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Bananas

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16740 on: May 24, 2019, 06:38:01 AM »
Don't kid yourself. You are so obsessed with it you'll be destroyed without era.

Beside, despite what you reactionaries say, it's a pretty good place to discuss videogames.
hahahahahhaahahahahahah. Ok yeah if need somewhere to clutch pearls about anime titty and Jack off to whatever sony exclusive is in the pipeline it's my #1 stop
Imagine being this deluded.  :lol


Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16741 on: May 24, 2019, 06:41:44 AM »
(Of course, this conveniently ignores all the time at night, after my family is asleep, playing video games for work. That's endless hours of unpaid overtime quietly built into the job. )

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16742 on: May 24, 2019, 06:43:17 AM »
Kepleck is whining about having to play games at night in a luxurious sofa, soda and AC and acting like  a victim while minorities and single moms have to get second jobs and terrible contract gigs while doing night school to put food on the table.

This has to be one of the most embarrassing first world privilege series of tweet I have ever seen.

Nobody cares about gaming journos opinions about games anymore. Can anyone name a gaming journalist that is actually a skilled player?

Have you ever noticed how there is no new generation of classic style gaming journos? All those peope doing podcasts and vids are all aging gamers who are 30yo+ and cant keep up with today’s games.

you’re being replaced by teenagers livestreaming the games on twitch while getting $200 tips every night.

They are better players, more entertaining, have very little overhead and are far more entertaining than traditional journos.

Why waste time reading a page long review written in an expensive downtown office to read a description of gameplay  and amateur levels of 10 minutes gameplay segments with ads and crap montage while you can watch a dude pull insane combos and headshots from his console at home and twitch.

Gaming journos are dinosaurs and they don’t even know it

« Last Edit: May 24, 2019, 06:50:08 AM by Shuri »

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16743 on: May 24, 2019, 06:44:31 AM »
Jesus at those low effort trolls  ::)

Message boards, what are those ?  :whatsthedeal Am I right incel boomers kek ? :rodney

Contact shosta for some private lessons.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16744 on: May 24, 2019, 06:46:09 AM »
Kepleck whining about having to play games at night in a luxurious sofa, soda and AC and acting like  a victim while minorities and single moms have to get second jobs and terrible contract gigs while doing night school to put food on the table.

This has to be one of the most embarrassing first world privilege series of tweet I have ever seen.

Nobody cares about gaming journos opinions about games anymore, you’re being replaced by teenagers livestreaming the games on twitch while getting $200 tips every night.

I don't understand why he doesn't just stream as well, I would love to see how he actually plays games.

I mean after all if he's put literally 100's of hours into games, he must be at least pretty good. Right?

Bananas

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16745 on: May 24, 2019, 06:50:11 AM »
Jesus at those low effort trolls  ::)

"I don't have a good come back, better call him a troll"  :lol

Go back to r/Gaming circlejerking to the witcher 3.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16746 on: May 24, 2019, 06:56:39 AM »
You shouldn't be reading this thread if you're gonna swing at Vom of all people.

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Pepinappe

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16747 on: May 24, 2019, 07:09:46 AM »
I don't understand why he doesn't just stream as well, I would love to see how he actually plays games.

It's gonna be 30 minutes of  :exxy

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16748 on: May 24, 2019, 07:14:45 AM »
Ehhh I think there's some validity to the point exposed to Klepek. It's still work at the end of the day and not one that pays that well AFAIK. Obviously I don't think it's as heavy pressure or difficult than a teacher bringing homework that needs to be corrected and graded at home, but still.

That said I don't think I've seen many literary or movie reviewers play the pity game (despite some of the same undercurrent of "bunch of incompetent assholes living large on press events and viewings" existing) and being so transparently insecure of their validity to the masses/readership at large. I'm not sure why. I'd like to believe it's because they're all ascended teens/fanboys in a way, but really the same can be said for some famous movie critics. Maybe just the lack of that veneer of academia and high culture...? Or because book reviewers didn't have Twitter and just whined and got roasted in their more exclusive milieu ?
« Last Edit: May 24, 2019, 07:19:54 AM by VomKriege »
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16749 on: May 24, 2019, 07:15:06 AM »
You guys are going to be so embarrassed when Patrick posts his time sheets.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16750 on: May 24, 2019, 07:23:31 AM »
using boomer as insult, here,  :doge kk

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16751 on: May 24, 2019, 07:54:52 AM »
Don't kid yourself. You are so obsessed with it you'll be destroyed without era.

Beside, despite what you reactionaries say, it's a pretty good place to discuss videogames.
hahahahahhaahahahahahah. Ok yeah if need somewhere to clutch pearls about anime titty and Jack off to whatever sony exclusive is in the pipeline it's my #1 stop
Imagine being this deluded.  :lol


Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol
Thinks reddit is for boomers, infers forums are for the young. Bananas everyone.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16752 on: May 24, 2019, 07:55:19 AM »
I broke the dont repsond to bananas rule, so please flog me.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16753 on: May 24, 2019, 08:20:37 AM »
Oh how things change in a year's time

(Image removed from quote.)

But what can Cerium actually do, as sole arbiter of allowable discourse, permissible behaviour and codes of conduct?

Remove protected status of the people who consitently use blood soaked streets rhetoric and their narrative push that political violence is the only available option?

Not ban people who criticise left wing extremism under the pretense of "tone policing", or "downplaying actions of a hate group", or allow people who cannot defend their own position on its own merits to rebut via an attack and implying any criticism of their rhetoric must stem from endorsing opposing extremist rhetoric, as though extremism of one flavour or another is the only position possible?

Treat such talk as something not wanted on what is ultimately a forum about videogames, and not give a slap on the wrist warning or 1 day ban for doing that, while treating something like a right wing sony fanboy dumbshit who used to work for IGN as so heinous a topic of discussion that they cannot even be mentioned by name?

There just seems no possible way to solve this problem as head adminstrator of resetera.com LLC

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16754 on: May 24, 2019, 08:22:22 AM »
Don't kid yourself. You are so obsessed with it you'll be destroyed without era.

Beside, despite what you reactionaries say, it's a pretty good place to discuss videogames.

I mean, sure, in the sense that an anti-vaxxer or flat earth forum is a "pretty good place" to discuss science, for those people that feel they need a 'safe space' to say things that will get them relentlessly mocked elsewhere

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16755 on: May 24, 2019, 08:23:03 AM »
Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol

:confused

Can you smell burning toast right now bananas?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16756 on: May 24, 2019, 08:24:23 AM »
Meanwhile, on NeoGAF:

(Thread is  :nsfw)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/butt-thread.1472214/page-27
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fucking disgusting
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[ISPOILER][/ISPOILER]
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That shit is bordering on bestiality bro
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It's called thicc matthew sweeeatiey. These girls have big donks.
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Quote from: brap, post: 254304337, member: 738933
It's called thicc matthew sweeeatiey. These girls have big dongs.
Yeah, they look like they do.
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How would you know? Have you been looking at some lately? :smug
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Yeah you just showed me
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Hot damn who is this chick?  Plz tell me she does porn.
You sure that ain't a dude? I mean that face is pretty suspect.
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why are you like this? every women who doesnt look like a supermodel looks like a guy to you. why are you so insecure? im not posting any transgirls in this thread.

:lore

« Last Edit: May 24, 2019, 08:56:10 AM by bork »
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16757 on: May 24, 2019, 08:29:55 AM »
That said I don't think I've seen many literary or movie reviewers play the pity game (despite some of the same undercurrent of "bunch of incompetent assholes living large on press events and viewings" existing) and being so transparently insecure of their validity to the masses/readership at large. I'm not sure why. I'd like to believe it's because they're all ascended teens/fanboys in a way, but really the same can be said for some famous movie critics. Maybe just the lack of that veneer of academia and high culture...? Or because book reviewers didn't have Twitter and just whined and got roasted in their more exclusive milieu ?
They want to be "part of the conversation" and this is tied into the need to justify games as "art" and thus worthy of the "conversation" boosting their own status as thinkers. The constant need to step outside their niche and talk about everything and have "deep thoughts" is all part of this revealed preference. They don't even actually like games as games and play as little as they can unless it's "important", games are the platform to elevate themselves and their own thinking with. Patrick's God of War article lays all of this out perfectly, he admits that he still doesn't know what he actually thinks about BioShock Infinite because he was too distracted by the need for it to MATTER and be IMPORTANT and HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY that his ultimate thoughts are about what he thinks the story says to him personally on reflection of critical blowback and literally nothing else. Giant Bomb's effectiveness is that they cast off this pretense and that's why Patrick and Austin had to leave, they don't want to deal with the games too much other than when games are "relevant" to their own upper class millenial niche of society.

Their larger problem is that they have nothing to say, not even about the subject they're supposedly discussing, let alone beyond that. That's why all gaming journalism is entirely replaceable except for those people, and this is why they hate YouTubers/streamers, who establish themselves as personalities. There's ultimately more people who are going to say "I want to know if [streamer I like] thinks this new game is fun" than people who say "I want to know how Patrick Klepek's insecurities about being a father are triggered by the random moment voiceovers in God of War and nothing else about the game."

It's absolutely the same in other forms of criticism, but they've been around long enough to have that separation, to have the establishment of the different forms. You can have Gene Shalit, Roger Ebert, the local newspaper guys review of the newest movies, and more academic forms of criticism like On Cinema At The Cinema. Gaming simply isn't old enough yet. The people "maturing" were the immature people five/ten years ago (see: Patrick) and they're hitting a crisis of irrelevancy because their main audience is also maturing out of a 24/7 fandom wankery. They can't move on because they don't have anything else. The kids on YouTube or whatever can be more flexible in chasing whatever is the "new form" and also have the advantage of resources, and the time to evolve, to outpace the old hands. If they don't find a niche, either Game Informer or Giant Bomb, or somebody like Schrierer who has found the "development history" angle to write actual books from, they're literally just producing content to produce content. Look at Patrick's contributions to Waypoint, they're the same as everywhere else he's been (except Giant Bomb arguably) except they're desperately trying to sound more progressive, more relevant, more meaningful, more important. (While still turning around and going HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NEW TRAILER YALL, SHOOTBANGS!!)

There's not a problem with any of this, and there's at least some audience (although as you note, game journalists are uniquely contemptuous of their audience because their audience ultimately doesn't treat them as seriously as they want to be treated) but it will always come off as hilariously phony and desperate until they actually figure out the why of the motions they insist on going through. Where the millenial game journalist is somewhat even funnier is their refusal to see what others have done before and insist on reinventing the wheel always. Better, more experienced hands have already done "serious" games criticism, have already done "games coverage for the aging gamer" and "games coverage for gaming parents" and everything else. Where they have no interest in any of this, or really anything regarding gaming, is that it's not really what they want, they want to be like every other writer throughout history and enter into some kind of high class lifestyle of intellectual salons with games as their unique contribution to the "conversation" but their problem is that whole world has been democratized a hundred times over, and then the internet came along and blew the barriers away and democratized it utterly and permanently. The millenial struggle in regards to this is that we lived in the world before this happened and became mainstream. We remember a world where not only was print gaming journalism financially viable, that even someone like Dave Halverston could self-fund multiple iterations of the same magazine for years on end, but we "remember" a world where Scary fucking Larry could run ads for his $2 per minute 1-900 number in GamePro and people actually called it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16758 on: May 24, 2019, 08:34:07 AM »
 :nsfw https://www.neogaf.com/threads/butt-thread.1472214/page-27  :nsfw

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Something about this one on the first page that keeps me coming back to. Not the best butt in the thread, but just overall straight up sex appeal.
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I don’t fap to it but I sure enjoy the occasional fart video like that one.
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I'd pay top dollar to see these women have a farting contest.

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Bananas

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16759 on: May 24, 2019, 08:34:12 AM »
Don't kid yourself. You are so obsessed with it you'll be destroyed without era.

Beside, despite what you reactionaries say, it's a pretty good place to discuss videogames.
hahahahahhaahahahahahah. Ok yeah if need somewhere to clutch pearls about anime titty and Jack off to whatever sony exclusive is in the pipeline it's my #1 stop
Imagine being this deluded.  :lol


Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol
Thinks reddit is for boomers, infers forums are for the young. Bananas everyone.

Do you cry when your opinion doesn't get upvotes on a forum? Poor redditor.

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16760 on: May 24, 2019, 08:55:52 AM »
I don't know if I'll be as acidic but I agree that in the end it's probably "just" that they've been caught in the middle of the media revolution really.
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Rufus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16761 on: May 24, 2019, 09:05:11 AM »
Also, Austin actually can talk about mechanics, from what I remember of his input on Giantbomb. He's not like the typical English-degree-having reviewers who focus on story and themes.

thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16762 on: May 24, 2019, 09:11:02 AM »
Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol



Reddit: 2007.
Forums/BBS's: 1970s.

:thinking

Unironically kill yourself. Post haste.

(ba)NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA... :batman Bork-man :batman FURRY-DOG-THAT-ISN'T-A-FURRY :batman NICK FROST-LOVER :batman Why haven't you three perma'd this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow already? They add nothing to the discussion and make no goddamn sense.

bork

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16763 on: May 24, 2019, 09:17:20 AM »
Put him on your ignore list and move on?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16764 on: May 24, 2019, 09:18:05 AM »
Bananas is Bork's alt bro

bork

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16765 on: May 24, 2019, 09:18:54 AM »
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nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16766 on: May 24, 2019, 09:32:25 AM »
I'm so much better than those awful resetti posters that have to ban all people who disagree with them or they'll throw a tanrum :smug also can the mods ban this person who I disagree with while I throw a tantrum thanks

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16767 on: May 24, 2019, 09:38:27 AM »
#free Creepy Stalker.

#free etiolate

#free the other autystys :american

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16768 on: May 24, 2019, 09:45:18 AM »
#FreeRectalExams

Europeans already have them, by the time you had like 50 you hardly feel anything anymore.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16769 on: May 24, 2019, 09:53:48 AM »
#FreeRectalExams

Europeans already have them, by the time you had like 50 you hardly feel anything anymore.

get a larger dildo

remy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16770 on: May 24, 2019, 10:11:26 AM »
Don't kid yourself. You are so obsessed with it you'll be destroyed without era.

Beside, despite what you reactionaries say, it's a pretty good place to discuss videogames.
hahahahahhaahahahahahah. Ok yeah if need somewhere to clutch pearls about anime titty and Jack off to whatever sony exclusive is in the pipeline it's my #1 stop
Imagine being this deluded.  :lol


Then again, I imagine you boomers redditors straight up cannot use forums. "Where is maaaaah downvote option, someone said something bad about the game I like!!!!"  :lol
the only boomin round me is the boom  of deez  nuts dragging along the ground  :rash

BikeJesus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16771 on: May 24, 2019, 10:16:29 AM »
Ban banning.

You know how at the end of Super Ghouls and Ghosts, if you didn't obtain some obscure item, you couldn't get the true ending? That's how The Dark Tower series ends.

Have a great day, taco.

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bork

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16774 on: May 24, 2019, 10:31:01 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/catherine-full-bodys-western-localization-will-remove-ericas-deadname-in-the-credits-transphobic-lines-of-dialogue-have-been-changed-too.118715/page-4#post-21067488
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Cool, we really should celebrate this. Hooray to censorship.

Banned for being an alt account.

:salute :yukasalute :salute
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16775 on: May 24, 2019, 10:37:06 AM »
looks like ERA successfully censored a game.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/catherine-full-bodys-western-localization-will-remove-ericas-deadname-in-the-credits-transphobic-lines-of-dialogue-have-been-changed-too.118715/

I like that most of them still don't want to buy it.  :lol

Damage is already done that's how it works, personally can't wait for the full body, cock and balls included edition!

How do they even figure out alt accounts so quick?

Also what exactly did this 5 hour upgrade actually upgrade?


benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16776 on: May 24, 2019, 11:01:31 AM »
Also what exactly did this 5 hour upgrade actually upgrade?
lrn 2 read boomer

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16777 on: May 24, 2019, 11:05:41 AM »
I think that hyperlink thing is a standard feature in Xenforo that they rolled out in an update a few months ago, ResetBanBot will probably know for sure. Any feature NeoGAF.com has implemented before ResetERA.com does probably is like this.

The share on social media thing obviously is. Usually most people DISABLE THOSE because they suck resources via the API calls and nobody actually fucking uses them.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16778 on: May 24, 2019, 11:06:36 AM »
Can‘t believe they didn’t have Era Clear gifting ready for Valentines Day. :goty2

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16779 on: May 24, 2019, 11:06:49 AM »
Also what exactly did this 5 hour upgrade actually upgrade?
lrn 2 read boomer

I forgot my spectacles  :whoo

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16780 on: May 24, 2019, 11:07:38 AM »
I just learned of metacouncil in the egs thq nordic sales thread. Anyone here post there? Is it any good? I primarily pc game so that’s what piqued my interest, and pc discussion on era is usually a shitshow or barren wasteland.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16781 on: May 24, 2019, 11:08:47 AM »
top posters meme is back guys.....

How about adding a most threads closed by which mod weekly newsletter.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16782 on: May 24, 2019, 11:09:05 AM »
looks like ERA successfully censored a game.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/catherine-full-bodys-western-localization-will-remove-ericas-deadname-in-the-credits-transphobic-lines-of-dialogue-have-been-changed-too.118715/

It doesn't seem very successful when most members don't want to buy it. This approach benefits nobody, both detractors and supporters are unhappy with the product.

They needed to pick a side and lean into it; either dont do shit, or give a full blown video apology from a person on the localization team explaining that the game will be purged of its bigoted japanese sensibilities and now takes place in Los angeles. This "suss out what's changed through IGN" strategy is dumb as fuck, it's playing a game of telephone with bigotry, which is how you end up with the original headline of NEW CATHERINE GAME HAS ENDING WITH TRANS GENOCIDE that we're all trying to avoid.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16783 on: May 24, 2019, 11:10:19 AM »
I just learned of metacouncil in the egs thq nordic sales thread. Anyone here post there? Is it any good? I primarily pc game so that’s what piqued my interest, and pc discussion on era is usually a shitshow or barren wasteland.

Last thing I have heard is that nachobro was swimming in likes.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16784 on: May 24, 2019, 11:11:44 AM »
Please tell me grifting is in the actual text and wasn't added here for lulz
they added the feature the other day actually, and when I hovered over incelsiorlef to see what her post count was up to I thought it said "Grift This User" :teehee

Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16785 on: May 24, 2019, 11:13:35 AM »
Ban banning.

You know how at the end of Super Ghouls and Ghosts, if you didn't obtain some obscure item, you couldn't get the true ending? That's how The Dark Tower series ends.

Have a great day, taco.

Yeah but the movie was a sequel to that and fixed everything.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16786 on: May 24, 2019, 11:14:14 AM »
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This guy directed Blue Is the Warmest Color? Was it really too much to ask for the director of an important, culturally significant film about LGBT youth to not be a fucking pervert? Jesus Christ.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/15-minute-explicit-sex-scene-in-abdellatif-kechiche%E2%80%99s-latest-film-leads-to-outcry-and-walk-outs-at-cannes.118792/page-2#post-21075418
ὕβρις

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16787 on: May 24, 2019, 11:15:43 AM »
Super Ghouls and Ghosts you just have to beat twice, that was the franchises thing, I don't remember if Maximo copies it. That PSP version might be different too.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16788 on: May 24, 2019, 11:17:21 AM »
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Clicking on the full row in the thread index links to the thread now, not just clicking on the link text. I just need validation that this is indeed new behavior and I'm not goin crazy. I've got a bad habit of just absent-mindedly clicking on things I don't expect to react, and I've jumped to threads unexpectedly a few times.
that's all mom

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16789 on: May 24, 2019, 11:18:07 AM »
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I was trying to test out the Share feature, and when I clicked that new Share icon, my only choices were:

e-mail
WhatsApp
Pinterest
Tumblr
Reddit

Is there no way to share to Facebook or Twitter, aside from copying the link provided in that share screen?
where's Google+?

Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16790 on: May 24, 2019, 11:19:38 AM »
For that matter, where's Path and Apple Ping?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16791 on: May 24, 2019, 11:20:20 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/goto/post?id=21075670

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But yes sex is worst than violence in media.

..........

Clearly venturing into this thread and then Reee was a bad idea today. :lol

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16792 on: May 24, 2019, 11:21:12 AM »


wait, which forum is for boomers again?

(the sparrow ad was about keeping healthy in retirement)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16793 on: May 24, 2019, 11:21:47 AM »
God damn those share pages shows how out of touch these "boomer" are

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16794 on: May 24, 2019, 11:23:08 AM »
Based on your searches online benji way to out yourself as a boomer.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16795 on: May 24, 2019, 11:23:35 AM »
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This guy directed Blue Is the Warmest Color? Was it really too much to ask for the director of an important, culturally significant film about LGBT youth to not be a fucking pervert? Jesus Christ.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/15-minute-explicit-sex-scene-in-abdellatif-kechiche%E2%80%99s-latest-film-leads-to-outcry-and-walk-outs-at-cannes.118792/page-2#post-21075418
We still have bound tho



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16796 on: May 24, 2019, 11:25:26 AM »
I was so glad when those share buttons finally started dying, they were like the last vestige of the Web 2.0 era (:teehee) before everyone realized they're fucking stupid and browsers/apps/OSes already have much better ways to share things...

Well except RE.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16797 on: May 24, 2019, 11:29:50 AM »
somebody mentioned how much better the ads were so i opened it in browser without an ad block, I had no idea the ads refresh the page when they change :lol

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16798 on: May 24, 2019, 11:30:09 AM »
I was so glad when those share buttons finally started dying, they were like the last vestige of the Web 2.0 era (:teehee) before everyone realized they're fucking stupid and browsers/apps/OSes already have much better ways to share things...

Well except RE.

Most news sites still have them.

Who are frequented by boomers. :ufup

And benji.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #16799 on: May 24, 2019, 11:31:19 AM »
apparently they don't have a standard size either?