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[benjipwns]

The US is so fundamentally far-right that the Republicans are nazis and the Democrats are conservatives. I don’t know how people can support the Democrats the way they are.

Right now the Democrats like Pelosi and her supporters here and elsewhere might as well be called nazi collaborators.

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[Snoopycat_]

Oh astro that's all you had to say lol

There's no need to be mean. He could be a new playmate for you

[BisMarckie]

The US is so fundamentally far-right that the Republicans are nazis and the Democrats are conservatives. I don’t know how people can support the Democrats the way they are.

Right now the Democrats like Pelosi and her supporters here and elsewhere might as well be called nazi collaborators.

That‘s why you should vote for the RCP.

[benjipwns]

When are Democrats going to label trump? Treasonous trump or traitorous trump would work perfectly or would that be too offending for centrists?

Something like "Orange Blob" would be great, he could counter Treasonous with no collusion bs. He can't counter being overweight and orange.

got em

[benjipwns]

Knocking on doors, rounding people up, putting them in camps. Yup. Nazi America. Anyone who says otherwise can get fucked.

If you are not white and ICE sees you on the way to deportation raids, you are prolly getting detained.

How long before Trump has all PoC wearing their ID on their clothing like the Star of David on Jews 80 years ago?

Hopefully ice agents get hurt

Doesn’t Microsoft help them? I think ICE would hardly function without their help, but I don’t see that being brought up on this forum, weirdly enough.

[benjipwns]

That‘s why you should vote for the RCP.

vote? can't until the twins get potty trained

[SmokyDave]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

[nudemacusers]

YA BOY MITTENS OOF

Yep I'm gonna fuck a man instead of being alone it'll be great

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women

Jfc please no more

[stufte]

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

[BisMarckie]

That forum has this emote
It‘s just but he‘s wearing a funny hat.

I should probably leave this hatless hellscape of a forum.

[Uncle]

That forum has this emote (Image removed from quote.)
It‘s just but he‘s wearing a funny hat.

I should probably leave this hatless hellscape of a forum.

[Ghoul]

I’m in a poly relationship and my partner fucks anyone but me I’m so happy 

[Uncle]

I'm in a low poly relationship

[benjipwns]

I consider myself to be in, let's call it a "surprise" poly relationship with many of you; as you'll HAPPILY discover at some point I imagine

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[bork]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

Except this time it's the guy enjoying it and the woman is stuck at home doing nothing while he gets laid. 

[benjipwns]

astro is non-binary you bigoted bigot moderator

[Uncle]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

Except this time it's the guy enjoying it and the woman is stuck at home doing nothing while he gets laid. 

this video is like the most perfect example of this gif

[Ghoul]

What makes people so comfortable telling strangers online their problems?
Like there is no fucking way I’d be posting my issues on a forum.

[nudemacusers]

Would love to see some statistics on the "why" behind poly for relationships where the main couple is man/woman, but I don't think any survey or study would get honest data.

- Is it the woman wanting outside dick, and the guy settling for it because he's worried about losing her?
- Is it the man wanting outside pussy, and the woman settling for it because she is worried about losing her?
- Either of the above but throw bi into the equation (TBH it changes the equation, way more guys would be fine with their SO getting some pussy, let's not pretend it's the same kind of huge-dadding)
- Is it truly 2 people mutually not agreeing to monogamy, happily exploring sexuality?

Well there’s polyamory and open; open seems like less fireworks than poly simply cuz you knock out the emotion from the sexual element vs poly where you are just begging for issues of inequality of time etc.

But on gaf and reset half the time I see people trumpet either it’s under the guise of saving a doomed relationship or some dude with negative self worth with zero options getting ran over.

[nudemacusers]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

Except this time it's the guy enjoying it and the woman is stuck at home doing nothing while he gets laid. 

Well he’s cuter tbh

[benjipwns]

i can't believe you screenshot this and probably made it your desktop wallpaper on all your devices and also printed out a banner (michael) to hang in your bedroom and had a whole range of sub-Disney quality T-shirts made with it printed on and because you were purchasing all that got a bumper sticker of it tossed in for free

[Uncle]

it doesn't even have a name attached to it so I can just do this

[Leadbelly]

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1149315694279966722

"If you’re a closet misogynist, she’ll scare the f*ck out of you."

#TerminatorDarkFate will have internet trolls shaking in their boots

Top of the page CLASSIC YUKA 

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It is that kind of thing that many people end up reacting to. It's that constant push to appear 'woke' that is starting to get on people's nerves. If they just released a movie without all the fanfare, no one would give a shit about the cast, whether it is male or female, black or white. The Hunger Games was a massive franchise not so long back. It had a strong female protaganist. No one gave a shit. It's when they start making a thing out of it that some people react to it.

And the funny thing is, this sort of shit doesn't bode well for the film actually being good. When they start shitting on the fans to bolster their own woke credentials, the film ends up being dogshit. It does make you wonder if it's a ploy.

[team filler]

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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link?

[benjipwns]

it doesn't even have a name attached to it so I can just do this




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first we have the fraudulent Pogi likes, then the shosta scandal, now this

i'm just glad nobody has cracked the high level cryptography on moblin likes and really undermined the hard currency of the bire

[jorma]

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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every like-whore on the bire just got giant astroed 

[BisMarckie]

Dude, I cracked the code on how to farm moblin likes a long time ago.

[benjipwns]

ya you just call Kirblar stupid if you need a quick hit, both you and he know it's not a true moblin like but it can take care of the shakes

[BisMarckie]

ya you just call Kirblar stupid if you need a quick hit, both you and he know it's not a true moblin like but it can take care of the shakes

Eurovision.

So many likes that I can feed my family for years.

[stufte]

it doesn't even have a name attached to it so I can just do this




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You can fuck off with this obvious stolen valor. 

[VomKriege]

Jesus the whole brigade is getting really steamed that some people say that as far as they could judge they never saw any poly arrangement work out long term :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/post-22673074

Please dismiss your own first or second hand anecdotal evidence and accept the anecdotal evidence of some dude on the Internet with the correct opinion.

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/new-ai-deepfake-app-creates-nude-images-of-women-in-seconds.125978/page-4#post-22674550

Notably, the app is not capable of producing nude images of men. As reported by Motherboard, if you feed it a picture of a man it simply adds a vulva

Nice, I'm gonna be everywhere

           Pre-bottom surgery FTM representation?

[nudemacusers]

This was in 2014 before like farming & like inflation thus is entirely more impressive:

[benjipwns]

Eurovision.

So many likes that I can feed my family for years.

am i doing it right

[VomKriege]

astro have that amazing push and pull mentality of going contrarian in the first paragraph but always falling back to a more conventional position just after that.

[BisMarckie]

The chance of moblin likes increases by 36% if you post a song he likes though.

[benjipwns]

but a man in a hampster wheel

[benjipwns]

and a burning fake piano

[nudemacusers]

This was in 2014 before like farming & like inflation thus is entirely more impressive:

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Please go back and give this likes 😢

[benjipwns]

Already covered this.

The real situation is that this is a non-traditional relationship/family set-up, and we have no way of knowing just how supportive the ex-wife and their partner truly are.

Also to consider is people just don't snap out of depression. This is a really unfair and unrealistic stance to take, OP is clearly struggling regardless of this specific situation and telling him to just move out and get on with his life is probably not something they're currently equipped to do. FFS, they only just managed to start going to the gym regularly, and meds and therapy is something new after a lifetime of dealing with this...

So while it may very well be that OP needs to move out, that this might not work out long term, some of the advice ITT feels like it's ignoring the mental state of OP while pretending to be supportive of it.

This is an unusual situation, and this forum has repeatedly proven it can't handle giving standard relationship advice and consistently shits the bed when confronted with something non-traditional.

well, some of us do

[HaughtyFrank]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

Except this time it's the guy enjoying it and the woman is stuck at home doing nothing while he gets laid. 

I can only see this working if there's an equal amount of fucking on both sides.

[VomKriege]

Already covered this.

The real situation is that this is a non-traditional relationship/family set-up, and we have no way of knowing just how supportive the ex-wife and their partner truly are.

Also to consider is people just don't snap out of depression. This is a really unfair and unrealistic stance to take, OP is clearly struggling regardless of this specific situation and telling him to just move out and get on with his life is probably not something they're currently equipped to do. FFS, they only just managed to start going to the gym regularly, and meds and therapy is something new after a lifetime of dealing with this...

So while it may very well be that OP needs to move out, that this might not work out long term, some of the advice ITT feels like it's ignoring the mental state of OP while pretending to be supportive of it.

This is an unusual situation, and this forum has repeatedly proven it can't handle giving standard relationship advice and consistently shits the bed when confronted with something non-traditional

I mean look at that beauty.
"I don't disagree with any of the advice given to OP but let me say this forum has shit advice in general."

"It's not a true polyamorous relationship and that's not the subject but I will continue to insist calling it vaguely "non-traditional" and claim expert status." (add to that the message just a little ahead where astro "admits" that monogamous people trying to shift into poly are indeed maybe more likely to "fail")

Can't be wrong if you agree with all the positions.

[BisMarckie]

Hamster wheels

A man from Montenegro singing talking about EU finance politics.

[benjipwns]

Some of the stories in this thread, including the one in OP, is making me irrationally angry/annoyed. Like wtf is going on with some of these relationships.

you've been on ResetERA.com since the first day, which means I assume you came from NeoGAF.com, how have you not figured this out yet pal?

[marrec]

Wow, y'all whoring yourselves out for moblin likes yet left high and dry in the end.

Pathetic

[Ghoul]

I'm just shocked at the fact that everyone on Resetera isn't the alpha chad freedom fighters they claim so often.

 

[benjipwns]

Wow, y'all whoring yourselves out for moblin likes yet left high and dry in the end.

Pathetic

moblin and filler have an extensive and thorough process for judging posts, they don't just take a look and hit "like" as this isn't forums you're probably used to like ResetERA.com where there's no standards except double standards

I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Administrative Procedure Act of 1946 before you make another foolish post that everyone mocks for years

[Drainage]

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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link?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46206.msg2661116#msg2661116

[BisMarckie]

Filler likes keep the Bore economy going. He even gives you a like loan.

[VomKriege]

Filler likes keep the Bore economy going. He even gives you a like loan.

He's the stimulus package.

[SmokyDave]

See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

Except this time it's the guy enjoying it and the woman is stuck at home doing nothing while he gets laid. 

Huh, that was interesting. They did well, but it also felt a bit sketchy.

“I just want you to be happy”
“I hope you don’t find anyone you like more than me”

Bit of an emotional mismatch there, but they looked happy enough. Good on ‘em.

This was in 2014 before like farming & like inflation thus is entirely more impressive:

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Man alive, those are some blue chip likes. Keep that shit safe.

[benjipwns]

my best post was before the like economy, when somebody asked what a non-profit game company was and I said THQ

remembering that triumph has gotten me through many dark times

[benjipwns]

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Relationships are hard and are made harder by differing views. While the OP is asking for advice, we should remember to be respectful of each other and any relationships we might be in. Do not label, generalize, or make assumptions about other people or their situations.

that last part is new, huge if true

[benjipwns]

I mean, look at how someone just told me about my own relationship...

My partner and I have a wonderful, active sex life. We regularly go on dates. We're the first people we turn to for advice and support. We share our most intimate thoughts and desires... but because we're poly I get told this.

so you're single and your friend is fucking multiple people while you're too busy/not fit for a relationship 🤔

Yeah that's some sad shit. Hopefully he gets what's coming.

[Ghoul]

unless they voted trump, please drag those people.

#freepam
#pamdidnothingwrong

[BisMarckie]

my best post was before the like economy, when somebody asked what a non-profit game company was and I said THQ

remembering that triumph has gotten me through many dark times

THQ and their 8chan AMA is not a laughing matter...

[BisMarckie]

Yeah that's some sad shit. Hopefully he gets what's coming.

Banned for polyphobia.

[benjipwns]

this was the THQ that let out all the balloons into the river, not the EASTERN EUROPEANS who bought the name to cover up their attacks on Ms.Galaxy

[BisMarckie]

this was the THQ that let out all the balloons into the river, not the EASTERN EUROPEANS who bought the name to cover up their attacks on Ms.Galaxy

If I see two THQs sitting at a table, all I see is two nazis.

[benjipwns]

somebody needs to fix the ban bot, reading the actual forum instead of clicking through to GREATEST HITS is too depressing