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« Reply #420 on: May 06, 2019, 10:23:44 AM »
That was totally a season 7 ep lol
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« Reply #421 on: May 06, 2019, 11:03:42 AM »
First half of this ep felt like a glacier, second half felt like lightspeed. Not sure what could be done but I almost got whiplash lol.

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« Reply #422 on: May 06, 2019, 11:36:03 AM »
They probably needed another season to wrap shit up in a way that made sense, but everyone is just done with the show from what I can tell, and it shows.

Now think about what GURM would have to do to wrap the books up in two books... fuckers gonna have to be 2k pages each and most of it would be unreadable bloat about Dorne and fake Aegon. Up until this past episode, I preferred the show to the books but that episode sucked so bad it's a toss up for me right now tbh.
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« Reply #423 on: May 06, 2019, 11:42:31 AM »
wow Jamie is a simp  :lol
euron is all about that simp life too. even if his side wins, his girl is having another man's baby  :lol he got cucced by his girlfriend's brother after fighting armies and dragons.
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« Reply #424 on: May 06, 2019, 11:50:17 AM »
Tyrion is the biggest cuck tho, now an incel too apparently

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« Reply #425 on: May 06, 2019, 11:56:41 AM »
Euron deserves better. He saved us from the Tunnel Snakes and their failmom, Balon "here's another shitty character in the story with shitty characters" Greyjoy, HBO having to resolve myriad plot threads left unwoven by George "R. U. a sucker" Martin seasons ago so we could enjoy at least another season and a half of book stans trying to convince the rest of us that they aren't nerds (shut up, nerds), or the misbegotten campaign of Daenerys Targaryen to retake Westeros.

Doesn't pay to do the right thing. 😞

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« Reply #426 on: May 06, 2019, 11:59:31 AM »
Only two more episodes for Sansa to show boobs

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« Reply #427 on: May 06, 2019, 12:04:18 PM »
Have Arya parachute via Drogon into King's Landing.

Then let her finish her list.

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« Reply #428 on: May 06, 2019, 12:05:29 PM »
Euron is probably the most interesting and watchable Greyjoy of the whole series, but that isn't saying a lot.

And as a character, I really hate his fucking guts and hope he gets it as bad as Joffrey and Ramsay.

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« Reply #429 on: May 06, 2019, 12:06:12 PM »
Have Arya parachute via Drogon into King's Landing.

Then let her finish her list.
She probably has a fast-travel point right in Cersei's bathroom anyway.

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« Reply #430 on: May 06, 2019, 12:20:58 PM »
lol they left a starbucks cup on the table in one of the scenes

A PA is getting fired lmao
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« Reply #431 on: May 06, 2019, 12:22:54 PM »
They really have diverged from the books

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« Reply #432 on: May 06, 2019, 12:22:56 PM »
They'll CG it out for the Blu-ray.

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« Reply #433 on: May 06, 2019, 12:23:06 PM »
They really have diverged from the books

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« Reply #434 on: May 06, 2019, 12:29:35 PM »
product placement is getting out of hand

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« Reply #435 on: May 06, 2019, 12:40:00 PM »
Like this dumb biiiaaaatttccchhh already knew that Cersei’s army has dragon piercers. Obviously they’re gonna bunker down and make more of them to defend the capital. What was she expecting going with a handful of ships like a dumbass?

The quality of writing on this show  :notlikethis

According to Weiss and Benioff, she "forgot" about Euron's fleet

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They can’t keep getting away with it

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« Reply #436 on: May 06, 2019, 12:44:42 PM »
All these SJW nerds whining about Sansa normalizing rape when all she did was give a cliche “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” speech.

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« Reply #437 on: May 06, 2019, 12:47:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/JorCru/status/1125284156773003265

I've yet to watch this ep but to be fair to the writers Dany makes the tactical decisions you'd expect a 'Yaaaasss queen' who thinks she's destined to win to make.
If I recall Dany made piss poor tactical decisions throughout the entire series so it fits.
 
Such a shame Stannis is MIA. Westeros is in dire need of a capable general right now. We will have a bunch of amateurs savagely killing eachother without even a hint of tactics.
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« Reply #438 on: May 06, 2019, 12:48:51 PM »
I guessed that the reason only Missandei was killed and no arrows were shot at Dany, Tyrion, or Grey Worm was because Dany has a deep bench of people to take the reins of the army. Jon and Gendry can both be recognized as rightful claimants to the throne and Sansa has wanted to be queen of Westeros for almost a decade.

You just kill Missandei and you provoke Dany into marching on the city and turning the Westeros population/bannermen against her. Plus risking her last dragon. It's a better move than waiting out a siege.




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« Reply #442 on: May 06, 2019, 01:12:20 PM »
cup of coffee in the big time!



*editor's note: how do we not have macho man emoji  :(
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« Reply #443 on: May 06, 2019, 01:23:20 PM »


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« Reply #445 on: May 06, 2019, 01:39:46 PM »
Such a shame Stannis is MIA. Westeros is in dire need of a capable general right now. We will have a bunch of amateurs savagely killing eachother without even a hint of tactics.
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« Reply #446 on: May 06, 2019, 01:48:06 PM »
Stannis was the dumbest character.

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« Reply #447 on: May 06, 2019, 01:56:55 PM »
who woulda thought that Nintex's fantasy politic is as bad as his regular politic

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« Reply #449 on: May 06, 2019, 02:07:23 PM »
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.
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« Reply #450 on: May 06, 2019, 02:18:09 PM »
Varys was Jaime Lannister the entire time

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« Reply #451 on: May 06, 2019, 02:24:16 PM »
My predictions:

- Arya is going to KL because now this makes Dany family. Unlike Sansa she will honor it. With the knowledge that Dany's fleet is in tatters, she knows Jon and Dany (who is now considered family) will likely die. So she's going to fight to try to kill Gregor. Maybe Cersei. I have no idea why she's going but this is my best guess.

- Tyrion survives this war, then dies a year later from alcohol poisoning

- Greyworm dies from looking constipated

- Arya tries to kill the Mountain, dies in the process, Hound cries, kills Gregor

- Daario arrives with thousands of soldiers

- Jaime kills Cersei and they both die together. He loves Cersei; he hates Cersei. No way Jaime could ever kill her without ending his life as well.

- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen. Varys has her killed. With less generals looking out for her this is easily feasible.

- Jon becomes King, not wanting it, losing everything he cherishes in the process: his home (Winterfell), his love (Dany), and inherits a kingdom in tatters.

- Bran fucks off beyond the wall never to be seen again.

- Jon separates the kingdoms. Sansa will become Queen of the North. She rules as the last of her family, the girl who dreamed inherits a nightmare.
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« Reply #452 on: May 06, 2019, 02:28:12 PM »
Stannis was the dumbest character.

One of the best epic fail guys outside House Stark in this dumb show. :lol

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« Reply #453 on: May 06, 2019, 02:38:56 PM »
- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen.

Missandei's last words make me think we might hear Dany yell "burn them all!" before getting got.

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« Reply #454 on: May 06, 2019, 02:41:46 PM »
lol Cinidi's predictions seem kind realstic

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« Reply #455 on: May 06, 2019, 02:43:17 PM »
- Dany torches KL, fulfilling her place as the mad queen.

Missandei's last words make me think we might hear Dany yell "burn them all!" before getting got.

Precisely.

She wins the war and is killed for it when she shows a complete lack of mercy the same way she showed Sam's family. This will show Varys he was right, she'll be killed on the spot and Jon will be named king.

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« Reply #456 on: May 06, 2019, 02:43:52 PM »
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.

Cersei gets impaled on the Iron Throne. Book it
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« Reply #457 on: May 06, 2019, 02:48:13 PM »
My suggestion on how the show ends.

Jaime goes back to King's Landing. He breaks in and sees Cersei at the top of King's Landing. They kiss passionately then he says "The things I do for love....of the realm!" and grabs Cersei and jumps off the tower with her in his arms. Then on the way down Arya comes out of nowhere and stabs Cersei on the way down, killing her before she hits the ground. Then Arya jumps away and shows up later unscathed looking at the bodies.  Fade to black.

Cersei gets impaled on the Iron Throne. Book it
by euron or jamie this time? or both at the same time  :drool :drool
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« Reply #458 on: May 06, 2019, 02:50:52 PM »
arya steals jamie's face and then bangs out cersei, decides to say "fuck it" and they murder those northern bums and dragon broad and then rule together for the rest of time

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« Reply #459 on: May 06, 2019, 02:53:22 PM »
Arya might kill Qyburn and take his face and gets Euron. :ohhh

If Arya does live, I suspect she'll go back to Braavos assuming she's not wanted by the guild.
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« Reply #460 on: May 06, 2019, 03:03:26 PM »
In any of the various media of Gantz does any of it make sense?
the manga makes sense, it's stupid and magical, but it makes sense

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« Reply #461 on: May 06, 2019, 03:21:01 PM »
For real though is Arya just done with the face change tech

She used it for Frey and fucking around with Sansa last season and that's... pretty much it

In a world based around a "Game of Thrones," being able to perfectly imitate anyone's appearance (and voice apparently?) goes a lot farther than "raise some zombies up lol" I would think...


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« Reply #463 on: May 06, 2019, 04:41:20 PM »
It really needs to be said lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bl9a8p/spoilers_the_sheer_number_of_people_who_cant_read/

Well actually... (starts at about 4:30)



(trash showrunners are trash, they could be lying tho)
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« Reply #464 on: May 06, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »
Remember last season when they tried to bait viewers into thinking Arya and Sansa wanted to kill each other? Same tactic but reverse. Except it's well done here. It's the the romance drama trope where one character is like I LOVE HER but he really doesn't. He doesn't want to hurt Brienne so they obscure his intentions. They think their viewers are distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed so they say,"Jaime loves Cersei" to make people think he's coming back to her.

Don't listen to a single thing the show runners say. It's a fake out attempt. Except this fake out includes a long depressed look into a fire before departing, leaving quietly into the night, "she's hateful", oh and btw the sister I did all these awful things for just sent an assassin to kill to me all in the same damn episode.

Because D&D think their viewers are idiots.
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« Reply #465 on: May 06, 2019, 04:54:27 PM »
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?
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« Reply #466 on: May 06, 2019, 04:58:38 PM »
the next two episodes are gonna be total clusterfucks

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« Reply #467 on: May 06, 2019, 04:59:47 PM »
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?
This is basically GRRM's inner monologue whenever he sits down to write and decides to do something else instead.

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« Reply #468 on: May 06, 2019, 05:09:37 PM »
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?

Episode 5: big battle, ends shitty for Dany/Jon/etc, probably kill last dragon, take a bunch of captives

Episode 6: Arya, Hound, Jaime, and Hot Pie ninja invade KL, lots of murderation ensues, show ends the only way it could...

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« Reply #469 on: May 06, 2019, 05:16:56 PM »
arya steals jamie's face and then bangs out cersei, decides to say "fuck it" and they murder those northern bums and dragon broad and then rule together for the rest of time
if the show wasn't so racist cersei would have a BBC daddy  :maf
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« Reply #470 on: May 06, 2019, 05:18:34 PM »
So given all the content and politics in play I'm assuming:

ep 5 - entire thing is one big battle?
ep 6 - battle continues for an hour? final hour is ending for all characters?
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« Reply #471 on: May 06, 2019, 05:25:11 PM »
Cersei stashed a shiton of wildfire under KL. Dany blows up a cache starting a chain reaction that burns down the entire city.

She gets blamed for it, is labeled a terrorist and Jon starts getting all the clout.

I guess Jamie kills Cersei, Hound kills Mountain and Arya does something before all that.

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« Reply #472 on: May 06, 2019, 05:41:28 PM »
Buddy mentioned a good point: Euron is oddly quiet when Tyrion loudly proclaims Cersei's pregnancy... :thinking

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« Reply #473 on: May 06, 2019, 05:42:23 PM »
Ep 5 - climax
Ep 6 - Return of the King style multi-epilgoue

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« Reply #474 on: May 06, 2019, 05:44:29 PM »
Ep 5 - Arya Kills Cersei
Ep 6 - Arya kills everyone left in Westeros.

Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."  :neogaf
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« Reply #475 on: May 06, 2019, 05:53:06 PM »
Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."  :neogaf

Who said this again?
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« Reply #476 on: May 06, 2019, 06:08:28 PM »
TBH how the fuck are you going to end all this in just 2 more episodes? HOW?

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« Reply #477 on: May 06, 2019, 06:10:55 PM »
Also, "I couldn't love him.....not the way I love you."

Who said this again?

Dany posthumously dunking on Jorah.

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« Reply #478 on: May 06, 2019, 06:13:01 PM »
Jon walks towards Dany and wants to embrace and comfort her like old times. She sticks a knife in his stomach. He dies and she drops her knife and sits on the throne.
"FWOOMP" a crossbow arrow kills her. "I don't want to lose Highgarden to some uppity dragon cunt". Bronn says as he arrives on the scene. "I hope you still remember" he says to Tyrion.

Tyrion sends a raven towards the front hoping that Davos will receive word that Jon Snow is dead and that they need help.
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« Reply #479 on: May 06, 2019, 06:22:34 PM »
Been watching reactions to GoT s8 for laughs.



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