Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 608815 times)

EchoRin · « **Reply #3720 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:44:20 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 12, 2020, 01:07:14 AM

https://twitter.com/MaraGay/status/1237832854991765504

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“You’re a great example of why we need to end Affirmative Action,” someone named Jim B. wrote me in an email this weekend. “Get a job scrubbing floors. It’s the only thing you’re good for.”

On Twitter, it was about the same. “Keep thinking that your important. Lol … your a nobody … you fill a seat … only because your Black. that’s the only reason. cause if was based on education or merit, you would be working at Walmart … sometimes the truth hurts … your a lowlife.”

“Is that you using that black girl magic I heard about. You so silly, can’t believe you have a job there. LOL”

One email read simply, “have a banana.”

These are just a few examples of many.

Eh, yeah. She got more than the average inbred Yahoo comment section reply. Not really an appropriate criticism for her mistake.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3721 on:** March 12, 2020, 06:59:50 PM »

these fucking priorities man

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1238199779579949057

Mandark · « **Reply #3722 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:23:23 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on August 01, 2019, 10:06:34 PM

If I made one of those [political quizzes], it would have a question about college basketball. If you say it's better than the NBA you're racist.

my only good insight

shosta · « **Reply #3723 on:** March 12, 2020, 08:25:56 PM »

That Leadbelly post I quoted in the post after yours was good shit, thank you for indirectly reminding me it exists.

Tripon · « **Reply #3724 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:27:17 PM »

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramers-epic-rant-the-government-should-suspend-tax-collection-2020-03-12

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For one thing, he said the government, in a move that would have to be considered “radical,” should stop collecting taxes for now. “Everyone owes the government at all times,” he said. “Everyone in this country — individuals, corporations. That has to be suspended right now so they have more money.”

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Cramer also said he fears that several companies in the S&P 500 could go bankrupt within a month due to the economic slowdown caused by the coronavirus outbreak.

“Are we going to sit here and let so many companies go bankrupt because of an illness? I think that is stupid,” he said. “Once we settle that out and stop worrying about money, we can worry about health simultaneously. Right now we can’t do both.”

shosta · « **Reply #3725 on:** March 12, 2020, 11:28:39 PM »

He's right, there's nothing wank dad about what Cramer said today

benjipwns · « **Reply #3726 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

Momo · « **Reply #3727 on:** March 13, 2020, 12:55:56 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3728 on:** March 13, 2020, 01:11:12 AM »

BURN MY BREAD

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3729 on:** March 13, 2020, 09:07:29 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 13, 2020, 12:43:21 AM

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1238244061267533825

Dude's as bad at Twitter hot takes as he is at developing video games.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3730 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:37:00 PM »

I thought molymeme was of the opinion all the old people's (>30 years) eggs were dead, what does he want them to do

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3731 on:** March 13, 2020, 02:39:37 PM »

Forza Italia?
I was unaware that the folks at pornhub were huge Berlusconi fans.

Bunga Bunga

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3732 on:** March 13, 2020, 06:27:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/HC_Richardson/status/1237921183917641728

Nintex · « **Reply #3733 on:** March 15, 2020, 03:22:44 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 13, 2020, 02:39:37 PM

Forza Italia?
I was unaware that the folks at pornhub were huge Berlusconi fans.

Bunga Bunga

Surprised?

Adam Curtis

Looking back it is if we've entered an ancient roman tomb all the people praising and singing for their dear leader were killed by a Chinese Bio-Weapon

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The death troll among wank dads will be catastrophic

Tripon · « **Reply #3734 on:** March 15, 2020, 07:26:00 PM »

Should I trust Lyn28807058?

EchoRin · « **Reply #3735 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:31:52 AM »

P, P, P, PETERSON!

Why do I stay subbed to this youtube channel

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #3736 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:34:48 AM »

I was hoping for a new recording were they puppeteer his braindead body.

BIONIC · « **Reply #3737 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:23:13 AM »

Is Daddy P still in his meat induced coma?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3738 on:** March 17, 2020, 08:26:52 AM »

Oh god his return is gonna set my youtube recs on fire again

Tripon · « **Reply #3739 on:** March 19, 2020, 12:38:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/jeremyscahill/status/1240667248022388737

Momo · « **Reply #3740 on:** March 19, 2020, 05:47:12 PM »

Lol what an idiot. Incredibly sad that better people have to endorse clowns like biden though

team filler · « **Reply #3741 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:53:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1240648567426965504

EchoRin · « **Reply #3742 on:** March 19, 2020, 11:55:39 PM »

I miss Aaron Swartz so much :'( :'(

We lost him way too early.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3743 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:03:13 AM »

FACT CHECK: They went after him for downloading the files using an unsecured network at an university that did not wish to press charges* because he was technically following their terms of service.

*Neither did JSTOR.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3744 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

Tripon · « **Reply #3745 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:32:04 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 20, 2020, 12:14:13 AM

https://twitter.com/KanielaIng/status/1240379750566129665

https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240840990937812992
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240771535318798337
https://twitter.com/reason/status/1240684231606456320
https://twitter.com/nickgillespie/status/1240797345098457088

benjipwns · « **Reply #3746 on:** March 20, 2020, 02:03:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240634989605269504

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1240622167747944449

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1239926802363174912

Tripon · « **Reply #3747 on:** March 20, 2020, 12:53:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1116178219487641600

Tripon · « **Reply #3748 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:01:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/tom_usher_/status/1240590251808231424

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3749 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:03:32 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/flkxss/i_never_knew_we_had_such_a_socialist_president/fkzgr27/

Nintex · « **Reply #3750 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:41:36 PM »

who can resist that thumbnail?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3751 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:43:36 PM »

Normal people.

Tripon · « **Reply #3752 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:52:50 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3753 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:22:50 PM »

Woody Allen, eh?

Filler must love this Mos Def song. 1 cause it's great and 2 because it kinda defends his man OJ to some degree

You can laugh and criticize Michael Jackson if you wanna
Woody Allen molested and married his step-daughter
Same press kicking dirt on Michael's name
Show Woody and Soon-Yi at the playoff game (holding hands)
Sit back and just bug, think about that
Would he get that type of dap if his name was Woody Black?
O.J. found innocent by jury of his peers
And they been fucking with that nicca for the last five years
Is it fair, is it equal, is it just, is it right?

Edit: Ha Take that "word filter" can't get your hands on a youtube name punk.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3754 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM »

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3755 on:** March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM »

virus takes so infectious

cons are blatant sociopaths omg
https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3756 on:** March 21, 2020, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:46:20 PM

IS THE MANAGER HERE

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1240967734319558656

corona-chan goes brrrrr

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3757 on:** March 22, 2020, 12:02:24 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 21, 2020, 07:49:35 PM

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1241332751359455232

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3758 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:28:35 PM »

avoiding the low hanging fruit
I've found possibly a golden take

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/689692099009097729

EchoRin · « **Reply #3759 on:** March 22, 2020, 02:31:22 PM »

hmm... which party was in power during WW1 and WW2?

I'm all for anime (porn or otherwise), but I don't think it's done much to advance Europe other than create weebs.

Momo · « **Reply #3760 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:15:47 AM »

Glorious anime o7
Glorious Hitl.. wait

team filler · « **Reply #3761 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:24:40 AM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3762 on:** March 23, 2020, 01:38:02 AM »

Don't Nazify mah Keions $:-\$

Tripon · « **Reply #3763 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:28:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1242211747446108161

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3764 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

benjipwns · « **Reply #3765 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:34:56 PM »

ooh piece of candy

EchoRin · « **Reply #3766 on:** March 23, 2020, 11:53:53 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 23, 2020, 11:34:01 PM

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1241807123501084672

I think I posted this once before, but back when I was still in college I had the dream of teaching Enlgish in Japan ("wow you fucking weeb". Yeah I know. I am). A friend was kind enough to invite me to his family's Thanksgiving and I accepted. I was talking to his grandma while the Detroit Lions were getting smoked on live tv (a favorite past time of mine, as I dislike that team out of fun to poke at my buddies).

I brought up that I was hoping to go to Japan to teach English after school and out of the blue she goes "well you have to be careful. Those Japanese are sneaky" (I think she also mentioned that some president said that back in WW2 I guess). I was kinda taken aback and merely smiled and said something like, "ah well times change, but I'm a pretty careful person so I think it will be alright."

Lady was like 80 I would have to guess. Never knew there was some kind of stereotype about Japanese people being sneaky.

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Oh and needless to say, all 3 Japanese teaching companies I applied to ended up denying me. Probably cause of my citizenship. Fools. I spent the vast majority of my life in North America. English is more of my first language than my actual mother tongue. Oh well. Your loss.

I'm still bitter :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3767 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:07:29 AM »

wow you fucking weeb. Also the Japs are sneaky, they'll steal your strawberries when you aren't looking.

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3768 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:25 AM »

bill mitchell recently, I just can't...

this is only searching through like, the last 10 hours of his twitter

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242292196885348355

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242182648040247302

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242169451316940806

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242167618334752769

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242142869785325568

Tripon · « **Reply #3769 on:** March 24, 2020, 12:16:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1242150486855172098

benjipwns · « **Reply #3770 on:** March 24, 2020, 01:00:00 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3771 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:14:21 PM »

Please add this Bill Mitchell guy to the Central Park Trials, Kominbern.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3772 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »

thinking over it

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I'll start worrying when these godless Liberals don't hate what I say.

newsfeed please

Mandark · « **Reply #3773 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:20:25 PM »

as a matter of policy I think we should be newsfeeding original Bore^TM content rather than widely circulated twitter goofiness

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3774 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:21:15 PM »

probably
there has been a few exceptions and should be allowed for the most special of circumstances

EchoRin · « **Reply #3775 on:** March 24, 2020, 04:28:00 PM »

The "Taco Bell is the most mexican thing"

is my favorite newsfeed and that one is definitely from off the site cause one day I went digging into the origin of that.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3776 on:** March 24, 2020, 06:03:53 PM »

If it's from off-site, it's gotta be really, really good in order to make the newsfeed.

Or about Taco Bell.

Momo · « **Reply #3777 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:03:18 AM »

Tripon · « **Reply #3778 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:18:28 AM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3779 on:** March 25, 2020, 11:22:23 AM »

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 608815 times)