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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37500 on: August 14, 2019, 02:17:27 AM »
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many plurals lack the ability to pay for a large conference, travel, lodging, etc.

Gee, I wonder why that is ?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37501 on: August 14, 2019, 02:20:28 AM »
They can't pay for enough tickets for all their alters, duh.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37502 on: August 14, 2019, 02:21:13 AM »
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

still probably the best thread on the internet

TheJosh's final post closing out that thread reached 11 years into the future and made me rage. Truly an exceptional evergreen troll.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37503 on: August 14, 2019, 02:21:23 AM »
They can't pay for enough tickets for all their alters, duh.

I’m not fat I just have bodymates #pluralgang

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« Reply #37504 on: August 14, 2019, 02:24:50 AM »
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« Reply #37505 on: August 14, 2019, 02:41:57 AM »
https://twitter.com/squidlarkin/status/1161225939235196928

https://twitter.com/squidlarkin/status/1159205532030271488

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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37506 on: August 14, 2019, 03:18:28 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37507 on: August 14, 2019, 03:28:04 AM »
If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

Lonewulfeus

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« Reply #37508 on: August 14, 2019, 03:31:47 AM »
If there's no correlation or common causes between them, sure. But that's a pretty big assumption.

Vaccines can’t keep getting away with it :rage

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« Reply #37509 on: August 14, 2019, 03:38:39 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.

Combining the three, the odds that someone is trans, autistic and has DID is roughly 1 in 7,000,000

That's what a singlet like you would say.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37510 on: August 14, 2019, 04:07:25 AM »
 :nsfanyone

One of many "FinDom masters" apparently trying to grift on Twitter with their bare feet and middle fingers. Occasionally have gif of rubbing his crotch.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MasterJay420z

:trumps  :idont
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« Reply #37511 on: August 14, 2019, 04:20:40 AM »
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Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy
Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.
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« Reply #37512 on: August 14, 2019, 04:47:39 AM »
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Yeah, you sounded hella insecure about it, should've just laughed it off

she's not anyone you're having feels for anyway, just another sloot on the cawk carousel. treat her as such

Potato come get your boy
Don't blame me for Sydney cunts. They are a different breed down there. Fucking weirdos the lot of them.
never forget 8 in a row

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37513 on: August 14, 2019, 04:51:07 AM »

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« Reply #37514 on: August 14, 2019, 04:53:35 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
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« Reply #37515 on: August 14, 2019, 04:57:50 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh

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« Reply #37516 on: August 14, 2019, 04:57:57 AM »
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we prefer to think of ourselves as separate people sharing a single body. this is a highly stigmatized and controversial condition - even more so than being transgender or autistic (which we also are). (...) there will probably never be backer rewards offered here. it's often hard for neurodiverse folks like us to function in a capitalistic system.
Getting paid $471/month, alright, what do you offer
"Literally nothing."
 :doge

I mean she they offer comedy value. I think?

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« Reply #37517 on: August 14, 2019, 05:39:33 AM »
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What the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire!
The third worst Sydney cunt after Mark and Steve Waugh
Well, I mean, if we're talking about cricketers, David Warner and Michael Clarke are from Sydney, and I don't think anyone would rate the Waugh brothers as bigger cunts than those two.


Also, at least Sydney cunts know they are cunts. Melbourne cunts think their shit doesn't stink, which makes them bigger cunts than everyone.
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« Reply #37518 on: August 14, 2019, 05:43:21 AM »
Nothing worse than an uncivilized Aussie cunt from like idk Alice Springs that fights dinosaur sized spiders on the way to brushing his teeth in the morning when put in a situation where they are supposed to act normal

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« Reply #37520 on: August 14, 2019, 05:58:20 AM »
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Even if any referandum or such on the issue revealed that the people against the TMT are numerically fewer in Hawaii, would that really change the legitimacy of the grievances that minority has? I doubt it.

And well, people keep mentioning that 80% of the island or some such is populated by non-native Hawaiians. I wonder why that is. I have a feeling colonialism is involved there, which is good enough reason to trust protests over sheer numbers.

Yay for... Nativism ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/post-23583195
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« Reply #37521 on: August 14, 2019, 06:09:00 AM »
Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.

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« Reply #37522 on: August 14, 2019, 06:09:49 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-hill-bernie-sanders-signals-support-for-renegotiating-israeli-weapons-contracts-and-annual-aid-over-settlements.134738/post-23578034

Liz and Bern's Excellent Policies

ResetEra is not familiar with the "self hating Jew" label, I guess...

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I've been reading politics on resetera since it started and I don't think I've seen a single D voter say they wouldn't vote for him were he to get the nomination.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37523 on: August 14, 2019, 06:10:01 AM »
Charli > Iggy

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« Reply #37524 on: August 14, 2019, 06:21:30 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

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« Reply #37525 on: August 14, 2019, 06:24:13 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.
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« Reply #37526 on: August 14, 2019, 06:27:33 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Chief, the Covenant hacked my emails and they are stored on a server on a planet called Mosvow

Oh no, don't worry I will get them back for you Cortana

Thank you chief, they are stored in a city called Doghill

Watch out for admiral B. Handers of the UNSC, he's working for the Mosvowites, I'm sure of it
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« Reply #37527 on: August 14, 2019, 06:29:24 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 :rejoice

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« Reply #37528 on: August 14, 2019, 06:30:32 AM »
Charli > Iggy
I mean sure, Charli can actually write music, is hotter, can actually sing and I presume rap. But I didn't think she was from sydney

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« Reply #37529 on: August 14, 2019, 06:51:31 AM »
Iggy Azalea is fucking hot. Score one point for Sydney.
:bolo

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« Reply #37530 on: August 14, 2019, 07:10:36 AM »
 :yeshrug

Dunno what to tell you, I just think she's properly fucking hot. No strings, no caveats. Girl's got serious femoral arteries.

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« Reply #37531 on: August 14, 2019, 07:12:04 AM »
Sloot rap :rejoice
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« Reply #37532 on: August 14, 2019, 07:17:48 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

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« Reply #37533 on: August 14, 2019, 07:17:56 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37534 on: August 14, 2019, 07:22:14 AM »
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/oslo-norway-mosque-shooting-possible-link-to-8chan-being-investigated-as-terrorism.1497091/post-255092242

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Maybe he noticed Norway is becoming Muslim, women are getting raped & his country is being radically transformed (invaded)? Once upon a time, "resistance fighters" were called heroes for shooting Germans in the back in the 1940's. Nowadays, a Norwegian merely saying "Islam doesn't belong in Europe" results in hate crime accusations.

cool message board
I assume this thread is one of those gaf 2.0 features
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« Reply #37535 on: August 14, 2019, 07:27:59 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug

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« Reply #37536 on: August 14, 2019, 07:59:17 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-group-to-be-renamed-as-embracer-group.134802/

Some of them seriously think this is because of the AMA not even understanding that this is the parent company

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« Reply #37537 on: August 14, 2019, 08:14:10 AM »
Oh Jeez. Thug 1 has realized that the dregs he relies on for his income are posting shit that guarantee he'll never get another front row seat at one of Dave Chappelle's specials

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/yoshi-vs-jordann-debate-apocalypse-episode-1-stop-calling-republicans-racists.1490257/page-17#post-255101773


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« Reply #37538 on: August 14, 2019, 08:28:07 AM »
So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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« Reply #37539 on: August 14, 2019, 08:28:52 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug
Your face is a league :goldberg

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« Reply #37540 on: August 14, 2019, 08:37:19 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

So like, really good bros?
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« Reply #37541 on: August 14, 2019, 08:38:33 AM »
So, two guards feel asleep during epsteins st-

READ THE STAFF POST!

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:lol

Time to put a gun in my mouth
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« Reply #37542 on: August 14, 2019, 08:41:00 AM »
god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.

Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"

Master Chef takes off the helmet (off screen) then goes on a 30000 word salad monologue.

I had the pleasure of meeting Stinkles at the Halo 5 launch event, I was kinda drunk at the time and I said the game wasn't as good as Halo 2/3
I don't think he was impressed, I then later met him at a PAX BBQ with a bunch of Bungie/343 people and he flat out ignored me.

 :rejoice

Well I mean that is some harsh criticism, made even more harsh by how true it is.

But hey, I am genuinely excited about Halo Infinite, and as someone who appreciated the original Halo games, optimism about the Halo Franchise is a rare and precious thing. Fuck. I am going to have to buy an expensive console and buy a couch and a tv and all that shit. Video-game addiction is a young man's game.

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« Reply #37543 on: August 14, 2019, 09:05:26 AM »
Waving the American flag and singing the anthem. Must be a lot of white supremacists in HK. /s

With this pro-American display I expect certain people will now sympathize with China and demanding that they come down hard and destroy the protestors. (No joke. I actually think there are people that deranged that they will do so)

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Trump completely changed the script of 'China #1!', what can you do? For me that's plenty for reelection. People who resist on at least fighting China economically are treasonous.

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Record breaking employment.
Record breaking employment for minorities.
Getting UN members to finally pay dues.
Standing up to China currency manipulation.
Getting US exports into Japan, China and other places historically against American imports.
Putting pressure on Iran.
Putting pressure on NK.
Putting pressure on VZ.
Working to solve the immigration crisis.
Lowering taxes.
Promoting free trade.
Killing strangulating business regs.
Promoting american ingenuity and exceptionalism.
Rebuilding our highways.
Rebuilding and modernizing our military.
Taking us to mars.

Yeah this guy sucks!

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« Reply #37544 on: August 14, 2019, 09:06:16 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

maybe they only invite you to parties with girls in your league. :smug
Your face is a league :goldberg

A meaning the best  :ohyou

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37545 on: August 14, 2019, 09:12:09 AM »
how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

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Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

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« Reply #37546 on: August 14, 2019, 09:16:40 AM »
The only plurality I am down with


Oi Oi

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« Reply #37547 on: August 14, 2019, 09:29:52 AM »
Why hasn't JordanN, the worst poster on the internet, killed himself yet?
:O

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« Reply #37548 on: August 14, 2019, 09:35:00 AM »
Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordan’s racial iq theories?
Oi Oi

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« Reply #37549 on: August 14, 2019, 09:35:44 AM »
that requires bollocks and determination of which he is 0/2

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« Reply #37550 on: August 14, 2019, 09:41:02 AM »
holy shit, so I was searching neogaf on google. guess what it shows?  The direct IP address http://64.42.183.26/

LMAOO!


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« Reply #37552 on: August 14, 2019, 10:09:47 AM »
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America's newfound energy independence is going to make a huge difference, but few are talking about that.

Growing up, the anti-establishment, anti-corporate bloc of political interests (mainly on the Left) made such a stink about oil wars and American interventionism and so forth. Now that America is pulling manufacturing back to its shores (how else will we build stuff if we're gonna be isolated?), and with our energy sector booming, there isn't much of a peep from this same bloc. They've focused their attention elsewhere without acknowledging the monumental shift away from "oil wars".

:oreilly


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« Reply #37554 on: August 14, 2019, 10:24:29 AM »
I don't know, I've read all the scripts that were written by bots and they're all of about the same quality.

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« Reply #37555 on: August 14, 2019, 10:53:10 AM »
You uncultured motherfuckers bringing up Cher instead of Fleetwood Mac.

I’m quitting this shitty ass forum.

Man every once in awhile you drop some true ass wisdom.

Most of the time tho it's all garbage.

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« Reply #37556 on: August 14, 2019, 11:06:05 AM »
Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordan’s racial iq theories?

Not enough to ban this valued "gold member" though

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« Reply #37557 on: August 14, 2019, 11:14:14 AM »



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« Reply #37558 on: August 14, 2019, 11:23:44 AM »
You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   :hmph

Are the parties those activist parties I hear so much about on RE?
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