River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Audioboxer]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Hispanic_whites

Fair enough.



American dates, so let me see, 3 months later he's looking like a hardened killer. Must have been a rough 3 months

 

[agrajag]

he has seen some shit*








*shit means 53 instances of child porn found on his mobile phone

[PogiJones]

Audioboxer's been here half a day and he's already absorbed Benji's doxxing tendencies.

[Tiops]

Audioboxer is already enjoying the feelings that this thread gives us. Good.

[PogiJones]

Will he one day replace us all?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1140854469380513792

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1140013729230151680

demi only

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1140013282180251648

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[Tasty]

is there a documented case of inmates actually running an asylum

Return to House on Haunted Hill?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1140733906133688320

[Audioboxer]

Audioboxer is already enjoying the feelings that this thread gives us. Good.

Amir0x is about one the person I have zero issues with anyone shitting on

 

But I know some would rather piss on him

 

[james]

Image of switch mini may have leaked from China

This is not a drill

To the Nintendome!

[Joe Molotov]

Their bizarre supernatural belief system imagined Hitler to be an avatar of a god, lionised the Moors Murderer Ian Brady and cult leader Charles Manson, and blended violent Satanism, a berserk misogyny, and admiration for radical Islamism.

man, guess i should have kept reading Mein Kampf after all

Violent Satanism, not the good kind of Satanism that Morrigan's into.

[benjipwns]

do you think the guy was storing his piss for a situation where he needed to blast Amir0x with it or was it just the nearest thing handy?

[Bore Expert]

Prison has been kind to Kratos.

[stufte]

Prison has been kind to Kratos.

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Someone get that little boy away from him!!

[benjipwns]

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yikes not good optics with the kid there

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

GoW would have been pretty fucking funny if every encounter began with "by law i am required to inform you that I am on the sexual offenders registry"

[BisMarckie]

The image is not loading for me, are you guys gaslighting me.

[Dennis]

Prison has been kind to Kratos.

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The little boy is a nice touch.

 

 

[marrec]

do you think the guy was storing his piss for a situation where he needed to blast Amir0x with it or was it just the nearest thing handy?

Some people just store piss benji

[Nuitangg]

 cp conviction, 5'8" and bad hairline. 

[marrec]

cp conviction, 5'8" and bad hairline. 

Which of those three would be the worst to have on your Tinder profile?

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5'8" obvs

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[agrajag]

do you think the guy was storing his piss for a situation where he needed to blast Amir0x with it or was it just the nearest thing handy?

Some people just store piss benji

there was a neoGAF thread where the OP posted pics of dozens of water bottles he filled with his piss

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

cp conviction, 5'8" and bad hairline. 

Which of those three would be the worst to have on your Tinder profile?

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5'8" obvs

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NeoGAF moderator

[benjipwns]

maybe the guy was tenderizing him like alimnassor did to his steaks

[PogiJones]

No, as we can clearly see from the pics, pee hardens a man

[benjipwns]

The urine incident was before he was sentenced, it was in November 2017 when he was still in jail awaiting trial.

[BIONIC]

he has seen some piss

ftfy

[PogiJones]

Gotta get my Amirox dates and facts straight before I make a piss joke

[BisMarckie]

Gotta get my Amirox dates and facts straight before I make a piss joke

We have standards here. That‘s why we replaced you.

[marrec]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

[Lonewulfeus]

No, as we can clearly see from the pics, pee hardens a man

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I have the lungs of a great warrior, the heart of an Olympic swimmer and the dexterity of Spider-Man friendo.

[BisMarckie]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

[benjipwns]

nah I just looked it up, article is missing now, only sources are here, kiwifarms, voat, resetera, reddit, /v/

found another article though: https://www.correctionsone.com/officer-safety/articles/456673187-Pa-inmate-throws-urine-at-CO-and-cellmate-another-spits-on-nurse/

Lehigh Valley Live reports that Monroe County inmate Malik Kip Morgan, 25, removed his cellmate’s mattress and started urinating on it on Oct. 15. CO Robert Redmond ordered Morgan to stop before the inmate grabbed a urine container and threw it at his cellmate and the CO, leaving them visibly soaked in urine.

[james]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/petition-to-add-a-youre-breathtaking-achievement-on-100-completion-of-cyberpunk-2077.124122/post-22002192

Didn't we find out the guy who belted this out was a Trump supporter?

Yes, and sadly no one cares because "You're breathtaking!" hurr durr

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/833748119464599556

I suppose it really was all projection.

[Lonewulfeus]

And he's a big ol bottom. No surprise there.

Can someone explain to me how this is homophobic rhetoric?  The dude has a bunch of pictures of his hole on Grindr.  It’s pretty clear that he is a bottom.   

[Lonewulfeus]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

Riotous, Dennis, Benji, care to confirm? 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/petition-to-add-a-youre-breathtaking-achievement-on-100-completion-of-cyberpunk-2077.124122/post-22002192

Didn't we find out the guy who belted this out was a Trump supporter?

Yes, and sadly no one cares because "You're breathtaking!" hurr durr

 

Yeah this is what I hate about contemporary memes.

[PogiJones]

As the person that 'found' the instagram stuff about supporting Trump, I'm over it.

His leukemia charity stuff and asking CDPR to donate to it instead of giving him the game for free made me say 'ah fuck it. Hemainly posted pro-Trump stuff like for the week after the election and then never again as far as I know. He's not out there being a gamergater or posting 4chan conspiracies from what I've seen.

I was curious and watched a livestream he was doing to like 40 viewers answering questions about it, and I randomly typed 'happy pride month' to gauge his reaction and he said 'happy pride month' without really any hesitation. He seems benign, fairly harmless.

 

[BIONIC]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MARREC AND HIS TEEN WIFE

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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1138782737740042240

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[benjipwns]

I suppose it really was all projection.

he's got a better tweet somewhere where he's arguing with someone on twitter and calls them a pedophile

[VomKriege]

The guy that yelled it changing his Twitter handle by adding "Breathtaking" to it was all kinds of cringe, completely abusing his 15 minutes.

Someone call the fame police on that milkshake duck !

[VomKriege]

Happy Pride Month !

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/822263971688435712

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/818991719953952770

[marrec]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

 fair enough 

[VomKriege]

They immediately knew he was a trump supporter. They planned it all along to show era members , that yes. CDPR supports trump.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/petition-to-add-a-youre-breathtaking-achievement-on-100-completion-of-cyberpunk-2077.124122/page-3#post-22004578

[BisMarckie]

The worst vibes about these amirox tweets: He got no likes.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/838079317028503552

 

[marrec]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MARREC AND HIS TEEN WIFE


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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1138782737740042240

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What's the guy from Portlandia doing with MY WIFE!?

[PogiJones]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MARREC AND HIS TEEN WIFE


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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1138782737740042240

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I don't think that's marrec. Look at the teeth.

[james]

We have standards here.

If so, how do you explain my presence?

We just tolerate you because we like your sister.

Just like every person in your life.

His teen wife is pretty hot too

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MARREC AND HIS TEEN WIFE


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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1138782737740042240

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In August 2013, Morrissey was found by police to be in his home in Henrico County with a 17-year-old girl, who was an employee of his law office. Morrissey, the girl, and her mother, denied any impropriety, but subsequently, a Henrico County court convened a grand jury to investigate a possible improper sexual relationship between Morrissey and the girl.[12] On June 30, 2014, Morrissey was indicted on felony charges of indecent liberties with a minor, possession and distribution of child pornography, and electronic solicitation of a minor, in addition to a misdemeanor charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, for which conviction he served three months of a 12-month sentence. After being convicted, Morrissey resigned as a delegate at the Virginia House.[12]

According to statements from the prosecutor in court documents, Morrissey had sex with the girl multiple times in his law office in August 2013, and possessed a nude photograph of the girl, which he also sent to a friend.[12] Morrissey allegedly continued the relationship with the girl after she left his law office in August 2013, and the two allegedly shared a hotel room overnight in October 2013

Eh

Shes cute. not 4 years in jail cute, but cute enough to wait until shes 18 cute.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/836428575872069632

 

[marrec]

Is Fiction marrec’s sister?

How’s her pain shit going?  Don’t really know her but recommended Kratom to her once not sure she responded.

She's managing, just like anyone else with chronic conditions. Doctors are 90% terrible and medicine is fickle and expensive.

She's working though and the family is doing great so it could be worse. Whatever pain she has to live with hasn't made her a bitter old crust of a person like me.

[BisMarckie]

There was enough time for him to buy a switch before his arrest.
We need to know: Did Amir0x buy a Switch? Did he play Splatoon online?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/834133189111201792

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/833586783006892033

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/833586911176318976

[VomKriege]

Is Fiction marrec’s sister?

How’s her pain shit going?  Don’t really know her but recommended Kratom to her once not sure she responded.

She's managing, just like anyone else with chronic conditions. Doctors are 90% terrible and medicine is fickle and expensive.

She's working though and the family is doing great so it could be worse. Whatever pain she has to live with hasn't made her a bitter old crust of a person like me.

Pogi, please take note for the next Message Board Drama Fantasy Draft, we need to have a trade.

[benjipwns]

lmao

https://twitter.com/Amir0x/status/833060680479735809

[VomKriege]

Happy Pride Month !

Wow, none of you responded, didn't expect you were all Orange Drumpf Cheeto supporters.