Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 787544 times)

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6540 on:** June 03, 2021, 02:52:15 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/SPQR_Gibson/status/1398834561908236290

The Nazis tried to warm us.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1400453305243869195

https://mobile.twitter.com/amconmag/status/1400105034759741441

Nintex · « **Reply #6541 on:** June 03, 2021, 06:08:27 PM »

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A trans beaver with mastectomy scars in a children's show: America 2021 (From 'Blue's Clues')

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6542 on:** June 03, 2021, 07:11:33 PM »

Oh no, not the Hungarians!

Nintex · « **Reply #6543 on:** June 04, 2021, 11:21:01 AM »

“Look around you, and you can’t believe the depravity. You want to ask God, ‘How long?"

"Wait, are you Dr. Gorka?"

"No, even the thought is preposterous. I'm an Hungarian Student studying the finer American arts in my dwelling on my way to get my self an ale later as all students do.
But alas I understand the confusion the honourable doctor, radio host and former presidential advisor is quite famous in these parts I believe"

benjipwns · « **Reply #6544 on:** June 04, 2021, 02:50:03 PM »

https://karlstack.substack.com/p/the-federal-reserve-goes-woke

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How so? What could possibly be bad about this quixotic quest for equity, you ask? At best, it is poorly defined, and at worst it is incoherent and/or malevolent... I would even go so far as to posit that it belies communist sympathies, as a focus on “equality of outcome” as opposed to “equality of opportunity” so often does. Now, it is easy to derisively laugh at this communism dig, but harping against dirty commies here is only a tiny bit of a stretch: the Black Lives Matter co-founder describes herself as a ‘trained Marxist’, and I would challenge you to find me a heavily online tankie who opposes CRT and compelled diversity statements… go on… I’ll wait.

This then begs the question: what happens when such crypto-communism is allowed to creep into our once hallowed institutions? What happens when Marxists become our central bankers? The financial system loses all credibility and crumbles, of course. Trust and independence must be earned by meritocracy, competence, and institutional restraint; they are pissing it away for nothing, save for some warm fuzzy feelings. Stuff like this has absolutely destroyed the credibility of other countries many times over, and if the U.S. stays on this path, I am not sure how the IMF can credibly advocate for monetary independence overseas. You tell them to stop giving political handouts to political clientele, they'll just point to America and say you're doing exactly the same thing. The end game here is that USD will fall, the empire implodes, and Chicago becomes Chengdu.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6545 on:** June 04, 2021, 04:00:49 PM »

EchoRin · « **Reply #6546 on:** June 04, 2021, 05:58:46 PM »

Shit man. That's an even better line up than what they have at the Barcelona music festival in 2022 (Primavera I think it's called?).

Nintex · « **Reply #6547 on:** June 04, 2021, 07:20:30 PM »

Trump won't even appear, he'll just be on the big screen.

Has the GOP polled Lindell yet?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6548 on:** June 04, 2021, 07:24:51 PM »

Make sure to donate to his legal attack fund folks!

https://mobile.twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1400591450669293574

benjipwns · « **Reply #6549 on:** June 04, 2021, 09:38:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/MattLech/status/1400909939573460999

naff · « **Reply #6550 on:** June 04, 2021, 10:51:47 PM »

fuck that's so good holy smokes

Nintex · « **Reply #6551 on:** June 05, 2021, 10:42:30 AM »

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6552 on:** June 08, 2021, 01:54:03 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/benpershing/status/1401911641986506758

Two kings in the same room! Better delay Christmas at this point!

benjipwns · « **Reply #6553 on:** June 08, 2021, 02:35:21 PM »

https://eoinhiggins.substack.com/p/fresh-off-twitter-ban-naomi-wolf

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Three groups opposed to Covid restrictions, masks, and vaccines are hosting conspiracy theorist Naomi Wolf for a fundraiser entitled "Liberate Our Five Freedoms."

The event is going to be held on Juneteenth, the holiday celebrating the end of chattel slavery in the US. Event organizer Kathryn Levin told me that in her view, it's appropriate.

"The 19th is a day of emancipation, and it's a day when we claim our freedom," said Levin. "It's when we see that we are not slaves to mandate. It's when we take our power back."

I asked Levin how she analogized American chattel slavery—where slaves were whipped, beaten, raped, and murdered by their white masters for centuries—to the temporary restrictions over the last 15 months due to the pandemic.

"We have been enslaved by our government," she replied.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6554 on:** June 08, 2021, 03:32:36 PM »

Can’t believe they banned the top comedy account on Twitter.

Nintex · « **Reply #6555 on:** June 08, 2021, 03:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 08, 2021, 01:54:03 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/benpershing/status/1401911641986506758

Two kings in the same room! Better delay Christmas at this point!

Why didn't they invite Lou?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6556 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 08, 2021, 03:32:36 PM

Can’t believe they banned the top comedy account on Twitter.

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i felt the jellyfish genes swim into me when Joe biden and his corrupt cronies held me at gunpoint and forced me to have the Pfizer

Nintex · « **Reply #6557 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:57:50 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on June 08, 2021, 04:32:47 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 08, 2021, 03:32:36 PM
Can’t believe they banned the top comedy account on Twitter.

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i felt the jellyfish genes swim into me when Joe biden and his corrupt cronies held me at gunpoint and forced me to have the Pfizer

Thank you for participating in Operation Warp Speed patriot

benjipwns · « **Reply #6558 on:** June 09, 2021, 12:07:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1402389189229002754

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6559 on:** June 09, 2021, 12:11:19 PM »

You will be made to care.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6560 on:** June 09, 2021, 12:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2021, 12:11:19 PM

You will be made to care.

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1402643955695693826

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6561 on:** June 09, 2021, 12:50:07 PM »

I refuse to believe that Greg Kelly is a real person.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6562 on:** June 09, 2021, 01:09:28 PM »

FMK: Greg Kelly, Jesse Kelly, Stan Kelly

Nintex · « **Reply #6563 on:** June 09, 2021, 05:53:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1402726957385723908

benjipwns · « **Reply #6564 on:** June 09, 2021, 09:06:49 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2021, 12:50:07 PM

I refuse to believe that Greg Kelly is a real person.

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1402790142897704960

benjipwns · « **Reply #6565 on:** June 09, 2021, 11:01:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1402624981285195780

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1402343078246158338

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6566 on:** June 10, 2021, 02:51:02 PM »

Someone should bring Matt Walsh a White Castle Crave Case.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6567 on:** June 11, 2021, 01:33:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1403336482627239937

Nintex · « **Reply #6568 on:** June 11, 2021, 01:50:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1403407656329662470

yes I'm sure Trump supporters will be fuming to hear Trump was the biggest and bestest brother

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6569 on:** June 11, 2021, 03:53:15 PM »

trump read our emails out of love

benjipwns · « **Reply #6570 on:** June 11, 2021, 09:15:39 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #6571 on:** June 14, 2021, 02:55:44 AM »

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mypillow-guy-mike-lindells-maga-rally-rouses-stop-the-steal-truthers-with-corn-dogs-and-hate-for-fox-news

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Another attendee, Pam Putzier, said she had no illusions that the election would be overturned, and she admitted that the crowd made up a small minority. But she is hopeful that a military coup will lead to the arrest of members of Congress and the reinstatement of Trump.

“Kick them all out. Surround the place and put them all in jail… I can’t even imagine it, but I’ll tell you what—I pray every night,” she said.

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“We have the biggest Jumbotron I think I’ve ever seen,” Lindell exclaimed —with two smaller Jumbotrons on either side and a gigantic American flag hanging from a pair of construction cranes on stage right.

“We’re going to have the American flag, the biggest flag that I know of,” he said.

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Anti-media sentiment was also rampant, though most of the ire was directed at Fox News—with whom Lindell had a spectacular falling out after the network opted to steer clear of him and his bonkers election fraud claims.

In April, Lindell told a podcast hosted by Steve Bannon that he had hired private investigators to find out why Fox News had stopped booking him. “Where is Fox News? Shame on you Fox News!” Lindell yelled into the mic at the beginning of his speech, calling it “disgusting what they’ve done to our country.”

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The lineup included three Black speakers—the duo Diamond and Silk, who used to appear regularly on Fox News until they began promoting anti-vax theories, and former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, the firebrand conservative known for his inflammatory rhetoric against Black Lives Matter and the mistreatment of inmates at the county jail until he resigned from office in 2017.

The three focused mostly on fanning the flames of the “critical race theory” panic that has become a rallying cry on the right, with Diamond and Silk repeating a refrain of “Keep your hands off our children” and labelling education about race a “conspiracy theory.” Clarke most directly addressed the murder of George Floyd. “I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of hearing about George Floyd,” he said to applause. Later, he added: “The sooner we can put George Floyd in our collective rear view mirror, the better.”

One of those "you're the only dude mentioning George Floyd anymore" situations.

Nintex · « **Reply #6572 on:** June 14, 2021, 12:24:44 PM »

Trump's speech on the jumbotron must've been something special.

https://twitter.com/AaronAb15661959/status/1404371452405731329

benjipwns · « **Reply #6573 on:** June 15, 2021, 12:42:36 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #6574 on:** June 15, 2021, 01:08:58 AM »

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1404144996576632834

benjipwns · « **Reply #6575 on:** June 15, 2021, 07:26:42 PM »

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING IT'S TAKING OVER

benjipwns · « **Reply #6576 on:** June 15, 2021, 07:29:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1404631234270085120

Nintex · « **Reply #6577 on:** June 16, 2021, 02:09:10 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #6578 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:27:31 PM »

your big house is racist according to the build back better people that live in mansions and go their gatherings in private planes

benjipwns · « **Reply #6579 on:** June 17, 2021, 01:38:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1405546305615810563

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6580 on:** June 17, 2021, 02:06:38 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 17, 2021, 01:38:12 PM

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1405546305615810563

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6581 on:** June 17, 2021, 02:12:29 PM »

whos is getting a gastric band and veneers and then pointing a gun at the other???

Nintex · « **Reply #6582 on:** June 17, 2021, 05:49:20 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #6583 on:** June 18, 2021, 12:57:13 PM »

In the UK they literally have a wank dad channel now

https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1405924080088408068

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6584 on:** June 18, 2021, 01:53:08 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1405874241514442754

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #6585 on:** June 18, 2021, 02:50:42 PM »

but if its is legal then its not crime

benjipwns · « **Reply #6586 on:** June 18, 2021, 05:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2021, 12:50:07 PM

I refuse to believe that Greg Kelly is a real person.

EAT IT RUMBLER:
https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1405918484698173441

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6587 on:** June 18, 2021, 11:42:10 PM »

Ban the mods

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6588 on:** June 19, 2021, 06:26:51 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardLeader/status/1405649293650927618

benjipwns · « **Reply #6589 on:** June 19, 2021, 08:44:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1406270565799927814

Nintex · « **Reply #6590 on:** June 19, 2021, 09:05:29 PM »

Lindell is the wholesome grifter.
He actually pays for everything out of his own pocket

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6591 on:** June 19, 2021, 11:08:50 PM »

Lindell isn't wholesome, he's just a dumb bastard who actually believes all of this stuff instead of just being in it for the grift like everyone else.

Nintex · « **Reply #6592 on:** June 20, 2021, 06:07:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/KatieUnbiased/status/1374722857675132930

naff · « **Reply #6593 on:** June 20, 2021, 06:38:43 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 15, 2021, 01:08:58 AM

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1404144996576632834

if i was new to this, reading gregs tweets and stuff like ben shapiro's "Notably, nobody mentioned crime" i would 100% assume these were parody accounts

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6594 on:** June 22, 2021, 07:52:00 PM »

Love that goddamn news

https://mobile.twitter.com/vlotero/status/1407472992481800192

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6595 on:** June 22, 2021, 09:27:37 PM »

Centrism

benjipwns · « **Reply #6596 on:** June 22, 2021, 10:35:57 PM »

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“But you see, that’s all changing,” Lindell promised. “What I’m going to do to get this to the world, it’s called a cyber symposium. And what it is, is I’m going to have a venue at the end of July—it’s your job, everybody, to get the word out to the world—we’re going to get every cyber guy that has credentials—they’re called CISSP credentials—they’re going to be there.”

“We’re bringing in all the cyber guys,” he continued. “They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be there, because when we show them these packet captures, we’re gonna just give them out to all them cyber guys so they can have their own guy go, ‘How many votes were flipped here in Tampa?’ Here you go. Boom. It’s going to be a worldwide event. Millions are going to see it, and those Supreme Court justices are going to look at it then, and they’re going to go 9-0 that this country was attacked. The election is gonna come down. Donald Trump will be in office by this fall, for sure.”

ALL THE CYBER GUYS

chronovore · « **Reply #6597 on:** June 22, 2021, 11:15:19 PM »

I think my favorite thing about Trump no longer being President is the lower volume of absolute ignorant know-nothings parading their lack of knowledge on the news, proudly, defiantly, cluelessly on a daily basis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6598 on:** June 24, 2021, 03:54:14 AM »

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1407742337967661062

Nintex · « **Reply #6599 on:** June 24, 2021, 02:03:18 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 787544 times)