River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Mr. Nobody]

So apparently I'm permed for asking a question in the shooter thread because of a "history of trolling" when I have practically months between posts

 

https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/search/actioned?u=Storm+Chamber

 

[Tripon]

That’s crazy man. I literally played a ranked set with her a few weeks ago in MK11. Never got the vibe that she was predatory like that, but maybe that’s just on me for being too trusting of people. :/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sfv-pro-player-gllty-accused-of-sexual-assault.134646/post-23576520

stay safe

Gllty legit is trying to molest people, and all Ree wants to talk about is Aris. 

[remy]

That’s crazy man. I literally played a ranked set with her a few weeks ago in MK11. Never got the vibe that she was predatory like that, but maybe that’s just on me for being too trusting of people. :/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sfv-pro-player-gllty-accused-of-sexual-assault.134646/post-23576520

stay safe

damn bro managed to avoid having his psn inbox blown up asking for nudes

[thetylerrob]

Damn I literally felt her elbow brush past me at a monthly in like 2014, I never thought she would do something like that.

[Momo]

Today in tales from our muscular friends

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=177446541

[Transhuman]

Male insecurity the forum : (

[blame space]

did you nut?

then whats the problem?

[blame space]

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

still probably the best thread on the internet

[Lonewulfeus]

Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy

[Transhuman]

[Momo]

[Momo]

I miss this era of stupidity

[remy]

This is all I need

http://web.archive.org/web/20110924150209/http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

[Momo]

YES the misc mspaint thread I remember

[remy]

Ms Paint Worst date ever from the guy who brought you his home made sex doll and piss bottles.

[OnlyRegret]

[VomKriege]

many plurals lack the ability to pay for a large conference, travel, lodging, etc.

Gee, I wonder why that is ?

[PogiJones]

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

still probably the best thread on the internet

TheJosh's final post closing out that thread reached 11 years into the future and made me rage. Truly an exceptional evergreen troll.

[Lonewulfeus]

They can't pay for enough tickets for all their alters, duh.

I’m not fat I just have bodymates #pluralgang

[VomKriege]

They can't pay for enough tickets for all their alters, duh.

https://twitter.com/DIS_SOS/status/1151439796969123840

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/squidlarkin/status/1161225939235196928

https://twitter.com/squidlarkin/status/1159205532030271488

we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

[Transhuman]

we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

[PogiJones]

If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

[Lonewulfeus]

If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

Vaccines can’t keep getting away with it

[VomKriege]

we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

That's what a singlet like you would say.

[VomKriege]

 

One of many "FinDom masters" apparently trying to grift on Twitter with their bare feet and middle fingers. Occasionally have gif of rubbing his crotch.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MasterJay420z

 

[Potato]

Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy

Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.

[tuna_love]

Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy

Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.

never forget 8 in a row

 

[Momo]

[Potato]

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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!

[Momo]

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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!

The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh

[Ghoul]

we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Getting paid $471/month, alright, what do you offer
"Literally nothing."
 

I mean she they offer comedy value. I think?

[Potato]

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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!

The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh

Well, I mean, if we're talking about cricketers, David Warner and Michael Clarke are from Sydney, and I don't think anyone would rate the Waugh brothers as bigger cunts than those two.


Also, at least Sydney cunts know they are cunts. Melbourne cunts think their shit doesn't stink, which makes them bigger cunts than everyone.

[Momo]

Nothing worse than an uncivilized Aussie cunt from like idk Alice Springs that fights dinosaur sized spiders on the way to brushing his teeth in the morning when put in a situation where they are supposed to act normal

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/which-country-would-you-pick-to-annex-your-own-if-it-came-to-it.134809/post-23585193

Mighty swift thread closure there.

[VomKriege]

Even if any referandum or such on the issue revealed that the people against the TMT are numerically fewer in Hawaii, would that really change the legitimacy of the grievances that minority has? I doubt it.

And well, people keep mentioning that 80% of the island or some such is populated by non-native Hawaiians. I wonder why that is. I have a feeling colonialism is involved there, which is good enough reason to trust protests over sheer numbers.

Yay for... Nativism ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/post-23583195

[SmokyDave]

Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-hill-bernie-sanders-signals-support-for-renegotiating-israeli-weapons-contracts-and-annual-aid-over-settlements.134738/post-23578034

Liz and Bern's Excellent Policies

ResetEra is not familiar with the "self hating Jew" label, I guess...

I've been reading politics on resetera since it started and I don't think I've seen a single D voter say they wouldn't vote for him were he to get the nomination.

[Transhuman]

Charli > Iggy

[Ghoul]

god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

[VomKriege]

god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

[Nintex]

god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Chief, the Covenant hacked my emails and they are stored on a server on a planet called Mosvow

Oh no, don't worry I will get them back for you Cortana

Thank you chief, they are stored in a city called Doghill

Watch out for admiral B. Handers of the UNSC, he's working for the Mosvowites, I'm sure of it

[Ghoul]

god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 

[remy]

Charli > Iggy

I mean sure, Charli can actually write music, is hotter, can actually sing and I presume rap. But I didn't think she was from sydney

[Momo]

Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.

[SmokyDave]

 

Dunno what to tell you, I just think she's properly fucking hot. No strings, no caveats. Girl's got serious femoral arteries.

[nudemacusers]

Sloot rap

[Momo]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

[Ghoul]

Sloot rap

sloot shaming?

 

[nudemacusers]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/oslo-norway-mosque-shooting-possible-link-to-8chan-being-investigated-as-terrorism.1497091/post-255092242

Maybe he noticed Norway is becoming Muslim, women are getting raped & his country is being radically transformed (invaded)? Once upon a time, "resistance fighters" were called heroes for shooting Germans in the back in the 1940's. Nowadays, a Norwegian merely saying "Islam doesn't belong in Europe" results in hate crime accusations.

cool message board

I assume this thread is one of those gaf 2.0 features

[Ghoul]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-group-to-be-renamed-as-embracer-group.134802/

Some of them seriously think this is because of the AMA not even understanding that this is the parent company

[Snoopycat_]

Oh Jeez. Thug 1 has realized that the dregs he relies on for his income are posting shit that guarantee he'll never get another front row seat at one of Dave Chappelle's specials

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/yoshi-vs-jordann-debate-apocalypse-episode-1-stop-calling-republicans-racists.1490257/page-17#post-255101773

[Cauliflower Of Love]

So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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[Momo]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league.

Your face is a league

[clothedmacuser]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

So like, really good bros?

[clothedmacuser]

So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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Time to put a gun in my mouth

[Transhuman]

god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 

Well I mean that is some harsh criticism, made even more harsh by how true it is.

But hey, I am genuinely excited about Halo Infinite, and as someone who appreciated the original Halo games, optimism about the Halo Franchise is a rare and precious thing. Fuck. I am going to have to buy an expensive console and buy a couch and a tv and all that shit. Video-game addiction is a young man's game.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Waving the American flag and singing the anthem. Must be a lot of white supremacists in HK. /s

With this pro-American display I expect certain people will now sympathize with China and demanding that they come down hard and destroy the protestors. (No joke. I actually think there are people that deranged that they will do so)

 

Trump completely changed the script of 'China #1!', what can you do? For me that's plenty for reelection. People who resist on at least fighting China economically are treasonous.

Record breaking employment.
Record breaking employment for minorities.
Getting UN members to finally pay dues.
Standing up to China currency manipulation.
Getting US exports into Japan, China and other places historically against American imports.
Putting pressure on Iran.
Putting pressure on NK.
Putting pressure on VZ.
Working to solve the immigration crisis.
Lowering taxes.
Promoting free trade.
Killing strangulating business regs.
Promoting american ingenuity and exceptionalism.
Rebuilding our highways.
Rebuilding and modernizing our military.
Taking us to mars.

Yeah this guy sucks!

[Ghoul]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league.

Your face is a league

A meaning the best