Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible  (Read 5267457 times)

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tiesto

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16440 on: May 22, 2019, 12:12:55 PM »
Is it just me, or have the popup ads when viewing Era via mobile become intolerable as of late?
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16441 on: May 22, 2019, 12:17:44 PM »
There are ads on resetera? :ohhh

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16442 on: May 22, 2019, 12:17:54 PM »
Is it just me, or have the popup ads when viewing Era via mobile become intolerable as of late?
It's an ongoing thing that's not a problem at all: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-ad-reporting-thread.60928/post-20253634
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The site is completely unusable on ios safari today due to exactly the same issue I had last friday: Constant redirects (Every 10 seconds or so
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I’ve given up on using the site on my phone. I get redirects 10 seconds in.
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Once again I'm getting redirects. I love how we keep insisting this is a good ad partner and it's the only site I frequent with the most issues of hijacking ads.
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Getting a redirect on mobile to a site that tries to force me to accept notifications.
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Got maybe 10 or so redirects today asking to send me notifications.
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Got this one just now and jumped to Firefox with some adblock, suggested the last time we had this outbreak.
Thanks for your cooperation in enjoying the site.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16443 on: May 22, 2019, 12:18:08 PM »
I wouldn't know because I have 5 eraclear memberships.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16444 on: May 22, 2019, 12:29:39 PM »
didn't end well eh?
Before the Othering of Japan, Nintendo was a family friendly playing card company instead of a den of racism, supporter of child pornography industries and serial killers, that oppresses women who have second jobs.

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Apparently, the Yakuza used Hanafuda cards in their gambling parlors, with Nintendo being their biggest supplier.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16445 on: May 22, 2019, 12:37:22 PM »
I find this idea that women and little girls needed Daenerys to look up to kind of insulting to women and little girls

It's REE's version of "WONT YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!"

They use it for EVERY female character.

Just like their religious counterparts, they only care about children (and women) insofar as it pushes their ideology forward.

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16446 on: May 22, 2019, 12:38:08 PM »
i fully understand him. i watched that movie with daenery and the spacker in a wheelchair, purely because i found her hot. it certainly wasnt for the quality of the movie.

Terminator: Genysys?

Terminator:  Daenerys?
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Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16447 on: May 22, 2019, 12:40:53 PM »
didn't end well eh?
Before the Othering of Japan, Nintendo was a family friendly playing card company instead of a den of racism, supporter of child pornography industries and serial killers, that oppresses women who have second jobs.
That the lady who was fired for mooning moonlighting on the internet?

Straight Edge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16448 on: May 22, 2019, 12:40:57 PM »
I wouldn't know because I have 5 eraclear memberships.

Sounds like an acne medication. :noah
Oi Oi

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16449 on: May 22, 2019, 12:43:50 PM »
i fully understand him. i watched that movie with daenery and the spacker in a wheelchair, purely because i found her hot. it certainly wasnt for the quality of the movie.

Terminator: Genysys?

Terminator:  Daenerys?

more like Burninator

stufte

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16450 on: May 22, 2019, 12:45:16 PM »
Burninator: Trogdors

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16451 on: May 22, 2019, 01:08:07 PM »
TerminatorAbortionator: Ob-gynesys

PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16452 on: May 22, 2019, 01:08:59 PM »
Like the users it's based on, EraClear doesn't work.

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16453 on: May 22, 2019, 01:11:28 PM »
Like the users it's based on, EraClear doesn't work.

You still got acne?
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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16454 on: May 22, 2019, 01:12:34 PM »
my first ever GAF ban was there was a thread of people complaining about their acne and I posted something like "I'm not surprised"  :lol

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16455 on: May 22, 2019, 01:32:05 PM »
Not all skinfolk are kinfolk.

who is ted danson?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16456 on: May 22, 2019, 01:33:03 PM »
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nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16457 on: May 22, 2019, 01:45:18 PM »
How many shit pop ups do you have to deal with before you Adblock :lol

I whitelist tons of sites and never have this issue.

Must be those premier ad partners I hear about :thinking
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16458 on: May 22, 2019, 02:15:05 PM »
This is some stupid fucking shit to juxtapose.

Not really.
As a non-US citizen, I'm more concerned about the foreign power with the history of being more than willing and able to both spy on foreign citizens and also to take any action it deems necessary with complete disregard for sovereignty than I am about the country also spying on foreign citizens but that contains its actions to within its own borders.

e:
A US monopoly on global infrastructural resources - like, say, Windows or RSA encryption for secure payment processing - has knock on effects when the NSA insists on leaving back doors to allow it access, because it then results in civilian damage as a byproduct when things like Wannacry or Birthday attacks occur when black hats independently find those exploits the NSA asked to be left in.

The US is pushing the narrative hard that chinese governmental security forces have backdoors via their civilian technology sales, despite having no proof to supply anyone that that is the case, because the US governmental security forces have backdoors via their civilian technology sales. Its textbook projection.
Absolutely woke.

Civilians should be far more concerned about their domestic government, which have the convenient option of leveraging parallel constructions. The US government is beyond hypocritical, and is way more of a real threat to individuals residing within the FVEY countries than the PRC is.

HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16459 on: May 22, 2019, 02:16:51 PM »
Some people on twitter are freaking out over Overwatch adding a cop skin. Of course there's also (few) people on RE whining over it

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Another Cop costume?

Lawd like this game couldn’t be any more cancelled

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Ugh, Cop skins, cool
https://www.resetera.com/threads/overwatch-anniversary-event-returns-on-may-21st-now-live.117752/post-20994476

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16460 on: May 22, 2019, 02:19:45 PM »
The woke game that arbitrarily steals your license for "toxicity", and bans people for giving the ok-sign is cancelled because it acknowledges law enforcement exists.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16461 on: May 22, 2019, 02:40:59 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/fans-are-disappointed-that-overwatch-still-doesnt-have-a-black-woman-hero.80148/

shame that nobody can bump digitalOPs greatest hit as a response to Popoverwatch

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16462 on: May 22, 2019, 02:46:37 PM »
Yes, because they were STEALING. :punch

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16463 on: May 22, 2019, 02:49:19 PM »
Some people on twitter are freaking out over Overwatch adding a cop skin. Of course there's also (few) people on RE whining over it

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Another Cop costume?

Lawd like this game couldn’t be any more cancelled

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Ugh, Cop skins, cool
https://www.resetera.com/threads/overwatch-anniversary-event-returns-on-may-21st-now-live.117752/post-20994476
Oh, they made a shooter out of those SFM characters? Cool.

MMaRsu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16464 on: May 22, 2019, 02:56:36 PM »
Oh noez not teh cops :(

The real enemies of the people  ???
What


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16466 on: May 22, 2019, 03:37:10 PM »

oh no no no, mods need to do something before people start getting the wrong idea that they can criticize them. It's like a mental contagion that could become viral. Quickly, get an admin to remind everyone that they need to quietly report themselves to be added to the mods shit-lists for a poorly justified future ban.

Nintex

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16467 on: May 22, 2019, 03:41:08 PM »
ResetEra watch is like cold war Kremlin Watch.

"Look, he has a ban message but his name is not crossed out. Clearly the doves are gaining on the hawks."
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16468 on: May 22, 2019, 03:44:38 PM »
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Is there any way I can get this on Steam? id love to play it on PC but dont want to support the EGS.
It's weird how pedophilia isn't a stopper but a storefront is.

its weird how disingenuous false equivalency is only bannable when its the wrong kind of disingenuous false equivalency.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16469 on: May 22, 2019, 03:49:56 PM »
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Is there any way I can get this on Steam? id love to play it on PC but dont want to support the EGS.
It's weird how pedophilia isn't a stopper but a storefront is.

its weird how disingenuous false equivalency is only bannable when its the wrong kind of disingenuous false equivalency.

It's weird how a pedophile isn't a showstopper, but a ShowerElf is.

ResetBanBot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16470 on: May 22, 2019, 03:50:44 PM »
I mean it's not surprising that going EGS exclusive is basically sales suicide in the PC market. The whole idea is that Epic is paying them enough to offset this loss of sales. The fact that Epic is almost certainly not making any profit off these exclusivity deals while using it harm their competitors is part of why this is so distasteful. At least Standard Oil would actually drop their prices, and not just legally restrict access.

Also: Linux, previous Metro games supported it. So fuck you Epic.

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16471 on: May 22, 2019, 03:51:06 PM »
didn't end well eh?
Before the Othering of Japan, Nintendo was a family friendly playing card company instead of a den of racism, supporter of child pornography industries and serial killers, that oppresses women who have second jobs.
That the lady who was fired for mooning moonlighting on the internet?

No one was polite enough to answer so : yes.
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Nintex

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16472 on: May 22, 2019, 03:51:46 PM »
Linux gaming will never be a thing and that has nothing to do with Epic.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16473 on: May 22, 2019, 03:54:18 PM »
Linux gaming will never be a thing and that has nothing to do with Epic.
There are literally dozens of us.

nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16474 on: May 22, 2019, 03:55:38 PM »
Noted dumbass Fernando Rocker accurately describes everything he's ever written on the internet:

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Well, this thread backfired on me.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hate-americas-traffic-lights.118045/post-20961043

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16475 on: May 22, 2019, 03:58:48 PM »

THE CONTAGION IS SPREADING!!!

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16476 on: May 22, 2019, 03:59:07 PM »
I saw that Shy was banned again recently for like the 6th or 7th time already.Checked the ban message and it‘s a 2 weeks ban. :lol

The previous ban had this in the ban message.
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Extensive history of trolling, hostility, and antagonistic behavior despite numerous warnings and bans.

https://resetera.com//threads/death-stranding-a-hideo-kojima-game-strand.60900/post-20885383
This one only says long history of similar behavior . :rofl

Good to know that such a quality contributor (who else would post that white feminism meme in unrelated threads?) will be back soon. :aah
« Last Edit: May 22, 2019, 04:04:38 PM by BisMarckie »

jorma

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16477 on: May 22, 2019, 04:00:45 PM »
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Is there any way I can get this on Steam? id love to play it on PC but dont want to support the EGS.
It's weird how pedophilia isn't a stopper but a storefront is.

its weird how disingenuous false equivalency is only bannable when its the wrong kind of disingenuous false equivalency.

imagine the absolute state of their discord when not a single soul is engaging and just talk about irrelevant stuff such as egs moneyhats and how well metro did

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16478 on: May 22, 2019, 04:01:11 PM »
I saw that Shy was banned again recently for like the 6th or 7th time already.Checked the ban message and it‘s a 2 weeks ban. :lol

The previous ban had this in the ban message.
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Extensive history of trolling, hostility, and antagonistic behavior despite numerous warnings and bans.

https://resetera.com//threads/death-stranding-a-hideo-kojima-game-strand.60900/post-20885383 This one only lists accumulated infractions. :rofl

Good to know that such a quality contributor (who else would post that white feminism meme in unrelated threads?) will be back soon. :aah

It was a duration pending before, and I'll admit I was looking forward to it being a perm :stahp

I guess someone sorted it.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16479 on: May 22, 2019, 04:04:00 PM »
https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/search/actioned?u=Shy

Looks like Shy might be on double secret super probation from nerdlinger house!

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16480 on: May 22, 2019, 04:05:44 PM »
That‘s almost PD territory, but resetera has only been around for 18 months and PD‘s stuff on gaf was funny.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16481 on: May 22, 2019, 04:08:19 PM »
Why would anyone want to protect a shitty-ass poster like SHY. What does the forum gain from keeping these idiots around?

ResetBanBot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16482 on: May 22, 2019, 04:08:25 PM »

g-guys don't you know this is a sensitive topic? r-right?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16483 on: May 22, 2019, 04:10:33 PM »
Why would anyone want to protect a shitty-ass poster like SHY. What does the forum gain from keeping these idiots around?
Progressive stacking

stufte

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16484 on: May 22, 2019, 04:12:51 PM »
Why would anyone want to protect a shitty-ass poster like SHY. What does the forum gain from keeping these idiots around?
Progressive stacking

But aggressive assholes like SHY give progressives a bad name. You'd think it'd be better to cull the assholes and keep the level-headed ones. Guess not.

ResetBanBot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16485 on: May 22, 2019, 04:14:54 PM »
The progressive stack is _the_ fundamental attribute of the modern American progressive. Progressivism is giving progressives a bad name by advocating for systemic, codified and enforced racism and sexism.

Nintex

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16486 on: May 22, 2019, 04:16:26 PM »
Why would anyone want to protect a shitty-ass poster like SHY. What does the forum gain from keeping these idiots around?
Progressive stacking

But aggressive assholes like SHY give progressives a bad name. You'd think it'd be better to cull the assholes and keep the level-headed ones. Guess not.
Communist revolutions are not known for keeping around the level headed.
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nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16487 on: May 22, 2019, 04:23:59 PM »
on resetti every topic is a sensitive topic but that's because of the posters, not the topic

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16488 on: May 22, 2019, 04:30:41 PM »
Noted dumbass Fernando Rocker accurately describes everything he's ever written on the internet:

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Well, this thread backfired on me.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-hate-americas-traffic-lights.118045/post-20961043

Imagine driving and this dumbass is in front of you and slams his breaks the second he sees a yellow light.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16489 on: May 22, 2019, 04:32:56 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/thqn-absolute-majority-of-metro-exodus-revenue-coming-from-consoles-no-comment-on-pc-sales.118415/post-21027767
Quote from: Riotous
For what it's worth though Epic has outright stated the plan is to scale back if the store becomes more popular, or if other stores lower their cut from the standard ~30% (although whether that's BS or not is hard to say.)

Of course its BS, because they know that other storefronts can't match that without sacrificing existing quality of service.
Epic can waive all their fees for any Unreal Engine title sold through their own store, because they get a cut of the end product anyway.
Who else can do that?
The only other storefront owner that has an engine provides it for free anyway, so you can't go lower than that.

Other storefronts swings-and-roundabouts the various costs associated with supporting non-standard payment methods, or supplying product to smaller 'riskier' territories.
Epic just don't fucking bother with these territories or payment methods at all. Literally due to the costs involved meaning their cut is untenable in providing games to those people.
So anyone who wants to match an untenable cut is either going to have to soak the costs (which Epic themselves have stated they are unwilling to do) or just cut loose a bunch of existing customers to hit an entirely arbitrary percentile point in a dick measuring contest that Epic set the rules for in the first place.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16490 on: May 22, 2019, 04:34:12 PM »
Don't worry, mods are on the job.



Oh TatteredHat slipped by with the preemptive self-censorship

Nintex

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16491 on: May 22, 2019, 04:35:04 PM »
Me just barely making the yellow light and seeing another car behind me that clearly had a red light
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16492 on: May 22, 2019, 04:36:11 PM »
You see what happens when you don't copy pasta some tangentially relevant post some other mod made once into every topic even vaguely related to Epic, era mods? Do you see?

Uppity users start thinking they have some insight into things being more than just a launcher lol entitled so called master race

who is ted danson?

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« Reply #16493 on: May 22, 2019, 04:40:35 PM »
ever notice how many people named tim just suck?

tim sweeney
tim schafer
tim heidecker

really makes you think
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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16494 on: May 22, 2019, 04:43:54 PM »
Me just barely making the yellow light and seeing another car behind me that clearly had a red light
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down here people don't give a fuck. I'll run a borderline red light and see sometimes 3-4 cars rushing thorough the red behind me. The worst is the left turn light. For some reason if it's a left turn, people feel entitled to run the red. Sometimes they daisy chain together and there is like 10 cars in a row running the red left turn light. They feel like if they are close enough to the other cars, they can just keep running red indefinitely.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16495 on: May 22, 2019, 04:48:20 PM »
Countries without this sequence. :hhh

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16496 on: May 22, 2019, 04:54:03 PM »
ever notice how many people named tim just suck?


tim heidecker



benji will use his dossier to find you and kill you.

bork

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16497 on: May 22, 2019, 04:54:47 PM »
Me just barely making the yellow light and seeing another car behind me that clearly had a red light
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Me just barely making the yellow light and seeing another car behind me, that clearly had a red light, speed through it and go around me, then get pulled over by a cop in the opposite lane


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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16498 on: May 22, 2019, 04:57:12 PM »
Ehh.. you have literally know way of making statements of fact like this, literally.

No, but maybe Tim Sweeney does
https://twitter.com/timsweeneyepic/status/1091025939109199879
https://twitter.com/TimSweeneyEpic/status/1091036025898651648

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16499 on: May 22, 2019, 04:57:21 PM »
Countries without this sequence. :hhh
what the fuck is that?

This seuence alerts you that you gonna have a green light in a second. So you are ready for the green light and don‘t waste precious seconds like an idiot.