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paprikastaude

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10620 on: April 16, 2019, 09:01:52 AM »
LOL, Crossing Eden close reading Star Wars 8 like it's James Joyce.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-did-people-really-not-pay-attention-to-the-last-jedi-aka-tlj-discussion-on-era-sucks.111189/post-19872839

When your morality and education comes solely from children's entertainment media and Wikipedia snippets about nazis, Star Wars might sure seem like some deep literature.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10621 on: April 16, 2019, 09:08:02 AM »
LOL, Crossing Eden close reading Star Wars 8 like it's James Joyce.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-did-people-really-not-pay-attention-to-the-last-jedi-aka-tlj-discussion-on-era-sucks.111189/post-19872839

When your morality and education comes solely from children's entertainment media and Wikipedia snippets about nazis, Star Wars might sure seem like some deep literature.

The president of the united states literally said there are fine people on both sides when asked to denounce white supremacy and nazism.....part of the backlash across several completely different mediums be it film, video games, comics, etc. is due to an active push against progressivism accomplished through the radicalization of young impressionable caucasian males as well as jaded older caucasian males.. Fascism isn't just spreading in the U.S. but Europe as well. So yea I'd say there's several issues.

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« Reply #10622 on: April 16, 2019, 09:09:04 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-everything-that-luke-han-and-leia-did-on-ep-6-is-pointless-big-spoiler.111751/

Quote from: HMS_Pinafore, post: 19884552, member: 3011
Just because you beat the big bad, doesn't mean they're gone for good.

Like the Nazis lost in WWII, and now they're back, as powerful as ever.

:reeeee

(He edited the bold part out after several posts quoted it, lol)

And of course Crossing Eden jumps in to defend the statement

BisMarckie

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« Reply #10623 on: April 16, 2019, 09:13:53 AM »
I watch Star Wars for its biting political commentary.
Not everyone is smart enough to see that there are subtle nazi allegories hidden in that film. :smug

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10624 on: April 16, 2019, 09:17:37 AM »
I like how notre dame cathedral, one of the effigies of the catholic church, is being mourned by a bunch of reers who take any moment to tell the catholic church to fuck off, and wish death upon their clergy.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10625 on: April 16, 2019, 09:18:45 AM »
it's a story about family

Cauliflower Of Love

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« Reply #10626 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:07 AM »
It reminds me how when I go to a high class art museum and I see people "admiring" the art talking about it. I'm just there watching them pretending to be insightful and talking about the meaning of strokes, or the arrangement of the chaos.

They always give me a look.

That's when I zip up and wipe (not in that order) and leave that turd in the museum. Turning around just long enough for people to ponder if it's art or just a crazy person who had to shit.

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10627 on: April 16, 2019, 09:33:45 AM »
I like how notre dame cathedral, one of the effigies of the catholic church, is being mourned by a bunch of reers who take any moment to tell the catholic church to fuck off, and wish death upon their clergy.

era®

Eh... as if Notre Dame or even The Catholic Church represent today what they did hundreds of years ago. The cathedral is more a cultural legacy at this point, representing centuries of "civilization", it's no longer just a holy place of worship... dunno what you expect when a disaster like this happens.

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« Reply #10628 on: April 16, 2019, 09:34:42 AM »
https://www.stuff.tv/my/features/how-assassins-creed-could-save-notre-dame

Ergh so gay, "AC could save church"

bloody Gaymers.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10629 on: April 16, 2019, 09:37:16 AM »
I like how notre dame cathedral, one of the effigies of the catholic church, is being mourned by a bunch of reers who take any moment to tell the catholic church to fuck off, and wish death upon their clergy.

era®

Eh... as if Notre Dame or even The Catholic Church represent today what they did hundreds of years ago. The cathedral is more a cultural legacy at this point, representing centuries of "civilization", it's no longer just a holy place of worship... dunno what you expect when a disaster like this happens.

Thats what I fucking said.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10630 on: April 16, 2019, 09:38:04 AM »
as annoying as cream was, I think a cream marrec thread would be a good thing for the bire.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10631 on: April 16, 2019, 09:38:08 AM »
LOL, Crossing Eden close reading Star Wars 8 like it's James Joyce.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-did-people-really-not-pay-attention-to-the-last-jedi-aka-tlj-discussion-on-era-sucks.111189/post-19872839

When your morality and education comes solely from children's entertainment media and Wikipedia snippets about nazis, Star Wars might sure seem like some deep literature.

The president of the united states literally said there are fine people on both sides when asked to denounce white supremacy and nazism.....part of the backlash across several completely different mediums be it film, video games, comics, etc. is due to an active push against progressivism accomplished through the radicalization of young impressionable caucasian males as well as jaded older caucasian males.. Fascism isn't just spreading in the U.S. but Europe as well. So yea I'd say there's several issues.

Is this a copypasta?

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10632 on: April 16, 2019, 09:39:05 AM »
I like how notre dame cathedral, one of the effigies of the catholic church, is being mourned by a bunch of reers who take any moment to tell the catholic church to fuck off, and wish death upon their clergy.

era®

Eh... as if Notre Dame or even The Catholic Church represent today what they did hundreds of years ago. The cathedral is more a cultural legacy at this point, representing centuries of "civilization", it's no longer just a holy place of worship... dunno what you expect when a disaster like this happens.

Thats what I fucking said.

Uh huh...

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10633 on: April 16, 2019, 09:42:49 AM »
It's not happening marrec.

Go get  pogi  to argue with your dumbass

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10634 on: April 16, 2019, 09:43:59 AM »
lmao who pissed in your oatmeal this morning?

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10635 on: April 16, 2019, 09:46:32 AM »
God, cause he burned down Notre Dame.


Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10636 on: April 16, 2019, 09:47:25 AM »
new emoji, set it up bork, or joe, or whoever the fuck takes orders

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10637 on: April 16, 2019, 09:53:41 AM »
When you return to this thread only to see marrec and cauli talking to each other :beli

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10638 on: April 16, 2019, 09:54:36 AM »
Bork, please ban Cauliflower for about two weeks.

TYIA</Kara>.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10639 on: April 16, 2019, 09:55:51 AM »
If you only knew the _____ I had on the bire from ____ about illegal____and then they murdered______.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10640 on: April 16, 2019, 10:14:52 AM »
is Cauli the bores YoshiChan?

paprikastaude

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10641 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:31 AM »
you can always do what they can't: read and post outside this thread :trumps


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10643 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:40 AM »
I find it so funny and sad, that these morons get so offended and hyper focus on the looks of these characters, that they literally only talk about it


Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10644 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:48 AM »
who is yoshichan, and another junior trying to deep dive off my notoriety.

This is getting offensive.

nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10645 on: April 16, 2019, 10:31:19 AM »
is Cauli the bores YoshiChan?
yoshichan provides entertainment so no

jorma

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10646 on: April 16, 2019, 10:42:14 AM »
is Cauli the bores YoshiChan?

yoshi is a bit loopy for sure, but he isn't nearly as forgettable and a lot more entertaining

also a swedish homeboy  :swiss

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10647 on: April 16, 2019, 10:44:31 AM »
Yall pretending like I don't see them likes.


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10649 on: April 16, 2019, 10:52:30 AM »
I foresee "But WE HELPED rebuild NOTRE DAME by playing ASSASSINS CREED!" unironically being a Gamers Rise Up! talking point the very next thread about someone claiming vidya are bad for people

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10650 on: April 16, 2019, 10:57:43 AM »


Yea, because ray tracing wasn't developed out of academic experiments like that.


:doge



benji help sort this

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« Reply #10651 on: April 16, 2019, 10:58:37 AM »
If resetera can get their vacation photos from Notre Dame uploaded and keep pushing the idea to use Assassins Creed as a rebuilding reference their contributions may really put the forum on the map and get them that Wikipedia entry.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10652 on: April 16, 2019, 11:36:35 AM »
Looks like Ree made it through the S.A.D 2018-19 season. The number of suicide threads has dipped significantly.



Also side note, I swear to god if I see ubisoft post, hey Paris, happy to help rebuild with models and a small donation I will lose it.


GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10653 on: April 16, 2019, 11:37:41 AM »
"Why are there so many carts full of hay around here?"
"It is historically accurate that a cart of hay must be positioned immediately below every rooftop overhang, according to our sole surviving record of authenticity"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10654 on: April 16, 2019, 11:45:36 AM »
That Sony censorship thread it pretty amazing. Starts off with a real Whizz Bang of a post that derails the discussion.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games.111820/



:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10655 on: April 16, 2019, 11:46:37 AM »
MODS HATE HIM!

Derail a thread with one simple trick

 :reeeee :reeeee

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10656 on: April 16, 2019, 11:47:06 AM »
Quote from: Spinky, post: 19895309, member: 1158
Quote from: OrdinaryPrime, post: 19895284, member: 10035
Quote from: Spinky, post: 19895248, member: 1158
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can we nuke this stupid fucking meme into orbit please?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 :lol
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10657 on: April 16, 2019, 11:48:57 AM »
Sony fans really hate sexualisation of underage girls, thats why *checks notes* 14 year old Ellie in The Last Of Us lezzing up was such a milestone in the ludonarrative arts

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10658 on: April 16, 2019, 11:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Infernal Monkey, post: 19895434, member: 7044
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A Sony spokeswoman confirmed the company has established its own guidelines "so that creators can offer well- balanced content on the platform" and gaming "does not inhibit the sound growth and development" of young people

Oh ok

(Image removed from quote.)

I am liking some of these posts in response to the OP article.  :)
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thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10660 on: April 16, 2019, 11:58:57 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games-refers-to-underage-characters-check-threadmarks.111820/page-3#post-19896186

Pic of anime girl and Ellie

Poster is mad man.

One of them has torn clothes and the other doesn't.

Case dismissed.

(That torn clothes fetish Japan has is fucking weird even by Japan standards. Worst part of Parasite Eve 3... well, not the WORST part, but one of the bad things of it)

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« Reply #10661 on: April 16, 2019, 12:08:31 PM »
(That torn clothes fetish Japan has is fucking weird even by Japan standards. Worst part of Parasite Eve 3... well, not the WORST part, but one of the bad things of it)
She didn't want to, but then the awesome dicking changed her mind. :marimo

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10662 on: April 16, 2019, 12:09:29 PM »
 :uguu

senseiiii noooo....

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10663 on: April 16, 2019, 12:36:00 PM »

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10664 on: April 16, 2019, 12:40:36 PM »
Quote
My Youtube recommendations are already filled to the brim with NEW TRAILERS, which are just minor TV spots all edited together.

I...should probably purge those just in case the algorithm gets screwy with me.
I am UNBELIEVABLY glad I watched it on a Discord link instead of my real YouTube account. The recommended video that popped up after the footage was something about an "SJW getting owned" and I FRANTICALLY ran to my Youtube history to make sure it was fucking erased so that shit doesn't infest my recommendations.

UNBELIEVABLY glad
I FRANTICALLY ran

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10665 on: April 16, 2019, 12:43:22 PM »
Quote
My Youtube recommendations are already filled to the brim with NEW TRAILERS, which are just minor TV spots all edited together.

I...should probably purge those just in case the algorithm gets screwy with me.
I am UNBELIEVABLY glad I watched it on a Discord link instead of my real YouTube account. The recommended video that popped up after the footage was something about an "SJW getting owned" and I FRANTICALLY ran to my Youtube history to make sure it was fucking erased so that shit doesn't infest my recommendations.

UNBELIEVABLY glad
I FRANTICALLY ran
what a performative loser, get fucked nerd :lol

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10666 on: April 16, 2019, 12:45:24 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10667 on: April 16, 2019, 12:50:52 PM »
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Imo, this is not hard to understand.

Children do not need protection from video game violence and sexuality in general. I mean, very young kids shouldn't be playing mature games, but that's down to the parents.

They need protections from vile, paedophile level content. Stuff that potentially helps perpetuate actual paedophilia.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games-refers-to-underage-characters-check-threadmarks.111820/post-19896683

Well this is a new one. Unleash the porn games! Rated E for Everyone (as long as the characters are 18+)

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10668 on: April 16, 2019, 12:57:39 PM »
If anyone has a Ree account, please make your avatar

Endgame spoilers

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Hulk with Bruce Banner's glasses on.
[close]






Fucking wow, did you just really?

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10669 on: April 16, 2019, 01:01:45 PM »
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Two factors last year combined to turn that unease into action, these Sony officials say. One was the rise of the #MeToo movement in the U.S., which pointed to the dangers of being associated with content that some might see as demeaning to women. The second was the emergence of channels on sites like YouTube and Amazon Inc.’s Twitch where gamers play in front of a camera and are watched by fans online. That means games meeting Japan’s laxer standards can get world-wide exposure.

 :lol

The boat already sailed for the last one.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10671 on: April 16, 2019, 01:20:37 PM »
3G

 :jeanluc :hhh
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Tripon

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10672 on: April 16, 2019, 01:27:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/SMetaldave64/status/1118177236853481473

One of those guys who was leading those NINTENDO INSIDERS/random bullshiters when the Switch was still called the NX sure is super mad right now.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10673 on: April 16, 2019, 01:35:03 PM »
One of those guys who was leading those NINTENDO INSIDERS/random bullshiters when the Switch was still called the NX sure is super mad right now.

Yep, can confirm, I heard that too

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10674 on: April 16, 2019, 01:36:41 PM »
BTW, ATTENTION AAA PUBLISHERS

I HEREBY TRADEMARK THE TERM "RAY-MASTERED" FOR ALL GAMES YOU RERELEASE WITH SLIGHTLY WORSE PERFORMANCE BUT SLIGHTLY BETTER SHADOWS THIS GEN

I OWN THAT

YOU CAN'T CALL IT THAT

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« Reply #10675 on: April 16, 2019, 02:06:25 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/r-kelly-has-less-than-13-in-his-bank-account.111798/page-2#post-19898546

Quote from: thecouncil, post: 19898546, member: 25769
well, we finally found something this piece of shit wishes wasn't 13.

:dead :dead :dead

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10677 on: April 16, 2019, 02:08:48 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/r-kelly-has-less-than-13-in-his-bank-account.111798/page-2#post-19898546

Quote from: thecouncil, post: 19898546, member: 25769
well, we finally found something this piece of shit wishes wasn't 13.

:dead :dead :dead


Wow, can‘t wait until they ban this shitlord for kinkshaming. :wag

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10678 on: April 16, 2019, 02:24:11 PM »
Quote
Progressive is a meaningless, malleable term. Our great hope is that one day AOC will be seen as a centrist and someone like Bernie would be seen as the right wing of the "left".

wat

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10679 on: April 16, 2019, 02:54:06 PM »
Quote from: redmercury
This is probably a dumb question, but was there no sprinkler system in there? I understand they wanted to keep it as original as possible, and that the fire likely started where there may not have been one anyways, and that of course there are areas with artwork they wouldn't want to get soaked, but it could have maybe helped a bit?


:gurl

They take Trump to task for his stupid comments about flying water tankers and then turn around and say "perhaps they could lower a dome around the cathedral and starve the fire of oxygen"  :thinking
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