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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3661 on: April 02, 2020, 07:34:51 PM »
Who is this Bill Mitchell and why do you guys keep posting him in every thread?

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« Reply #3662 on: April 02, 2020, 07:54:24 PM »
He's one of the early Trump superfans from Twitter.

This thread isn't really about the Intellectual Wank Dad anymore. I'd say shut it down but it soaks up a good number of "look at THIS tweet!" posts which don't really need to get added to the main politix thread.

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« Reply #3663 on: April 02, 2020, 07:58:53 PM »
He's one of the early Trump superfans from Twitter.

This thread isn't really about the Intellectual Wank Dad anymore. I'd say shut it down but it soaks up a good number of "look at THIS tweet!" posts which don't really need to get added to the main politix thread.

Movie Bob would consider himself to be an intellectual!  :steiner

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« Reply #3664 on: April 02, 2020, 08:09:34 PM »
I mean the thread has a ton of posts about people who are employed in partisan politics or punditry (ie congressfolk, fox news anchors, etc.) which is different from the whole IDW schtick (ben shapiro as the main exception but he was always an odd fit).

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« Reply #3665 on: April 02, 2020, 08:19:26 PM »
I think of it as the dumb punditry thread now but there Bill Mitchell stuff is very overdone

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« Reply #3666 on: April 02, 2020, 08:41:34 PM »
I want to post more Matt Stoller in here but his takes are so uniquely dumb they make me mad. I think about how much schooling and money went into letting him have a voice and it's very depressing

Fave Matt Stoller moments:

When he got into a huge fight with Adam Johnson on twitter over the New Dealer administrations' foreign policy records and argued that with the minor exceptions of the Korean and Vietnamese wars they were humane and noninterventionist

When he tried to preach the merits of small business ownership to Felix from Chapo

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« Reply #3667 on: April 02, 2020, 08:45:36 PM »
Thought about Stoller that's been kicking around my head: is he maybe just racist?

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« Reply #3668 on: April 02, 2020, 08:56:45 PM »
I think of it as the dumb punditry thread now but there Bill Mitchell stuff is very overdone
yeah they were hilarious at first but now it's just sad and I'm seeing them twice a day. moratorium pls

You sure, his take of "minimizing" Sars 2 by implying the case count is inflated but the virus is just super lethal is a real novel downplay for a novel virus.

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« Reply #3669 on: April 02, 2020, 09:02:18 PM »
He's one of those strange creatures of the American radical left* who has created his own ideological niche. As far as I understand he thinks Jeffersonian political economy is a continuous tradition in American history and still relevant in the present day, and he interprets everything through that lens. Marxism, socialism, etc are foreign evils. China is a fascist big bad because they threaten this ideal American system of small scale independent producers. I guess I would call him a nationalist? He doesn't seem to care much about the interests of people in other countries.

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« Reply #3670 on: April 02, 2020, 09:03:42 PM »
Oh you poor Americans have so, so much in store ahead of you.

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1245711239839350784

Followed up by IQ-angling in another argument :neogaf

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1245860196997459969

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« Reply #3671 on: April 02, 2020, 09:19:52 PM »
https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1237733194453192709

He's one of those strange creatures of the American radical left* who has created his own ideological niche. As far as I understand he thinks Jeffersonian political economy is a continuous tradition in American history and still relevant in the present day, and he interprets everything through that lens. Marxism, socialism, etc are foreign evils. China is a fascist big bad because they threaten this ideal American system of small scale independent producers. I guess I would call him a nationalist? He doesn't seem to care much about the interests of people in other countries.

He has a fixation on antitrust policy and monopoly power to the point where he's pretty dismissive of the antiwar movement, civil rights, even the welfare state. He's definitely got a whiff of /stupidpol to him, but it's not just the usual economic vs. cultural issues: it's trust-busting vs. everything else. He had a big Atlantic piece where he waxes nostalgic for Vietnam War-supporting dixiecrats because dammit they were populists. Pretty much handwaved objections to the war itself, so not surprised he's suddenly gone all Yellow Peril about China.

My favorite recent dumb Twitter exchange of his was when he defended the term "cosmopolitan elite."


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« Reply #3672 on: April 02, 2020, 09:21:11 PM »
You know who'd give Stoller a run for his money?

Freddie DeBoer.

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« Reply #3673 on: April 02, 2020, 09:27:42 PM »
See if I was a problematic poster I would say his fixation on antitrust at the expense of anything else has a certain autistic quality.

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« Reply #3674 on: April 02, 2020, 09:28:15 PM »
Who is this Bill Mitchell and why do you guys keep posting him in every thread?

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« Reply #3675 on: April 02, 2020, 10:16:47 PM »
stoller’s reading of the history of american political thought isn’t even that off, he just makes the jump to full brainworms by confusing the (true and, imo, important) descriptive claim that america’s internal political dialogue has been more about democracy vs monopoly than about socialism vs capitalism for the prescriptive claim that theres no worthwhile discussion to be had about the nature of property.

arriving at american exceptionalism from socdem principles is such a fun way of being an idiot though. it almost makes me wish more people would try concocting their own ideologies, just to add color to the punditsphere

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3676 on: April 02, 2020, 10:33:42 PM »
Can I interest you in a pamphlet on benjism?

Wait, don't pronounce that, let me come up with a better name first.

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« Reply #3677 on: April 02, 2020, 11:30:12 PM »
Can I interest you in a pamphlet on benjism?

Wait, don't pronounce that, let me come up with a better name first.

Jake is taking all the pamphlets. You do benjism, I'll do (another) bastardized socialism. 

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3678 on: April 03, 2020, 02:27:42 AM »
I'll cool it with the King of SARS but while it comes from a place of media punditry, the insane baby logic & pride in his own incompetence is mesmerizing to me.

A lot of the wank dads have joined obvious partisan outfits now and mutated to pundits, I'd say.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3679 on: April 04, 2020, 12:32:51 AM »

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« Reply #3682 on: April 04, 2020, 03:33:16 PM »
Beyond Order?  We getting Hyper-lobsters? 

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« Reply #3683 on: April 04, 2020, 03:40:36 PM »
latestage crustaceanism  ;)
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« Reply #3684 on: April 04, 2020, 04:38:21 PM »


the gays win again! :lol
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3685 on: April 04, 2020, 08:35:48 PM »
5G edition windows :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3686 on: April 04, 2020, 09:04:52 PM »
Is that supposed to be Bill Gates ? Fauci ?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3687 on: April 04, 2020, 09:23:02 PM »
Is that supposed to be Bill Gates ? Fauci ?

I think it's Fauci. Bill Gates is actually spending potentially billions in order to basically do a guess and check model with a vaccine. Funny the market response to be inefficient in order to hope one thing works.

https://twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/1246457825720553472

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« Reply #3688 on: April 05, 2020, 02:51:08 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3689 on: April 05, 2020, 03:02:25 AM »
Is that supposed to be Bill Gates ? Fauci ?

I think it's Fauci. Bill Gates is actually spending potentially billions in order to basically do a guess and check model with a vaccine. Funny the market response to be inefficient in order to hope one thing works.

Garrison is totally the type to believe Gates secretly patented COVID19 and masterminded a white depopulation scheme though.
At first I even wondered if it was supposed to be Sanders, his ability to do recognizable caricature characters is... Not super consistent.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3690 on: April 05, 2020, 10:57:38 AM »
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« Reply #3691 on: April 05, 2020, 11:20:01 AM »
Is that supposed to be Bill Gates ? Fauci ?

I think it's Fauci.

It's Gates. There's a Windows logo on his jacket.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3693 on: April 05, 2020, 11:59:38 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3696 on: April 06, 2020, 01:25:52 AM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1246139220588142593

we back  :rejoice
Cannot wait. It will put this thread back on track for a good year and half. Plus the book tour and then probably a resurgence of him giving speeches in auditoriums. Don't disappoint me J Beep.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3697 on: April 06, 2020, 01:57:44 AM »
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244751704211537921



https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1245180361862152192

bitch you have recent pics of your fatass on twitter :dead

@36:15 my favorite antagonists of movieblob has discovered this tweet :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3698 on: April 06, 2020, 02:21:14 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3700 on: April 06, 2020, 05:15:53 AM »
We Need to Talk About Ezra

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« Reply #3701 on: April 06, 2020, 07:23:00 AM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1246139220588142593


lobster Daddy made it back from rehab just in time to write a book about how not to wind up there (again) :bow

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3703 on: April 06, 2020, 07:25:11 AM »
Playing with toys?  :hitler

What a fuckin loser :tocry
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3704 on: April 06, 2020, 08:34:43 AM »
We Need to Talk About Ezra
the more i hear about this shit the crazier he sounds lmao

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« Reply #3705 on: April 06, 2020, 03:12:43 PM »

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« Reply #3706 on: April 06, 2020, 03:13:41 PM »
Accept death, mortals

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« Reply #3707 on: April 06, 2020, 03:33:03 PM »
fuck yo moratorium
this overrules it

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1246812006960726018

The "relax, 360k babies were born today" he tweeted a few days ago could be in that selection too.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3708 on: April 06, 2020, 05:02:16 PM »
I like the "Actually, the dead are the lucky ones, instead pity those who are still alive" tweet the most, I think.
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« Reply #3710 on: April 07, 2020, 04:00:00 AM »
paige lowkey was always the best halliwell sister

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« Reply #3712 on: April 07, 2020, 05:07:29 AM »
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« Reply #3716 on: April 07, 2020, 12:59:00 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3717 on: April 07, 2020, 01:01:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1247305938731560960

She's gonna go all Kung Fu Coughing Master on Trump then make all her own stunts in a daring escape.
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