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« Reply #3840 on: March 31, 2020, 11:06:35 PM »


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« Reply #3841 on: April 01, 2020, 02:59:10 AM »
on the one hand, brianna's the better human being

on the other hand, symone's got way bigger tiddies  :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3842 on: April 01, 2020, 03:00:53 AM »
The first name it had was SARS-CoV-2, good job of figuring out google, Bill.
virus: SARS-CoV-2
resulting disease: COVID-19


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3847 on: April 01, 2020, 04:34:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245429372628144130

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245434117694554113

I know you might be fooled but he is not a doctor.
Should have guessed he was a Floridaman.
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« Reply #3848 on: April 01, 2020, 04:49:50 PM »
*watches national television broadcast*

"I can't believe all this information is kept hidden from us!"
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3849 on: April 01, 2020, 07:34:50 PM »


god, I wish
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3850 on: April 01, 2020, 07:43:51 PM »
I don't see it. Most people will come back to daddy to beat Trump. This crisis has pretty quickly erased the primaries from everyone's minds. It's like rally around the flag effect for Democrats.

Also the rape thing will be disregarded by most media outlets and so most people won't even hear about it.
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« Reply #3851 on: April 01, 2020, 08:15:48 PM »
Can't say "we shouldn't criticize Trump during this time" man (or w/e he said) is coming out of this on a strong foot. He was MIA for like an entire week during this.
Come election time, what exactly will Biden have to share about making a big impact during a time of crisis? Trump just has to make it seem like he made things not turn out as shitty as they could've to own the narrative.

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« Reply #3852 on: April 01, 2020, 10:25:12 PM »

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« Reply #3853 on: April 01, 2020, 10:27:02 PM »
even the trials are FREE :rage


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3855 on: April 01, 2020, 10:34:17 PM »
Even a pithy quote from her is tortured and poorly written.

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« Reply #3856 on: April 01, 2020, 11:24:08 PM »
At least someone's finally proud of me.  :-[
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« Reply #3857 on: April 02, 2020, 12:48:06 AM »

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« Reply #3858 on: April 02, 2020, 02:39:31 AM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245600177668292608

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245600939043483649

Who said Bill Mitchell doesn't wash hands as recommended by the CDC ? Just like Pilate in the Bible.  :usacry
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« Reply #3859 on: April 02, 2020, 07:44:22 AM »
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1245386976670482437

Y'know, I think we could do without this particular asshole

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« Reply #3860 on: April 02, 2020, 07:47:33 AM »

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« Reply #3861 on: April 02, 2020, 07:51:44 AM »

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« Reply #3862 on: April 02, 2020, 10:11:38 AM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245695707010433024

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245705675860332544

I am not a doctor but we should really promote that still under-testing medication for an illness that I don't believe exist !
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3864 on: April 02, 2020, 02:20:08 PM »
Kitchen? :wtf

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« Reply #3865 on: April 02, 2020, 02:24:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245760308230184961

Anthony Fauci is the worst economist ever !
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« Reply #3866 on: April 02, 2020, 02:32:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245760308230184961

Anthony Fauci is the worst economist ever !
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"But I'm not an economist. I'm just a layman putting 2 and 2 together and being confused when everyone says its 5."
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« Reply #3867 on: April 02, 2020, 02:38:52 PM »
HUGE!

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« Reply #3868 on: April 02, 2020, 03:38:43 PM »
HUGE!

Trump mannerisms. That and the near permanent tweet storm.
I don't know how this moron reconciles the obvious admiration for Donald, just a flu-media-hysteria narrative, with the fact that Trump officially endorsed the 100k to 200k fatalities estimate. The king being misled by his treacherous ministers I suppose... While still having the expertise to know that Chloroquin is the miracle cure before tests are completed.

But he is, somehow, and he's not alone...
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3869 on: April 02, 2020, 06:57:57 PM »


Wank dad content you can actually wank to  :dizzy

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3871 on: April 02, 2020, 07:34:51 PM »
Who is this Bill Mitchell and why do you guys keep posting him in every thread?

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« Reply #3872 on: April 02, 2020, 07:54:24 PM »
He's one of the early Trump superfans from Twitter.

This thread isn't really about the Intellectual Wank Dad anymore. I'd say shut it down but it soaks up a good number of "look at THIS tweet!" posts which don't really need to get added to the main politix thread.

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« Reply #3873 on: April 02, 2020, 07:58:53 PM »
He's one of the early Trump superfans from Twitter.

This thread isn't really about the Intellectual Wank Dad anymore. I'd say shut it down but it soaks up a good number of "look at THIS tweet!" posts which don't really need to get added to the main politix thread.

Movie Bob would consider himself to be an intellectual!  :steiner

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« Reply #3874 on: April 02, 2020, 08:09:34 PM »
I mean the thread has a ton of posts about people who are employed in partisan politics or punditry (ie congressfolk, fox news anchors, etc.) which is different from the whole IDW schtick (ben shapiro as the main exception but he was always an odd fit).

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« Reply #3875 on: April 02, 2020, 08:19:26 PM »
I think of it as the dumb punditry thread now but there Bill Mitchell stuff is very overdone

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« Reply #3876 on: April 02, 2020, 08:41:34 PM »
I want to post more Matt Stoller in here but his takes are so uniquely dumb they make me mad. I think about how much schooling and money went into letting him have a voice and it's very depressing

Fave Matt Stoller moments:

When he got into a huge fight with Adam Johnson on twitter over the New Dealer administrations' foreign policy records and argued that with the minor exceptions of the Korean and Vietnamese wars they were humane and noninterventionist

When he tried to preach the merits of small business ownership to Felix from Chapo

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« Reply #3877 on: April 02, 2020, 08:42:06 PM »
I think of it as the dumb punditry thread now but there Bill Mitchell stuff is very overdone
yeah they were hilarious at first but now it's just sad and I'm seeing them twice a day. moratorium pls
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« Reply #3878 on: April 02, 2020, 08:45:36 PM »
Thought about Stoller that's been kicking around my head: is he maybe just racist?

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« Reply #3879 on: April 02, 2020, 08:56:45 PM »
I think of it as the dumb punditry thread now but there Bill Mitchell stuff is very overdone
yeah they were hilarious at first but now it's just sad and I'm seeing them twice a day. moratorium pls

You sure, his take of "minimizing" Sars 2 by implying the case count is inflated but the virus is just super lethal is a real novel downplay for a novel virus.

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« Reply #3880 on: April 02, 2020, 09:02:18 PM »
He's one of those strange creatures of the American radical left* who has created his own ideological niche. As far as I understand he thinks Jeffersonian political economy is a continuous tradition in American history and still relevant in the present day, and he interprets everything through that lens. Marxism, socialism, etc are foreign evils. China is a fascist big bad because they threaten this ideal American system of small scale independent producers. I guess I would call him a nationalist? He doesn't seem to care much about the interests of people in other countries.

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« Reply #3881 on: April 02, 2020, 09:03:42 PM »
Oh you poor Americans have so, so much in store ahead of you.

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1245711239839350784

Followed up by IQ-angling in another argument :neogaf

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1245860196997459969

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« Reply #3882 on: April 02, 2020, 09:19:52 PM »
https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1237733194453192709

He's one of those strange creatures of the American radical left* who has created his own ideological niche. As far as I understand he thinks Jeffersonian political economy is a continuous tradition in American history and still relevant in the present day, and he interprets everything through that lens. Marxism, socialism, etc are foreign evils. China is a fascist big bad because they threaten this ideal American system of small scale independent producers. I guess I would call him a nationalist? He doesn't seem to care much about the interests of people in other countries.

He has a fixation on antitrust policy and monopoly power to the point where he's pretty dismissive of the antiwar movement, civil rights, even the welfare state. He's definitely got a whiff of /stupidpol to him, but it's not just the usual economic vs. cultural issues: it's trust-busting vs. everything else. He had a big Atlantic piece where he waxes nostalgic for Vietnam War-supporting dixiecrats because dammit they were populists. Pretty much handwaved objections to the war itself, so not surprised he's suddenly gone all Yellow Peril about China.

My favorite recent dumb Twitter exchange of his was when he defended the term "cosmopolitan elite."


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« Reply #3883 on: April 02, 2020, 09:21:11 PM »
You know who'd give Stoller a run for his money?

Freddie DeBoer.

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« Reply #3884 on: April 02, 2020, 09:27:42 PM »
See if I was a problematic poster I would say his fixation on antitrust at the expense of anything else has a certain autistic quality.

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« Reply #3885 on: April 02, 2020, 09:28:15 PM »
Who is this Bill Mitchell and why do you guys keep posting him in every thread?

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« Reply #3886 on: April 02, 2020, 09:56:48 PM »
I guess I would call him a nationalist? He doesn't seem to care much about the interests of people in other countries.
just glancing at this guy's feed

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1245817981197864960

looks like tucker carlson populism from where I'm standing. big corps bad, protect da culture, need moar guns
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« Reply #3887 on: April 02, 2020, 10:16:47 PM »
stoller’s reading of the history of american political thought isn’t even that off, he just makes the jump to full brainworms by confusing the (true and, imo, important) descriptive claim that america’s internal political dialogue has been more about democracy vs monopoly than about socialism vs capitalism for the prescriptive claim that theres no worthwhile discussion to be had about the nature of property.

arriving at american exceptionalism from socdem principles is such a fun way of being an idiot though. it almost makes me wish more people would try concocting their own ideologies, just to add color to the punditsphere

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« Reply #3888 on: April 02, 2020, 10:33:42 PM »
Can I interest you in a pamphlet on benjism?

Wait, don't pronounce that, let me come up with a better name first.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3889 on: April 02, 2020, 10:38:27 PM »
I am not interested in ben's jizzum
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« Reply #3890 on: April 02, 2020, 11:30:12 PM »
Can I interest you in a pamphlet on benjism?

Wait, don't pronounce that, let me come up with a better name first.

Jake is taking all the pamphlets. You do benjism, I'll do (another) bastardized socialism. 

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« Reply #3891 on: April 03, 2020, 02:27:42 AM »
I'll cool it with the King of SARS but while it comes from a place of media punditry, the insane baby logic & pride in his own incompetence is mesmerizing to me.

A lot of the wank dads have joined obvious partisan outfits now and mutated to pundits, I'd say.
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« Reply #3892 on: April 04, 2020, 12:32:51 AM »

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« Reply #3895 on: April 04, 2020, 03:33:16 PM »
Beyond Order?  We getting Hyper-lobsters? 

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« Reply #3896 on: April 04, 2020, 03:40:36 PM »
latestage crustaceanism  ;)
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« Reply #3897 on: April 04, 2020, 04:38:21 PM »


the gays win again! :lol
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« Reply #3898 on: April 04, 2020, 08:35:48 PM »
5G edition windows :dead

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3899 on: April 04, 2020, 09:04:52 PM »
Is that supposed to be Bill Gates ? Fauci ?
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