River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-268#post-19170111

Cheebo why u lyin' ?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

At least he seems to have come to terms with Bernie as potus.

Yet still has to find a way to bag on him.

If Joe is the nominee I will just shift most of my focus to the senate.

you heard it first on reeee, cheebs is gonna make moves and focus on the senate!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

WTF, I was expecting him to be stressed over the cost of his own wedding, and be "OMG, I'm spending all this money on myself (and my wife) when I could be saving it for a house, or my eventual kids, etc." He's bitching about being a groomsman or just being invited?

Just don't go in the first place and explain why you won't go, it'll be too expensive for me at the moment, but here's this cool gift, hope the thing works out, etc.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Because college has become a scam to deny basic human dignity in favor of further appeasing our capitalistic overlords.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Weddings are a scam though.






Especially for the groom.

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Typical the the ones shouting the loudest are the hypocrites.

Era has a new motto?

[nachobro]

tux means he's in the wedding party, but he's not stoked about it so it must be someone he doesn't actually like. what this sounds like is he was too much of a puss to tell someone he didn't like that he didn't want to be in their wedding and he's mad at himself for being a cowardly bitch.

my wedding was awesome (mainly cause the wedding itself was small and reception was the huge blowout). this dude needs better friends.

[VomKriege]

When Putin dies Russia is going to collapse into a bunch of hostile oligarchic regimes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-270#post-19172774

I wonder why Era has so much Cold Warriors to be honest...

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot3-its-finally-happening.101959/page-270#post-19173552

I HATE talking about "the other thread" no matter what it is about, because it makes this thread look like some sort of refuge. I would hope that if anyone here was posting either falsehoods or disingenuous trash about how awesome Obama or Bernie were, or Pizzagate level lies about Trump, that they'd be shitcanned out of the site.

[Joe Molotov]

Modern Russia best resembles Japan on steroids

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

Don’t know how you can justify the expense and overt happiness of a patriarchal tradition when the world is collapsing all around us.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

Don’t know how you can justify the expense and overt happiness of a patriarchal tradition when the world is collapsing all around us.

Can’t wait for Xenu to take us all away tbh

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

Don’t know how you can justify the expense and overt happiness of a patriarchal tradition when the world is collapsing all around us.

I know right?

And whats with all these suckers getting mortgages when they could take their deposit and get in on the ground floor of an exciting multi level marketing opportunity selling power bars, which when real food becomes obsolete in the upcoming environmental crash will be worth their weight in gold?

[james]

lol i dump any girl that brings up marriage

That is how I fight the patriarchy

[bork]

Weddings are a scam though.






Especially for the groom.

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[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/not-invited-to-a-party-my-wife-was-invited-to-implied-invited-or-nah.107237/page-6

Did your wife want you to go? Because that's really the only thing that mattered.

She didn’t really seem to have a strong opinion one way or another. She knew I felt weird about it. If she definitely wanted me there I would have 100% went.

His wife didn't want him to go either?   

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Weddings are a scam though.






Especially for the groom.

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Weddings are a scam though.






Especially for the groom.

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[BisMarckie]

Lame emote added, while dozens of users are still waiting for surprised Pikachu to be added.

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[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/weddings-are-selfish-prove-me-wrong.107320/post-19171641

just sit in your room alone and play sekiro while your wife goes I guess, oh wait wrong thread same attitude

Sekiro is pretty problematic. I've been playing for hours and haven't seen one black character.

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/breaking-robert-mueller-has-completed-his-russia-investigation-see-staff-post.107085/post-19175793


So wild that people who live and work in DC go to church by the White House.

wtf I thought DC was one big TV set operated by the CIA??

[HaughtyFrank]

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nobody:

The Bore: 

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Dangerfield is a treasure

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[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/barbra-streisand-says-she-is-profoundly-sorry-for-controversial-comments-about-michael-jackson-accusers.107295/

Apologies rejected by RE: 137

Apologies accepted by RE: 1*

*because he directed a Marvel movie

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/renting-is-better-financially-than-buying-a-house.107244/page-8

Say you are buying a $300K house, which is about the median detached home cost in my city. You have a 20% downpayment and 5% fees. Your upfront cost is $60K.

Imagine that you invest the $60K in the S&P 500. The long-term annualized real return for the S&P 500 is about 7%. After 30 years of compounding, your $60K is now worth $460K (in today's dollars). Comparatively the $300K house, at its 1% real appreciation rate, would now be worth $400K.

So I guess you could sell the stocks at that point and buy a house in cash. Or you could put the money in bonds and have them generate enough return to pay your rent.

Now subtract the cost of 30 years of rent you were paying because you still needed somewhere to live, dummy.

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/renting-is-better-financially-than-buying-a-house.107244/page-8

Say you are buying a $300K house, which is about the median detached home cost in my city. You have a 20% downpayment and 5% fees. Your upfront cost is $60K.

Imagine that you invest the $60K in the S&P 500. The long-term annualized real return for the S&P 500 is about 7%. After 30 years of compounding, your $60K is now worth $460K (in today's dollars). Comparatively the $300K house, at its 1% real appreciation rate, would now be worth $400K.

So I guess you could sell the stocks at that point and buy a house in cash. Or you could put the money in bonds and have them generate enough return to pay your rent.

Now subtract the cost of 30 years of rent you were paying because you still needed somewhere to live, dummy.

like their mom would charge for basement rent and tendies

[Jansen]

Don't forget the chocolate milk

[zepblackstar]

Holy shit, Mueller report is the basic " This shit ain't my problem, I am out"
 

people losing their minds

[Nintex]

Mueller concluded there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians.

 

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/renting-is-better-financially-than-buying-a-house.107244/page-8

Say you are buying a $300K house, which is about the median detached home cost in my city. You have a 20% downpayment and 5% fees. Your upfront cost is $60K.

Imagine that you invest the $60K in the S&P 500. The long-term annualized real return for the S&P 500 is about 7%. After 30 years of compounding, your $60K is now worth $460K (in today's dollars). Comparatively the $300K house, at its 1% real appreciation rate, would now be worth $400K.

So I guess you could sell the stocks at that point and buy a house in cash. Or you could put the money in bonds and have them generate enough return to pay your rent.

Now subtract the cost of 30 years of rent you were paying because you still needed somewhere to live, dummy.

like their mom would charge for basement rent and tendies

What if you live in the west and don't have house with basements?

[zepblackstar]

"the Special Counsel did not find that the Trump campaign, or anyone associated with it, conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in these efforts, despite multiple offers from Russian-affiliated individuals to assist the Trump campaign

holy shit. GET THE POPCORN

[Averon]

The meltdowns are already starting 

[Straight Edge]

Mueller is a fucking hack.

 

[Nintex]

LMAO Rod and Barr clear Trump on obstruction of Justice also.

After reviewing the Special Counsel’s final report on these issues ... Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and I have concluded that the evidence developed during the Special Counsel’s investigation is not sufficient to establish that the President committed an obstruction-of-justice offense.
In cataloguing the President’s actions ... the report identifies no actions that, in our judgment, constitute obstructive conduct

https://twitter.com/page88/status/1109881090339155968
Good source 

[Averon]

These idiots have been deifying Muelller for the past two years. They put all their egg in this basket and are now shocked all their eggs lay broken on the ground. They hyped themselves up for two years for no reason. They only have themselves to blame. And now Mueller is a shitbag to them 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What if trump isn't even american?

[Nintex]

These idiots have been deifying Muelller for the past two years. They put all their egg in this basket and are now shocked all their eggs lay broken on the ground. They hyped themselves up for two years for no reason. They only have themselves to blame. And not Mueller is a shitbag to them 

It's interesting to watch NBC move to: "The President is completely vindicated, we love him now"

I wonder what stance CNN will take.

[Clockwork5]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/congress-releases-barrs-summary-of-the-mueller-report.107370/

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

To whoever the Dem nominee ends up being I only have this to say: do whatever it takes to win. Cheat, lie, steal, break the fucking law, it clearly doesn’t fucking matter and you know damn well Trump will be doing the same so don’t bother handicapping yourself. Take the gloves off, set them on fire, and piss on the ashes.

[Jansen]

Become the monster dems

[Nintex]

Have fun living in a hellworld ruled by fascists because you're too afraid to fight.

 

[james]

Holy shit, Mueller report is the basic " This shit ain't my problem, I am out"
 

people losing their minds

I for one am absolutely shocked that when a straight white male lifetime republican investigated a straight white male republican and then handed off the findings of the investigation to not one but two straight white male lifetime republicans, they found everything was very legal and very cool.

Of course the imbeciles at Resetera didnt connect the dots that the "FBI full of white supremacists who want Hillary to lose" is in fact the very same "FBI who will investigate Trump and save us all"

[nudemacusers]

These people are the incels of politics. One day you’re a Madonna “yaaas queen” meme of the people, one false move later and you’re a whore “cunt” and/or “hack coward”, and the world is ending cuz you didn’t live up to their fantasy. I wonder what it’s like to be around these people in the real world.

[BisMarckie]

Maybe now people on the left will stop pinning their hopes on fucking law enforcement or the deep state.

[halfanhourglass]

Hey guys look on the bright side..

I feel sick. There is no justice. It’s all a lie and the people who can afford to immunize themselves against any consequences for their actions are going to dismantle everything and ensure future generations will inherit problems they cannot possibly solve. Humanity was a mistake.

Oh.

[Lonewulfeus]

This is all just reactionary nonsense.  It’s amazing that the same people who call Barr a trump stooge, something I agree with, are ready to accept his word as 100% gospel.  We’ve seen literally nothing at this point and the sky is already falling.  Get a fucking grip idiots.

[james]

This is all just reactionary nonsense.  It’s amazing that the same people who call Barr a trump stooge, something I agree with, are ready to accept his word as 100% gospel.  We’ve seen literally nothing at this point and the sky is already falling.  Get a fucking grip idiots.

This one guy tried his best to connect the dots

Some of you people are so goddamn dumb believing the spin coming from Trumps OWN ATTORNEY GENERAL.

[Nintex]

The Democrats are still in denial 

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did the reeeeeeeee think the people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation would let their man in the white house catch any real heat? 

so long as he complies with israel, he'll be fine 

[james]

Hey look someone else looked behind the curtain

Operating under the belief that someone in the FBI would have a single problem with anything Trump is doing for 2 and a half years seems like a lot of wasted energy.

It literally does not matter if its true or not because its not in the FBI's interests to go after someone who is vastly increasing the power and reducing the oversight on any enforcement agency's ability to torture muslims or keep latin americans in cages or whatever. Yeah the FBI sure does hate all of that

The way some of these clowns were felating the FBI reminds me of how the very same people who scream and shout FUCK CNN are doing so because they have CNN on 24/7.

Maybe turn off the channel?

[Averon]

Oh fuck off. Fuck off Mueller. Fuck off trump. fuck off everyone
F. U. C. K
FUCK !!!
 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1109914612823216129

Oh god.

[zepblackstar]

Noooo, I demand gif reactions first on twitter!

[nudemacusers]

Lmao now it’s “mueller cucked” all over the place. We’re minutes away from non-ironic “Chad” trump and “Stacy” Huckabee Sanders mspaint art.

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[james]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

[joeboy101]

This is all just reactionary nonsense.  It’s amazing that the same people who call Barr a trump stooge, something I agree with, are ready to accept his word as 100% gospel.  We’ve seen literally nothing at this point and the sky is already falling.  Get a fucking grip idiots.

This one guy tried his best to connect the dots

Some of you people are so goddamn dumb believing the spin coming from Trumps OWN ATTORNEY GENERAL.

I kinda thought the same thing. I mean sure, I doubt he's completely lying about it, but I'd want to read it myself.

That said though, I knew the report was going to be a nothingburger when Trump stated he was pushing to have it released publicly when completed about a week ago. No WAY does he do that with a damaging report.

[BisMarckie]

I don‘t really give a shit about US politics, I am just here for the fuckery.

[Averon]

Was this how GAF was like on election night in 2016?