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[benjipwns]

I don’t think it’s sanitary either. They don’t sterilize the seat after every performance someone probably sat in her g***l afterwards 🤢

g***l

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ghoul

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[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-female-member-of-the-audience-apparently-masturbated-to-tom-hiddleston-during-a-recent-broadway-performance.141651/post-24619632

Sometimes I'm really uncomfortable sharing this forum with sexual deviants like james, and Dennis.

 

[benjipwns]

The culture at this forum seems to approve of male objectificaion. It's frustrating and disappointing. I like this forum a lot but I feel like that's a major blind spot.

[Boredfrom]

Not gonna say that I’ve never masturbated in a theater but yeah this is a whole new level

 

[Propagandhim]

Not gonna say that I’ve never masturbated in a theater but yeah this is a whole new level

 

How could it possibly be on a whole new level.  It's the exact same level.   

[BisMarckie]

PEE WEE HERMAN INNOCENT

[Tuckers Law]

That masturbation thread is getting spicy, I anticipate it’s productivity to be ending soon with a close.

[benjipwns]

Fucking gross. What's even more gross is the pigs in here defending her.

ACAB

[BisMarckie]

Addressing the elephant in the room here:

Was she hot?

That would change everything.

[Boredfrom]

My point is we can't punish her, it's been done, and I'd think it'd go without saying that it's wrong to beat off in public; what else is there to do but laugh at it?

 

[benjipwns]

Would you still be laughing at it if we swapped our the lady with a lad getting his rocks off to Hiddlestone or perhaps another female caste member on stage?

why we gotta bring hereditary social standing into this

[OnlyRegret]

My point is we can't punish her, it's been done, and I'd think it'd go without saying that it's wrong to beat off in public; what else is there to do but laugh at it?

 

you can tell they're most upset about not watching more than any sort of public decency image

[Don Rumata]

I can actually say i never masturbated in a theater.
Saint Peter open the gates, let me in!

[benjipwns]

I'm sure lots of men will laugh at this and think "I would love if that happened to me!"
And that would be bullshit.

Umm yeah this is a little concerning, if this thread was about a guy doing the same thing I'm sure there'd be a lot more bans

[benjipwns]

I'm not sure how Hiddleston will feel after he eventually finds out about this.

at least somebody is thinking of the real victim

[Boredfrom]

My point is we can't punish her, it's been done, and I'd think it'd go without saying that it's wrong to beat off in public; what else is there to do but laugh at it?

 

you can tell they're most upset about not watching more than any sort of public decency image

I think is also telling that the idea of “punishing” somebody by bitching about that person on the Internet.

[benjipwns]

I like threads where they're trying to figure out exactly WHY they're supposed to be angry. Usually they flail about until somebody like Kyuuji or astro shows up to take care of it. Then everyone just refers to their post while nobody reads anything.

And gets mad at all the people who are not in the thread but are out there in the world not behaving properly.

[Boredfrom]

Why does it always have to circle back to "what about men"

Guess who this is.

[Boredfrom]

The poster edited it 

Why does it always have to circle back to "what about men", it's like some dudes are desperate for any instance where they can turn it around and feel like the heat isn't on them

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Fuck off RedMercury

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[Propagandhim]

RedMercury has to be one of you guys.  It just has to be.

[benjipwns]

lol at comment by the OP:

This is being passed around a bit as having merit, so... yeahhh...

uh, how?

[Boredfrom]

Why does it always have to circle back to "what about men", it's like some dudes are desperate for any instance where they can turn it around and feel like the heat isn't on them.

But the power dynamics between men and women are completely the same!

Surfinn masturbates on Star Wars showings.

[Propagandhim]

this thread about a woman flicking her bean is going to get locked isnt it.  The productivity just isn't there.

[EchoRin]

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look at every post after this

Why even be so uptight about simple light hearted threads? OK so they aren't so much about discussion and more about "hey look at this", but so what? Maybe some random game gets exposure, maybe you are reminded about some game, maybe you remember some poster posted a game that has great music you forgot about. Yeah this isn't a super serious thread of all super serious threads. It doesn't have to be. Sometimes it's nice to reminisce.

But no, let's just go all  "we gotta shut this down if you continue this harmless thread in this fashion."

 

[ShutUp]

Oh good. Red Mercury lit his own bat signal and is now on the scene in that thread.

[benjipwns]

Check Your Sources

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[benjipwns]

Holy shit dude. "Female"? Seriously? Can we stop with the sexist language pleasre?

[VomKriege]

Did you expect this place to be morally consistent? Half the progressive comments on here are performative so people can get quoted and receive their daily dose of woke points.

There are several blind spots here.

Join us next week in Banning Royale, will rude and Kinthey cheat fate once more ? Tune in to find out !

[benjipwns]

This is so gross. Tom must be horrified.

The jokes here are tasteless as well considering this was an enclosed public space.

[ShutUp]

That thread will definitely be locked shortly. Way too much independent thought going on.

[ShutUp]

This is thread-worthy?

Considering the thread would be at least a dozen pages already if it was a guy masturbating, yes, it's very much thread worthy.

[benjipwns]

COD is war propaganda so whatever it takes to sell the most copies and train the most people for joining the military.

[Boredfrom]

Yeah, I mean it's not cool for someone to be getting other people involved in their "personal time" like that, I'm just saying the power and societal dynamics are way different so when people distill it down to just "but if a man did X", it just comes off as bitter and not understanding.

 

[benjipwns]

Really surprised IGN was the ones to post this. They have a ton of reach

[benjipwns]

The best solution to this dilemma? It's really simple: remove all killstreaks. This particular debate would be resolved and the gameplay balance would become vastly better.

[Tuckers Law]

Did you expect this place to be morally consistent? Half the progressive comments on here are performative so people can get quoted and receive their daily dose of woke points.

There are several blind spots here.

Join us next week in Banning Royale, will rude and Kinthey cheat fate once more ? Tune in to find out !

This isn’t the first time that rude has talked shit on the community either, probably not long before their history of histories catches up.

[benjipwns]

I love how these threads never deal with the fact that the game actually doesn't depict white phosphorus use with the killstreak unless they've since changed that.

[Boredfrom]

The best solution to this dilemma? It's really simple: remove all killstreaks. This particular debate would be resolved and the gameplay balance would become vastly better.

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If I get 4 symbols on me... Without a doubt, only misery can come from this room!
JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA

[HaughtyFrank]

Yeah, I mean it's not cool for someone to be getting other people involved in their "personal time" like that, I'm just saying the power and societal dynamics are way different so when people distill it down to just "but if a man did X", it just comes off as bitter and not understanding.

 

The fuck are they talking about power dynamics. Someone jerked off in public

[ShutUp]

Yeah, I mean it's not cool for someone to be getting other people involved in their "personal time" like that, I'm just saying the power and societal dynamics are way different so when people distill it down to just "but if a man did X", it just comes off as bitter and not understanding.

 

She flicked the fucking bean during a Broadway show. You don't do that shit. It would be called out if a guy did it just as it should be called out here.

I'd like to believe Red Mercury isn't this fucking dumb but that's giving him too much credit.

[Propagandhim]

Yeah, I mean it's not cool for someone to be getting other people involved in their "personal time" like that, I'm just saying the power and societal dynamics are way different so when people distill it down to just "but if a man did X", it just comes off as bitter and not understanding.

 

The fuck are they talking about power dynamics. Someone jerked off in public

It's complicated, you see.

[Lonewulfeus]

Did you expect this place to be morally consistent? Half the progressive comments on here are performative so people can get quoted and receive their daily dose of woke points.

There are several blind spots here.

Join us next week in Banning Royale, will rude and Kinthey cheat fate once more ? Tune in to find out !

This isn’t the first time that rude has talked shit on the community either, probably not long before their history of histories catches up.

Oh he’s definitely gonna get got, they fucking hate being called performatively woke

[Boredfrom]

I'm not saying it's OK but if you think a man masturbating in public to a woman and vice versa represent 1:1 sexual dynamics you are either ignorant or concern trolling.

So many people falling out of their seat waiting for an opportunity to "WHAT ABOUT MEN!!", it's fucking sad lol.

Smashing the like button on these posts.

 

[benjipwns]

Getting killstreak juggled is pretty fucking annoying. IV wasn't as bad as III in that regard which would let an entire team do it endlessly.

Really the killstreaks should go back to being shot down with one hit, not fucking three, especially when I only get two shots. Double especially since I'm the only person who ever seems to look up and do this rather than just running forward blindly then bitching about it.

It's also easier to fix than taking them out, just don't let killstreak kills contribute to the killstreak fully. Just have it add one kill.

Can't wait for 64 players all calling in auto-killing killstreaks. I WANT TO SEE IT THIS WEEKEND!

[ShutUp]

I'm not saying it's OK but if you think a man masturbating in public to a woman and vice versa carry the same sexual dynamics you are either ignorant or concern trolling.

That's their schtick.

 

Also, again, what "dynamics" are we talking about here? They themselves literally say it's not ok. So, besides doing their schtick, what are they even doing in that thread?

[HaughtyFrank]

When a woman flicks her bean in public she adopted a good measure of male privilege

[benjipwns]

I can't believe they're even having this discussion without knowing if it's a woman of color or not.

[benjipwns]

MW2 was fine because it was the first time and there were still a limited number of killstreaks, but like Blops added so many auto-killing weapons, this got around the limit of how many killstreaks could be active at any one time. By III, a team could throw five separate ones up in the air.

[Boredfrom]

Yeah there's definitely a weird subtext not of "well that's kind of gross, hopefully they don't let her, uh, come back again" but more of like




Wonder how many of the people asking that sort of thing are the people who go into threads like the "it's weird we call sexist objectification 'fanservice'" one and act like we're doing some nightmare prudish kinkshaming when we say "time and place".

Says the guy that is a regular on a Yuri site and fetishizes lesbian school girls.

[Lonewulfeus]

I wonder how some people would react if the roles were switched and Tom Hiddleston were masturbating onstage.

 

[OnlyRegret]

Getting killstreak juggled is pretty fucking annoying. IV wasn't as bad as III in that regard which would let an entire team do it endlessly.

Really the killstreaks should go back to being shot down with one hit, not fucking three, especially when I only get two shots. Double especially since I'm the only person who ever seems to look up and do this rather than just running forward blindly then bitching about it.

It's also easier to fix than taking them out, just don't let killstreak kills contribute to the killstreak fully. Just have it add one kill.

Can't wait for 64 players all calling in auto-killing killstreaks.

MW2 was full-on arcade insta-kill killstreaks, but I enjoyed the chaos of it all. I feel like there was the right balance of fun absurdity back then, AC130's and Nukes were something to be hyped about... even when it was *8 year old xbl voice* a filthy camper */* that would be more likely to get it.

I abused glitches
It was great 

Carepackage glitch into infinite call-ins the entire match
 

[nudemacusers]

They’re basically posting the woke version of nice.gif

[benjipwns]

I just looked up a picture of Tom Hiddleston. Him? Seriously? Gives me hope for the rest of the male population if that's what can make ladies so hot and bothered that they need to touch themselves in public.

[Boredfrom]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say people would still be making jokes. It's an anonymous person, who didn't approach the star or stage, that will likely not be caught. There's not much to discuss here unless the lady shows up at Tom's house tonight or something.

Why are you lying?

[Lonewulfeus]

I just looked up a picture of Tom Hiddleston. Him? Seriously? Gives me hope for the rest of the male population if that's what can make ladies so hot and bothered that they need to touch themselves in public.

Chad resetera vs the virgin Tom Hiddleston 

[benjipwns]

They probably who know who bought a ticket for seat B3.

[ShutUp]

They honestly can't believe people would be cracking jokes if it was a dude. There is no way.

[Boredfrom]

so woman are allowed to sexualize men? because well the dynamics aren't equal?

I wouldn't say the lady in the theater was allowed to do what she did, no

You cannot serve both God and Mammon, Muteki. 

[ShutUp]

Because the host communjties like Mensrights/Pussypassdenied/etc. You'll see stuff like this alot in places like Reddit.

Less an actual concern for actual gender issues and more to do with losers being all bitter and trying to play gotcha with feminists or liberals.

Oh there is definitely a bitter loser in this scenario. Got that right at least.

[NekoFever]

The number one crime of the current generation is the use of the term "content creator"

Mother fucker thats not a thing.

Writer. Singer. Editor. Producer. Director.

You can even do them all. Thats ok. Pick a real fucking word.

Anyone who refers to their creative work as "content" can be disregarded.