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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37440 on: August 19, 2019, 07:38:06 AM »
The virgin ion maiden dev:
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« Reply #37441 on: August 19, 2019, 07:50:38 AM »
that's a lot of pages since I last logged on, who did ree try cancel now? :doge

Also with the Major shuffle going on at 343 you'd think creative director Frank would be actually working instead on Halo instead of writing fiction on Resetera.

No wonder the games went to shit.
Wonder if Stinkles will be protected on Ree like he was on NeoGAF.
I was banned once when I said that all the good texture artists must've been on holiday when they worked on Halo Reach.

Got a flood of DM's from the shills about how I didn't understand the game was in beta yadayada.
Few months later, the game is released. Same shit textures  8)

lmao, one of my best bans from neogaf was stinkles going on about film awards etc, and I turned around and said what do you know about a good story?

Worth it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37442 on: August 19, 2019, 07:52:26 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/understanding-days-gone-reviews.135726/

 :science

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It's probably really an 8/10 game that was held back by being in two heavily crowded markets. I haven't played it yet

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No offense, but don't tell people what to do.

Time to smash that report button.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37444 on: August 19, 2019, 07:57:03 AM »
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This will not engender good will from many people around the world who usually tend to have sympathy for the Palestinian cause.

A really shitty hill for them to die on.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37445 on: August 19, 2019, 07:58:08 AM »
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#29
Hardly surprising. The majority of the Middle East is still very much like this.

Nice generalizing their chief  :delicious

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Palestine’s homophobia juxtaposed with the way Israel has marketed itself as a major gay destination is not a good look. This is very disappointing.


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« Reply #37446 on: August 19, 2019, 07:59:08 AM »
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Hamas' strength is generally in Gaza. The West Bank is under the control of Fatah, which was originally communist aligned, and is today ostensibly secular and devoted social democracy.
:derp
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37447 on: August 19, 2019, 08:09:21 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/understanding-days-gone-reviews.135726/

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It's probably really an 8/10 game that was held back by being in two heavily crowded markets. I haven't played it yet
Funny thread but nothing beats the order 1886 review meltdowns
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37448 on: August 19, 2019, 08:10:49 AM »


 not slick.:ufup

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37449 on: August 19, 2019, 08:13:52 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/understanding-days-gone-reviews.135726/

 :science

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It's probably really an 8/10 game that was held back by being in two heavily crowded markets. I haven't played it yet
Funny thread but nothing beats the order 1886 review meltdowns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37450 on: August 19, 2019, 08:22:37 AM »
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NYT is shitty but it's easy to read it without paying for it so it's not a huge issue, especially when their worst are getting called out on Twitter to the point where the paper actually has to take action

:trumps

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot6-have-you-hurd-about-these-gop-retirements.129453/post-23715073
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37453 on: August 19, 2019, 08:28:06 AM »
I watched Chappie, I don't really need any additional background to hate Die Antwoord

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37454 on: August 19, 2019, 08:31:18 AM »

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« Reply #37455 on: August 19, 2019, 08:38:24 AM »
Epic literally used the Ooblets developer's harassment as an opportunity to advertise the Epic Games Store's business goals. Where was he then?

It's Jason "Valve bad because no crunch!" Schreier.

Complaining that a company sends their employees on vacation instead of forcing crunch onto them is something that I'll never understand.

Jason "I get to decide what's worth outrage or what you should shut up about" Schreier. Surprised journalists don't get more nosebleeds, being so high above it all all the time.

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Jason "I get to decide what's worth outrage or what you should shut up about" Schreier. Surprised journalists don't get more nosebleeds, being so high above it all all the time.
That sounds like him, but I missed it and don't see anything in the OP. What did he do now?

Edit: Just ran into it. This sounds pretty par for the course given his weirdly desperate love affair with EGS.

I mean, when Jason goes on record to claim "It'd be funny if Death Stranding became an Epic Games Store exclusive if it released on PC, because the internet would explode" 2 weeks after Ooblets devs harassement, that's pretty messed up.

I like Schreier and his brand of journalism, I think his work is invaluable in the industry but I saw him in front of a camera a couple of times, in interviews etc, he seems like a manchild and a kind of person who would dunk on the DARQ devs.

:delicious :salute

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37456 on: August 19, 2019, 08:39:25 AM »
(Image removed from quote.)

 not slick. :ufup
who left their bottle o' gay here :phil

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37457 on: August 19, 2019, 08:51:12 AM »
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certainly no cause to question monarchy's place in today's society, nope.
:curious

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37459 on: August 19, 2019, 08:55:56 AM »
DARQ thread closed :lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37460 on: August 19, 2019, 08:56:56 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/did-david-jaffe-go-too-far-here.135636/post-23701946

Most people are mostly just :yeshrug though.

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Some people feel he went to far by not only fanning the flames to outdated mindset of the console wars but also saying things along the lines of a disabled person with an Xbox questioning god because first he was born with a disability and then he was given Crackdown 3.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37461 on: August 19, 2019, 08:59:08 AM »
Epic literally used the Ooblets developer's harassment as an opportunity to advertise the Epic Games Store's business goals. Where was he then?

It's Jason "Valve bad because no crunch!" Schreier.

Complaining that a company sends their employees on vacation instead of forcing crunch onto them is something that I'll never understand.

Jason "I get to decide what's worth outrage or what you should shut up about" Schreier. Surprised journalists don't get more nosebleeds, being so high above it all all the time.

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Jason "I get to decide what's worth outrage or what you should shut up about" Schreier. Surprised journalists don't get more nosebleeds, being so high above it all all the time.
That sounds like him, but I missed it and don't see anything in the OP. What did he do now?

Edit: Just ran into it. This sounds pretty par for the course given his weirdly desperate love affair with EGS.

I mean, when Jason goes on record to claim "It'd be funny if Death Stranding became an Epic Games Store exclusive if it released on PC, because the internet would explode" 2 weeks after Ooblets devs harassement, that's pretty messed up.

I like Schreier and his brand of journalism, I think his work is invaluable in the industry but I saw him in front of a camera a couple of times, in interviews etc, he seems like a manchild and a kind of person who would dunk on the DARQ devs.

:delicious :salute

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37462 on: August 19, 2019, 09:02:55 AM »
Jason smashing report button and messaging all mods for HALP.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37463 on: August 19, 2019, 09:03:00 AM »
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This will not engender good will from many people around the world who usually tend to have sympathy for the Palestinian cause.

A really shitty hill for them to die on.
:brock :era :birb :girlaff :crowdlaff

It's funny because Palestinians are literally dying on hills all the time from being shot by Israeli soldiers!
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37464 on: August 19, 2019, 09:12:16 AM »
Thread has devolved into sniping and conspiracy theories and has outlived any decent discussion. Putting it out of its misery.

:dead

Meanwhile, at 27 pages:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-threadmark-full-context-of-conversation.135368/

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They're likely hoping the controversy dies down on its own because "it's just some discord messages".
Plus they know full well that releasing a statement will bring more attention to it, which they don't want.
From their point of view, this is going to end up on news sites regardless but a statement will guarantee that and unfortunately, their safest bet is to pray that it gets overlooked.
I imagine we won't see a statement until there's already mass outrage/media coverage.

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We're not getting a statement, there are a bunch of conferences today and throughout the week Gamescom will be happening, gaming news sites and the general gaming audience will be too occupied with these, there's no point in releasing a statement when, even if they released it, would get quickly buried under new game announcements and trailers, waiting it out will workout perfectly for them.

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How do we start the motions to get the OT shut down and discussion of this game banned from ResetEra?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37465 on: August 19, 2019, 09:26:00 AM »
Nope, cancel culture doesn't exist. Never seen it. Especially on REEEEsetera.
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« Reply #37466 on: August 19, 2019, 09:37:21 AM »
I really hope the devs of Ion Fury learn from past mistakes and completely ignore the rabid controversy addicts at ERA.

If some outlet does write a story, respond with an appropriately vapid PR statement and internally clamp down on devs saying stupid shit on public social media.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37467 on: August 19, 2019, 09:44:00 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ion_Fury

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Removed "controversy" section due to WP:UGC
I have removed the edit that sourced a resetera thread. First this is obviously not a reliable source per Wikipedia definitions. Also the edits in question have a clear idealogical slant that violates WP:NPOV. Metalliqaz (talk)

:teehee

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37468 on: August 19, 2019, 09:44:50 AM »
BAN WIKIPEDIA

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37469 on: August 19, 2019, 09:47:48 AM »
The internet feels like a million people building pathetic sandcastles that they think are going to last forever.




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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37470 on: August 19, 2019, 09:49:45 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ion_Fury

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Removed "controversy" section due to WP:UGC
I have removed the edit that sourced a resetera thread. First this is obviously not a reliable source per Wikipedia definitions. Also the edits in question have a clear idealogical slant that violates WP:NPOV. Metalliqaz (talk)

:teehee

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37472 on: August 19, 2019, 10:02:34 AM »
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this is obviously not a reliable source per Wikipedia definitions.

looks like era finally found their motto

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37473 on: August 19, 2019, 10:05:34 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37474 on: August 19, 2019, 10:10:21 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37475 on: August 19, 2019, 10:12:22 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-odyssey-that-takes-your-breath-away.135763/

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I posit the idea that Assassin's Creed Odyssey takes the open-world crown away from Breath of the Wild.

:nintendo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37476 on: August 19, 2019, 10:13:10 AM »
nobody would care if it was an ubisoft game called bassassins greed noddyssey

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37477 on: August 19, 2019, 10:23:56 AM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37478 on: August 19, 2019, 10:26:50 AM »
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Oh okay “Ninja” isn’t the Fortnite guy

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-discuss-the-serious-abuse-allegations-against-die-antwoord.128863/post-22727806



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Did not know about this till now. Another milkshake duck for me.
Ninja in particular has had a terrible reputation the entire span of their career. So I would never think of him as even capable of milkshakery.

am I the only one really put off by the disturbing tale of rape immediately juxtaposed with the cutesy millenial meme phrase milkshake duck
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37479 on: August 19, 2019, 10:28:16 AM »
Snipers aren't war heroes they're cowards that hide and don't even fight properly.  :snob :success


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37482 on: August 19, 2019, 10:42:49 AM »
For a second I thought they let Ian Watkins out of prison.

shinobi vs dragon pedo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37484 on: August 19, 2019, 10:43:14 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-have-real-progress-in-the-us-while-white-americans-are-the-majority.135770/

 :brain

What world do these people live in where white countries are conservative and brown/black countries are progressive

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37485 on: August 19, 2019, 10:44:47 AM »
EGS shill spotted  :drudge

https://www.resetera.com/threads/an-epic-problem-the-jimquisition.135767/post-23719174

What's riotous beef with steam launcher anyway? Is it because he got found out by his wife about rape day and other :nsfw titles he has over 100 hours playing?

For a second I thought they let Ian Watkins out of prison.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37486 on: August 19, 2019, 10:46:40 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-have-real-progress-in-the-us-while-white-americans-are-the-majority.135770/

 :brain

What world do these people live in where white countries are conservative and brown/black countries are progressive

Racism/discrimination aren't white-exclusive, although very rare in other races.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37487 on: August 19, 2019, 10:51:42 AM »
integration with teledildonics :lawd

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37488 on: August 19, 2019, 10:52:37 AM »
I mean EGS doesn't even support preloading yet, console gamers living in 3019 meanwhile PC players stuck in 2019 with EGS Exclusives

 :fbm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37489 on: August 19, 2019, 10:52:58 AM »
BTW, you heard it here first.

Big new Steam feature to be launched near PAX, might be announced at PAX... gonna put the nail in EGS's coffin.

They're gunna get rid of user reviews and the forums?!

God I love EGS.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37490 on: August 19, 2019, 10:57:13 AM »
Ion Fury devs: Certain SJWs trying to destroy people over a random comment is dumb, also teenagers getting gender-reassignment surgery is pretty wack

RE: OMG DESTROY THEM THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE

Tide come in, tide goes out, ect. You can't explain that.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37491 on: August 19, 2019, 10:57:19 AM »
Being capable of talking about something without REEEEEEing = shill.

And I'm the autistic one according to you guys lol.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37492 on: August 19, 2019, 10:57:26 AM »
BTW, you heard it here first.

Big new Steam feature to be launched near PAX, might be announced at PAX... gonna put the nail in EGS's coffin.

 ???
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37493 on: August 19, 2019, 10:59:23 AM »
BTW, you heard it here first.

Big new Steam feature to be launched near PAX, might be announced at PAX... gonna put the nail in EGS's coffin.

Steamboxes !  :jeb
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37494 on: August 19, 2019, 10:59:52 AM »
BTW, you heard it here first.

Big new Steam feature to be launched near PAX, might be announced at PAX... gonna put the nail in EGS's coffin.

Steamboxes !  :jeb

Finally I can fuck Steam

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37495 on: August 19, 2019, 11:02:13 AM »
BTW, you heard it here first.

Big new Steam feature to be launched near PAX, might be announced at PAX... gonna put the nail in EGS's coffin.

Steamboxes !  :jeb

Finally I can fuck Steam

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« Reply #37496 on: August 19, 2019, 11:03:43 AM »
Year-round Steam sale, Valve gonna kill EGS with naked capitalism :jeb

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37497 on: August 19, 2019, 11:04:40 AM »
it'd never happen but game pass for steam would murder every other pc store instantly

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37498 on: August 19, 2019, 11:07:18 AM »
it'd never happen but game pass for steam would murder every other pc store instantly

Nah, that would just drive Epic to scoop up more hot exclusives  :idont

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #37499 on: August 19, 2019, 11:13:52 AM »
            Is this healthy competition being good for consumers
 :isthis