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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10440 on: April 16, 2019, 11:37:41 AM »
"Why are there so many carts full of hay around here?"
"It is historically accurate that a cart of hay must be positioned immediately below every rooftop overhang, according to our sole surviving record of authenticity"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10441 on: April 16, 2019, 11:45:36 AM »
That Sony censorship thread it pretty amazing. Starts off with a real Whizz Bang of a post that derails the discussion.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games.111820/



:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10442 on: April 16, 2019, 11:46:37 AM »
MODS HATE HIM!

Derail a thread with one simple trick

 :reeeee :reeeee

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10443 on: April 16, 2019, 11:47:06 AM »
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can we nuke this stupid fucking meme into orbit please?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 :lol
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10444 on: April 16, 2019, 11:48:57 AM »
Sony fans really hate sexualisation of underage girls, thats why *checks notes* 14 year old Ellie in The Last Of Us lezzing up was such a milestone in the ludonarrative arts

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10445 on: April 16, 2019, 11:49:34 AM »
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A Sony spokeswoman confirmed the company has established its own guidelines "so that creators can offer well- balanced content on the platform" and gaming "does not inhibit the sound growth and development" of young people

Oh ok

(Image removed from quote.)

I am liking some of these posts in response to the OP article.  :)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10447 on: April 16, 2019, 11:58:57 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games-refers-to-underage-characters-check-threadmarks.111820/page-3#post-19896186

Pic of anime girl and Ellie

Poster is mad man.

One of them has torn clothes and the other doesn't.

Case dismissed.

(That torn clothes fetish Japan has is fucking weird even by Japan standards. Worst part of Parasite Eve 3... well, not the WORST part, but one of the bad things of it)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10448 on: April 16, 2019, 12:08:31 PM »
(That torn clothes fetish Japan has is fucking weird even by Japan standards. Worst part of Parasite Eve 3... well, not the WORST part, but one of the bad things of it)
She didn't want to, but then the awesome dicking changed her mind. :marimo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10449 on: April 16, 2019, 12:09:29 PM »
 :uguu

senseiiii noooo....

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10450 on: April 16, 2019, 12:36:00 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10451 on: April 16, 2019, 12:40:36 PM »
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My Youtube recommendations are already filled to the brim with NEW TRAILERS, which are just minor TV spots all edited together.

I...should probably purge those just in case the algorithm gets screwy with me.
I am UNBELIEVABLY glad I watched it on a Discord link instead of my real YouTube account. The recommended video that popped up after the footage was something about an "SJW getting owned" and I FRANTICALLY ran to my Youtube history to make sure it was fucking erased so that shit doesn't infest my recommendations.

UNBELIEVABLY glad
I FRANTICALLY ran

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10452 on: April 16, 2019, 12:43:22 PM »
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My Youtube recommendations are already filled to the brim with NEW TRAILERS, which are just minor TV spots all edited together.

I...should probably purge those just in case the algorithm gets screwy with me.
I am UNBELIEVABLY glad I watched it on a Discord link instead of my real YouTube account. The recommended video that popped up after the footage was something about an "SJW getting owned" and I FRANTICALLY ran to my Youtube history to make sure it was fucking erased so that shit doesn't infest my recommendations.

UNBELIEVABLY glad
I FRANTICALLY ran
what a performative loser, get fucked nerd :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10453 on: April 16, 2019, 12:45:24 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10454 on: April 16, 2019, 12:50:52 PM »
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Imo, this is not hard to understand.

Children do not need protection from video game violence and sexuality in general. I mean, very young kids shouldn't be playing mature games, but that's down to the parents.

They need protections from vile, paedophile level content. Stuff that potentially helps perpetuate actual paedophilia.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games-refers-to-underage-characters-check-threadmarks.111820/post-19896683

Well this is a new one. Unleash the porn games! Rated E for Everyone (as long as the characters are 18+)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10455 on: April 16, 2019, 12:57:39 PM »
If anyone has a Ree account, please make your avatar

Endgame spoilers

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Fucking wow, did you just really?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10456 on: April 16, 2019, 01:01:45 PM »
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Two factors last year combined to turn that unease into action, these Sony officials say. One was the rise of the #MeToo movement in the U.S., which pointed to the dangers of being associated with content that some might see as demeaning to women. The second was the emergence of channels on sites like YouTube and Amazon Inc.’s Twitch where gamers play in front of a camera and are watched by fans online. That means games meeting Japan’s laxer standards can get world-wide exposure.

 :lol

The boat already sailed for the last one.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10458 on: April 16, 2019, 01:20:37 PM »
3G

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10459 on: April 16, 2019, 01:27:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/SMetaldave64/status/1118177236853481473

One of those guys who was leading those NINTENDO INSIDERS/random bullshiters when the Switch was still called the NX sure is super mad right now.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10460 on: April 16, 2019, 01:35:03 PM »
One of those guys who was leading those NINTENDO INSIDERS/random bullshiters when the Switch was still called the NX sure is super mad right now.

Yep, can confirm, I heard that too

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10461 on: April 16, 2019, 01:36:41 PM »
BTW, ATTENTION AAA PUBLISHERS

I HEREBY TRADEMARK THE TERM "RAY-MASTERED" FOR ALL GAMES YOU RERELEASE WITH SLIGHTLY WORSE PERFORMANCE BUT SLIGHTLY BETTER SHADOWS THIS GEN

I OWN THAT

YOU CAN'T CALL IT THAT

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10462 on: April 16, 2019, 02:06:25 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/r-kelly-has-less-than-13-in-his-bank-account.111798/page-2#post-19898546

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well, we finally found something this piece of shit wishes wasn't 13.

:dead :dead :dead

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10464 on: April 16, 2019, 02:08:48 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/r-kelly-has-less-than-13-in-his-bank-account.111798/page-2#post-19898546

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well, we finally found something this piece of shit wishes wasn't 13.

:dead :dead :dead


Wow, can‘t wait until they ban this shitlord for kinkshaming. :wag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10465 on: April 16, 2019, 02:24:11 PM »
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Progressive is a meaningless, malleable term. Our great hope is that one day AOC will be seen as a centrist and someone like Bernie would be seen as the right wing of the "left".

wat

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10466 on: April 16, 2019, 02:54:06 PM »
Quote from: redmercury
This is probably a dumb question, but was there no sprinkler system in there? I understand they wanted to keep it as original as possible, and that the fire likely started where there may not have been one anyways, and that of course there are areas with artwork they wouldn't want to get soaked, but it could have maybe helped a bit?


:gurl

They take Trump to task for his stupid comments about flying water tankers and then turn around and say "perhaps they could lower a dome around the cathedral and starve the fire of oxygen"  :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10467 on: April 16, 2019, 03:12:27 PM »
Who knew that holy water was actually flammable?


(the devil jesus did)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10468 on: April 16, 2019, 03:23:22 PM »
All they needed to do was wait for an Animus Desynchonization, then reload from a checkpoint

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10469 on: April 16, 2019, 03:27:17 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10470 on: April 16, 2019, 03:29:05 PM »
god damnit demi

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10471 on: April 16, 2019, 03:37:06 PM »
They need to get Tom Hanks on the case, I’m sure this was caused by the Illuminazis.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10473 on: April 16, 2019, 04:47:29 PM »
Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain  :stahp

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10474 on: April 16, 2019, 04:48:56 PM »
First, I know it’s not funny to laugh at distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.  Secondly, can’t tell if this dude is genuinely distinguished mentally-challenged or if he thinks we can see infrared.  Bananas you suck.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10475 on: April 16, 2019, 04:50:13 PM »
:supergay
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Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10476 on: April 16, 2019, 04:59:51 PM »
Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain  :stahp

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10477 on: April 16, 2019, 06:11:17 PM »
https://old.reddit.com/r/mculeaks/comments/bdrhll/endgame_major_leak_spoiler_alert/

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fucking rich arabs.
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can you imagine if they have this much power to buy the fucking film, imagine what illegal nasty shit they do behind their closed doors... i mean its one thing to hit your wife or have many wifes... but imagine what sick shit they do behind closed doors? creepy.
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Ppl want to defend them because some idiots would even defend Manson or Bundy. Other ppl just would rather stick their heads in the sand and pretend that the world and all its ppl are simply one small step away from Utopia. Most of us tho, we haven't forgotten and prefer to deal with reality instead of some child's idealized version of "what could be". Those ppl are frightening and laugh at all the dimwits who rally and scream about their rights while those evil ppl are doing evil things.
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just imagine, marvel went to great lengths to keep the movie a secret that the actors dont even know whats going on, and these individuals with alot of money just buy the film and put up spoilers like they dont care about the art, cinema or even the actors.... people like that have no care in the world and no respect... and im sure they have some sick pedo fetishes... probably the ones kidnapping the kids all over the world.
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Money gives people power and power corrupts. If they are only using their money to buy an early screening of the movie, that's fine with me. Buy once they go into Hostel territory, then someone needs to stop them. Like Batman.


 :doge :whoo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10478 on: April 16, 2019, 06:16:09 PM »
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him a superhero movie's spoilers." - Qui Gon Jinn.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10479 on: April 16, 2019, 06:18:42 PM »
i mean its one thing to hit your wife or have many wifes... but imagine what sick shit they do with a camrip? creepy.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10480 on: April 16, 2019, 06:19:53 PM »
Didn't qui gon jinn hunt naggers?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10481 on: April 16, 2019, 06:22:48 PM »
If Trump needed resetera‘s approval to invade the middle east, now would be the time.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10482 on: April 16, 2019, 06:38:40 PM »
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Right?

And meanwhile everyone that's advocating for and/or justifying violence in this situation (or at least providing straw-men and circular arguments) is going to pass people wearing stupid shirts and "Make 'Merica Great Again" hats and do/say absolutely nothing.
This is hilarious considering that as a hiring manager I take great pride in filtering Conservatives/ MAGAts from my office. Nothing quite like discovering you're too dumb to not post Trump memes on Facebook, and then shoving the application under some magazines.

I don't advocate smacking the shit out of Fascists because it's so much more fulfilling ensuring their life is more difficult through other means. I also don't judge people who do, well, because fucking Fascism should be stamped out by any means necessary.

:badass

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10483 on: April 16, 2019, 06:48:35 PM »
Arabs buying Disney's latest and greatest conclusion to a cinematic universe and leaking the ending on Reddit really is some #latestagecapitalism shit  :lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10484 on: April 16, 2019, 06:49:04 PM »
Quote from: RedMercury
Hey there, I'd appreciate if you don't call me dumb, thanks. Keep it civil please.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-fought-off-the-urge-to-punch-a-complete-stranger-in-the-head.111682/post-19912368


Haha, like violence and doxxing, civility is a thing good people can ask for (RedMercury) but is bad when the otherside demands it
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10485 on: April 16, 2019, 07:03:22 PM »
I just checked the banbot site. Apparently there was a blackface thread on nazi gaming side.
It‘s.a graveyard. :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10486 on: April 16, 2019, 07:03:56 PM »
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Hey there, I'd appreciate if you don't call me dumb, thanks. Keep it civil please.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-fought-off-the-urge-to-punch-a-complete-stranger-in-the-head.111682/post-19912368


Haha, like violence and doxxing, civility is a thing good people can ask for (RedMercury) but is bad when the otherside demands it

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..."Civvvvillllliiiittttyyyy"

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« Reply #10487 on: April 16, 2019, 07:09:17 PM »
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Go hate on the US of A somewheres else!

:american

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10488 on: April 16, 2019, 07:22:28 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/alt-right-attacks-star-wars-fan-for-reaction-video-mark-hamill-and-fans-come-in-to-support-him.111898/

Just your standard resetera reaction thread based on signal boosting a couple of trolls. :snore

https://mobile.twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1117495087049482245

But, nudemac has been outed as a nazi.
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And what's this shit about Cargo Shorts? That's an alt-right thing now?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10489 on: April 16, 2019, 07:28:22 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/alt-right-attacks-star-wars-fan-for-reaction-video-mark-hamill-and-fans-come-in-to-support-him.111898/

The guy shouldn't be harassed, obviously, but you can't tell me a lot of those people in that thread defending his reaction video weren't cringing as well.  If it was a reaction video  to anything other than Star Wars or a Marvel movie (or anime heavens forbid), ERA would be right with the mob mocking the guy.:lol



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10492 on: April 16, 2019, 07:33:32 PM »
The cargo shorts meme is people mocking each other for championing cargo shorts or dress pants.

and I love star wars and i cry  at things but damn sure not going to be a movie trailer :comeon



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10495 on: April 16, 2019, 07:36:43 PM »
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I wear cargo pants a lot. If I lived in a warmer climate I might even go for cargo shorts. There's nothing wrong with having lots of pockets. When I wear girl clothes (yeah, I do that) the main problem for me is the absence of pockets.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10499 on: April 16, 2019, 07:48:05 PM »
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I wear cargo pants a lot. If I lived in a warmer climate I might even go for cargo shorts. There's nothing wrong with having lots of pockets. When I wear girl clothes (yeah, I do that) the main problem for me is the absence of pockets.

How are you interested in women's clothes yet dress like shit?

That's like being a drag queen and dressing like Heather from H.R.

sigh