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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40380 on: August 14, 2019, 03:18:28 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

PogiJones

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« Reply #40381 on: August 14, 2019, 03:28:04 AM »
If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

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« Reply #40382 on: August 14, 2019, 03:31:47 AM »
If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

Vaccines canít keep getting away with it :rage

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40383 on: August 14, 2019, 03:38:39 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

That's what a singlet like you would say.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40384 on: August 14, 2019, 04:07:25 AM »
 :nsfanyone

One of many "FinDom masters" apparently trying to grift on Twitter with their bare feet and middle fingers. Occasionally have gif of rubbing his crotch.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MasterJay420z

:trumps  :idont
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213372bu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40385 on: August 14, 2019, 04:13:17 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.
Getting paid $471/month, alright, what do you offer
"Literally nothing."
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« Reply #40386 on: August 14, 2019, 04:20:40 AM »
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Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy
Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.
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« Reply #40387 on: August 14, 2019, 04:47:39 AM »
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Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy
Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.
never forget 8 in a row

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Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40388 on: August 14, 2019, 04:51:07 AM »

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« Reply #40389 on: August 14, 2019, 04:53:35 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
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« Reply #40390 on: August 14, 2019, 04:57:50 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40391 on: August 14, 2019, 04:57:57 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.
Getting paid $471/month, alright, what do you offer
"Literally nothing."
 :doge

I mean she they offer comedy value. I think?

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« Reply #40392 on: August 14, 2019, 05:39:33 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh
Well, I mean, if we're talking about cricketers, David Warner and Michael Clarke are from Sydney, and I don't think anyone would rate the Waugh brothers as bigger cunts than those two.


Also, at least Sydney cunts know they are cunts. Melbourne cunts think their shit doesn't stink, which makes them bigger cunts than everyone.
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Momo

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« Reply #40393 on: August 14, 2019, 05:43:21 AM »
Nothing worse than an uncivilized Aussie cunt from like idk Alice Springs that fights dinosaur sized spiders on the way to brushing his teeth in the morning when put in a situation where they are supposed to act normal

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40395 on: August 14, 2019, 05:58:20 AM »
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Even if any referandum or such on the issue revealed that the people against the TMT are numerically fewer in Hawaii, would that really change the legitimacy of the grievances that minority has? I doubt it.

And well, people keep mentioning that 80% of the island or some such is populated by non-native Hawaiians. I wonder why that is. I have a feeling colonialism is involved there, which is good enough reason to trust protests over sheer numbers.

Yay for... Nativism ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/post-23583195
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« Reply #40396 on: August 14, 2019, 06:09:00 AM »
Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40397 on: August 14, 2019, 06:09:49 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-hill-bernie-sanders-signals-support-for-renegotiating-israeli-weapons-contracts-and-annual-aid-over-settlements.134738/post-23578034

Liz and Bern's Excellent Policies

ResetEra is not familiar with the "self hating Jew" label, I guess...

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I've been reading politics on resetera since it started and I don't think I've seen a single D voter say they wouldn't vote for him were he to get the nomination.
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Transhuman

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40398 on: August 14, 2019, 06:10:01 AM »
Charli > Iggy

Ghoul

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« Reply #40399 on: August 14, 2019, 06:21:30 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40400 on: August 14, 2019, 06:24:13 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.
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« Reply #40401 on: August 14, 2019, 06:27:33 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Chief, the Covenant hacked my emails and they are stored on a server on a planet called Mosvow

Oh no, don't worry I will get them back for you Cortana

Thank you chief, they are stored in a city called Doghill

Watch out for admiral B. Handers of the UNSC, he's working for the Mosvowites, I'm sure of it
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40402 on: August 14, 2019, 06:29:24 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 :rejoice

remy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40403 on: August 14, 2019, 06:30:32 AM »
Charli > Iggy
I mean sure, Charli can actually write music, is hotter, can actually sing and I presume rap. But I didn't think she was from sydney

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40404 on: August 14, 2019, 06:51:31 AM »
Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.
:bolo

SmokyDave

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40405 on: August 14, 2019, 07:10:36 AM »
 :yeshrug

Dunno what to tell you, I just think she's properly fucking hot. No strings, no caveats. Girl's got serious femoral arteries.

nudemacusers

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« Reply #40406 on: August 14, 2019, 07:12:04 AM »
Sloot rap :rejoice

Momo

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« Reply #40407 on: August 14, 2019, 07:17:48 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40408 on: August 14, 2019, 07:17:56 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40409 on: August 14, 2019, 07:22:14 AM »
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/oslo-norway-mosque-shooting-possible-link-to-8chan-being-investigated-as-terrorism.1497091/post-255092242

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Maybe he noticed Norway is becoming Muslim, women are getting raped & his country is being radically transformed (invaded)? Once upon a time, "resistance fighters" were called heroes for shooting Germans in the back in the 1940's. Nowadays, a Norwegian merely saying "Islam doesn't belong in Europe" results in hate crime accusations.

cool message board
I assume this thread is one of those gaf 2.0 features

Ghoul

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« Reply #40410 on: August 14, 2019, 07:27:59 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug

HaughtyFrank

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« Reply #40411 on: August 14, 2019, 07:59:17 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-group-to-be-renamed-as-embracer-group.134802/

Some of them seriously think this is because of the AMA not even understanding that this is the parent company

Snoopycat_

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« Reply #40412 on: August 14, 2019, 08:14:10 AM »
Oh Jeez. Thug 1 has realized that the dregs he relies on for his income are posting shit that guarantee he'll never get another front row seat at one of Dave Chappelle's specials

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/yoshi-vs-jordann-debate-apocalypse-episode-1-stop-calling-republicans-racists.1490257/page-17#post-255101773


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« Reply #40413 on: August 14, 2019, 08:28:07 AM »
So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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Momo

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« Reply #40414 on: August 14, 2019, 08:28:52 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug
Your face is a league :goldberg

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« Reply #40415 on: August 14, 2019, 08:37:19 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

So like, really good bros?
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« Reply #40416 on: August 14, 2019, 08:38:33 AM »
So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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:lol

Time to put a gun in my mouth
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« Reply #40417 on: August 14, 2019, 08:41:00 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 :rejoice

Well I mean that is some harsh criticism, made even more harsh by how true it is.

But hey, I am genuinely excited about Halo Infinite, and as someone who appreciated the original Halo games, optimism about the Halo Franchise is a rare and precious thing. Fuck. I am going to have to buy an expensive console and buy a couch and a tv and all that shit. Video-game addiction is a young man's game.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #40418 on: August 14, 2019, 09:05:26 AM »
Waving the American flag and singing the anthem. Must be a lot of white supremacists in HK. /s

With this pro-American display I expect certain people will now sympathize with China and demanding that they come down hard and destroy the protestors. (No joke. I actually think there are people that deranged that they will do so)

 :lol

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Trump completely changed the script of 'China #1!', what can you do? For me that's plenty for reelection. People who resist on at least fighting China economically are treasonous.

:lol

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Record breaking employment.
Record breaking employment for minorities.
Getting UN members to finally pay dues.
Standing up to China currency manipulation.
Getting US exports into Japan, China and other places historically against American imports.
Putting pressure on Iran.
Putting pressure on NK.
Putting pressure on VZ.
Working to solve the immigration crisis.
Lowering taxes.
Promoting free trade.
Killing strangulating business regs.
Promoting american ingenuity and exceptionalism.
Rebuilding our highways.
Rebuilding and modernizing our military.
Taking us to mars.

Yeah this guy sucks!

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« Reply #40419 on: August 14, 2019, 09:06:16 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug
Your face is a league :goldberg

A meaning the best  :ohyou

Ghoul

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« Reply #40420 on: August 14, 2019, 09:12:09 AM »
how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

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Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

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« Reply #40421 on: August 14, 2019, 09:16:40 AM »
The only plurality I am down with


Oi Oi

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« Reply #40422 on: August 14, 2019, 09:29:52 AM »
Why hasn't JordanN, the worst poster on the internet, killed himself yet?
:O

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« Reply #40423 on: August 14, 2019, 09:35:00 AM »
Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordanís racial iq theories?
Oi Oi

Ghoul

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« Reply #40424 on: August 14, 2019, 09:35:44 AM »
that requires bollocks and determination of which he is 0/2

Ghoul

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« Reply #40425 on: August 14, 2019, 09:41:02 AM »
holy shit, so I was searching neogaf on google. guess what it shows?  The direct IP address http://64.42.183.26/

LMAOO!


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« Reply #40427 on: August 14, 2019, 10:09:47 AM »
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America's newfound energy independence is going to make a huge difference, but few are talking about that.

Growing up, the anti-establishment, anti-corporate bloc of political interests (mainly on the Left) made such a stink about oil wars and American interventionism and so forth. Now that America is pulling manufacturing back to its shores (how else will we build stuff if we're gonna be isolated?), and with our energy sector booming, there isn't much of a peep from this same bloc. They've focused their attention elsewhere without acknowledging the monumental shift away from "oil wars".

:oreilly
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« Reply #40429 on: August 14, 2019, 10:24:29 AM »
I don't know, I've read all the scripts that were written by bots and they're all of about the same quality.
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« Reply #40430 on: August 14, 2019, 10:53:10 AM »
You uncultured motherfuckers bringing up Cher instead of Fleetwood Mac.

Iím quitting this shitty ass forum.

Man every once in awhile you drop some true ass wisdom.

Most of the time tho it's all garbage.

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« Reply #40431 on: August 14, 2019, 11:06:05 AM »
Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordanís racial iq theories?

Not enough to ban this valued "gold member" though

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« Reply #40432 on: August 14, 2019, 11:14:14 AM »


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« Reply #40433 on: August 14, 2019, 11:23:44 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

Are the parties those activist parties I hear so much about on RE?
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« Reply #40438 on: August 14, 2019, 11:58:31 AM »
FFFFF am I already fired.https://www.resetera.com/threads/fffff-am-i-already-fired.134875/#post-23592657

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I was scanning a cover letter for a job I'm applying to to be Chief Data Officer for a company, but the scan went to my boss (same name as me) instead of to my email box. He's away at a meeting right now, and there is no way to recall since it was was sent from the printer. He has no problem firing people.

 :dead Dude can't even handle his own data let alone a whole companies.

Also who has to scan a cover letter? Who decides to do it at work? Idiot. Also an IT admin could delete the email, but eh, I personally wouldn't.

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I like to include my actual real signature.


And the date is on the cover letter, so I can't claim that it's from the past.

Doesn't know how to use a digital signature. :nintendo

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« Reply #40439 on: August 14, 2019, 12:10:59 PM »
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Start randomly scanning more documents.

Bury him in an avalanche of scans so he has no choice but to go wtf? and trash everything
LMAO what is this.

His boss probably doesn't care.
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