River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[clothedmacuser]

Has anyone else been hearing “distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed” used an insult a lot lately? Maybe it’s because of 90’s trends coming back, but I’ve heard it three times this week, including in a porno scene.

Speaking of that, is "big cheeseburger fuck stick," making a come back as well?

[ShutUp]

  What kind of porn were they watching they heard mentally challenged fellowed being used?

[Tripon]

What kind of porn were they watching they heard mentally challenged fellowed being used?

Porn parody of Slingblade. 

[samir]

What kind of porn were they watching they heard mentally challenged fellowed being used?

Porn parody of Slingblade. 

That one is good, but I prefer Forrest Hump.

[BIONIC]

I’m a What's Eating Gilbert’s Taint man myself

[NekoFever]

Punch laterally! Smash the Lower Middle Class! Down with the 66%ers!

[Transhuman]

All this talk of "punching up" vs "punching down". How bout don't punch anyone you fucking psychos?

[team filler]

tongue punch my fart box, ya poof

[VomKriege]

Overhead jokes 

Anti-air humor 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-realized-since-2011-ive-spent-more-than-55k-on-games-anime-figures-and-manga.139558/page-9#post-24315847

Since my main occupation is teaching, I typically have a lot of time just sitting at home, or extra time in the office if there aren't any students, or things that need to be graded, so fair amount of idle time there.

Nope, but my nieces and nephews do like coming over a lot.

The amiroxies are slowly corrupting the children

[VomKriege]

... but realistically, the alt-right (the alt-light in particular) does this with every piece of remotely popular media

Particularly the alt-light.

At least a bunch of nerds can pretend they all of a sudden care about a prestigious film festival award now.

he's not wrong tho.

[Don Rumata]

At least a bunch of nerds can pretend they all of a sudden care about a prestigious film festival award now.

he's not wrong tho.

[Propagandhim]

I know the term "punching down" already exists, but do we have a phrase for when you punch down while simultaneously punching up? Like when Colbert repeatedly beat his audience over the head with "Putin and Trump are gay, isn't it funny how gay they are?"

All these shitty stabs at powerful people do is tell marginalized folks that they're still marginalized, even by the people who claim to offer solidarity.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-kamala-harris-rally-a-speaker-refers-to-trumps-actions-as-mentally-distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed-she-responds-well-said-well-said.139731/post-24321271

I don't know how to punch anymore

Need that guy on Era with a PhD in Comedy Science to solve this word problem.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-bh90210-cast-deserves-better-careers.139767/

Do they though ?

[VomKriege]

I was genuinely trying to think of a literal "punching up, but then punching down" martial arts move that could be used in a metaphorical sense to refer to what Harris, Colbert, and many other people do. This gif, silly as it is, really does capture the mindset I'm trying to fit myself in.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-kamala-harris-rally-a-speaker-refers-to-trumps-actions-as-mentally-distinguished mentally-challenged-she-responds-well-said-well-said.139731/post-24323826

[VomKriege]

Mutual respect and appreciation, like in (e)sports.

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1170567774000877568

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1170499948544167936

You're welcome.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/pastelblack2/status/1170444414478684168

https://twitter.com/thepanicsystem/status/1170060123206803460

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Yeah but they practically did the same thing with Venom. Marketing was very ambiguous about whether it had anything to do with Spider-Man and by extension the MCU.

I noticed that, especially in that Feige and Pascal interview. It always seemed like Disney was keeping them at arm's length. Now that it's getting out that Feige was possibly consulted on Venom, Spider-Verse, or both and was uncredited. I'm not sure what to make of this whole thing.

Sony comes off as the crazy ex who got out of a somewhat controlling relationship but still uses that famous ex's name for clout and to get into high profile clubs.

"now that its getting out that possibly" = "I read some fanwank on twitter about godking Feige"

[daemon]

Sony comes off as the crazy ex who got out of a somewhat controlling relationship but still uses that famous ex's name for clout and to get into high profile clubs

 

[VomKriege]

Sony is an unhinged gold digging whore - ResetEra Business Consultant Expert Esquire

[Nintex]

I just hope Holland can refuse to play in any Sony movies so when Spidey eventually gets back to Marvel we can just continue where Far From Home left off.

Yeah, I'm sure Tom Holland will give up millions playing Spider Man in his prime just to hand an L to Sony.

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I just hope Holland can refuse to play in any Sony movies so when Spidey eventually gets back to Marvel we can just continue where Far From Home left off.

Yeah, I'm sure Tom Holland will give up millions playing Spider Man in his prime just to hand an L to Sony.

 

bruh, he unfollowed them on instagram, if that's not a call to arms for the faithful, I don't know what is

[HaughtyFrank]

[Shuri]

"Not surprised by Joker winning in Italy when you look at their political history!"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

When tom holland is doing porno shoots in fifteen years, those people in that thread will still be caring about spiderman rights.

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This is the New York Post. I would not have posted this here if it was a sketchy site.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

At least a bunch of nerds can pretend they all of a sudden care about a prestigious film festival award now.

he's not wrong tho.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/was-barrack-obama-a-good-president.1501312/

His Obamacare actually made criminals out of people that couldn't afford healthcare;

Everything went to shit when he came into power. He created division, plunge the country into debt like no other, gave rise to SJWs, etc.

Obama is the worst thing to happen in modern America. This is not hyperbole.

I don't like Muslims.

nice forum you got there

Fast and Furious

Umasking of 300 US citizens.

Russian influence in the election

FBI weaponizing Russiagate against Trump

HRC private server which he knew about

Interfering in a foreign countries election

This place is wild

The greatest snake oil salesman of the century. Probably set race relations back a half century. Hope and change was a dream sold to the masses that turned into a nightmare in four years.

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/reseteratxt/status/1170554718285914112

So we found the situation where Ree will defend somebody using the R word.

[kingv]

When tom holland is doing porno shoots in fifteen years, those people in that thread will still be caring about spiderman rights.

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This is the New York Post. I would not have posted this here if it was a sketchy site.

 

“Web him up with a six roper, spidey! We support you after Sony drove you to this”

[Transhuman]

It's a shame Sanders is white otherwise he'd be perfect

[Rman]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-popular-is-snk-in-europe.139525/

  what the fuck is up with resetera posters acting like SNK was some sort of super unknown entity back in the days.

Nintendo-GAF, Shuri. Nintendo-GAF.

Oops, meant to edit this in. Well, whatever.

I think it's more of an age thing honestly.  I'm a huge Nintendo fan, but I also played and owned other consoles. I was also a huge arcade fan, so SNK got love from me--Metal Slug series, SamSho 1/2 especially, Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, Baseball Stars, Art of Fighting, KOF, etc.  I also started gaming when arcades had some presence, although dying overall in the US.

Us arcade heads are a dying breed lol.

The current average active ERA poster started gaming in the PSOne/N64 generation when arcades were basically dead in the US.

Nintendo hyperbole at ERA is just a continuation of the Sony hyperbole in GAF's heyday in another form. Both peaking due to commercial and critical success--PS2 with GAF and Switch with ERA.

PS3 sycophancy at GAF, especially in the early days of the system, was kinda fun to make fun of lol. You had the generals of the SDF, Wollan and Kittowny ushering every new Sony 1st party exclusive as some revolutionary shit. Remember the hype for LAIR? LOL

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hong-kong-protests-have-jumped-the-shark.139796/

 

This threads spicy as fuck and its only at 2 pages long

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

PS3 sycophancy at GAF, especially in the early days of the system, was kinda fun to make fun of lol.

I'm only going to reply to this with Sunhilegend Killzone gifs

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hong-kong-protests-have-jumped-the-shark.139796/

 

This threads spicy as fuck and its only at 2 pages long

More chinese people assemble and take to action against congress than Americans. :

[Himu]

LMAO

https://www.clickhole.com/dangers-of-dieting-culture-this-man-looked-better-fat-1836920633

[D3RANG3D]

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1170547403616862209

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/fromunderthebr1/status/1170636101800923136

[close]

[HaughtyFrank]

Looks like Alley is not much of an Ally

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1170536061908525056

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/was-barrack-obama-a-good-president.1501312/

His Obamacare actually made criminals out of people that couldn't afford healthcare;

Everything went to shit when he came into power. He created division, plunge the country into debt like no other, gave rise to SJWs, etc.

I'm thought Rise of the SJW's was the best Star Wars movie.

At least a bunch of nerds can pretend they all of a sudden care about a prestigious film festival award now.

he's not wrong tho.

(Image removed from quote.)

These shots are brilliant and should be studied in any film class.

[ShutUp]

I just hope Holland can refuse to play in any Sony movies so when Spidey eventually gets back to Marvel we can just continue where Far From Home left off.

Yeah, I'm sure Tom Holland will give up millions playing Spider Man in his prime just to hand an L to Sony.

 

Yet another one that apparently doesn't know it was Disney's greedy ass that caused this to happen.

ERA won't know what to do when the next Holland Spidey movie also reviews well and makes as much as the previous one.

Actually they'll just stay quiet. Remember the pitchforks being primed and ready to go for Venom and then it made a fuck ton of money and the usual MAHVEL BABY crowd was nowhere to be found. 

[Tripon]

Tom Holland is supposed to star as Nathan Drake in a Uncharted movie developed and produced by Sony. But that seems to be in developmental hell, so who knows where that is it.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1170536061908525056

This is something that's bothered me for a while but with the recent Pokemon trailer it's got me thinking about it again. I'm not a big Pokemon fan but I have a little history with it, started with Red and Blue on the GBC, then I tried out Emerald on the GBA, took a long break and finally went back to a Pokemon game in 2018 with Heartgold. As I aged I also changed and one of the things that changed with me is the gender of the characters that I play in games. I used to go with what I am (male) but more recently I almost always play female if I get the chance, but the issue with Pokemon and specifically Heartgold is that the introduction is so damn personal it feels like it's asking me. Not game me but real-life me, so I feel like I have literally have to say I'm male. I think it's just the way they set it up, Professor Oak introduces himself and explains a little about the world of Pokemon and then he says "now why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?" "are you a boy? or are you a girl?"to me this absolutely just makes me feel like he isn't asking my character but he is asking me, the player who I am. So when I started Heartgold I wanted to play as a girl like usual but because of the way he asked me I ended up playing as a guy, even though I didn't want to. I seem to remember something similar happening with Pokemon Black as I think that's one of the main reasons why I didn't want to play that one.

Maybe I'm just being a bit finicky here but this bothers me to a pretty large degree, these are games that you spend hours in and feeling like I can't play the gender I want to play just isn't nice. Pokemon Sword and Shield look good and I loved the character customization that they showed off recently but I'm worried that if I end up getting the game I'll be forced to play as a male again because of the way the game asks me what gender I am, I really hope that isn't the case but I just get the feeling it will.

If you ask me, the way to get past this is by giving Pokemon a character creator so instead of it being phrased as a question it's just a selection to make like most other games. Maybe I shouldn't let it bother me but it just feels weird if I say anything other than me being a guy,. I'm not sure why but it makes me feel off if I say anything else.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-game-introductions-are-too-personal-and-i-feel-like-they-force-you-to-be-honest-as-to-what-gender-you-are.139640/post-24309637

 

That's why now they ask you "What do you look like?" or something along those lines.

I'd really rather just not be asked any questions at all honestly.

 

[BisMarckie]

Don't hold it against them in the time period those games came out it wasnt a loaded question like it is now

[Himu]

LMAO

[Joe Molotov]

When games ask me which save slot I’d like to save to, I’m like “mind your own fucking business”

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-game-introductions-are-too-personal-and-i-feel-like-they-force-you-to-be-honest-as-to-what-gender-you-are.139640/

3 years and they couldnt add more skin tone variance.

The skin color options are so awful, wow.

They can add hundreds of different clothings items but having more skin tones is too hard

Its honestly baffling.

A skin tone slider would be the best option, I'm South Asian so I default to the 'tan' option but my skin looks more like Little Mac's in my avatar.

I believe these colors are all a way to make skin tones but leaving them generic enough for you to customize later... i’m white and brazilian so the “yellow asian” skin tone always seemed to me closer to my skin tone than the “fair” white colors(i’m white but not that pinkysh)... i can see indians and some light skinned black kids going for brown despite these too ethnicities being very different, pokemon sorta gives you the molds and you fill in the gaps at least when you care more about appearances rather than bloodlines :/

Bloodlines


I don't know if this is a real issue that I should understand or just Era nonsense.  I'll go with nonsense since 99.5% of what they talk about is useless in the real world and it's easier to do.

Kotaku article in 5 . . . 4 . .

[nudemacusers]

Dockside Danny here questioning my nationality

[D3RANG3D]

(Image removed from quote.)
This fetcher is questioning my nationality

fixed

[NekoFever]

PS3 sycophancy at GAF, especially in the early days of the system, was kinda fun to make fun of lol. You had the generals of the SDF, Wollan and Kittowny ushering every new Sony 1st party exclusive as some revolutionary shit. Remember the hype for LAIR? LOL

The threads when big exclusives went multiplatform were incredible in those days.

And Lair at least had some interesting art design. Remember when they were all about Haze?

[Rman]

PS3 sycophancy at GAF, especially in the early days of the system, was kinda fun to make fun of lol. You had the generals of the SDF, Wollan and Kittowny ushering every new Sony 1st party exclusive as some revolutionary shit. Remember the hype for LAIR? LOL

The threads when big exclusives went multiplatform were incredible in those days.

And Lair at least had some interesting art design. Remember when they were all about Haze?

Yep. VF5, which added an online mode. DMC4. And then FFXIII, which was the best one lol.

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-game-introductions-are-too-personal-and-i-feel-like-they-force-you-to-be-honest-as-to-what-gender-you-are.139640/

(Image removed from quote.)

3 years and they couldnt add more skin tone variance.

The skin color options are so awful, wow.

They can add hundreds of different clothings items but having more skin tones is too hard

Its honestly baffling.

A skin tone slider would be the best option, I'm South Asian so I default to the 'tan' option but my skin looks more like Little Mac's in my avatar.

I believe these colors are all a way to make skin tones but leaving them generic enough for you to customize later... i’m white and brazilian so the “yellow asian” skin tone always seemed to me closer to my skin tone than the “fair” white colors(i’m white but not that pinkysh)... i can see indians and some light skinned black kids going for brown despite these too ethnicities being very different, pokemon sorta gives you the molds and you fill in the gaps at least when you care more about appearances rather than bloodlines :/

Bloodlines


I don't know if this is a real issue that I should understand or just Era nonsense.  I'll go with nonsense since 99.5% of what they talk about is useless in the real world and it's easier to do.

Kotaku article in 5 . . . 4 . .

I wonder if the 9 year olds that this game was designed for are thinking to themselves, "Only 4 shades of skin tone?  I'm just so tired, fam."

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-game-introductions-are-too-personal-and-i-feel-like-they-force-you-to-be-honest-as-to-what-gender-you-are.139640/

(Image removed from quote.)

3 years and they couldnt add more skin tone variance.

The skin color options are so awful, wow.

The kids are already on so many drugs to keep them in check they feel nothing.

They can add hundreds of different clothings items but having more skin tones is too hard

Its honestly baffling.

A skin tone slider would be the best option, I'm South Asian so I default to the 'tan' option but my skin looks more like Little Mac's in my avatar.

I believe these colors are all a way to make skin tones but leaving them generic enough for you to customize later... i’m white and brazilian so the “yellow asian” skin tone always seemed to me closer to my skin tone than the “fair” white colors(i’m white but not that pinkysh)... i can see indians and some light skinned black kids going for brown despite these too ethnicities being very different, pokemon sorta gives you the molds and you fill in the gaps at least when you care more about appearances rather than bloodlines :/

Bloodlines


I don't know if this is a real issue that I should understand or just Era nonsense.  I'll go with nonsense since 99.5% of what they talk about is useless in the real world and it's easier to do.

Kotaku article in 5 . . . 4 . .

I wonder if the 9 year olds that this game was designed for are thinking to themselves, "Only 8 shades of skin tone?  I'm just so tired, fam."

Sent with no text I said that the 9 year olds are already on so many meds they don't give a shit about anything anymore.

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pokemon-game-introductions-are-too-personal-and-i-feel-like-they-force-you-to-be-honest-as-to-what-gender-you-are.139640/

(Image removed from quote.)

3 years and they couldnt add more skin tone variance.

The skin color options are so awful, wow.

The kids are already on so many drugs to keep them in check they feel nothing.

They can add hundreds of different clothings items but having more skin tones is too hard

Its honestly baffling.

A skin tone slider would be the best option, I'm South Asian so I default to the 'tan' option but my skin looks more like Little Mac's in my avatar.

I believe these colors are all a way to make skin tones but leaving them generic enough for you to customize later... i’m white and brazilian so the “yellow asian” skin tone always seemed to me closer to my skin tone than the “fair” white colors(i’m white but not that pinkysh)... i can see indians and some light skinned black kids going for brown despite these too ethnicities being very different, pokemon sorta gives you the molds and you fill in the gaps at least when you care more about appearances rather than bloodlines :/

Bloodlines


I don't know if this is a real issue that I should understand or just Era nonsense.  I'll go with nonsense since 99.5% of what they talk about is useless in the real world and it's easier to do.

Kotaku article in 5 . . . 4 . .

I wonder if the 9 year olds that this game was designed for are thinking to themselves, "Only 8 shades of skin tone?  I'm just so tired, fam."

  

[NekoFever]

[Uncle]

I had to fake quote it and copy and paste the url but it was worth it

[clothedmacuser]

Was it a Silent Hill, MGS, or a Fallout game that asked you personality questions to determine your traits or how the game would play?

[Propagandhim]

Oh, I thought you were pointing out that I edited the 8 to 4, Ghoul.   

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1170547403616862209

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/fromunderthebr1/status/1170636101800923136

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Why didn't that guy use the opportunity, for a "Look who's talking" pun? 

[Propagandhim]

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1170547403616862209

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/fromunderthebr1/status/1170636101800923136

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Why didn't that guy use the opportunity, for a "Look who's talking" pun? 

Maybe he's not a boomer.

[Ghoul]

Oh, I thought you were pointing out that I edited the 8 to 4, Ghoul.   

I'm petty, but not THAT petty