Should Assy McGee be banned for a week to give him time to read a Daddy P book?

[agrajag]

why won't LeVay debate Peterson? why are all of Peterson's foes such cowards?

Can we have a LaVey thread? I'll be honest, I don't know mich about the guy except that his name would occasionally come up in atheism debates on newsgroups back in the day. But I would love for us to delve into his teachings together. From what I understand he was basically an atheist with a gothlord twist. If anyone, I have complete faith that Benji is sitting on a warchest of extensive Church of Satan trivia.

[warcock]

Should i display my mating signal reception ratio/percentage on my tinder profile?

MS initiated 0.02
MS Completed 0.000000

[HardcoreRetro]

I like how the 12 steps that make sense are basically repackaged stuff from Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.

[agrajag]

What would be the Roman Empire equivalent of skaters?

[HardcoreRetro]

Kids in homemade carts?

[benjipwns]

What would be the Roman Empire equivalent of skaters?

Not to feel exasperated or defeated or despondent because your days aren't packed with wise and moral actions. But to get back up when you fail, to celebrate behaving like a human—however imperfectly—and fully embrace the pursuit you've embarked on.

[benjipwns]

A cucumber is bitter. Throw it away. There are briars in the road. Turn aside from them. This is enough. Do not add, "And why were such things made in the world?"

[Kara]

I have complete faith that Benji is sitting on a warchest of extensive Church of Satan trivia.

same

[agrajag]

you're an edgelord

[HardcoreRetro]

Is that the title you get when you mastered the art of edging?

[agrajag]

Is that the title you get when you mastered the art of edging?

yes.

Dogmod, Brazil got banned from the World Cup and Assy already threw his special fellow tantrum over that, and he won't read the book, time to do the deed

[Assimilate]

Is that the title you get when you mastered the art of edging?

yes.

Dogmod, Brazil got banned from the World Cup and Assy already threw his special fellow tantrum over that, and he won't read the book, time to do the deed

I need Daddy P's soothing fatherly voice springing me forward and out of this depression now. I just purchased the 12 steps audiobook.

[Assimilate]

JP's speaking is only good when it's ad lib. Whenever he reads something he wrote, it sounds stilted and awkward because he doesn't rehearse.

don't tell me that. i'm sure he put effort into his own audiobook for fuck sakes

[Mandark]

No one picked? The poll should be for either Maps of Meaning or 12 steps.

12 steps is a self help book for teens.

Maps of Meaning or bust.

Maps will most likely be a grind 

I just purchased the 12 steps audiobook.

lmao

[Assimilate]

i'm not sure what you're saying

[Mandark]

This thread would probably be one of the more inscrutable ones to outsiders.



"So there's a poster, he really likes this one author. Always talking about how smart the guy is, defending him, talking about how you really need to know this guy's body of work to understand his ideas. Says that this author has changed the way he sees religion, stuff like that."

"Sounds like a really big fan."

"Exactly. So there's a thread where the rest of the forum is bullying into reading one of the guy's books. He's resisting pretty hard though. Hates the idea."

[Assimilate]

This thread would probably be one of the more inscrutable ones to outsiders.



"So there's a poster, he really likes this one author. Always talking about how smart the guy is, defending him, talking about how you really need to know this guy's body of work to understand his ideas. Says that this author has changed the way he sees religion, stuff like that."

"Sounds like a really big fan."

"Exactly. So there's a thread where the rest of the forum is bullying into reading one of the guy's books. He's resisting pretty hard though. Hates the idea."

 

[Tasty]

No one picked? The poll should be for either Maps of Meaning or 12 steps.

12 steps is a self help book for teens.

Maps of Meaning or bust.

Maps will most likely be a grind 

I just purchased the 12 steps audiobook.

lmao

Life comes at you fast.

[Joe Molotov]

why won't LeVay debate Peterson? why are all of Peterson's foes such cowards?

Can we have a LaVey thread? I'll be honest, I don't know mich about the guy except that his name would occasionally come up in atheism debates on newsgroups back in the day. But I would love for us to delve into his teachings together. From what I understand he was basically an atheist with a gothlord twist. If anyone, I have complete faith that Benji is sitting on a warchest of extensive Church of Satan trivia.

He was essentially an r/atheist edgelord who worshipped Satan to troll christians.

The end.

I bet he never even read any of Satan's books.

[Assimilate]

i'm not sure what you're saying

Must be the word filter;  giant dad lib giant dad lib?

Giant dad = man who watches his girl get boned.

That's what it's called? I thought it was called getting cucked or something?

[agrajag]

Giant dad = cluck
Made into a giant dad = clucked

 

[Assimilate]

ooh. it's word filtered.

this fucking dogmod yo geez 

i'm slow tonight, drunk, depressed, getting a cold.

[Mandark]

Sounds like you should curl up with a good book.

[Assimilate]

Sounds like you should curl up with a good book.

i am, an audiobook. Daddy P will up my spirits.

And pizza

[toku]

[kingv]

why won't LeVay debate Peterson? why are all of Peterson's foes such cowards?

Can we have a LaVey thread? I'll be honest, I don't know mich about the guy except that his name would occasionally come up in atheism debates on newsgroups back in the day. But I would love for us to delve into his teachings together. From what I understand he was basically an atheist with a gothlord twist. If anyone, I have complete faith that Benji is sitting on a warchest of extensive Church of Satan trivia.

He was essentially an r/atheist edgelord who worshipped Satan to troll christians.

The end.

I bet he never even read any of Satan's books.

Everybody has read Catcher in the Rye.

[HardcoreRetro]

i'm slow tonight, drunk, depressed, getting a cold.

One of us! One of us! Gooba gobble! Gooba gobble!

[TVC15]

He’s doing a fucking audiobook? You should ban him just for that. That’s pretty pathetic.

[thisismyusername]

Sounds like you should curl up with a good book.

i am, an audiobook. Daddy P will up my spirits.

And pizza

It's been 12 hours. At least give us a Chapter 1 report.

[TVC15]

Sounds like you should curl up with a good book.

i am, an audiobook. Daddy P will up my spirits.

And pizza

It's been 12 hours. At least give us a Chapter 1 report.

Nah. Sorry girl. Don’t validate this charade. Anyone that’s read a book and listened to an audiobook will tell you that they aren’t nearly equivalent. Assy needs to read a book, like the thread title says, or he gets banned until he gives us a full 2500 word book report on -any- book over 300 pages.  Don’t let this piece of shit take advantage of our kindness.

[Assimilate]

#bantvcforbeingacrybaby

[TVC15]

 Fuck off shit head. I hope you get hit by a car and go full Schiavo and live the rest of your days in Florida.

[Assimilate]

Fuck off shit head. I hope you get hit by a car and go full Schiavo and live the rest of your days in Florida.

 

damn bro. harsh

[TVC15]

I’m only tough because I know you can be better.

[benjipwns]

there's nothing fun about this thread, there was never anything fun about this thread, the premise is now stale and has devolved into never-ending harassment. Some of you might find this ironic because of the :beak stuff but there is such a thing as "being better" than someone else. Just let the dude save face and lock the thread.

VOTER SUPPRESSION TACTICS

[Nabbis]

I can't read this shit and i mostly post in the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow thread.  The Bore has gone too far.

[thisismyusername]

there's nothing fun about this thread, there was never anything fun about this thread, the premise is now stale and has devolved into never-ending harassment. Some of you might find this ironic because of the :beak stuff but there is such a thing as "being better" than someone else. Just let the dude save face and lock the thread.

No. I want him to read the goddamn book (it's 46 pages!) and report back.

[Mandark]

I’m only tough because I know you can be better.

Can he tho

This has all the makings of a Very Special Episode of The Bore.

You've got Assimilate as the archetypal bully (and even filler as his weaselly sidekick). He already has several posts where he hints that his behavior is the result of persistent unhappiness and dissatisfaction with his offline life.

The big turn is going to come when we find out that he's illiterate, and that the shame he's been carrying with him makes him lash out. Then we all band together to help him learn to read and to value himself without needing to tear down others.

The question is when we get to the montage sequence where we're teaching him to read, what music do we set it to? I vote something earnest and 2000's-y, like Coldplay or Pink.

[Assimilate]

Then how do i reply on the bore if i can't read?

 

autisty logic

 

guys he's illiterate 

[agrajag]

text to speech you dumb biatch

[Assimilate]

I'll read the book and report back.

I went ahead and purchased Maps of Meaning as well.

So far the only thing this thread has done is put money in Daddy P's pocket and have others that have no interest in him read his work.

Dogmod is a Peterson shill

 

[thisismyusername]

I'll read the book and report back.

I went ahead and purchased Maps of Meaning as well.

So far the only thing this thread has done is put money in Daddy P's pocket and have others that have no interest in him read his work.

Dogmod is a Peterson shill

 

But was this your plan all along?

[Assimilate]

I'll read the book and report back.

I went ahead and purchased Maps of Meaning as well.

So far the only thing this thread has done is put money in Daddy P's pocket and have others that have no interest in him read his work.

Dogmod is a Peterson shill

 

But was this your plan all along?

etoilet set the plan in motion. 

I mean, where do you think he got all those pics of starving dead children?

[Joe Molotov]

I'll read the book and report back.

I went ahead and purchased Maps of Meaning as well.

So far the only thing this thread has done is put money in Daddy P's pocket and have others that have no interest in him read his work.

Dogmod is a Peterson shill

 

But was this your plan all along?

Wow, looks like you guys all took the bait. Here comes another dump truck full of L's for Mandark.

[agrajag]

Throw your money at shitty boring books to own the libs, brehs

[Assimilate]

Throw your money at shitty boring books to own the libs, brehs

That's why the dems stay taking Ls in elections

[Yeti]

I've had a migraine for the past few days, and I'm not saying it was because I read a Jordan Peterson book and it gave me a brain tumor, but the timing is a little suspicious.

[Great Rumbler]

I've had a migraine for the past few days, and I'm not saying it was because I read a Jordan Peterson book and it gave me a brain tumor, but the timing is a little suspicious.

Oh, Yeti, I am so sorry.

[TVC15]

I’m only tough because I know you can be better.

Can he tho

This has all the makings of a Very Special Episode of The Bore.

You've got Assimilate as the archetypal bully (and even filler as his weaselly sidekick). He already has several posts where he hints that his behavior is the result of persistent unhappiness and dissatisfaction with his offline life.

The big turn is going to come when we find out that he's illiterate, and that the shame he's been carrying with him makes him lash out. Then we all band together to help him learn to read and to value himself without needing to tear down others.

The question is when we get to the montage sequence where we're teaching him to read, what music do we set it to? I vote something earnest and 2000's-y, like Coldplay or Pink.

This whole situation is reminiscent of that Blossom episode where Six is getting banged by David Schwimmer. Assy is Six.

[Kara]

Wow, did you just fucking spoil an episode of Blossom for me?

[TVC15]

Wow, did you just fucking spoil an episode of Blossom for me?

Looks like early season 4. I guess he’s in 2 eps. Iirc Schwimmer is playing some sort of “bad boy” (yes, David Schwimmer) that Blossom doesn’t like.

[Oblivion]

Throw your money at shitty boring books to own the libs, brehs

That's why the dems stay taking Ls in elections

The dems lose elections cause they don't want to financially support right-wing pseudointellectuals?

[Oblivion]

Also, paying for a book that you could legally get for free

As the saying goes: " a lobster and his money are soon parted"

[Kara]

Wow, did you just fucking spoil an episode of Blossom for me?

Looks like early season 4. I guess he’s in 2 eps. Iirc Schwimmer is playing some sort of “bad boy” (yes, David Schwimmer) that Blossom doesn’t like.

I watched a clip on YouTube as soon as you mentioned it. He's a pedophile.

[TVC15]

Woah.

[Joe Molotov]

Was it a very special episode about bad touches, like Sonic the Hedgehog warned me about?

[Kara]

From the looks of things it's a paint by numbers "vulnerable teenage girl dating idiot adult male" that won't examine society's normalization of those kinds of relationships.

[TVC15]

From the looks of things it's a paint by numbers "vulnerable teenage girl dating idiot adult male" that won't examine society's normalization of those kinds of relationships.

I could’ve sworn there was a bad boy angle to this, but I haven’t seen it in a long time. I’m sure there is an episode where Six is getting banged by a bad boy.

The best part is that Ross looks just like his Friends character at the start of the series and Six looks like a whored-up 16-year old.

[Kara]

He's dressed like a mechanic in the clip so I could see a brigandage angle. (Though not because I believe mechanics are criminals.)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have to watch this.

[close]

[TVC15]

Jesus, how could any of the other characters tolerate being around Blossom? She is the worst person alive. I would have sold her into sex trafficking the minute she started talking, once I realized what her personality was like. Maybe her dad did try to do that, but the sex traffickers wouldn’t take her because her face is so weird looking. Is it possible she got some sort of rare, post-natal fetal alcohol syndrome from her older alcoholic brother funneling Schlitz into her mouth as a newborn?

Anyway, according to Blossompedia, Sonny is an ex-con that works at a garage.