734 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:02:28 PM »

was talking about "citizentaxman"

I wonder how Benji is going to feel when he wakes up, drenched in sweat, and finds out he's the wank dad du jour...

Kara · « **Reply #1735 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:09:50 PM »

It's a good Mayakovsky poem.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1736 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:14:02 PM »

Well his video game sales videos haven‘t performed super well, I guess that would be a good choice to get some sweet ad money.

BIONIC · « **Reply #1737 on:** July 23, 2019, 01:35:44 PM »

Benji chasing that ~~big conservative~~ small libertarian money

benjipwns · « **Reply #1738 on:** July 23, 2019, 10:56:42 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 23, 2019, 12:41:49 PM

Benji's real Twitter is just a bunch of lame jokes he wrote between 2014 and 2017 that got no likes

Nobody else will realize you specifically used the time period in which I had no tweets except the one to messofanego but I did.

All my tweets had thousands of likes but people took them away obviously over the last six years. Especially as their accounts were vaporized.

Look at the one time I had a tweet thread, it's not even setup as an actual thread because that kind of functionality didn't exist at the time:
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50381444614328320
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50381800136118273
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/50382227133054976

Check out this sweet ass link that still works that I tweeted about in 2010: https://comicsalliance.com/the-30-most-amazingly-terrible-vhs-boxes-of-all-time/

Speaking of possible Wank Dad content, check out this hot IMAO tweet I retweeted that once was popular but now actually has degraded to one like and 18 legacy retweets:
https://twitter.com/IMAO_/status/328826869522435

Lame jokes?

https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/21006479094
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/16995088873
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/15476517978

Also can our Germans help:
https://twitter.com/benjipwns/status/11499891574

I should absolutely delete these tweets from 2010 where I halfheartedly argued with people I knew about politics, especially since two of them no longer have accounts and it looks like I'm arguing with Twitter writ large instead. Also I'm stupid.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1739 on:** July 23, 2019, 11:02:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1153749119468482566

send her stost

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