Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5275251 times)

Transhuman · « **Reply #12000 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:42:15 AM »

Quote from: SmokyDave on April 25, 2019, 06:17:11 AM

Ironically, I know a few ladies that refer to their highest of heels as ‘fuck me shoes’. Those ladies are a lot more fun than the average Ree poster.

Not sure why some women think being able to withstand pain makes them more desirable.

Wearing heels, you're only going to impress foot fetishists.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #12001 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:51:38 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on April 25, 2019, 06:42:15 AM

Quote from: SmokyDave on April 25, 2019, 06:17:11 AM
Ironically, I know a few ladies that refer to their highest of heels as ‘fuck me shoes’. Those ladies are a lot more fun than the average Ree poster.

Not sure why some women think being able to withstand pain makes them more desirable.

Because it definitely does.

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Wearing heels, you're only going to impress foot fetishists.

And leg fetishists, bum fetishists, people with eyes....

Transhuman · « **Reply #12002 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:53:30 AM »

Gimme those flat sole ladies every time

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12003 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:58:48 AM »

I don‘t care either way about heels. I am all about visible femoral arteries.

Ghoul · « **Reply #12004 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:59:48 AM »

Sexualisation

ultra violence

SmokyDave · « **Reply #12005 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:06:24 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 06:58:48 AM

I don‘t care either way about heels. I am all about visible femoral arteries.

You filthy fucker. Keep that shit in the NSFW thread.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12006 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:16:09 AM »

Joke post... Or is it ?

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so appropriate: on the day Avengers: Endgame opens in theaters across America, the real-life Captain America (Joe Biden) is here to take back the Infinity Gauntlet (the presidency) from Thanos (Trump) and restore some centrist, bipartisan balance to the White House! Avengers (Democrats) Assemble!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/former-vp-joe-biden-announces-2020-presidential-bid.113471/page-2#post-20169787

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #12007 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:17:40 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 06:10:53 AM

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The design is incredible

RE, where standard ass clothes are "incredible design" and Persona 5 characters generic

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Real talk: Because the new character is the second youngest and will no doubt have a romance based storyline and her design is generic AF (Let's go with a bunny suit...and a half jacket...and a winchester...and a regular sword...it's good enough, fuck it), I'm expecting there to be MORE gross shit in Royal.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-persona-5-royal-remove-the-problematic-stuff-in-this-new-version.113279/post-20144811

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12008 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:20:43 AM »

I support the candidate that provides the most salt.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12009 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:25:57 AM »

The Big K keeps his best hits for PoliEra

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He talks like a 70+ year old socialist who was taught that viewpoint and never got challenged on it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot4-sum-up-the-last-400-pages-in-4.110586/page-125#post-20161395

Quote from: patientzero

There is an inherent naivete that serves to win over young, political naïfs but inherently loses those of us with experience. Because we know it's naïve.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12010 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:27:19 AM »

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Hopefully he at least picks a minority/woman for VP...

tokenism, true progressive values.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12011 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:29:36 AM »

Quote from: benita on April 24, 2019, 11:25:29 PM

If you have posting privileges on Reeeeee and don't bring up Enzom in that "as a minority" thread then you were raised on soy and it shows.

Almond Boy:

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12012 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:32:32 AM »

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As a leftist I'm relieved I'm not American and so won't have to choose between a fascist and a fascist enabler

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the likes of biden himself enable fascism just fine, so we're fucked either way if he's going to be trump's challenger, it's just going to be subtler

bork · « **Reply #12013 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:45:59 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-11-skins-will-cost-6-440-if-you-buy-every-single-one-ed-boon-responds-see-threadmark.113374/

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Over on reddit, user AccomplishedPoet8 crunched some numbers, and according to the math, it will cost you $6,440 in real-money to buy every skin currently available (thanks, PlayStation LifeStyle).

Quote from: Dreamwriter, post: 20153651, member: 17874

Sounds like they did it right - plenty of options for people to get the exact look they want. When you have that many skins it's not about "buying them all", it's about creating your personal look.

Quote from: Dreamwriter, post: 20153787, member: 17874

Why are people viewing this as a bad thing? That's what, more than 1200 skins? Do skins do anything but look different? If not, then there's no need to "catch them all". You earn the skins you want for the characters you play.

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Ed Boon says this is not true, BTW:
https://twitter.com/noobde/status/1121243237388357632

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BisMarckie · « **Reply #12014 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:47:06 AM »

Are these skins badass and fairly desexualized?

VomKriege · « **Reply #12015 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:50:00 AM »

Star Citizen model

bork · « **Reply #12016 on:** April 25, 2019, 07:52:06 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 07:47:06 AM

Are these skins badass and fairly desexualized?

And yet, RE wants MK Beach Volleyball!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-beach-volleyball-yay-nay.113475/

In the same thread:

Quote from: Opa-Opa, post: 20169975, member: 48690

The ire for the bikini wearing women would be insufferable... so yes please.

But... not only mortal kombat, but I support silly sports... would love an ultra silly soccer game (licensed if possible)

Holy shit...that can't be the same Opa, right?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12017 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:07:49 AM »

PC-Bore, can we talk about this:

https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121011708292734976

https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121014122529873920

https://twitter.com/Hampus0703/status/1121061341257707520

https://twitter.com/SiloxisEvo/status/1121032816140214272

https://twitter.com/SatisfactoryAF/status/1121300538673586178

When keeping it #EpicAF shoots your indie company in the head instead of releasing on #ChadSteam

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and all that.

Ghoul · « **Reply #12018 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:11:13 AM »

Days Gone is getting a paddling on review scores.

SONY WHY

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12019 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:16:22 AM »

The Satisfactory account is trolling.

But people seriously saying they‘ll pirate the game if isn’t on steam deserve to be tried at The Hague Court for Console War Crimes.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12020 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:17:31 AM »

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Loud Ninja's Days Gone thread count will end up being higher than the average score.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #12021 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:25:52 AM »

The Persona 5 chick is a dancer clearly. She’s wearing a leotard.

Fucking get over yourselves you fucking sexless prudes.

It must be a waking nightmare in the summer to see all kinds of girls some as young as 16, displaying their cleveage and other skin for you you fucks.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #12022 on:** April 25, 2019, 08:32:51 AM »

They’re the creeps that leer through their lank fringes from across the room. All that performative horror is just a way to cope with their internally-shameful arousal.

Bunch of repressed and dangerous cats.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12023 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:07:35 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

Borealis · « **Reply #12024 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:07:46 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 08:17:31 AM

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Loud Ninja's Days Gone thread count will end up being higher than the average score.

He's working in overdrive to deliver us links to those 8.5+ scores.

Quote from: Tofer

All those loud ninja threads had me fooled

Quote from: Ikuu

Well that is his job.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12025 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:18:20 AM »

Quote from: Momo on April 25, 2019, 04:06:26 AM

has a preceding N seriously become the N-word for these jokers? nmorons.

dude is clearly saying idiots with a weird accent

Yikes

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12026 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:20:46 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on April 25, 2019, 09:07:35 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

What’s the best catheter for the best MCU experience?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12027 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:27:10 AM »

Can’t wait for poligaf to celebrate Biden as the most progressive candidate ever.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #12028 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:36:11 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on April 25, 2019, 09:07:35 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/for-those-that-need-it-the-best-time-to-use-the-restroom-during-avengers-endgame-light-spoiler.113372/

I like how a guy called ElectricBlanketFire apparently has bladder problems. Wonder how the fire started.

Ghoul · « **Reply #12029 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:36:47 AM »

Reset: FUCKING TRUMP HE GRABS WOMEN BY THE PUSSY.

Reset: I love Biden he touches little girls.

YOU AIN'T SLICK.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12030 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:38:45 AM »

Should there be an international ceasefire as long as Avengers Endgame is in theaters?

PSA: Hide under your seat to see the movie a second time for FREE.

Should I cut ties with my brother after he spoilt Avengers Endgame for me?

Would you date someone who doesn‘t like the MCU?

How ~~the Nintendo Switch~~ Marvel saved my life.

Why Avengers Endgame is so important in this political climate.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #12031 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:40:13 AM »

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So will you vote for the creepy old white guy who likes to inappropriately touch women... or Donald Trump?
And it begins. Already we are seeing Hillary 2.0 attacks coming from the Left itself.

Congrats on 4 more years Trump.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/former-vp-joe-biden-announces-2020-presidential-bid.113471/post-20170014

Ghoul · « **Reply #12032 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:42:52 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 09:38:45 AM

Should there be an international ceasefire as long as Avengers Endgame is in theaters?

PSA: Hide under your seat to see the movie a second time for FREE.

Should I cut ties with my brother after he spoilt Avengers Endgame for me?

Would you date someone who doesn‘t like the MCU?

How ~~the Nintendo Switch~~ Marvel saved my life.

Why Avengers Endgame is so important in this political climate.

I just hope there is a ceasefire in theatres across america

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12033 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:02:37 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 25, 2019, 08:07:49 AM

PC-Bore, can we talk about this:

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12034 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:04:37 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/post-20175625

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
This is a review thread, not a reckoning. It's not acceptable to troll or antagonize other members because the reviews for a game either meet or defy your expectations. Cut it out and stay on topic.

LEAVE OUR SHILLS ALONE

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12035 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:20:16 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/post-20175735

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I wish people stop doing this its annoying like people cant be excited for a game here.
If you spend all that time hyping a game, talk about any positive coverage and downplaying any negative, and saying that people are going to 'eat crow' in the review thread you should probably expect to eat some of your own if those reviews don't go your way.

what? no, thats not how it works, fuck you User Banned (1 Day): Antagonizing other members

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12036 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:25:43 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/endgame-gameplan-for-snacks.113506/

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Nothing. I'm not risking the need to go to the bathroom. Also gonna take some Imodium hours before to clog me up.
Whatever it takes

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Seems like a lot of unnecessary effort to enjoy a silly kids film.

MODS HELP

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12037 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:26:43 AM »

ok that days gone review thread OT aleternate banner is pretty good

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12038 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:29:05 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 10:25:43 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/endgame-gameplan-for-snacks.113506/

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Nothing. I'm not risking the need to go to the bathroom. Also gonna take some Imodium hours before to clog me up.
Whatever it takes

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Seems like a lot of unnecessary effort to enjoy a silly kids film.

MODS HELP

fucking amateurs, they need to get their catheter and IV game on

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12039 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:37:33 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/not-all-minority-experiences-are-the-same-and-you-shouldnt-speak-with-authority-over-other-peoples-issues.113275/post-20177424

What about the perspective from a black woman like Candace Owens?

Are her opinions on black issues more valid than, say, a white liberal’s opinions? What would make one opinion worth more than the other’s opinion?

this is going to rustle some jimmies

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #12040 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:37:53 AM »

Dude there was a poster who said they were taking a week off of work for fucking Days Gone. A game they never fucking played thats not even part of an established series. A week!

There's being excited for a game and then there's being a fucking fucktard. Ree's hypemen for this games are fucktards.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12041 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on April 25, 2019, 10:37:53 AM

Dude there was a poster who said they were taking a week off of work for fucking Days Gone. A game they never fucking played thats not even part of an established series. A week!

There's being excited for a game and then there's being a fucking fucktard. Ree's hypemen for this games are fucktards.

There's always an underlying assumption that a platform owners published titles are going to be something special, even when all footage shown up to that point has the stench of mediocrity

Jansen · « **Reply #12042 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:47:12 AM »

Are the Sonyponies melting down over another mediocre exclusive

Ghoul · « **Reply #12043 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:49:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1121418846777245696

I cannot wait for his companies game to come out and be as badly received as Bish comic which was fucking shit.

Nuitangg · « **Reply #12044 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:49:23 AM »

Days Gone review thread

VomKriege · « **Reply #12045 on:** April 25, 2019, 10:56:19 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on April 25, 2019, 10:04:37 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/post-20175625
OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
This is a review thread, not a reckoning. It's not acceptable to troll or antagonize other members because the reviews for a game either meet or defy your expectations. Cut it out and stay on topic.

LEAVE OUR SHILLS ALONE

That banner is straight up immature and disrespectful.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12046 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:06:33 AM »

The crazy week thread genuinely made me sad. I went in expecting life experiences, balls deep excursions, seeing the ghost of Michael Jackson. What the internet got was more applauding of digital escapism.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12047 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:08:00 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on April 25, 2019, 10:04:37 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/post-20175625
OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
This is a review thread, not a reckoning. It's not acceptable to troll or antagonize other members because the reviews for a game either meet or defy your expectations. Cut it out and stay on topic.

LEAVE OUR SHILLS ALONE

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Honestly, I think Days Gone is a much better game than Dying Light in broad terms.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12048 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:10:04 AM »

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Wow, my 78 prediction was way too high.
Way too high? People take a break from the internet, you missed mc by 6 points, which is like the difference between a B and a B-,
maybe even less.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/page-46#post-20178810

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12049 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:10:19 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on April 25, 2019, 10:49:02 AM

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1121418846777245696

I cannot wait for his companies game to come out and be as badly received as Bish comic which was fucking shit.

Apparently, it did come out

Momo · « **Reply #12050 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:10:43 AM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on April 25, 2019, 06:15:12 AM

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Just..fuck high heels

VomKriege · « **Reply #12051 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:15:41 AM »

A wild bish appears

https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-review-thread-see-staff-post.113474/page-47#post-20179285

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12052 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:18:03 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on April 25, 2019, 10:47:12 AM

Are the Sonyponies melting down over another mediocre exclusive

There are no meltdowns, only chalkboard updates.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12053 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:18:59 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 25, 2019, 11:10:19 AM

Apparently, it did come out

that doesn't even sound like its their game, it sounds like they're doing bitchwork on someone elses game to pay the bills

Ghoul · « **Reply #12054 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:24:57 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on April 25, 2019, 11:18:59 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 25, 2019, 11:10:19 AM
Apparently, it did come out

that doesn't even sound like its their game, it sounds like they're doing bitchwork on someone elses game to pay the bills

that's what I thought as well. Doesn't sound like their game at all.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #12055 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:33:48 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/persona-5-scramble-the-phantom-strikers-announced-ps4-switch-musou-atlus-x-koei-tecmo.113489/page-27

Quote from: Ganondolf, post: 20177568, member: 37491

Shame on them for putting joker in smash if this is all atlus was willing to put on the switch persona 5 related. Every company would jump over backwards to have the character in smash and Nintendo agrees with atlus for this shit. Nintendo have not even put a xenoblade 2 character in from a studio they own that been doing amazing things for them.

Quote from: Ganondolf, post: 20179223, member: 37491

My concern is Nintendo elevating characters from developers that are butting no effort with switch releases, I don’t want switch to be like Wii where developers only put trash on.

Quote from: vestan, post: 20179408, member: 36943

Are you a Nintendo shareholder? Why do you care so much outside of meaningless corporate fanboyism? We got Joker in Smash which was fucking awesome and Scramble is coming to Switch. As a fan of the games, I'm excited, why aren't you?

Quote from: Ganondolf, post: 20179826, member: 37491

A dev treating switch like a second class citizen is not good for gaming.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12056 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:34:36 AM »

either way hes really leveraging that admin of resetera reach to get the word out about not rocket league

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12057 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:35:48 AM »

Developers are jumping over backwards to get their characters in Smash, and Atlus is butting in no effort!

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #12058 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:36:50 AM »

Persona 5

paprikastaude · « **Reply #12059 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:37:23 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on April 25, 2019, 10:49:02 AM

https://twitter.com/shinobi602/status/1121418846777245696

I'm so smart, I don't let stupid reviews tell me anything about clearly great games. It's really just clueless opinions - OPEN YOUR MIND SHEEPLE. *comes back fapping to meaningless scores for the next naughtydog trashfire a month down the line* /all reviewthreads for high budget shitgames

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Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5275251 times)