River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Lonewulfeus]

Did we ever learn who Cauliflower of Love was?

 

[joeboy101]

they sell cashew fruit juice at the local Brazilian cafe. Is it poison?

No idea, but...

Raw cashews contain urushiol, a resin that is toxic if ingested and can cause rashes or burns if it contacts the skin.

To remove this substance, cashews must go through a rigorous roasting or steaming process to ensure they are safe to eat. This is why you will always see cashews shelled at the grocery store.

Cashews belong to the same family as mangos, poison ivy, and pistachios.

The harmful part of the cashew (which can also be found in mango plants) is the same ingredient that makes poison ivy poisonous.

[thisismyusername]

Eat a fucking dick Pogi.  I didn't dismiss anyone you twat.

And stop wingmanning TIMU

Woah, where the hell do I come into this?

[Momo]

was? he's gone?

RIP

did he meet a nice head of broccoli and run away to an oven disguised as a cheese chapel?

[Boredfrom]

Yuri doujinshis featuring lactation.

one post in four pages that didn't make me want to puke with disgust and i have no idea what it means

 

 

[agrajag]

they sell cashew fruit juice at the local Brazilian cafe. Is it poison?

(Image removed from quote.)

No idea, but...

Raw cashews contain urushiol, a resin that is toxic if ingested and can cause rashes or burns if it contacts the skin.

To remove this substance, cashews must go through a rigorous roasting or steaming process to ensure they are safe to eat. This is why you will always see cashews shelled at the grocery store.

Cashews belong to the same family as mangos, poison ivy, and pistachios.

The harmful part of the cashew (which can also be found in mango plants) is the same ingredient that makes poison ivy poisonous.

Yeah. So it's the nut itself that's bad, not the fruit. The fruit of a potato plant is also toxic.

[Lonewulfeus]

Fruits and nuts, I can’t think of a more appropriate topic of discussion on thebire.

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120427591972859905
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120706768269643778

[PogiJones]

This is the carepost future Pogi wants.

Neglect your kid to own the libs.

You better be grateful for all the likes you goldberg-harvested from my posts 

[PogiJones]

Woah, where the hell do I come into this?

A sock I guess? idk

[BisMarckie]

Two likes as kickback. 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weve-been-taking-the-mcu-as-granted.113060/

[PogiJones]

For fucks sake just drink water

Or drink delicious PepsiCo products like Dr.Pepper.

There's no period in Dr Pepper 

[BisMarckie]

Dr Pepper was not even a real doctor.

Could be worse, he could have been a Dr. h.c.

[killamajig]

 

[NegativeCrepe]

10 biggest ree-jects

10. The Kree: literally has reeee in his name
9. Slayven: sorts everything but his grammar
8. "Sweet" Nicole: nothing sweet about them
7. Messofanego: mess of a negro
6. Red Mercury: only person ever who would rather be black
5. Digital OP: thinks hes cornell west
4: Cerium: herded the lunatics
3. Nepenthe: wants to kill white babies
2. Enzom21: faked being black
1: Excelsheets: what can be said

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120427591972859905
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120706768269643778

Reading about MK 11 storyline spoilers, makes me think they are overthinking time travel consequences in the MK universe:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The main villain obsession with balance is the main reason why everyone is miserable in both main timelines. Liu Kang becomes a god and good again because love/friendship/mentorship/whatever and decides just fix the timeline again

[close]

MK storyline is cheesy and with the complexity of Saturday morning cartoon behind all the blood and gore.

[james]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weve-been-taking-the-mcu-as-granted.113060/

One guy gets it

They're the McDonald's of movies, you can go to any one of them and know exactly what you're going to get and know that it's something that you're probably going to like because just like franchisees they're all controlled by corporate to have that inoffensive and consistent taste.

[Oblivion]

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120427591972859905
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120706768269643778

Reading about MK 11 storyline spoilers, makes me think they are overthinking time travel consequences in the MK universe:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The main villain obsession with balance is the main reason why everyone is miserable in both main timelines. Liu Kang becomes a god and good again because love/friendship/mentorship/whatever and decides just fix the timeline again

[close]

MK storyline is cheesy and with the complexity of Saturday morning cartoon behind all the blood and gore.

It's even stupider though because it seems like an argument against having time travel scenarios entirely.

[PogiJones]

10 biggest ree-jects

10. The Kree: literally has reeee in his name
9. Slayven: sorts everything but his grammar
8. "Sweet" Nicole: nothing sweet about them
7. Messofanego: mess of a negro
6. Red Mercury: only person ever who would rather be black
5. Digital OP: thinks hes cornell west
4: Cerium: herded the lunatics
3. Nepenthe: wants to kill white babies
2. Enzom21: faked being black
1: Excelsheets: what can be said

Now you've done it; TIMU's gonna hang this one over your head for at least a week

[Boredfrom]

I usually don’t like time travel when it tries to be inserted in a story that takes itself hyper serious (something that MK is not doing even at its best).

[tummyfat]

Avengers Endgame: Did the Avengers ignore their moral imperative by not going back in time to stop slavery?(spoilers)

[PogiJones]

Rumpled Foreskin

He’s not the original though and I don’t know how long he has that name.  Other than that he’s just been Cauliflower of Love for a decade+

Being Cauliflower for a decade+ 

[Lonewulfeus]

Woah, where the hell do I come into this?

A sock I guess? idk

TIMU is a very classy guy, he only jerks off into the finest cashmere jizzrags.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Riotious doxxing

[shosta]

Jezebel - "Five Bore Users I Refuse to Call Daddy"

[Oblivion]

I usually don’t like time travel when it tries to be inserted in a story that takes itself hyper serious (something that MK is not doing even at its best).

Sure, but that's not what those clowns are complaining about. It's just a concern that's COINCIDENTALLY brought up in the context of...preventing slavery. 

edit: holy shit, when did that emoticon get its own animation? 

[Joe Molotov]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

No longer canonical in the Dr Pepper Cinematic Universe.

[Finbarfin]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/guardian-ed-the-only-way-to-rein-in-big-tech-is-to-treat-them-as-a-public-service.113125/

 

Why...

The techno-libertarian utopia they envisioned back then always left the fact that a significant portion of the population are degenerate assholes out of the equation. The founders of the net really only considered that people like themselves would be online.

Didn’t RE hates the shit out of Libertarians?

These goons are imagining an impossible future where the internet only consists of moderated content. That might be appealing to a lot of people in the next three to five years, but strictly technologically speaking, we're already heading toward a future where no one is going to be able to control the content of internet traffic in a meaningful way at all. VPNs already disguise all sorts of traffic so it just appears like generic SSL on a random port and P2P is being backgrounded in experimental social media apps (Aether being a good example) such that the end user can't really tell the difference from Reddit or whatever. If an encrypted, P2P social media application gets widely adopted, which is not at all outside the realm of possibility, who are REE types going to blame when there's not a Zuckerberg or whoever to point the finger at for supposedly not doing enough to police the community?

I'm not advocating for an unreadable internet full of garbage people or anything. That's why I'm on here and not 4chan or whatever. But the solution is in coming up with better tools to allow users to downvote undesirable content so it doesn't show up unless you're specifically looking for it. The idea that you can actually purge bullshit from the internet is a dumb crusade for people who don't understand how things work.

[Lonewulfeus]

Pretty bird, pretty bird.

[thisismyusername]

Woah, where the hell do I come into this?

A sock I guess? idk

Your ass. If you're going to say I'm somehow a wingman, at least back it up.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tampa-elects-first-openly-lgbtq-mayor.113194/

Wouldn't a better title be "Tampa elects first openly gay mayor"?

I don't think anyone could deny that trans folk are FAR more marginalised than homosexuals in 2019. Doesn't saying "woohoo progress for LGBTQ!!" kind of downplay the extreme discrimination and preconceptions that trans folk still face?

Not trying to be snarky here but I don't think lumping them together makes sense in this context.

[PogiJones]

Your ass. If you're going to say I'm somehow a wingman, at least back it up.

You're Transhumaning the joke right now.

And in case you Transhuman that joke, too, Transhumaning means to not get a joke.

Riotous told me to eat a dick. I told him to stop being your wingman. You're not the wingman in this joke; he is your wingman, and he's trying to get you head.

smh

[agrajag]

just suck his dick already pogi

[PogiJones]

What the crap TIMU, you blast me for my ranking list for like a week, but you give NegativeCrepe a like for his list? I'm so mad right now

[thisismyusername]

What the crap TIMU, you blast me for my ranking list for like a week, but you give NegativeCrepe a like for his list? I'm so mad right now

You put too much care into your list.

Meanwhile, Crepe basically shit out a shitpost instead of a care post. That's the difference: He clearly doesn't care about GAF 2.0 like you do.

[PogiJones]

I copy-pasted the site list and threw in some numbers. He made himself an ordered numbered list and concocted wordplay and such for each entry. 

[shosta]

I've liked Pogi more ever since I found out he was down with the flips. Honorary pinoy.

[PogiJones]

 

[shosta]

Does anybody have a girlfriend/SO that texts a friend 24/7?

My girlfriend thinks I’m crazy for wondering why she texts somebody 24/7 when they’re just friends. Like how do they find something to talk about all the time?

Can somebody just tell me I’m being dumb

This is a female friend right? Some people are heavy texters, you could look at some of the post counts here and think "how does anybody have that much to say on an internet forum"?

My girlfriend has a male friend she texts almost all the time. They don’t hangout really but they text all the time.

She doesn’t talk to much other people

[PogiJones]

Matagal na at wala akong kausap na marunong managalog, kaya nakalimutan ko and dami ng mga salita sa wika na ito. Kahit yong grammar ko ay hindi na maganda. Pero hindi ko makakalimutan ang kabaitan at pagkamapagbigay ng mga kaibigan doon. 

I think you said you don't speak Tagalog, but I'll take whatever opportunity I can to dust mine off, pangit as it may now be.

[shosta]

putang ina, hindi ako handa

I bet mac speaks tagalog. There's also samfish whose wife is a sexy filipina woman

[thisismyusername]

I copy-pasted the site list and threw in some numbers. He made himself an ordered numbered list and concocted wordplay and such for each entry. 

Yes, but yours is more clinical/care-posty and his isn't. Just compare the two and then see why I'd rag you because it's damn near Momo "top GAF mods!" thread award tier.

[PogiJones]

Just let me be mad at the injustice of your like 

[PogiJones]

Mac's a pinoy?

[thisismyusername]

Just let me be mad at the injustice of your like 

Not if I can get some hate-fuck sex out of it.

Mac's a pinoy?

Hispanic. Not Filipino, AFAIK.

[PogiJones]

Ah, that "kahit" was bothering me; had to look it up. Turns out I should have used "pantay pa." I did the classic blunder of a word-to-word translation. 

Just let me be mad at the injustice of your like 

Not if I can get some hate-fuck sex out of it.

Mac's a pinoy?

Hispanic. Not Filipino, AFAIK.

You won't! I'm just mad!

So why might mac know tagalog then?

[thisismyusername]

Because he's in the chAir Force, I guess.

[thisismyusername]

パーギージョンズは馬鹿外人だと思います。

グーガートランズレートがわかりません。

 

I think Perggy Johns is a fool.

I do not know the Gougat Transient.



Google翻訳を修正する、21337。

It should be: 私はPogi Jonesが最高のバカだと思います。

彼はグーグル翻訳を知らない。

[team filler]

10 biggest ree-jects

10. The Kree: literally has reeee in his name
9. Slayven: sorts everything but his grammar
8. "Sweet" Nicole: nothing sweet about them
7. Messofanego: mess of a negro
6. Red Mercury: only person ever who would rather be black
5. Digital OP: thinks hes cornell west
4: Cerium: herded the lunatics
3. Nepenthe: wants to kill white babies
2. Enzom21: faked being black
1: Excelsheets: what can be said

[shosta]

So why might mac know tagalog then?

i got confused

top of the page ruka

 

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[thisismyusername]

That's just gibberish at this point. Google Translate can't even detect what language that is (or it does but can't translate)

[remy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hoo-boy-jaxs-ending-in-mk11-is-quite-something-spoilers.112762/page-29

Look at all the fun they're having

[thisismyusername]

I am messed Rosencrantz garment, sprang up to translate, "google translator" letters, and latin to name.

From Klingon.

Oui luimt ymfyoc ica dra VVQ myhkiyka. UfU

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.)
Klingon is too deep of a language to be translated by a machine translator, there's a reason why it's a course for nerds who receive blank checks from their parents Linguistic majors.

Spoiler: That's not Klingon.  VVQ is a good indicator of what it is.

[Transhuman]

I don't get

[Tripon]

Wasted potential.

[nudemacusers]

The only language I speak is freedom

[Transhuman]

If you change you avatar i'll repay you somehow nudemac

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120427591972859905
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1120706768269643778

Reading about MK 11 storyline spoilers, makes me think they are overthinking time travel consequences in the MK universe:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The main villain obsession with balance is the main reason why everyone is miserable in both main timelines. Liu Kang becomes a god and good again because love/friendship/mentorship/whatever and decides just fix the timeline again

[close]

MK storyline is cheesy and with the complexity of Saturday morning cartoon behind all the blood and gore.

It's even stupider though because it seems like an argument against having time travel scenarios entirely.

Time travelling has completely fucked up this franchise imo, not that it wasnt fucked up before, but it's beyond fucked now.