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[Great Rumbler]

You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

[Cauliflower Of Love]

You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

After I posted it, I realized that's not what they meant.

decided to be like pete and yolo let it ride.

[Uncle]

You should be happy it's not "Fuck, cut their faces off."

After I posted it, I realized that's not what they meant.

decided to be like pete and yolo let it ride.

holy shit same

it's fuckfaces not fuck faces

[Ghoul]

I mean sometimes having a face fuck is 

[marrec]

On the third hand, maybe the internet IS a dangerous and unsafe place for teens and pre-teens and we should really start thinking about them having unfettered access.

Kids are using proxies in elementary school to access sites where they download videogames on pirate Google Drives, I don't think cracking down on that will solve anything.

I'm not as much worried about all that, what I'm worried about is the big tech companies creating algorithms tuned specifically to drive addiction in young children while we all cheer them on.

Who cares if they're looking up porn, but Instagram is potentially proper dangerous for a 13 y/o.

[Boredfrom]

 

[marrec]

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

[Ghoul]

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

Christian moms against google.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/post-24477965

I love how these dumbasses think recording and uploading all of their shitty thoughts is a good idea.

...you know what an internet forum is, right ?

[nachobro]

i love how they think the podcast isn't a big part of what got the dude hired and was something nbc knew nothing about

[VomKriege]

Is that what I am to you now. The "dick me" guy?

What do you mean "now" ?

[marrec]

I think Google should be sued into oblivion for advertising to kids sans any oversight or regulation.

Christian moms against google.

Y'all will eventually come around 

[Ghoul]

Is that what I am to you now. The "dick me" guy?

What do you mean "now" ?

He received a one day ban, but any other time he steps out of line only a warning. Who would Protect this man?

[nachobro]

since "snl announcing new cast members" tends to just turn into "digging up dirt on these people to find a reason to get mad" i think the bigger offense everyone is missing is that the asian dude is painfully awkward and unfunny.



good lord, imagine thinking this dude is ready for live tv

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/post-24477965

I love how these dumbasses think recording and uploading all of their shitty thoughts is a good idea.

...you know what an internet forum is, right ?

What stands about this to me, is that he's essentially saying that he's not being honest with his comedy. "I'm just trying out stuff".

I'm not a comedian, but people have said I'm funny, and I never say shit I don't find funny myself. I don't say racist shit because I don't find it funny.

[Transhuman]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/#post-24477942

SNL is white people comedy so this doesn’t surprise me

Yes, we all know black comedians are beyond reproach

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1172294540117458944

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1172297376444235781

https://boundingintocomics.com/2019/09/12/zoe-quinn-to-write-dc-comics-batman-and-superman-spin-off-the-infected-deathbringer/

DC Comics announced that Zoe Quinn will team up with artist Tyler Kirkham to write a Batman and Superman spin-off titled The Infected: Deathbringer #1.

The Infected: Deathbringer #1


Quinn’s story will focus on Donna Troy as she becomes infected by The Batman Who Laughs toxin and turns her into the worst version of herself. DC Comics describes the story: (Related: Marvel Comics Writer Zoe Quinn’s Allegations Against Alec Holowka Called Into Question by New Evidence of Inconsistencies in Initial Claims)

“A story of a hero who is done with bringing peace to a world that cannot be trusted with it; a woman whose newly awakened dark side is ready to burn it all down and forge a new destiny.”

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Man why are writers always fucking up Donna Troy?

She's like the WW version of Cass Cain. Or Mary Marvel.

[Tasty]

Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

[Ghoul]

Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

I should report you for backing down from it really.

[Joe Molotov]

Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

I'm still not convinced fluoride isn't turning us all gay.

[VomKriege]

Edit- Wow this was a bad argument, glad I caught myself.

At least it won't come back to haunt you when you'll be hired by SNL.

[Risible]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

 

Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/flawed-as-it-may-be-this-forum-provides-a-better-education-than-my-political-science-classes-at-a-major-university.140647/

Flawed as it may be, this forum provides a better education than my Political Science classes at a major university

 

Someone else corrected the guy who was wrong immediately. I'm not used to discussion classes. If the professor is teaching politics should the professor not tell the class what is the truth instead of relying on other students to do it?

Oh boy.

universities are stupid and bad

next milestone achieved on reees journey to become a complete copy of the rightwings they hate except that they shill for disney.

[nachobro]

apthy and ineptness is undefeated

https://www.resetera.com/threads/just-hired-saturday-night-live-comedian-shane-gillis-found-on-video-mocking-asian-stereotypes.140726/post-24497066

coming from the expert himself

[BisMarckie]

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

I work in the humanities and I never had any students act like that. I think it‘s something where the real life numbers of these people get overblown because of a lot of internet noise.

[Risible]

Thank God I teach math. Could you imagine being a professor nowadays teaching any class where things are open to interpretation and dealing with these disconnected- from-reality asshats? I'd kill myself or one of them within a week.

I work in the humanities and I never had any students act like that. I think it‘s something where the real life numbers of these people get overblown because of a lot of internet noise.

That's good to hear, I was fearing for the sanity of you guys

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why don't you vote? (US)

This forum is extremely politically active and aware and is probably not the right demographic to be asking this question.

No one here is going to admit to not voting. They’ll just get dogpiled to hell.

In 2016 I voted in the primary where it counts. Didn't vote in the general cause I had to study for an exam and didn't think Hillary had much chance of losing New York.

[Uncle]

the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?" 

[Ghoul]

the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?" 

More like thanks for taking one for the team there champ, daddy going to retire now. 

[HaughtyFrank]

While the trailer is good overall, the scene in it in which bothe both Aerith and Tifa hold cloud's hands made me feel a bit uncomfortable. I didn't play the original game so I don't know what the context of the scene is, but hopefully it explains it. Aerith's character seems to be quite playful and fun, which isn't exactly what I expected. looking forward to the release day.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/final-fantasy-vii-remake-tgs-2019-trailer.140361/page-43

 

[Ghoul]

was I wrong in seeing cloud in a dress in the TGS trailer?

[Tasty]

the fucked up thing is in grades K-5 the teachers all refer to the students as "friends"

instead of saying "ok class I need you to pay attention" or "alright kids it's time for gym" they say "I need you all to listen, friends"

you're not friends

you're in a position of authority over them, you are the adult in charge

also if my kid had a male teacher and came home referring to him as his "friend?" 

Footage of the scene in question:

[benjipwns]

Lol, this dude is so fucked.

He’s gonna get on the Fox News/Alt Right audience gravy train ala Louis CK.

BIG CONSERVATIVE MONEY

[benjipwns]

Lol, this dude is so fucked.

He’s gonna get on the Fox News/Alt Right audience gravy train ala Louis CK.

BIG CONSERVATIVE MONEY

FACT CHECK:

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Shakespeare definitely

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[VomKriege]

Hu hu hu... Dogs of the SJW. Time they made a move.

[VomKriege]

Cool fans.

[daemon]

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Cool fans.

[Rufus]

RGB cancer

[daemon]

RGB cancer

It's the lgbt flag color.

Congrats, lgbtphobe.

[demi]

)ew

[Ghoul]

)ew

Ok hitler.

[Joe Molotov]

RGB cancer

She had it removed, she’s fine!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

#1
Long story very short, I matched this beautiful girl on Tinder which is around 42 years of age. I'm 27. We live in two different countries but she was close to me in vacation.
We set up our date to go straight to sex, and it was great. Then we went having a beer and we knew each other a little better.
She's of course single,

She's of course single,[

[HaughtyFrank]

)ew

"The Mossad hates him! One easy trick to be a neo Nazis without anyone noticing"

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-has-sent-out-an-email-including-some-stats-about-your-playtime-in-the-last-30-days.140867/#post-24503308

170 hours over 30 days? That’s more than 5.5 hour a day holy shit

[benjipwns]

Off topic but I wish we didn't allow sexualised avatars either. It's tacky, especially the one of Princess Peach as Bowser with her massive chest swinging around.

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-has-sent-out-an-email-including-some-stats-about-your-playtime-in-the-last-30-days.140867/#post-24503308

170 hours over 30 days? That’s more than 5.5 hour a day holy shit

Here's mine:

[Ghoul]

Off topic but I wish we didn't allow sexualised avatars either. It's tacky, especially the one of Princess Peach as Bowser with her massive chest swinging around.

  from my cold dead hands

[Joe Molotov]

Mine was 27 hours of Astral Chain.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-has-sent-out-an-email-including-some-stats-about-your-playtime-in-the-last-30-days.140867/#post-24503308

170 hours over 30 days? That’s more than 5.5 hour a day holy shit

Think of all the time they could spend on era.

[HaughtyFrank]

Off topic but I wish we didn't allow sexualised avatars either. It's tacky, especially the one of Princess Peach as Bowser with her massive chest swinging around.

 

Surprisingly I can’t find anything about not posting Not Work Safe images in the rules, so I guess they’re not breaking any. All the same, it’s rude and gross to force others to look at your wank-bait with every post you make.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-24494108

If only more people had decent avatars like licking a box filled with toe nail clippings

[Ghoul]

Mine was 27 hours of Astral Chain.

Gross supporting those damn cops who are also sexy

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

This is later in that thread:

I'm only two weeks into this major and I've never had a discussion class before, so I was hesitant to speak up in those situations. If I become "that guy" for doing it, so be it.

"""""become""""" "that guy"

[Tasty]

This isn't what a phone is any more. Fan service is the same way.

Maybe the floppy drive for save icons would be a better example, landline phones like this are still bought and used each year...

[daemon]

[bork]

 

https://twitter.com/ieatwetbread/status/1171826006627368960

[Ghoul]

  mods halp

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/ieatwetbread/status/1171826006627368960

When you think about it are porn stars only aged up children 

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/ieatwetbread/status/1171826006627368960

When you think about it are porn stars only aged up children 

woah if true