River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[FunSlower]

reading the trash talk thread is giving me so much joy. love talking shit, love it even more when you can tell people get upset.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-love-talking-shit-online-anyone-else-not-racism-or-personal-based.112921/

[BisMarckie]

I've seen people take their lives over online "banter."

[Boredfrom]

I absolutely hate it. Hate doing it, hate receiving it. Imo, that shit is only okay between people who have comfortably established that's it's okay to shit talk in competition. When you get matched with someone online, you don't know how people will react or what they're going through or their life experiences and tolerances, and unless you do, shit-talking is just diet harassment

 

"I love disrespecting people online! But it's going to seem normal because I think it's ok and I said I'm not racist!"

 

[nudemacusers]

Fighting games suck anyways.

There is a fork in one’s road as you get older:

A: go out and be social, make money and have sex 

or

B: stay inside to practice combos and research frame data 

[Boredfrom]

Fighting games suck anyways.

There is a fork in one’s road as you get older:

A: go out and be social, make money and have sex 

or

B: stay inside to practice combos and research frame data 

[paprikastaude]

I predict Era will have 3 Mortal Kombat thread reboots before all people that like it are banned. 

I hope all the Rousey supporters in the "Ronda Rousey is bad in MK11" thread get banned for transphobia, and all the Rousey haters get banned for misogyny.

It's not misogyny when the woman is STUPID or dares to dress like a whore with those short skirts.

[benita]

I've seen people take their lives over online "banter."

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Better stay away from RedMercury if you have a problematic post history.

[Ghoul]

Ronda won’t fight transgender fighters.

Fucking terf, how dare she value getting beaten the living shit out of.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bananas-might-go-extinct.112956/

If only the same could happen on the bire 

[HaughtyFrank]

I eat bananas for breakfast 

[Lonewulfeus]

I put peanut butter on bananas it’s pretty good

[BisMarckie]

Imagining how riotous drinks about a gallon and a half of Almond Breeze Banana Milk a week is my fetish.

[PogiJones]

So did we really lose nachobro to that like factory?

[Lonewulfeus]

TIL riotous sr’s balls produce Almond Breeze Banana Milk 

[Straight Edge]

it's not like MK games are known for great dialogue and voice acting..

[agrajag]

I drink about a gallon and a half of Almond Breeze Banana Milk a week.

almondboy 

[VomKriege]

it's not like MK games are known for great dialogue and voice acting..

Not only is Jax a black supremacist, but he is also a cop doing extrajudicial killings ? Yikes.

[Lonewulfeus]

Appropriating white culture 

[HaughtyFrank]

The n64 version is even better. Puts the presentation and voice acting on the same level

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/CarcinogenSDA/status/1119695253089349632
https://twitter.com/CarcinogenSDA/status/1119695256176484362
https://twitter.com/CarcinogenSDA/status/1119695257644539912

 

[bork]

Who? What?  Huh?

[Tripon]

Who? What?  Huh?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/speedrunner-calebhart42-banned-from-twitch-for-racism.112504/

Apparently this thread.

[Tripon]

How did Benji miss this doxxing?

https://twitter.com/Unikraken/status/1116421138995793920

[daemon]

How did Benji miss this doxxing?

https://twitter.com/Unikraken/status/1116421138995793920

oof, i just checked stinkles twitter. He's one of those guys that thinks that just because he has the verified check can tweet people like Chris Evans directly

https://twitter.com/franklez/status/1118214039849406465

[Transhuman]

That InfiniteBento thread is very confusing. What'd she do to get blocked by this other person? There are so many basic questions that it would take seconds to explain.

[shosta]

I agree. It's a good thing she's alright but you can't just post a thread like that and not give people some of the backstory.

So... she was friends with someone online, visited them in LA, and it turned out they were deeply unstable, dropped them off without any of their things, and sped off? At least give details of that encounter! And, yeah, if they stole your shit, file a police report!

[Uncle]

Cops won't do a thing

acab

[Uncle]

assigned cop at birth

[D3RANG3D]

Xbros and Sonytards can't handle another generation of domination by Nintendo. Cry more bitches, Mario is taking names and fucking your moms

Nincels

[Transhuman]

Cops won't do a thing

acab

It's a robbery and they know who did it

[benita]

Who? What?  Huh?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/speedrunner-calebhart42-banned-from-twitch-for-racism.112504/

Apparently this thread.

Half the time I see ResetERA mentioned on other websites its about gaming news that's breaking, and the other half is making fun of people for being histrionic psychos. If your only exposure to this place are the posts people link to in other threads, you'd assume its user-base is entirely filled with people who data-dive beta builds of games and get upset about doing the dishes.

 

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ronda-rouseys-voice-acting-for-sonya-in-mortal-kombat-11-is-not-good.112927/page-6#post-20095377

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sona_Sonara/status/1085982536327708674?

OK, I LOL'd.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-love-talking-shit-online-anyone-else-not-racism-or-personal-based.112921/

I prefer to put my headset to my buttocks and rip a giant fart into my microphone and thus consequently into my enemy's ears, but whatever OP...you do you.

[Transhuman]

Someday I hope they find the gene that causes trutherism

[thisismyusername]

Xbros and Sonytards can't handle another generation of domination by Nintendo. Cry more bitches, Mario is taking names and fucking your moms

Nincels

Holy shit. Hall of Fame this post, Bork.

[VomKriege]

IMO There is an almost paranoic surveillance around here that demands that everybody needs to be 100% militant all of the time. But everyone that tries to think slightly different on how these situations should be handled are quickly treated as racist/etc as well.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/speedrunner-calebhart42-banned-from-twitch-for-racism.112504/page-7#post-20038190

[Boredfrom]

IMO There is an almost paranoic surveillance around here that demands that everybody needs to be 100% militant all of the time. But everyone that tries to think slightly different on how these situations should be handled are quickly treated as racist/etc as well.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/speedrunner-calebhart42-banned-from-twitch-for-racism.112504/page-7#post-20038190

I'm not seeing much of anyone witchhunt Carci. His SJW comment is certainly oof-worthy though.

Never change, Novel.

[Lonewulfeus]

Wait, am I reading this correctly that the poster was a woman?

Is a woman white-knighting for white dudes at Microsoft?

Women can’t be knights

[Transhuman]

Women should stick to the fields they excel at like programming or military sniping, and leave the important stuff like being a chef or bricklaying to us men

[VomKriege]

Might already have been posted but...

The Super Smash Bro. Hunk to cool young dude Spectrum


https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-super-smash-bro-hunk-to-cool young dude-spectrum.112838/

Isn’t pit like 14?

actually he might be like a bajillion years old, i forget how time works in kid icarus world

Pit is a literal angel, its possible he's been alive since time immemorial

As a straight dude the ages of the guys weren't exactly a priority for me when making this list. Half of the cool young dude section are underage lol. :p

Pit was literally alive in the 80s, and they comment on how it's been 20 something years since the first game in KIU.

You realize that the video game Kid Icarus coming out in the 1980's doesn't mean that the protagonist was "literally alive in the 80's" right? And fourth-wall breaking references to twenty years passing since the first game came out have no bearing on the in-universe ages of the characters lol.

It's Kid Icarus. The fourth wall doesn't exist. It's canon.

IT'S CANON ! 1000 YEARS OLD ANGELS WOULD LOVE ANAL ! 

Oh Resetera...

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

User Banned (1 Week): Dismissing Racism, Concern-Trolling, Account in Junior phase

While I don't defend him, isn't it a bit too much to end his whole career over that? Many people I know use the word in that way, and while it isn't good, they don't mean anything bad. I know that you easily can bash me for this comment, but if you have watched him for some time you know hes a good harmless guy.
I hope he won't commit suicide...

  = dismissing racism?
"I hope he doesn't kill himself" said apparently sincerely = concern trolling?

I guess those streams were crossing as previously the "account in junior phase" excuse was for bullshit perms, but if its just for a week ban, why did the mod need to STFU, JUUUUUUNIOR him too?

[VomKriege]

Kirblar is being railroaded again in the primary thread 
Some posters are trying really hard to twist his posts into him supporting killing subhuman criminals despite making some pretty boilerplate arguments (he doesn't have an issue with capital punishment in theory but on practice no one can objectively guarantee no wrongly convicted innocent will be harmed). Somehow they spun it that far from arguing over the issue of curtailing the voting rights of convicted people.

Arabs can't dance, justifying warcrimes in Korea, his general view on the working class and now this nonsense. How utterly despicable

He's not doing himself any favours, as usual, but that's a ridiculous hatchet job.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-warrens-college-tuition-plan-includes-cancelling-college-debt.109166/page-144#post-20099508

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Not all markets should be served, especially if the tastes you have to cater to include ethnic cleansing, weird ass guidelines for depicting violence against nationals, and an enablement of repression and espionage.

Soooo you're saying videogame companies should quit pandering to the United States unique sensibilities?

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[Ghoul]

Why don't they at least show what status your account is on there?

When do you become a fully trained badge holder of SJW rights with a gun?

[Don Rumata]

Not all markets should be served, especially if the tastes you have to cater to include ethnic cleansing, weird ass guidelines for depicting violence against nationals, and an enablement of repression and espionage.

Soooo you're saying videogame companies should quit pandering to the United States unique sensibilities?

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[close]

No, because:
USA = Main game.
Other Countries = DLC expansion packs.

[Potato]

Today in oldGAF casual misogyny...

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-do-women-always-put-their-feet-on-everything.1477711/

Not much point picking out individual posts. Whole thing is an edgelord dumpster fire of angry incel tears dressed up as "Hur dur, womens be so dumb" posts.

[Snoopycat_]

Evilore desperately finding more ingenious ways to syphon cash from his sycophants

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-gold-gifting.1477963/

[VomKriege]

Oh Tyler, you missed the train, it's spaceships in jpeg you need to do now.

[bork]

Evilore desperately finding more ingenious ways to syphon cash from his sycophants

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/neogaf-gold-gifting.1477963/

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I paid out of pocket 12 dollars for a 4chan pass for the year. It’d be kinda hypocritical if I didn’t buy at least a single month of gold for me with this option, so here we are.

Thanks for allowing a way to purchase a non-recurring month.

[bork]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/gaf-has-reached-a-sweet-spot-in-terms-of-user-activity.1477468/

Simply put, this cannot last. So enjoy it while you can. We are in the process of fingering the G-spot of the online forum experience. As activity grows, the mod team will grow in tandem and bad things will start to happen. It will only take 1 or 2 cheeky, sneaky mods to bring back the puritan pyres where those of us with deviant beliefs will be burned upon and made examples of.

I said this today in discord. We picking up more activity day by day. Hey, even if the mods get more strict, I’m sure we’ll still be better than somewhere else

[Ghoul]

forums as a service, yet EA are the monsters RIGHT?

[Raist]

Wait, am I reading this correctly that the poster was a woman?

Is a woman white-knighting for white dudes at Microsoft?

Women can’t be knights

Objection!

Look up the Order of the Hatchet, for example.

Arguably, Joan of Arc was a Knight in anything but name, too.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Huh, one would expect more serious toughts from the mod team, not just blatantly drive by posts/trolling

Why? The mods are just normal posters on this subject.

On all subjects.

[Boredfrom]

I don't understand the anger over this. Like, it's on the internet now, it won't disappear. It's exactly like AM2R. Like, the person accomplished their goal, they finished the game, it's available for people who want it. Nintendo could have easily C&D'd it before completion but chose to let it get released first. They know what they're doing.

That is give them so much credit they don’t exactly deserve about this.

[Tripon]

How can the community be managed without a community manager?

Resetera is a lawless place ever since SweetNicole stepped down.

[james]

Kirblar is being railroaded again in the primary thread 
Some posters are trying really hard to twist his posts into him supporting killing subhuman criminals despite making some pretty boilerplate arguments (he doesn't have an issue with capital punishment in theory but on practice no one can objectively guarantee no wrongly convicted innocent will be harmed). Somehow they spun it that far from arguing over the issue of curtailing the voting rights of convicted people.

Arabs can't dance, justifying warcrimes in Korea, his general view on the working class and now this nonsense. How utterly despicable

He's not doing himself any favours, as usual, but that's a ridiculous hatchet job.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/2020-democratic-presidential-primary-ot2-warrens-college-tuition-plan-includes-cancelling-college-debt.109166/page-144#post-20099508

Kirblar getting fucked is life

[Superstar]

I cant take the marvel shilling anymore. And I like those movies.

[BisMarckie]

They are not even shilling, they are doing it for free.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I like how known musk hater srgo01 asks innocently:

Don't we already have another thread on this? https://www.resetera.com/threads/tesla-autonomy-day-event-livestream-11am-pacific-4-22.112903/

After he's posted like thirty times in the other thread.

[VomKriege]

They called off the hit on Kirblar by themselves though in paranoid terms it could be used at prep work for later reporting. But I don't see how things could get any better the closer we are to the primary. I think "leftists" feel they have more leverage this time round to try to shut down their opposition (One could say... It's their turn    ).

As much as I clown on Kirblar, this particular exchange was really strawmanning to the max.