River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[PogiJones]

Benji forgot Stinkles didn't work for Bungie, responded to Nintex's post with a joke in kind, then saw TIMU's post and was so embarrassed he forgot something about Frank O'Connor that he edited his post into a response to a completely different post to try to erase evidence of his blunder 

[BisMarckie]

These are some serious allegations.

We have one witness corroborating this story.

Mr. Pwns would you like to issue a response?

[BisMarckie]

Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

[BisMarckie]

nvm

I saw that as well.

[benjipwns]

some posters here are very much antagonizing other users with inflammatory drive-bys in a sensitive thread

I hope that the highly respected and influential uncorrupt moderators of The Bire can review the thread so as to see those members who may also be active members of ResetERA.com, a hate site strongly supportive of the WWE a mass murder organization with ties to Donald J. Trump and Ronda Rousey (known associate of serial killer Ed Boon), can be brought to justice and ensure the safety of everyone on The Bire to continue shitposting without consequences of any kind whatsoever

thank you for all that you do for us in the name of Yum! Brands, and keep up the good work

[Lonewulfeus]

Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

Why is one who incoherently screeches an insult you ableist scum?!

[BisMarckie]

Riotous editing in an insult to deflect from his own undiagnosed autism as seen by getting spoiled by shosta.

Why is one who incoherently screeches an insult you ableist scum?!

Listen, I am just the good samaritan who pointed out this horrific attack against Benji, a well-respected member of the Métis amputee community.

[benjipwns]

Also, please do not attack stufte, as it has come to our attention that his refusal to explain his disastrous failure to become a game developer is in fact due to his desire not to brag about his higher demigod like qualifications.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sophie-turner-blasts-the-disrespectful-got-petition.118259/post-20992896

[PogiJones]

Not surprising that Prominent Members and friends of the corrupt incestuous mods would circle the wagons to cover up Benji's crime of forgetting where Frank O'Connor works then trying to hide evidence of said crime.

This place was supposed to be different than RE.

[BisMarckie]

If you‘d like to hang on to your post of official Bire ambassador, I wouldn‘t rock the boat that much.
Would be a shame if someone else got that job because something happened to you, if you know what I‘m saying.

[agrajag]

it's too late, EightBitNate has already been murdered in the digital realm, Pogi has consolidated his power. We need the Bire secret police to sort this out.

[BisMarckie]

Don’t worry about Pogi. There will be numerous willing candidates once they get a glimpse of the Bire‘s big conservative money.

[PogiJones]

And anyone trying to downplay Benji's blunder cover up, here's a jpg of Ms.Galaxy's post about how it has affected her

[PogiJones]

If Ms.Galaxy can't count on even The Bire to eliminate corruption and benji to ensure her physical safety, where can she turn? Is there no place she can have peace?

[BisMarckie]

I’m making fun of you.

Look at this!
Another heinous attack.
That is the future for the bire that people like PogiJones want.

[thisismyusername]

Meanwhile, Pogi double-posts but won't send me nudes.

[benjipwns]

Pogi? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!

[BisMarckie]

Unrelated, but why is there a print button at the bottom of the page?
What kind of psychopath would print out pages from a Bire thread?

[thisismyusername]

Unrelated, but why is there a print button at the bottom of the page?
What kind of psychopath would print out pages from a Bire thread?

Our resident doxxer: Benjipwns, for his file cabinet for when Pogijones attempts to run for president.

[PogiJones]

It's public? I thought only we from the FBI had that button.

[Nintex]

Gentlemen, gentlemen don't fight here please. This is the war room.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

People don't print their threads?

[agrajag]

I print them so I can wipe my ass with them

 

[thisismyusername]

I print them so I can wipe my ass with them

 

Truly taking the meaning of "shitposts" literally.

[Uncle]

it doesn't even work it gives an http error 500 

[Joe Molotov]

it doesn't even work it gives an http error 500 

Working as intended, I'd say.

[HaughtyFrank]

Surely there's some serial killer movie where they step into his appartement and it's filled with printed forum threads

[PogiJones]

That's how they got Michael Cohen

[Uncle]

[nudemacusers]

I knew an old* woman who printed all her emails and stored them around her office. She had dozens of binders going back years. Even after we moved to cloud storage which was 100 gb for outlook.


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asian

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[thisismyusername]

I knew an old* woman who printed all her emails and stored them around her office. She had dozens of binders going back years. Even after we moved to butt storage which was 100 gb for outlook.

And that woman's name? Hillary Clinton.

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asian

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[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-would-be-your-perfect-playable-autistic-character-rep-for-a-video-game.118275/

This thread is specifically for people with autism like myself

3 Sonic avatars within the first 6 posts

[Snoopycat_]

When they're 14 and your wife has access to them and also she hates you?

But that's every French man on the planet

[Transhuman]

What if Superman had autism?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I sell shady printed papers on ebay as a side hustle. People want evidence tampering things.

Alot of them have recently been from here.

Don't worry, they almost all have pogi in them.

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of optics:

https://i.redd.it/v8f805a5iiz21.png

I wonder when Reset will get to that.

[BisMarckie]

One flew over the cuckoo‘s nest

[BisMarckie]

I was just curious about the word filter and couldn‘t be more pleased with the result.

[agrajag]

I was just curious about the word filter and couldn‘t be more pleased with the result.

am I the only one that's been purposely manipulating the word filter this entire time? 

[BisMarckie]

I heard this was bannable here.

[agrajag]

I heard this was bannable here.

Spamming pics or holodomor kids is bannable. Any other abuse of the Bire mods is responded to with an "oh you  " reprimand at worst.

[BisMarckie]

BUT OPTIMUS!


A poster so shitty that even filler forgot about him.

[agrajag]

yet Cauliflower persists.

[team filler]

I never forgot about opti, free all my niccas 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

wow, ive supported agra for so long and now this?

THIS?

scorn upon your soul and every being who temps to do the same.

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that sounds game of throney right? cause that show is so fucking stupid

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[agrajag]

bitch you reported me on your first day here!

 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

[Transhuman]

The staff post is not being heeded and there are a lot of inflammatory generalizations and othering of Japan going on in here. Thread has been locked, and we will be reviewing posts for further action.

"Othering of Japan"

[Cauliflower Of Love]

bitch you reported me on your first day here!

 

I was testing the system. Which apparently wasn't anonymous and you were trolling me.

It's a mark upon me! I'm sorry.

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fuck you

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[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

You trust RE to actually talk about Japan’s lax CP laws and the skewed priorities of law enforcement and just not “anime tiddies are bad”.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1130995790636355584
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1131021297536913413

 

[thisismyusername]

Them teeth...

[Drainage]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1130995790636355584
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1131021297536913413

 

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ


I misspoke on something pretty major here on accident. What I mean to say was MK11 was the first 3rd party game top place Number 1 on Switch since Mario and Rabbids.

 

[tuna_love]

Them teeth...

only cunt ive seen to wear a hat to show off his giant forehead 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/police-are-irritated-by-japanese-publics-flippant-reaction-to-pierre-takis-drug-crime-see-staff-post.118343/

Videogame forum mods circling the wagons around Japan's pedo problem? Why I never

Holy shit, a mega w-word mod got triggered and the thread’s a fucking graveyard

Gaf is back!

[BIONIC]

two people got banned

Three, and the thread got locked

GRAVEYARD MASS HYSTERIA

[Clockwork5]

This is the kind of dude that types his posts up in Microsoft Word...and then saves them on his hard drive.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-acquires-piranha-bytes-gothic-risen-elex.118371/#post-21009013

[Potato]

time for an official weekend staff communications roundup for those trying to keep up to date for optimum ResetERA.com posting:

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
Knock off the metacommentary about who belongs here. This thread is supposed to be for everyone on the forum who wants to be here for discussion.

Where was this staff post when they were publicly endorsing bullying conservatives and Republicans off the forum?

[agrajag]

why'd you lose your fetish mask, Benji?