Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 3792894 times)

PogiJones · « **Reply #23340 on:** June 17, 2019, 01:53:32 AM »

Quote from: Glen on June 17, 2019, 01:50:26 AM

Quote from: PogiJones on June 17, 2019, 01:36:18 AM
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-mom-confronted-her-sons-classmates-over-bullying-and-was-arrested-for-it.123784/post-21953824
I had a bully in a grade 5 class I was subbing for two weeks. Fucker stabbed my hand with a pencil. I kept sending him to the office and staff wouldn't do shit about it. He would come back to class 5 minutes later and start shit again. I told the class I would keep them all in for detention every day because of the bullying. They turned on him.

The twist of "I had a bully in a grade 5 class" followed by "that I was subbing for two weeks" is just

First a 5 year old pushes over a grown man. Now a 5th grader is the bully of the substitute teacher. Won't somebody stop these children from terrorizing these adult men of RE?

He "had a bully" as in a bully was one of his students. Not that this kid bullied the teacher.

When I taught in Korea, they put most of the bullies and shit-stirrers all in one class that I taught once a week. So as you can imagine, that was my favorite hour of the week.

Edit: JFC, just scrolled up and saw those pics you posted. I'm going to have to murder you in the digital realm until we get past this page.

Frick, you're right.

Stupid Glen, ruining my fun.

PogiJones · « **Reply #23341 on:** June 17, 2019, 01:57:31 AM »

But hang on. If he was "a bully," not just to the sub, then why did the sub need to punish everyone to get them all to "turn on him"? If he was bullying other kids, wouldn't they already be against him?

Fun restored, bully only bullied the adult man.

PogiJones · « **Reply #23342 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:01:05 AM »

No one's ever heard of Pickles the Firecat. You're gonna need a better reference.

PogiJones · « **Reply #23343 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:10:31 AM »

I never said I wasn't Pickles

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #23344 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:14:29 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 17, 2019, 01:36:18 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-mom-confronted-her-sons-classmates-over-bullying-and-was-arrested-for-it.123784/post-21953824
I had a bully in a grade 5 class I was subbing for two weeks. Fucker stabbed my hand with a pencil. I kept sending him to the office and staff wouldn't do shit about it. He would come back to class 5 minutes later and start shit again. I told the class I would keep them all in for detention every day because of the bullying. They turned on him.

The twist of "I had a bully in a grade 5 class" followed by "that I was subbing for two weeks" is just

First a 5 year old pushes over a grown man. Now a 5th grader is the bully of the substitute teacher. Won't somebody stop these children from terrorizing these adult men of RE?

I still havent seen this 5 year old pushing over a grown man thread plz link

Tripon · « **Reply #23345 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:17:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/SweetestRads/status/1139348835803774977

Is this the change.org petition that will actually change people's minds?

PogiJones · « **Reply #23346 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:17:46 AM »

I haven't either tbh

Tripon · « **Reply #23347 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:20:10 AM »

It wasn't on resetera or gaf. It's was Benji finding some sort of non-related LGBT forum where one of the forum mods of that site had a run in with a 5 year old.

It's somewhere in this thread.

team filler · « **Reply #23348 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:20:45 AM »

dazz

PogiJones · « **Reply #23349 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:24:00 AM »

So not only does RE not have a substitute teacher member that has a 5th grader bully, but it wasn't a RE member that got pushed over by a 5 year old, either?

VomKriege · « **Reply #23350 on:** June 17, 2019, 02:37:16 AM »

CD Projekt Red just shot themselves in the foot. I don't know how much the rest of you know about Cyberpunk culture (I'm an expert), but utopia and kindness are huge parts of it.

VomKriege · « **Reply #23351 on:** June 17, 2019, 03:05:50 AM »

Otherwise it seems some ERA Discords have deleted their message history or have more restrictions because some of that stuff continues to make its way to third party sites.

NeoGAF still in full detective mode, now they discovered that Squiddo has a "NSFW Splatoon tattoo". I'm fairly certain we joked on that months ago, get on the ball guys. Also that he admitted on ERA dicking a minor (unprotected

) who lied about her age. They seem to infer from his posts that this mean she was below age of consent and not just 18- but that's not conclusive IMHO after reading in diagonal...

Squiddo was apparently banned in the meantime today for that 3 months old post. The Optics™ are not the best

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Not even one big YouTuber talked about this !!
Why is everyone so scared to talk ??

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-41#post-254595412

VomKriege · « **Reply #23352 on:** June 17, 2019, 03:23:02 AM »

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I don't know if you're Canadian or French OP but I hope it's the latter because France could use more people like you.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-38#post-254592325

Jenkem · « **Reply #23353 on:** June 17, 2019, 10:59:50 AM »

thebire was conspicuously down all night and benji is still nowhere to be seen

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23354 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:04:20 AM »

Quote from: Jenkem on June 17, 2019, 10:59:50 AM

thebire was conspicuously down all night and benji is still nowhere to be seen

Had to shut it down to keep neogaf from doxing all our squid porn

Momo · « **Reply #23355 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:06:36 AM »

purple gaf was at my window and took pics of my penis

bork · « **Reply #23356 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:21:41 AM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/can-gamestop-be-saved-post-suggestions.1487800/

Quote from: Bryank75, post: 254597527, member: 739097

I was thinking that despite Gamestop having higher prices than anywhere else and having terrible terms for their workers, it would still be a shame to see them go.

They are a huge employer and offer a physical space for gamers to congregate and discuss as well as get physical copies of games, collectors editions, memorabilia and buy their consoles.

My first suggestion is to cut down on the number of stores they operate, particularly when they have several within a small geographical area. In my nearest city alone they have three or four, all with the same products and all laid out similarly. There should be only one shop with all the stuff in those shops, minus the stuff that doesn't sell.

Please suggest a plan of action for Gamestop!

bork · « **Reply #23357 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:24:20 AM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-44

Quote from: KazGotokuHazuki, post: 254595142, member: 701789

Quote from: ROMhack, post: 254597023, member: 744317

Their delusions of grandeur are great.

Just theirs?

bork · « **Reply #23358 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:25:18 AM »

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-44

Quote from: JordanN, post: 254597770, member: 102402

Just bumping this post to say something important.

Don't ever feel demoralized by whatever Reset users say about us.

Remember, we're the ones who are in the right. Whereas Reset users can only throw tantrums and death threats to justify themselves.

Once again, don't feel demoralized. Anyone from 4chan or Reddit reading this, realize that Neogaffers are up against a much bigger threat than regular shitlibs. We're up against people who want us DEAD, the minute they take power.

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bork · « **Reply #23359 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:27:41 AM »

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1140617892016226305
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1140618898162585602
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1140620259101040640

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23360 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:30:36 AM »

Quote from: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-44#post-254598610

A certain forum webiste which I stumbled upon two days ago where people who have accounts here and on RE are discussing things that happen on those platforms is down since early today. It just says 504 bad gateway tiime-out whenever I try to access it. Alot of interesting things were on this forum and a ton of the names that were named by OP appear on this site aswell, not in a good way.

Stay safe, everyone browsing certain forums.

bork · « **Reply #23361 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:32:07 AM »

WHAT THE FUCK

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1140615369624657920
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1140615855652233216
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1140620472091938821

bork · « **Reply #23362 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:35:12 AM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #23363 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:37:22 AM »

Who tried to kill The Bore, those ERA fucks. Also, holy shit looks like we're gonna see NonceEra exposed huh?

VomKriege · « **Reply #23364 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:37:50 AM »

I'm fairly certain we riffed on those tattoos many months ago bu maybe I'm mistaken.

Ghoul · « **Reply #23365 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:38:26 AM »

Also I guess James got got huh?

bork · « **Reply #23366 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:39:43 AM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #23367 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2019, 11:30:36 AM

Quote from: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-44#post-254598610
A certain forum webiste which I stumbled upon two days ago where people who have accounts here and on RE are discussing things that happen on those platforms is down since early today. It just says 504 bad gateway tiime-out whenever I try to access it. Alot of interesting things were on this forum and a ton of the names that were named by OP appear on this site aswell, not in a good way.

Stay safe, everyone browsing certain forums.

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Seems the effort to stifle discussion about this is in full effect. Someone seems to be using DDoS attacks on smaller forums and other dirty tactics.

Yeah, considering how cutting edge The Bire is from a technical standpoint, it has to be a DDoS !

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-43#post-254596909

bork · « **Reply #23368 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:41:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1140623911710650370
https://twitter.com/brandonorselli/status/1139175965584584705

Jansen · « **Reply #23369 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:43:18 AM »

I posted about squiddo here several times. Reset mods knew about him and did nothing until now.

VomKriege · « **Reply #23370 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:44:38 AM »

Quote from: riotous on June 17, 2019, 11:27:32 AM

That JordanN guy is just a straight up white nationalist type?

He spergs a lot about the average IQ of races and how immigration was decided by them to fuck up our beautiful civilization.
Still less gross than his brown nosing when GAF imploded, somehow.

bork · « **Reply #23371 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:44:49 AM »

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1140593734138003456

bork · « **Reply #23372 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:46:06 AM »

https://twitter.com/TimeCommando/status/1140373170760880130
https://twitter.com/TimeCommando/status/1140389117190201347
https://twitter.com/TimeCommando/status/1140388627500978176

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #23373 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:51:26 AM »

Quote from: bork on June 17, 2019, 11:32:07 AM

WHAT THE FUCK

Is that tattoo picture....from jail?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23374 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:51:54 AM »

Quote from: Jansen on June 17, 2019, 11:43:18 AM

I posted about squiddo here several times. Reset mods knew about him and did nothing until now.

Even some people on RE were like "wtf dude" but I guess nobody reported him, or at least the cool people didn't.

VomKriege · « **Reply #23375 on:** June 17, 2019, 11:57:40 AM »

During downtime I saw this great quote from 2017 :

"The Bore is what NeoGAF would have been if GamerGate won."

Occam · « **Reply #23376 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:08:33 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 17, 2019, 11:57:40 AM

During downtime I saw this great quote from 2017 :

"The Bore is what NeoGAF would have been if GamerGate won."

But GamerGate has won.
Or so I'm told.

Jenkem · « **Reply #23377 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:10:38 PM »

IMP MIDNA IS NOT A CHILD SHE IS A FULL GROWN WOMAN TURNED INTO IMP-FORM BY ZANT YOU FUCKING CRETINS

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #23378 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:14:37 PM »

Jansen must have been hitting the turd water again.

bork · « **Reply #23379 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Jenkem on June 17, 2019, 12:10:38 PM

IMP MIDNA IS NOT A CHILD SHE IS A FULL GROWN WOMAN TURNED INTO IMP-FORM BY ZANT YOU FUCKING CRETINS

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james · « **Reply #23380 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:17:36 PM »

In light of the heightened attention now shining on The Bore dot com.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that the Splatoon characters are under 18. They are absolutely 18 or older.

Additionally, squids go through puberty at a very young age, which allows them to create and expel 11 pounds of eggs. That is why even if there was a misunderstanding and the squids were under 18 in squid years, they would actually be middle aged adults in human years.

Remember, these are Nintendo characters, and Nintendo would never authorize anything bad.

I also call into question any claims that you can meet minors on Splatoon. There is no voice chat. There is no text chat. Shit is locked down harder Metroid Prime 4.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23381 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:21:01 PM »

Plot twist: James is the 15 year old girl with autism in that story.

Ghoul · « **Reply #23382 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:22:49 PM »

James is armed and incoherent screeching with squid facts guys watch out please be safe out there.

marrec · « **Reply #23383 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:23:38 PM »

James is so brave

Uncle · « **Reply #23384 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Jenkem on June 17, 2019, 12:10:38 PM

IMP MIDNA IS NOT A CHILD SHE IS A FULL GROWN WOMAN TURNED INTO IMP-FORM BY ZANT YOU FUCKING CRETINS

What if "imp form" is just what young twili actually look like and Zant's spell was actually a de-aging one, we don't know

the other twili in the twilight realm don't look too far off from "imp form," they are probably adolescents

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #23385 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:27:37 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 17, 2019, 03:05:50 AM

Otherwise it seems some ERA Discords have deleted their message history or have more restrictions because some of that stuff continues to make its way to third party sites.

NeoGAF still in full detective mode, now they discovered that Squiddo has a "NSFW Splatoon tattoo". I'm fairly certain we joked on that months ago, get on the ball guys. Also that he admitted on ERA dicking a minor (unprotected ) who lied about her age. They seem to infer from his posts that this mean she was below age of consent and not just 18- but that's not conclusive IMHO after reading in diagonal...

Squiddo was apparently banned in the meantime today for that 3 months old post. The Optics™ are not the best

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Not even one big YouTuber talked about this !!
Why is everyone so scared to talk ??

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-41#post-254595412

They continue to handle this so fucking badly that it looks like they actually do have something to hide.
Randomly banning a couple of mobile games with active communites from discussion?
Trawling through historical posts to literally ban for 'off site drama' and 'internet detective work' because of 'the optics'?
Locking down tangentialy related discords?

like, whats next? making various subforums only visible to registered users?

james · « **Reply #23386 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:28:05 PM »

Quote from: marrec on June 17, 2019, 12:23:38 PM

James is so brave

If standing up for this is wrong, then I dont want to be right

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #23387 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:28:07 PM »

The mods are so bad at handling this. Locking discord archives doesn't look suspicious at all

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23388 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:29:21 PM »

Quote from: marrec on June 17, 2019, 12:23:38 PM

James is so brave

yet so controversial

FStop7 · « **Reply #23389 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:30:26 PM »

No pedo problem on RejectERA, though.

PogiJones · « **Reply #23390 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:31:57 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 17, 2019, 11:37:50 AM

I'm fairly certain we riffed on those tattoos many months ago bu maybe I'm mistaken.

One of my more liked posts

PogiJones · « **Reply #23391 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:34:21 PM »

It looks like Mombot took the twitter screencap from my image, because it's got my exact censors on it.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #23392 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:37:56 PM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 17, 2019, 12:34:21 PM

It looks like Mombot took the twitter screencap from my image, because it's got my exact censors on it.

Pretty sure that and the screencap of your PM to LRG being circulated by certain types on twitter is gonna put a giant fucking target on your back if it wasn't already there.

Which I guess will give you the opportunity of testing your hypothesis that hatred for era increases after the spurious permaban!

Uncle · « **Reply #23393 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:38:47 PM »

you manually shopped censors onto child porn

I guess somebody had to do it

james · « **Reply #23394 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:39:01 PM »

^Uncle, Callie was 19 or 20 when that art was drawn of her

Pogi come lie low with me and Benji.

I'm worried this is the world we will be looking at in the next few hours

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #23395 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:42:55 PM »

In other news, I figured out where eras cognitive dissonance about Cyberpunk 2070 not being 'real cyberpunk' comes from:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/cyberpunk-2077-what-to-watch-play-read-listen-to-while-you-wait.50712/

in which any scifi that has a dystopian setting, robots, VR, and/or social commentary is now 'cyber punk'.

PogiJones · « **Reply #23396 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:43:15 PM »

James, have you considered that she doesn't have hair and has tentacles coming out of her head

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #23397 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:43:36 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 17, 2019, 12:42:55 PM

In other news, I figured out where eras cognitive dissonance about Cyberpunk 2070 not being 'real cyberpunk' comes from:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/cyberpunk-2077-what-to-watch-play-read-listen-to-while-you-wait.50712/

in which any scifi that has a dystopian setting, robots, and/or social commentary is now 'cyber punk'.

fucking Sylvester Stallones Judge Dredd movie is cyberpunk?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23398 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:44:14 PM »

Gamergate icon PogiJones posting on the Bire

Uncle · « **Reply #23399 on:** June 17, 2019, 12:44:19 PM »

Quote from: james on June 17, 2019, 12:39:01 PM

^Uncle, Callie was 19 or 20 when that art was drawn of her

splatoon was released in 2015 so she is 4 years old, that's how it works

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Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 3792894 times)