I mean:

If your first thought is "I wanna fuck that (kid)!" You're a pedo.
Splatoon's fanbase has that as their first thought.
I'm sure the game is good (for kids, there's better shooters out there), but the fanbase being full of folks like that Tattoo dude and James makes you

the fuck out.
That shit is for kids, bro. Don't sexualize the kids.