Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 608876 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #3960 on:** April 10, 2020, 07:38:13 PM »

from dave rubin's new book:

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3961 on:** April 10, 2020, 07:41:39 PM »

Did he teach Dave Rubin how to clean his room and eat meat?

EchoRin · « **Reply #3962 on:** April 10, 2020, 07:42:35 PM »

More like you are the Theory of a Deadman to J Beep's Nickelback you

Tripon · « **Reply #3963 on:** April 10, 2020, 08:47:54 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #3964 on:** April 11, 2020, 08:44:00 AM »

https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

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The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3965 on:** April 11, 2020, 09:15:59 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 10, 2020, 07:06:25 PM

roll

https://twitter.com/conspiracystuf2/status/1247716911326072833

Marianne

VomKriege · « **Reply #3966 on:** April 11, 2020, 10:49:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1248947439731494912

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1248794007112646656

Tripon · « **Reply #3967 on:** April 11, 2020, 11:48:24 AM »

Quote from: Stro on April 11, 2020, 11:43:56 AM

Quote from: EchoRin on April 11, 2020, 08:44:00 AM
https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

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The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

What if Jorp had the 'rona

Jordan Peterson being a vector for corona virus and shutting down Russia, motherland of Communism.

shosta · « **Reply #3968 on:** April 11, 2020, 11:51:15 AM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 11, 2020, 11:47:07 AM

I don't know who this is but we vibing

didn't she write that epic bottomless mozzarella sticks story on Gawker?

shosta · « **Reply #3969 on:** April 11, 2020, 11:54:00 AM »

turns out she's not, but she is of Gawker pedigree

Nintex · « **Reply #3970 on:** April 11, 2020, 01:43:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1249011374623281158

I'm staying in the tucker house.
What about you?

EchoRin · « **Reply #3971 on:** April 11, 2020, 02:35:02 PM »

I agree with Nintex. I think he would actually be a good sport in some argument sparing. House 1 I would have no chance among those assholes. House 2, at least my room would be clean, but Carolla would make me lose my mind. House 3 sucks ass. House 5 I feel like Beck and Crowder would gang up on me and call me a snowflake when I would call them out on some language. House 6 is totally doable as you got a hottie there and Rowe and Harper would be chill. By the end of the weekend we'd all be cracking jokes at Shapiro's expense.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3972 on:** April 11, 2020, 02:37:23 PM »

Holy shit Stephen Harper and Mike Row make videos for them? WTF.

Rufus · « **Reply #3973 on:** April 11, 2020, 03:11:03 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2020, 02:37:23 PM

Holy shit Stephen Harper and Mike Row make videos for them? WTF.

https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-64-mike-rowes-koch-backed-working-man-affectation

Momo · « **Reply #3974 on:** April 11, 2020, 03:50:28 PM »

House 6, Lauren Chen is hot as fuck. Would choke out Ben in the first 5 mins though

shosta · « **Reply #3975 on:** April 11, 2020, 04:06:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1248382153500450818

Tripon · « **Reply #3976 on:** April 11, 2020, 04:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Momo on April 11, 2020, 03:50:28 PM

House 6, Lauren Chen is hot as fuck. Would choke out Ben in the first 5 mins though

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1248791184677523456

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1241944161370157056
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1241945016915894272
Reminds me of some Chinese girls I know...

Tripon · « **Reply #3977 on:** April 12, 2020, 12:18:20 AM »

Huge if true.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3978 on:** April 12, 2020, 05:50:19 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on April 11, 2020, 08:44:00 AM

https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson

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So it was something of a surprise to learn, in early February, that Peterson had spent eight days in a medically induced coma at an unnamed clinic in Russia. Peterson’s daughter Mikhaila, a 28-year-old food blogger, posted a brief but dramatic video claiming that she and her father had traveled to Russia in early January seeking an unorthodox treatment for his physical dependence on the drug clonazepam. Dependency goes against the core tenets of Peterson’s philosophical brand: stoicism, self-reliance, the power of the will over circumstance and environment. “No one gets away with anything, ever, so take responsibility for your own life,” he admonished in his bestselling self-help book 12 Rules for Life.

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According to Mikhaila, he nearly died several times during his medical ordeal. After weeks in intensive care, he was unable to speak or write and was taking anti-seizure medicine.

Quote
The picture that emerges is of a man who was trapped: He couldn’t tolerate the medication, and he couldn’t tolerate the withdrawal. Mikhaila told RT that her father was looking for a place that had the guts to detox him “cold turkey,” a place where doctors “aren’t influenced by the pharmaceutical companies.”

Apparently that’s how a man who didn’t want to use drugs traveled thousands of miles to be placed in a drug-induced coma. Mikhaila said that her father was diagnosed with pneumonia “upon arrival” in Russia. If that’s accurate, then his medically induced coma may have had nothing to do with benzodiazepine withdrawal. If pneumonia is so severe that it causes respiratory failure, the patient needs to go on a ventilator simply to breathe. Because it’s so unpleasant to be on a breathing machine in an intensive care unit, patients are usually heavily sedated.

Eh, pulling quotes out is boring. See the link for yourself.

i don't know if jorp's brain is permanently fried (in the literal sense, not the "being a paranoid reactionary" sense), but i don't think he's remotely close to being back to normal since the only live video we have of him is driving around that RC car. until i have solid visual evidence, i'm going to assume for the moment that he's a walking vegetable.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3979 on:** April 12, 2020, 05:54:46 AM »

I think he’s dead and that’s an old video

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #3980 on:** April 12, 2020, 06:54:06 AM »

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #3981 on:** April 12, 2020, 07:19:53 AM »

wrong thread but happy easter

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3982 on:** April 12, 2020, 06:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 12, 2020, 07:19:53 AM

wrong thread but happy easter

....unless?

shosta · « **Reply #3983 on:** April 12, 2020, 11:11:14 PM »

Where is Virgil Texas?

Oblivion · « **Reply #3984 on:** April 13, 2020, 06:05:41 AM »

https://twitter.com/LackingSaint/status/1249588171823894529

this is the result of having one's political awakening during the advent of gamergate

naff · « **Reply #3985 on:** April 13, 2020, 06:31:16 AM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 10, 2020, 07:06:25 PM

roll

https://twitter.com/conspiracystuf2/status/1247716911326072833

had no idea, but figured out it caroline calloway and yeah. seems about right. though i've never dated a wannabe influencer who's made it like this.

Momo · « **Reply #3986 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:54:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249971281027641344

I dont understand this property therefore I get to be as ignorant as I want about it

Momo · « **Reply #3987 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:55:37 AM »

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249975236176609281

fuck off Bob

Momo · « **Reply #3988 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:58:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1249613605164797953

this plot is dropped hours into the game Mcblob man

Momo · « **Reply #3989 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:59:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/Dammit_Nappa61/status/1249614982339162114

imagine being this guy

Rufus · « **Reply #3990 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:06:21 AM »

The environmentalist themes continue outside Midgar. The planet-draining presentation you get at Cosmo Canyon is about as on the nose as it can get. The weapons are planetary defenses, though that's endgame content outside of the incident at Junon. (Does Sephiroth hijack them? I forget.) Sephiroth is a product of "science gone too far (insert ghostly wailing)" and his mental break after finding out that he's an alien test tube baby is rings in a different, more pressing apocalypse. The planet's restored life energy is what ends up stopping that one by buoying the meteor. The ending shows Midgar (the industrial dystopia) overgrown by lush vegetation as Red XIII and descendants run about (nature wins).

Yeah, the game stops literally saying "boundless exploitation bad, m'kay" as it shifts to Cloud finding himself and his personal conflict with Sephiroth takes center stage. It is a game for teens after all. The environmentalist themes are there though.

It's not a 'political game', whatever that means, but it's the most overtly political of that era of FF.

Momo · « **Reply #3991 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:11:49 AM »

boundless exploitation essentially goes the way of the dodo once you leave midgar, if you wanna talk politics in FF, VIII, XII or tactics is by far the ones you want to talk about.

Rufus · « **Reply #3992 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:33:31 AM »

You're just gonna ignore the other shit? And why does that stuff moving into the backround nullify it completely? :I

VIII? Remind me. Only played it twice. I know there's open conflict, but nothing aside from that. I don't even remember who the involved parties are.

nachobro · « **Reply #3993 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:58:52 AM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 12, 2020, 11:11:14 PM

Where is Virgil Texas?

now that the china virus is in full effect and his mission is complete he's been recalled back home

nachobro · « **Reply #3994 on:** April 14, 2020, 10:04:55 AM »

what about instead its called "daily guyre" and its just dudes sucking each other's dicks over their shitty opinions?

oh wait that's already what it is

VomKriege · « **Reply #3995 on:** April 14, 2020, 11:18:42 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 10:02:32 AM

https://twitter.com/JeremyDBoreing/status/1249708928088174592

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3996 on:** April 14, 2020, 12:53:44 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 12, 2020, 11:11:14 PM

Where is Virgil Texas?

Everyone has been asking it. It's a little concerning. Did he die in the NYC pandemic?

Mandark · « **Reply #3997 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:13:59 PM »

No idea what thread it should go in, but apparently NASCAR did a virtual race on twitch and one of the drivers said the gamer word on stream.

nachobro · « **Reply #3998 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM »

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

Tripon · « **Reply #3999 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:49:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1249832590158237697

Nintex · « **Reply #4000 on:** April 14, 2020, 01:54:35 PM »

I would draft
Gabe Newell, Kanye West, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Hasselhoff, Jordan Belfort, Ashley Mathews, Larry Kudlow

Gabe would make a new Half Life
Kanye would make a song to get people to buy things again
Arnold would be the liason between the WH and State officials
David has a german sounding name for fiscal conservatism and already defeated communism once
Ashley would be hot and do press briefings to get everyone back to buying again also small business

Larry Kudlow would just get drunk and go on Fox Business to do his magic

+20% GDP in a month BOOM

thisismyusername · « **Reply #4001 on:** April 14, 2020, 02:32:34 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-bill-gates.html

Maybe that's why he met up with Epstein often?

Tripon · « **Reply #4002 on:** April 14, 2020, 04:57:28 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/AshBCoffin/status/1247370596385726465

Posting Filler's content.

Momo · « **Reply #4003 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM

https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

curly · « **Reply #4004 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:19:54 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249890112059715587

Momo · « **Reply #4005 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:25:11 PM »

He's also like that. Wastes so much time arguing dumb shit instead of taking a loss and moving on. Reply to one of his threads with a Bolivian flag and see how long it takes him to block you. I still listen to him though

Tripon · « **Reply #4006 on:** April 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM »

How fun is this math?

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1250096257886031880

team filler · « **Reply #4007 on:** April 14, 2020, 07:53:21 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 14, 2020, 01:38:41 PM

wasn't sure if (future co-president) mcafee is a wank dad or politician but either way...gottem

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1249721693721055237

I made that joke a messagboard some years ago and was sure it wasn't original then

might have been here

team filler · « **Reply #4008 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:04:07 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1250206364112216083

Tripon · « **Reply #4009 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #4010 on:** April 14, 2020, 08:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM

*youtube clip of Bro Jogan*

Thank you so much for this. Haven't laughed this hard since the quarantine started. Bravo

Oblivion · « **Reply #4011 on:** April 14, 2020, 10:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Momo on April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM

Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM
https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

i'm not seeing the issue? has pakman said previously he was a bernie or bust guy? i never thought that was the case

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4012 on:** April 15, 2020, 01:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM

.0000069%

Nice.

Momo · « **Reply #4013 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:05:20 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on April 14, 2020, 08:12:31 PM

Quote from: Tripon on April 14, 2020, 08:07:32 PM
*youtube clip of Bro Jogan*

Thank you so much for this. Haven't laughed this hard since the quarantine started. Bravo

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/g08hna/joe_rogan_explains_post_nut_syndrome_taken_from/

Momo · « **Reply #4014 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:06:57 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 14, 2020, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: Momo on April 14, 2020, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 14, 2020, 05:58:29 PM
https://twitter.com/dpakman/status/1249878532081233920

not sure if he's serious or playing his smarmy games, but he's kinda like this, he folds like merengue when he senses the winds changing

i'm not seeing the issue? has pakman said previously he was a bernie or bust guy? i never thought that was the case

He said a few months ago he'd vote Biden if the Bernie thing goes south, so it's not a specific issue, but over the course of knowing of him and watching his shows he's been a bit fence sitty and flippity flop from the start.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4015 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:14:27 AM »

your fav is celebrating the one year anniversary of The Stolen Future™
https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1250163576003846145

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Momo · « **Reply #4016 on:** April 15, 2020, 03:24:29 AM »

go eat an enormous amount of mcdonalds and calm down movie robert

VomKriege · « **Reply #4017 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:06:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1250130325356888064

But we come here EVERY DAY officer !

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1250300084417204230

benjipwns · « **Reply #4018 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:23:59 AM »

If they go to it every day then why didn't they know about the mask rule implemented yesterday?

VomKriege · « **Reply #4019 on:** April 15, 2020, 06:34:11 AM »

Haven't we all wearing masks always in a society ?

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 608876 times)