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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6540 on: November 17, 2020, 09:11:43 PM »
Substack really is Only fans for ugly people.

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« Reply #6541 on: November 17, 2020, 09:19:10 PM »
substack  :shaq
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6542 on: November 18, 2020, 02:16:09 PM »
Mike Cernovich is retiring... Maybe ?

“Friends, I feel like I’m no longer needed. There are so many good people doing good work.” Cernovich said on his farewell stream. “People always ask me, do you play a musical instrument. And I say, the keyboard. They go, oh, the piano? And I go, no. The keyboard of Twitter. Gorilla mindset, that’s my album. And I don’t want to have to keep playing the hits.”
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6543 on: November 18, 2020, 03:57:16 PM »
 :lol tfw you realise you lucked out with some peak grift and better get outta the game

Gorilla Mindset would make a better name for an album than a fucking terrible book
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6544 on: November 19, 2020, 05:54:32 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6546 on: November 22, 2020, 03:12:18 PM »
Broke: 12 Rules of Life, The Bible

Woke: Maxims of Ptahotep :rejoice

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6548 on: November 22, 2020, 08:59:59 PM »
God is omnipotent and omniscient, so not only could he have easily stopped all the rocks, but he chose not to stop a rock that he knew would hit Charlie Kirk in the back of the head. Really makes you think. #God
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6549 on: November 22, 2020, 09:45:32 PM »
God is omnipotent and omniscient, so not only could he have easily stopped all the rocks, but he chose not to stop a rock that he knew would hit Charlie Kirk in the back of the head. Really makes you think. #God

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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6550 on: November 22, 2020, 10:21:47 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6552 on: November 24, 2020, 07:09:58 PM »
So I have to apply 12 more rules totaling up to 24 rules? That's too much for me to remember. I can barely keep in mind to clean my room and wash my penis.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6554 on: November 24, 2020, 07:44:31 PM »
Literally crying rn tweets

Penguin Random House Canada is ree headquarters?  :thinking
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6555 on: November 24, 2020, 08:04:28 PM »
jorp almost feels wholesome compared to those who've taken the wank dad mantle lately.

i'd still be gutted to have to work on publishing a book of his.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6556 on: November 24, 2020, 08:43:09 PM »
It makes me sad that there are more people that hate his beliefs and think he should be censored than there are people who hate his beliefs but think censorship is cowardly.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6557 on: November 24, 2020, 09:07:26 PM »
i think of him as a reactionary and general contrarian, not someone with steadfast beliefs.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6558 on: November 24, 2020, 10:53:40 PM »
Definitely looking for more life advice from a guy who got hooked on benzos, let his daughter convince him to go on an all-beef diet, and ended up in a medically induced coma in Russia.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6559 on: November 25, 2020, 07:14:53 AM »
I think of him as a brain dead crustacean being controlled by his daughter who betrayed him and his bloodline by getting pregnant by a Cultural Marxist Slav.

Don’t forget that the Slav also claims he has a demon living inside him.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6560 on: November 25, 2020, 11:20:14 AM »
i think of him as a reactionary and general contrarian, not someone with steadfast beliefs.

I guess i'm not familiar enough with Peterson to know with certainty but I always thought he seemed to believe what he's saying, for better or worse (the latter).

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6561 on: November 25, 2020, 12:33:39 PM »
I wonder if he even wrote that book.

Why is his daughter like his entire online presence now? He’s on some weekend at Bernie’s shit

Edit: from what I have heard about his books, the 12 rules themselves don’t really seem all that egregiously bad. It’s like “wash your balls and clean your room”. They honestly read more like some sort of eat, pray, love pablum but dude is a mega grifter and in general. It’s kind of awesome he managed to sell this like super generic shit to incels tho... and his own daughter and himself don’t follow his principles at all.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6562 on: November 25, 2020, 12:38:21 PM »
Definitely looking for more life advice from a guy who got hooked on benzos, let his daughter convince him to go on an all-beef diet, and ended up in a medically induced coma in Russia.
That's one of the 12 lessons :rash
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6563 on: November 25, 2020, 04:22:28 PM »
The entire concept of selling a 2nd "12 rules" book is making me giggle.

On Star Trek you have the Captain's Log, but then sometimes you have the Captain's Log Supplemental. Like when the captain tells you to wash your penis, but then he remembers later to tell you to wash your butthole also.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6565 on: November 27, 2020, 05:10:27 PM »
So scott has moved to bargaining
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6569 on: November 27, 2020, 07:31:52 PM »
Our boi matthew wrote a wank dad book about our boi matthew having deep thoughts about our boi matthew and he is promoting it everywhere he can.



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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6570 on: December 11, 2020, 04:42:49 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6571 on: December 11, 2020, 05:51:20 AM »
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If you strike him down he only comes back stronger

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6572 on: December 11, 2020, 10:19:28 AM »
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Take em down Make em regret it? You can't even get on Twitter anymore  :teehee

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6573 on: December 11, 2020, 08:17:21 PM »
His Parler posts will blot out the sun!
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6575 on: December 12, 2020, 02:01:10 PM »






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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6577 on: December 12, 2020, 10:59:00 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6582 on: December 16, 2020, 09:39:22 PM »
what a prude

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6583 on: December 19, 2020, 11:19:15 AM »
Otacon : Snake, look into your purse, I added a Wank Dad Gear mk.II.
Snake : Wank... Dad... ?






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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6585 on: December 19, 2020, 12:48:18 PM »
Otacon : Snake, look into your purse, I added a Wank Dad Gear mk.II.
Snake : Wank... Dad... ?


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6586 on: December 19, 2020, 07:33:22 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CI9Zto6glZN/?igshid=122czun62ubrr

Lol. The comments section is so bitter wankdad. Kinda missing the point too, but as long as you get to bark "snowflake" it's a good day  :lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6587 on: December 20, 2020, 05:47:21 AM »
Otacon : Snake, look into your purse, I added a Wank Dad Gear mk.II.
Snake : Wank... Dad... ?


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6588 on: December 20, 2020, 08:17:07 AM »
Trump has a never ending supply of thug #1 / thug #10 from 80's and 90's TV shows, video games and Michael Bay action movies.  :lawd
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« Reply #6591 on: December 21, 2020, 06:47:53 AM »


Jorpie quotes replacing the Live Life Laugh.  :doge
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6592 on: December 21, 2020, 08:47:19 AM »
Dammit Nintex. You beat me to this picture. Saw it in the "more tweets" after the coping Maga tweet too?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6593 on: December 21, 2020, 02:38:00 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6595 on: December 22, 2020, 06:17:02 PM »
Maybe we should all be treated with baby fetus extract like the pro life king of debt and hollywood movie cameos :trumps
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #6596 on: December 23, 2020, 02:29:47 AM »

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« Reply #6597 on: December 23, 2020, 07:34:39 AM »
Secret Santa gift inside :heart

Open your gift  :-*
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