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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3720 on: April 07, 2020, 02:32:42 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3721 on: April 07, 2020, 02:58:04 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3722 on: April 07, 2020, 03:04:10 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3724 on: April 07, 2020, 11:09:40 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3725 on: April 07, 2020, 11:18:09 PM »
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-lets-zoom-xi-he-has-questions-to-answer/
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Let us try to restore sanity with five questions that we should ask Chinese President Xi Jinping the next time we Zoom, FaceTime, Google Hangout or WeChat him.
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Now, I don’t expect straight answers to these questions, any more than we got straight answers from the Soviet Communist Party after Chernobyl.

But I do think we need keep asking them

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3726 on: April 08, 2020, 02:17:12 AM »
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247729595408941058

this isnt as clever as you think Blob, in fact it just shows your own ignorance lmao

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3727 on: April 08, 2020, 02:22:56 AM »
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In Liu Cixin’s extraordinary science-fiction novel The Three-Body Problem, China recklessly creates, then ingeniously solves, an existential threat to humanity, by establishing contact with the planet Trisolaris and then thwarting a Trisolaran invasion.

I remember thinking it was an odd plot structure when I read it last year. This is not how sci-fi plots work in western literature. The bad guys (the Germans, the Russians, the Chinese, or just the aliens) do bad stuff and then the good guys (they speak English) save the world. One of the many things I learnt from reading the novel is that, in this respect as in so many others, China is different. It’s okay for China to sicken the world in order to save it.

he hasn't ever encountered the hubris -> redemption archetype? :lol

Also haven't apparently read many Western science fiction stories without "good" and "bad guys".
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3728 on: April 08, 2020, 02:33:08 AM »


Oh god the beginning : "This is how a normal hoo-man interaction occurs at a generic wage-generating center, presumably. I am very smart."
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3729 on: April 08, 2020, 04:55:36 AM »
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1247544018092752900

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1247689428161552384

 :nope Relaying official statistics from a foreign state without "independently verifying it".

 :ohyeah Parroting medical advice from Trump despite no scientific studies having been completed yet.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3730 on: April 08, 2020, 01:26:43 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3731 on: April 08, 2020, 04:23:55 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3732 on: April 08, 2020, 05:49:48 PM »
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comparing the pandemic to the finishing move that Uma Thurman's character uses at the end of Kill Bill: Volume 2: "the coronavirus epidemic is a kind of 'Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique' on the global capitalist system."

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3733 on: April 08, 2020, 11:24:23 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3734 on: April 09, 2020, 12:20:37 AM »
and now for something far less pleasant to look at:

https://twitter.com/ZaunAura/status/1247043853212889088

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3735 on: April 09, 2020, 12:23:57 AM »
There's more coming to Doki Doki Literature CLub if I'm not mistaken. Not sure if it's free DLC or a sequel. Hopefully this isn't a leak from that.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3736 on: April 09, 2020, 12:36:21 AM »
That looks like Elon but that doesn't look like Peterson even before his Russia adventure.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3737 on: April 09, 2020, 12:49:54 AM »
To quote my non-weeb friend, "is there any anime character that doesn't look pretty?"

Now obviously you can find ugly characters, duh, but I knew what he was getting at.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3740 on: April 09, 2020, 04:00:13 AM »
Are the 40 likes just all his other accounts?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3741 on: April 09, 2020, 05:07:20 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3742 on: April 09, 2020, 05:15:14 AM »
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1248174191792226305

Yes the people propping up Biden is only doing so in order to sneak in a democratic socialist or whatever it is you believe is a 21st century politician.

how are you a human with a brain :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3743 on: April 10, 2020, 12:17:14 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3745 on: April 10, 2020, 07:27:24 PM »
Shit, I got that guy who was popular for doing make up on Youtube, but he was a sexual predator that, uh, I think had a thing for trying to get with straight guys or something like that?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3746 on: April 10, 2020, 07:38:13 PM »
from dave rubin's new book:



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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3747 on: April 10, 2020, 07:41:39 PM »
Did he teach Dave Rubin how to clean his room and eat meat?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3748 on: April 10, 2020, 07:42:35 PM »
More like you are the Theory of a Deadman to J Beep's Nickelback you  :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3749 on: April 10, 2020, 08:47:54 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3750 on: April 11, 2020, 08:44:00 AM »
https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

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The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3753 on: April 11, 2020, 11:48:24 AM »
https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

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The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

What if Jorp had the 'rona

Jordan Peterson being a vector for corona virus and shutting down Russia, motherland of Communism.  :doge :brain :doge :brain :doge :brain :doge :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3754 on: April 11, 2020, 01:43:44 PM »
https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1249011374623281158

I'm staying in the tucker house.
What about you?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3755 on: April 11, 2020, 02:35:02 PM »
I agree with Nintex. I think he would actually be a good sport in some argument sparing. House 1 I would have no chance among those assholes. House 2, at least my room would be clean, but Carolla would make me lose my mind. House 3 sucks ass. House 5 I feel like Beck and Crowder would gang up on me and call me a snowflake when I would call them out on some language. House 6 is totally doable as you got a hottie there and Rowe and Harper would be chill. By the end of the weekend we'd all be cracking jokes at Shapiro's expense.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3756 on: April 11, 2020, 02:37:23 PM »
Holy shit Stephen Harper and Mike Row make videos for them?  WTF.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3758 on: April 11, 2020, 03:50:28 PM »
House 6, Lauren Chen is hot as fuck. Would choke out Ben in the first 5 mins though

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3759 on: April 11, 2020, 04:49:14 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3760 on: April 12, 2020, 12:18:20 AM »
Huge if true.



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« Reply #3761 on: April 12, 2020, 05:50:19 AM »
https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

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The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

i don't know if jorp's brain is permanently fried (in the literal sense, not the "being a paranoid reactionary" sense), but i don't think he's remotely close to being back to normal since the only live video we have of him is driving around that RC car.  until i have solid visual evidence, i'm going to assume for the moment that he's a walking vegetable.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3762 on: April 12, 2020, 05:54:46 AM »
I think he’s dead and that’s an old video

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3763 on: April 12, 2020, 06:54:06 AM »

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« Reply #3764 on: April 12, 2020, 07:19:53 AM »
wrong thread but happy easter

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3765 on: April 12, 2020, 06:33:16 PM »
wrong thread but happy easter

....unless?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3766 on: April 13, 2020, 06:05:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1249588171823894529

this is the result of having one's political awakening during the advent of gamergate  :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3767 on: April 13, 2020, 06:31:16 AM »
roll

https://twitter.com/conspiracystuf2/status/1247716911326072833



had no idea, but figured out it caroline calloway and yeah. seems about right. though i've never dated a wannabe influencer who's made it like this.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3768 on: April 14, 2020, 06:54:31 AM »
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249971281027641344

I dont understand this property therefore I get to be as ignorant as I want about it  :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3769 on: April 14, 2020, 06:55:37 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3770 on: April 14, 2020, 06:58:09 AM »
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249613605164797953

this plot is dropped hours into the game Mcblob man  :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3771 on: April 14, 2020, 06:59:35 AM »

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« Reply #3772 on: April 14, 2020, 08:06:21 AM »
The environmentalist themes continue outside Midgar. The planet-draining presentation you get at Cosmo Canyon is about as on the nose as it can get. The weapons are planetary defenses, though that's endgame content outside of the incident at Junon. (Does Sephiroth hijack them? I forget.) Sephiroth is a product of "science gone too far (insert ghostly wailing)" and his mental break after finding out that he's an alien test tube baby is rings in a different, more pressing apocalypse. The planet's restored life energy is what ends up stopping that one by buoying the meteor. The ending shows Midgar (the industrial dystopia) overgrown by lush vegetation as Red XIII and descendants run about (nature wins).

Yeah, the game stops literally saying "boundless exploitation bad, m'kay" as it shifts to Cloud finding himself and his personal conflict with Sephiroth takes center stage. It is a game for teens after all. The environmentalist themes are there though.

It's not a 'political game', whatever that means, but it's the most overtly political of that era of FF.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3773 on: April 14, 2020, 08:11:49 AM »
boundless exploitation essentially goes the way of the dodo once you leave midgar, if you wanna talk politics in FF, VIII, XII or tactics is by far the ones you want to talk about. 

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3774 on: April 14, 2020, 08:33:31 AM »
You're just gonna ignore the other shit? And why does that stuff moving into the backround nullify it completely? :I

VIII? Remind me. Only played it twice. I know there's open conflict, but nothing aside from that. I don't even remember who the involved parties are. :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3775 on: April 14, 2020, 08:58:52 AM »
Where is Virgil Texas? :lol
now that the china virus is in full effect and his mission is complete he's been recalled back home ;)

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3776 on: April 14, 2020, 10:04:55 AM »
what about instead its called "daily guyre" and its just dudes sucking each other's dicks over their shitty opinions?

oh wait that's already what it is


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3778 on: April 14, 2020, 12:53:44 PM »
Where is Virgil Texas? :lol

Everyone has been asking it. It's a little concerning. Did he die in the NYC pandemic?

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« Reply #3779 on: April 14, 2020, 01:13:59 PM »
No idea what thread it should go in, but apparently NASCAR did a virtual race on twitch and one of the drivers said the gamer word on stream.

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