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thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22860 on: June 17, 2019, 02:33:30 PM »
I mean:



If your first thought is "I wanna fuck that (kid)!" You're a pedo.

Splatoon's fanbase has that as their first thought.

I'm sure the game is good (for kids, there's better shooters out there), but the fanbase being full of folks like that Tattoo dude and James makes you :nope the fuck out.

That shit is for kids, bro. Don't sexualize the kids.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22861 on: June 17, 2019, 02:34:05 PM »
We do not know if there is a link between BenjiSales, Benjipwns and the BenjiReset who was a member of that discord.
But with each day that passes without an official statement, it is only looking more and more suspicious.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22862 on: June 17, 2019, 02:35:41 PM »
Between the shit James has been posting lately, as well as the presence of accused pedophiles like benjipwns, and Dennis, The Bore is getting sus as fuck  :hitler

*scoff* We all know why the Bore was actually 404'd last night and this morning.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22863 on: June 17, 2019, 02:36:49 PM »
I mean:

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If your first thought is "I wanna fuck that (kid)!" You're a pedo.

Splatoon's fanbase has that as their first thought.

I'm sure the game is good (for kids, there's better shooters out there), but the fanbase being full of folks like that Tattoo dude and James makes you :nope the fuck out.

That shit is for kids, bro. Don't sexualize the kids.

Nobody wants to fuck unnamed female squid character you sad fuck. Note how that character is modestly and appropriately dressed for ink combat

Its all about Marina who was 18 as of the release of Splatoon 2

And you better watch what youre saying before you insult one of the premiere mods of the bore dot com

This ring any bells?





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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22864 on: June 17, 2019, 02:39:06 PM »
I doubt unnamed female squid character can even produce up to 11lbs of eggs, so what would even be the fucking point

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22865 on: June 17, 2019, 02:41:52 PM »
Drama at NuGAF :

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601067

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This is literally the fasting moving thread in NewGAF history. So yeah, it's hard to keep track of whats what. But I read the OP, and the page I posted that on had several mentions of someone raping and murdering an 8 year old child. Judging by your lack of response, I'm guessing that it was hysteria? Sorry that you take it personally when I call that out.

P.S. I've been posting on GAF consistently as my primary online community for 20 years. I'll keep "popping in", thanks.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22866 on: June 17, 2019, 02:43:23 PM »
Did y'all see the posts on nu-GAF where they tried to unravel the mystery of "Media Create Sales" and how it related to the secret pedo ring?

All I'm saying is, there's a reason Splatoon and Splatoon 2 stay in the "Media Create Sales" charts if you know what I mean.

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« Reply #22867 on: June 17, 2019, 02:43:43 PM »
Did y'all see the posts on nu-GAF where they tried to unravel the mystery of "Media Create Sales" and how it related to the secret pedo ring?
That's my theory imma gonna sue
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22868 on: June 17, 2019, 02:49:53 PM »
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Do we know if Media Create Sales perhaps actually means something else? I don't understand why anyone would care that much over fucking weekly sales numbers in Japan. And yet every single week they get hundreds of responses....

 :thinking
Do we know if "Alexa ranking" perhaps actually means something else?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-42#post-254595625
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22869 on: June 17, 2019, 02:52:43 PM »
Nobody wants to fuck unnamed female squid character you sad fuck. Note how that character is modestly and appropriately dressed for ink combat

Its all about Marina who was 18 as of the release of Splatoon 2

"ACHTUALLY SHE'S A 18000 YEAR OLD SQUID! SO IT'S TOTALLY OK!"

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And you better watch what youre saying before you insult one of the premiere mods of the bore dot com

This ring any bells?

(Image removed from quote.)

And I side-eye'd bork when he had that as well.

The Splatoon fanbase is full of kiddy-diddlers. I'm not surprised the one on GAF 2.0 got got for trying to fuck an underage while having tattoos of underage kids on him.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22870 on: June 17, 2019, 02:55:01 PM »
Unlike prominent members like BenjiReset james hasn‘t been accused of anything.
Back off timu, we do not want a witch hunt.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22871 on: June 17, 2019, 02:56:52 PM »
james hasn‘t been accused of anything.

But he sure defends those 12-year-old looking kids because "they're actually 18, so wacking off to them is totally ok... r-r-right?"  :cmonson

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22872 on: June 17, 2019, 02:57:43 PM »
james hasn‘t been accused of anything.

But he sure defends those 12-year-old looking kids because "they're actually 18, so wacking off to them is totally ok... r-r-right?"  :cmonson

If you think Marina looks 12 you need help

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22873 on: June 17, 2019, 02:58:27 PM »
we do not want a witch hunt.



Do we know if "witch hunt" perhaps actually means something else

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22874 on: June 17, 2019, 03:01:04 PM »
Shame on that pedo splatoon dude for involving Midna in all this.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22875 on: June 17, 2019, 03:01:06 PM »
We do not know if there is a link between BenjiSales, Benjipwns and the BenjiReset who was a member of that discord.
But with each day that passes without an official statement, it is only looking more and more suspicious.

He's already in prison anyway  :trumps

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22876 on: June 17, 2019, 03:01:15 PM »
Full disclosure: James sent me 3 TB of Splatoon porn, so I might be biased in this discussion.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22877 on: June 17, 2019, 03:02:09 PM »
We do not know if there is a link between BenjiSales, Benjipwns and the BenjiReset who was a member of that discord.
But with each day that passes without an official statement, it is only looking more and more suspicious.

He's already in prison anyway  :trumps

Is that a burn of the state of Michigan?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22878 on: June 17, 2019, 03:02:39 PM »
Why can't you Splatoon fuckers be normal :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22879 on: June 17, 2019, 03:03:18 PM »
Tell me James

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22880 on: June 17, 2019, 03:04:37 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22881 on: June 17, 2019, 03:06:57 PM »
lol @ Anita Sarkeesian threatening CDPR with "internet backlash" if they don't pay her protection money.

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140137414381322240

She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140141405605650432

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22882 on: June 17, 2019, 03:07:27 PM »
We do not know if there is a link between BenjiSales, Benjipwns and the BenjiReset who was a member of that discord.
But with each day that passes without an official statement, it is only looking more and more suspicious.

He's already in prison anyway  :trumps

Is that a burn of the state of Michigan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cohen_(lawyer)

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22883 on: June 17, 2019, 03:08:27 PM »
First Bowsette now this Splatoon shit.

Can we quarantine the Nintards to the Switch thread? :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22884 on: June 17, 2019, 03:08:37 PM »
I doubt unnamed female squid character can even produce up to 11lbs of eggs, so what would even be the fucking point

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22885 on: June 17, 2019, 03:08:56 PM »

She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140141405605650432
This reminds me, has any of these people commented why there were so many women cheering when Tifa was shown in the Final Fantasy 7 trailer? Is it the male gaze again, or do they need to be deprogrammed as well?  :ohhh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22886 on: June 17, 2019, 03:09:33 PM »

She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140141405605650432
This reminds me, has any of these people commented why there were so many women cheering when Tifa was shown in the Final Fantasy 7 trailer? Is it the male gaze again, or do they need to be deprogrammed as well?  :ohhh


Internalized patriarchy, duh.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22887 on: June 17, 2019, 03:11:55 PM »
First Bowsette now this Splatoon shit.

Can we quarantine the Nintards to the Switch thread? :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22888 on: June 17, 2019, 03:13:17 PM »
seems we're infested by squid pedos, just for the record FBI I knew of none of this

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22889 on: June 17, 2019, 03:13:56 PM »
And I side-eye'd bork when he had that as well.

Bullshit- you loved it :ohyeah
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22890 on: June 17, 2019, 03:14:32 PM »
She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140141405605650432

She didn't ask for a gig to give her opinion so there's that.
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22891 on: June 17, 2019, 03:15:05 PM »
seems we're infested by squid pedos, just for the record FBI I knew of none of this


Momo sent me 6TB of Splatoon porn, don‘t believe his lies.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22892 on: June 17, 2019, 03:16:49 PM »
seems we're infested by squid pedos, just for the record FBI I knew of none of this


Mome sent me 6TB of Splatoon porn, don‘t believe his lies.

Send me the 3 I dont have
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22893 on: June 17, 2019, 03:18:55 PM »
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OK, I have over 1 hour of recorded footage from the following discord (...) This discord channel is linked to ResetEra and I can proof it too

 :whatisthis

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601529
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22894 on: June 17, 2019, 03:19:01 PM »
seems we're infested by squid pedos, just for the record FBI I knew of none of this


Mome sent me 6TB of Splatoon porn, don‘t believe his lies.

Send me the 3 I dont have

Looking for the “good stuff“ was Benji‘s job, but he has been absent recently for completely unknown reasons.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22895 on: June 17, 2019, 03:21:20 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Personal attack; History of antagonizing other posters
I'm so glad there is someone with a vested interest in this brand doing well shilling against every critical post made on the last couple pages. Super cool.

Hey, thats not an EA thread and Shinobi602 is no where to be found :ufup

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22896 on: June 17, 2019, 03:22:09 PM »
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OK, I have over 1 hour of recorded footage from the following discord (...) This discord channel is linked to ResetEra and I can proof it too

 :whatisthis

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601529

I wasn‘t going to watch an hour of a fucking discord, but the video is already down for me.

How deep does this rabbithole go. :hans1

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22897 on: June 17, 2019, 03:22:26 PM »
seems we're infested by squid pedos, just for the record FBI I knew of none of this


Mome sent me 6TB of Splatoon porn, don‘t believe his lies.

Send me the 3 I dont have

Looking for the “good stuff“ was Benji‘s job, but he has been absent recently for completely unknown reasons.

I think its best we move this conversation to the Media Create discord.

Here is the hash:  5.477 / 3.084.060 <80-100%> (-1%)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22898 on: June 17, 2019, 03:22:26 PM »
She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/1140141405605650432

She didn't ask for a gig to give her opinion so there's that.

That's why she's unemployed, she keeps giving away all this sage advice for free.  :rollsafe
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22899 on: June 17, 2019, 03:24:15 PM »
ResetEra, October 2017 - We vow to always do our best to improve on NeoGAF flaws and have an open and fair moderation system.

ResetEra, June 2019 - We need better OPSEC on those Discords !
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22900 on: June 17, 2019, 03:24:45 PM »
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OK, I have over 1 hour of recorded footage from the following discord (...) This discord channel is linked to ResetEra and I can proof it too

 :whatisthis

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601529

OMG, he uncovered the GEFORCE EXPERIENCE!!! What does NVIDIA know and when did they know it??
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22901 on: June 17, 2019, 03:25:33 PM »
You know... if they just banned the dirty weebs who talk about borderline pedo shit from their discords they wouldn't have to go through all this rigmarole.

That said, bork pls don't ban the dirty weebs here.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22902 on: June 17, 2019, 03:25:39 PM »
Oh sweet Mary that preview video of his Discord capture is set to Matrix's music :dead
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22903 on: June 17, 2019, 03:27:33 PM »
Oh sweet Mary that preview video of his Discord capture us set to Matrix's music :dead

It's time to wake up gaming community

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22904 on: June 17, 2019, 03:27:45 PM »
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OK, I have over 1 hour of recorded footage from the following discord (...) This discord channel is linked to ResetEra and I can proof it too

 :whatisthis

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601529

You ever watch a cum compilation video and are like, 'this is neat and all..but who'd even make this?'

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22905 on: June 17, 2019, 03:32:59 PM »
Cum compilation videos :donot

Cum tributes :phil

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22906 on: June 17, 2019, 03:35:32 PM »

She's on roll lately. Also accused a Melonie Mac of promoting sexism because she talked about how Lara Croft wasn't purely conceived for the male gaze

This reminds me, has any of these people commented why there were so many women cheering when Tifa was shown in the Final Fantasy 7 trailer? Is it the male gaze again, or do they need to be deprogrammed as well?  :ohhh

Women enjoying to play as a powerful and sexy woman? That's impossible! No one likes sexy women!

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22907 on: June 17, 2019, 03:37:45 PM »
Just look at the average male protagonist. Usually they are an overweight, ugly and depressed dude who is just trying to pay off his mortgage.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22908 on: June 17, 2019, 03:43:28 PM »
something always told me, that nathan drake got a tiny dicc. it's what he compensates for.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22909 on: June 17, 2019, 03:45:35 PM »
ResetEra, October 2017 - We vow to always do our best to improve on NeoGAF flaws and have an open and fair moderation system.

ResetEra, June 2019 - We need better OPSEC on those Discords !

Its actually kind of astounding how fast era descended into insanity that its not even 2 years old yet

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22910 on: June 17, 2019, 03:47:07 PM »
Fish<

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« Reply #22911 on: June 17, 2019, 03:48:25 PM »
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OK, I have over 1 hour of recorded footage from the following discord (...) This discord channel is linked to ResetEra and I can proof it too

 :whatisthis

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem-updates.1487380/page-45#post-254601529

You ever watch a cum compilation video and are like, 'this is neat and all..but who'd even make this?'

I felt that way too until I saw one set to the 1812 Overture where each shot was timed to cannon fire. Masterful editing. Made me reconsider the entire genre.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22912 on: June 17, 2019, 03:48:39 PM »
Cum compilation videos :donot

Cum tributes :phil

The fuck is a cum tribute?

When you couldn't remember the greatest nut in the world?
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« Reply #22913 on: June 17, 2019, 03:50:26 PM »
Cum compilation videos :donot

Cum tributes :phil

The fuck is a cum tribute?

When you couldn't remember the greatest nut in the world?

Thanks Tenacious D for ruining the word "tribute" for me.

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« Reply #22914 on: June 17, 2019, 03:50:54 PM »
I mean:

(Image removed from quote.)

If your first thought is "I wanna fuck that (kid)!" You're a pedo.

Splatoon's fanbase has that as their first thought.

I'm sure the game is good (for kids, there's better shooters out there), but the fanbase being full of folks like that Tattoo dude and James makes you :nope the fuck out.

That shit is for kids, bro. Don't sexualize the kids.

so is Mario Bros. but that hasn't stopped half the Bore from  :jared :expert all over Bowsette. Green Shinobi was right, this place is sus af

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22915 on: June 17, 2019, 03:51:16 PM »
Cum compilation videos :donot

Cum tributes :phil

The fuck is a cum tribute?

The bad vibes thread of internet porn.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22916 on: June 17, 2019, 03:52:31 PM »
Full disclosure: James sent me 3 TB of Splatoon porn, so I might be biased in this discussion.

James only sent me 11 lbs of Splatoon porn :stahp

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22917 on: June 17, 2019, 03:55:27 PM »
I almost went to free.cream thinking it was a porn site.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #22918 on: June 17, 2019, 03:56:01 PM »
Neogaf's pedos must be so jealous that Ree's pedos are getting all the attention right now

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« Reply #22919 on: June 17, 2019, 03:56:23 PM »
something always told me, that nathan drake got a tiny dicc. it's what he compensates for.

This is not at all consistent with the fanart I have seen.