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[Raist]

Speaking of horrifying PSAs

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It‘s not a real PSA, only in the style of old PSAs that aired in the 80s

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BORK PLS

[PogiJones]

Speaking of horrifying PSAs

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It‘s not a real PSA, only in the style of old PSAs that aired in the 80s

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5:48

BORK PLS

[VomKriege]

Man, hopefully no one on ERA is remotely familiar with wargames and board games, like the currently popular series birthed by CIA analyst Volko Ruhnke.

oh god at everything that ResetERA.com could fill their servers with if they ever paid any attention to the content/authors of board games

I mean wargames were invented by Prussians, which literally are some sort of Nazi Russian precursor (like Gamergate).
Gamers 

[Potato]

Fast and the Furious 1-4 
Fast and the Furious 5-whatever they’re on now

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Anyone care to explain why there is a picture of a 12 year old boy in a bikini in this post?

[Transhuman]

Anyone care to explain why there is a picture of a 12 year old boy in a bikini in this post?

“People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer.”
― Andrew Smith

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-‘liberal’-late-night-talk-shows-became-a-comedy-sinkhole.112734/

Late-Night talk shows have become painfully unfunny as they all attempt to cheaply cash-in on Trump's presidency with the most obvious jokes ever.

Unlike videogame message boards.

Some good formatting.

I was thinking the other day about how a lot of conservative communities use annoying terms like "Obummer", "Killary," and "Beta O'Rourke". Then I realized the left loves to shout stuff like "Drumpf," "Cheeto" and "President Shitbag" so it's probably equally annoying for those on the other side.

"Killary" was a term based on a lie.
"Obummer" was said by people who hated Obama because he was black.
"President Shitbag" is pretty fitting of a title for a racist who literally admitted to sexual assault.

I don't disagree but taking comedy advice from this guy self described as...

Miles Klee is MEL’s resident tank-top dirtbag, shitposter and meme expert. He’s also the author of the novel ‘Ivyland’ and a story collection, ‘True False.’

What a shit posting memeboy. Fucking lul. Funny how he mocks boomers when he sounds so fucking like them for a millennial.

Someone worked in CHAPO in this :

Chapo sucks tho

Including Samantha Bee as the thumbnail despite the fact that she makes good videos on subjects that aren't low-hanging fruit (like her catholic hospitals piece) is... to be expected from Chapo let's say.

It's not an official upload, so holding them accountable for what the uploader chose as the thumbnail is pretty dumb.

They also said her show and other late night shows were unfunny. Was her piece on catholic hospitals funny?

I'm glad you like her show.

Still not sure what you were originally implying about Chapo. Misogyny?

Obviously dude it's Chapo

She’s fucking awful. Remember her Glenn Beck coming together shit? Chapo is correct on this and actually one of the few funny political podcasts/shows around.

Where were you when the great Late Night wars happened ?

Comedy is pretty much dead at this point.

 

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I don't necessarily disagree with the substance of the argument, I suppose.

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[VomKriege]

[Greenwald] chooses to stay in Brazil as an openly gay man.

We'll see how that works out for brazil over the next few years.

Bolsonaro knows to not beef with his boss' other employees.

SOROS PUTIN

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-100#post-20064241

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1120009030875975681

Man I don’t like that he’s that easy to approach.

Yeah I didn't know MSNBC was into paparazzi tactics. Yikes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-98#post-20050110

 

[VomKriege]

Anyone care to explain why there is a picture of a 12 year old boy in a bikini in this post?

“People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer.”
― Andrew Smith

We don't need more aggressive commentary on Israel than what filler already posts.
 

[Transhuman]

Israel? My comment was in support of Gal Gadot sexy hot body.

Can we leave politics out of lechery please?

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/comedian-volodymyr-zelensky-wins-ukranian-election-to-become-president-elect.112757/#post-20050768

https://www.resetera.com/threads/comedian-volodymyr-zelensky-wins-ukranian-election-to-become-president-elect.112757/#post-20052785

Thankfully, at least on paper, his politics are in line with the guy he beat w/ NATO/US/Russia etc.

The problem with "anti-establishment anti-corruption" outsider candidates is that they often deliberately (Trump) or accidentally enable corruption because they don't know what they're doing.

It's more nuanced than that. He and Kolomoyskyi, the oligarch who is backing him, were downplaying Russia's role in the war. He platformed on bribing peace through direct talks and deals with the self-proclaimed republics which is exactly what Russia wants. The optimal solution for them would be to reintegrate those parts into Ukraine to be able to veto Ukraine's moves to join EU and NATO.

Fan-fuckingtastic.

 

Ah so Putin wins again?

So where does this one rank on the bigot scale?

Sit down and listen, Ukrania.

[PogiJones]

Israel? My comment was in support of Gal Gadot sexy hot body.

Can we leave politics out of lechery please?

Local stand-up comedian doesn't get jokes

[VomKriege]

Here's a question: At what point do voice actors get some of the blame for enabling this obvious sexualisation of minors?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japanese-devs-obsession-with-child-child-like-characters-trope-and-how-problematic-it-is.112606/page-14#post-20061057

I think the only safe route at this point is to just stop including child characters in video games full stop.

Persona 5 is literally a dating sim for adults who want to date children

[Transhuman]

I'd rather not understand jokes than not understand hot ass

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[Ghoul]

Atlus banned when?

[VomKriege]

I'd rather not understand hot ass than not understand houmous.

[VomKriege]

That primary thread is delivering

Leftists/socialists/demsoc/socdems need better representation on the mod/admin team here, period. There's an obvious bias.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-new-thread-same-old-candidates.109166/page-123#post-20053574

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Saying a candidate is a plant is a huge accusation, that said person entered the race to only attack or sabotage someone, in this case Bernie Sanders. Making such accusations without proof is nothing more than peddling in conspiracy theories and that has and will always be a bannable offense. We understand that posters will employ heated rhetoric from time to time, but we have to draw the line at conspiracy theories.

*Mod Admirals Note: statement does not automatically apply to any other threads, or even this one in certain circumstances, thanks and keep up the good work*

[Potato]

I'd rather not understand jokes than not understand hot ass

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Hot ass? I could iron my fucking shirt on that ass. Gimme some round Latin or Southern European ass any day of the week over that stick insect in lingerie.

[Ghoul]

Shockingly the attacks were carried out by Islamist group ..

How will rusty nail dodge this religion bullet?

Probably like the retort they are

[jorma]

That primary thread is delivering

Leftists/socialists/demsoc/socdems need better representation on the mod/admin team here, period. There's an obvious bias.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-new-thread-same-old-candidates.109166/page-123#post-20053574

They need better left wing representation on the entire forum, because what they've got doesn't warrant representation on the mod team.

[Transhuman]

Not flat, toned.

Flat has a negative connotation. Flat soda=bad. Flat wheel=bad. Flat Earth=bad.

[Potato]

Not flat, toned.

Flat has a negative connotation. Flat soda=bad. Flat wheel=bad. Flat Earth=bad.

Flat toned then

[BIONIC]

I'd rather not understand jokes than not understand hot ass

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Hot ass? I could iron my fucking shirt on that ass. Gimme some round Latin or Southern European ass any day of the week over that stick insect in lingerie.

On a scale of 1-10, how sharp are her knees? And how much do I have to pay you to fuck her with your magnum dong?

[Potato]

I'd rather not understand jokes than not understand hot ass

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Hot ass? I could iron my fucking shirt on that ass. Gimme some round Latin or Southern European ass any day of the week over that stick insect in lingerie.

On a scale of 1-10, how sharp are her knees? And how much do I have to pay you to fuck her with your magnum dong?

Monica says hi!
 

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[VomKriege]

So it begins... The Ass Wars.

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I like physiques like Gal. To each his own.

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[Potato]

Once more unto the breach

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[VomKriege]

We just going to post gifs of people exploding?

I thought i was on era. Not 8chan.

This thread is not an authorized Fun Zone™. Please go into a Fun Zone™ to enjoy staff approved fun and bans.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tesla-model-s-battery-explodes-in-parking-garage.112752/page-4#post-20061358

It is way too early to know if the battery was at fault or if it was arson. Tesla has a LOT of haters.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranded-in-la.112828/

Im stuck on the streets of LA
I need somewhere to go, what do?
I dont know anyone here
My friends bf fake tried to kill himself so im stuck alone in the streets with all my shit
Twas a mistake to stay with 21 year olds who are in an abusive relationship
I dont have enough for a hotel room out here
I didn’t anticipate any of this and dont know anyone else
My flight out isnt until Wednesday
I have no idea where tf i am or where to go

Edit : He's getting some help but he got swindled apparently ?

I starve
They took all my vacation money

[VomKriege]

They were so adamant about not wanting to show anything so early, for fear of people crying "downgrade" down the road.
And yet they showed it anyway

.
Yet again. Gamers prove they're scum.

God, those people make me sick.

#Gamersriseup

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cyberpunk-2077-dev-“i-would-say-that-the-game-is-pretty-different-to-what-we-showed-last-year”.112814/#post-20063346

The idea of "Getting rid of User Reviews" for Video Games is so odd to me.

People whose reviews are worth a damn are already getting paid for it and that's the reviews I'll read. They're called video game journalists

Gamers can't be trusted. End of.
User reviews are completely useless for video games. The audience is just too toxic.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-idea-of-getting-rid-of-user-reviews-for-video-games-is-so-odd-to-me.112748/#post-20048459

[Don Rumata]

First they shit on Yuka's ass; then they post Mr. Skeletal's wife. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Are there more than 2 genders yet if they are going and changing things anyway?

Its outrageous CDP haven't added this feature when it is a standard in titles like

[Joe Molotov]

Imagine if a game based on Vietnam was being made and for consultation, they bring in Robert McNamara and Henry Kissinger and advise on the efficiency of, "the mass killing of civilians and the premeditated, wholesale destruction of the environment using chemical defoliants such as Agent Orange."

if they brought in McNamara I think we're missing the bigger picture here, dude's been dead for like a decade or more

Get him out here.

[Snoopycat_]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranded-in-la.112828/

Im stuck on the streets of LA
I need somewhere to go, what do?
I dont know anyone here
My friends bf fake tried to kill himself so im stuck alone in the streets with all my shit
Twas a mistake to stay with 21 year olds who are in an abusive relationship
I dont have enough for a hotel room out here
I didn’t anticipate any of this and dont know anyone else
My flight out isnt until Wednesday
I have no idea where tf i am or where to go

Edit : He's getting some help but he got swindled apparently ?

I starve
They took all my vacation money

Noticed the mods only appeared after the others had already helped her out. Waiting for Bronson Lee/Nicole to jump in and take credit for the community's goodwill

[nachobro]

Stranded in....Santa Ana 

[Raist]

Neither are mods anymore.

[HaughtyFrank]

Are there more than 2 genders yet if they are going and changing things anyway?

Its outrageous CDP haven't added this feature when it is a standard in titles like

It's outrageous that they wouldn't add this to a cyberpunk game when there's so many iconic non-binary cyberpunk protagonists like

[Bananas]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/jaxs-mk11-tower-ending-gets-hella-woke-aka-wakanda-ending.1477774/page-5#post-254069386

Why do SJWs hate escapism so much? Why do they feel the need to inject politics into everything?

I remember back in the 2000s gaming was such a great escape from the post 9/11, Iraq war, George W Bush days, I guess if games were made then like they are today there'd be endless haranguing about Dubya.

Sure, on occasion a game would get political, which is fine, but it wasn't everything, when even something as goofy as Mortal Kombat is political, you know things have gone too far.

And generally games that did have social commentary did so in a way that wasn't such cheap, lazy pandering, take Gears of War for example, there was certainly Iraq war undertones to the whole thing, but you could also just enjoy it as a fun sci fi shoot 'em up, it wasn't as obvious about it as it would be today.

I truly remember the era of apolitical games like FFVII, MGS and Xenogears!

Also I think Bloodlines came out around those times and it was visibly critical of Bush's administration.

[Uncle]

Sri Lanka terror thread

https://www.resetera.com/threads/multiple-bomb-blasts-across-sri-lanka-on-easter-sunday-update-290-dead-over-500-injured.112698/post-20069806

Hearing about this really makes my skin crawl. I was on Sri Lanka just last year in September/October. RIP to the victims I hope everyone involved in this gets punished hard.

 

stay safe

[nudemacusers]

I was just drinking Ceylon white tea. This cup is giving me a lot to think about.

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stranded-in-la.112828/

Im stuck on the streets of LA
I need somewhere to go, what do?
I dont know anyone here
My friends bf fake tried to kill himself so im stuck alone in the streets with all my shit
Twas a mistake to stay with 21 year olds who are in an abusive relationship
I dont have enough for a hotel room out here
I didn’t anticipate any of this and dont know anyone else
My flight out isnt until Wednesday
I have no idea where tf i am or where to go

Edit : He's getting some help but he got swindled apparently ?

I starve
They took all my vacation money

OP was getting rattled

I can’t believe people travel without having backup funds in contingency situations. Hope it works out for you.

ya i cant believe im not well off financially either

It sucks not being financially secure, but then why travel if you can’t afford it?

Anyways, I don’t want to make you feel even more shitty in your already shitty situation.

lmfao yer right

im poor so i should just stay in my poor bubble and never try to do anything out of my own means ever

Is this is the part where all the dads of resetera scold me for being poor while traveling lol

 

YES

DON'T DO THINGS BEYOND YOUR MEANS JESUS CHRIST

"oh what, I should just be poor and suffer??  So I bought a TV and a computer and a PS4 Pro and a car all on credit and now the bills are due and I can't afford it and they're being repossessed, so I need to suffer through this just because I'm poor?!"

Every time you make a thread it's always something stressful goddamn

You’re not wrong

The universe h8’s me

Why yes the universe does tend to hate those who make a series of bad decisions of their own volition

[jorma]

well now i know at least one uncle who never did the european interrail backpacking tour in his broke ass youth

[Transhuman]

They took all my vacation money

I wish she'd explain what that actually means. Seems like she could just call the cops, get money back?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[marrec]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

[bork]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

I wouldn't be going off on vacation if I didn't have the money for it, no. 

[Joe Molotov]

They took all my vacation money

I wish she'd explain what that actually means. Seems like she could just call the cops, get money back?

 

Calling the cops in 2019. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

Yeah, and thats what shit like the lockers at airports / train stations are for; so you don't have to carry all your shit around with you if you miss a connection.
Any transport hub that runs 24 hours is literally a place where people who are stuck somewhere waiting for a ride out loiter

[Coffee Dog]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

i wish i lived a life where i could think of running out of money and possessions in a foreign place as an exciting adventure

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-11-review-thread.112859/page-4#post-20073132

Does this mean we should only talk about negative shits  and ignore all good things ? Because thats literally all pages. ERA and internet forums love some NEGATIVE hate shit right ? Everyone can understand from one message but all here parroting same things. Like wow, why nobody talks how animations improved  or terrible faces from MKX is like god-tier now?

Top o' the page Yuka:

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[marrec]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

I wouldn't be going off on vacation if I didn't have the money for it, no.

Well look at you mister fancy pants vacation planner man

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

i wish i lived a life where i could think of running out of money and possessions in a foreign place as an exciting adventure

Motherfucker it ain't exciting what are you on about? Y'all love making shit up to get on people about just as much as ERA

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-11-review-thread.112859/page-5

Went on twitter to see if people were bringing up the grind directly to them now that it’s more widely known and just came to find a lot of “why are the men half naked and sexualized and the women covered and ugly?!”

CORE VALUES

[agrajag]

marrec

 

[VomKriege]

They took all my vacation money

I wish she'd explain what that actually means. Seems like she could just call the cops, get money back?

 

I haven't checked the thread since but it was implied she (I'll trust transhuman for the pronoun) was supposed to stay with her "friend" and was kicked because of some drama between her friend and the bf. It's all pretty vague but it would seem her money was taken by the people she was lodged in which, regardless of being "friends" or some couch surfing rental, would seem not entirely kosher.

Edit : checked the thread and that's what people are trying to clarify. I mean the people on that thread were cool and helping, more power to them... Even up to offering PayPal transfers with some cash, which I find incredibly nice and naive, especially since OP story is still vague and confusing at that point.

[HaughtyFrank]

The real offense isn't to travel without a dime, the real offense is to post on RE to get help

[VomKriege]

Sure, it's generally good advice to have "contingency funds" but lmao that's not exactly the norm when traveling for young people these days y'all never went somewhere by the skin of your teeth and on a whim and a prayer?

No. But I'm incredibly boring I suppose.

[nachobro]

i'm more surprised that theres a young person out there that somehow managed to not be approved for a credit card in their life. this is the kind of situation that cc's are made for.

[bork]

i'm more surprised that theres a young person out there that somehow managed to not be approved for a credit card in their life. this is the kind of situation that cc's are made for.

Because

[VomKriege]

i'm more surprised that theres a young person out there that somehow managed to not be approved for a credit card in their life. this is the kind of situation that cc's are made for.

Yeah, "contingency funds" means at least a CC you can draft on for the bare minimum (in the case of ERA OP, a fare back to the nearby airport and changing the return ticket). I mean surely she had some change/funds originally planned for food and drinks ? Guess it depends on what "took all my money" mean.

[bork]

i'm more surprised that theres a young person out there that somehow managed to not be approved for a credit card in their life. this is the kind of situation that cc's are made for.

Yeah, "contingency funds" means at least a CC you can draft on for the bare minimum (in the case of ERA OP, a fare back to the nearby airport and changing the return ticket). I mean surely she had some change/funds originally planned for food and drinks ?

Who needs money when you can just go on Era and get free rides, places to stay, and funds paypal'd to you?