River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[nachobro]

it's delicious in there, that's what it is.

and ya it makes sense. any time a fast food joint has "shakes" and not "milkshakes" i assume it's some powdered mix or something.

[EchoRin]

Anybody in that thread say Jimmy John's?

I was surprised when I went in for the first time in my life a month ago. the interior is literally full of pull yourself up by your bootstraps and Jordan Peterson-esque wisdoms plastered all over the wall. Almost as if to say "yeah you better vote Republican you lazy piece of shit. And pull up those pants. Hard work! Semper fi!" Totally different from their marketing, which is just "wooo baby, we sure do deliver fast. Haha, have a nice day."

Edit: https://www.mashed.com/129171/the-untold-truth-of-jimmy-johns/

I see. That explains a lot. Lol at that PR "what a great guy" story of giving a man his last sandwich for free.

[Joe Molotov]

The one time I went to Jimmy John's (only the drive thru) it just seemed like all you could get were some extremely basic-ass white bread sandwiches, like below Subway tier.

[Lonewulfeus]

Anybody in that thread say Jimmy John's?

I was surprised when I went in for the first time in my life a month ago. the interior is literally full of pull yourself up by your bootstraps and Jordan Peterson-esque wisdoms plastered all over the wall. Almost as if to say "yeah you better vote Republican you lazy piece of shit. And pull up those pants. Hard work! Semper fi!" Totally different from their marketing, which is just "wooo baby, we sure do deliver fast. Haha, have a nice day."

Edit: https://www.mashed.com/129171/the-untold-truth-of-jimmy-johns/

I see. That explains a lot. Lol at that PR "what a great guy" story of giving a man his last sandwich for free.

Burger King. Our local one is so bad, it ruined them for me. Plus, you know, it's crap.

There were two local Chinese places where I got very bad food poisoning, but they have since closed down.

Oh and Jimmy Johns, because fuck that guy.

[EchoRin]

Anybody in that thread say Jimmy John's?

I was surprised when I went in for the first time in my life a month ago. the interior is literally full of pull yourself up by your bootstraps and Jordan Peterson-esque wisdoms plastered all over the wall. Almost as if to say "yeah you better vote Republican you lazy piece of shit. And pull up those pants. Hard work! Semper fi!" Totally different from their marketing, which is just "wooo baby, we sure do deliver fast. Haha, have a nice day."

Edit: https://www.mashed.com/129171/the-untold-truth-of-jimmy-johns/

I see. That explains a lot. Lol at that PR "what a great guy" story of giving a man his last sandwich for free.

Burger King. Our local one is so bad, it ruined them for me. Plus, you know, it's crap.

There were two local Chinese places where I got very bad food poisoning, but they have since closed down.

Oh and Jimmy Johns, because fuck that guy.

 

I would have never even known if I didn't step inside a JJ. It was bizarre for a huge mainstream chain.

[Coitus]

these days you are sadly correct

tweet stating that btw

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1174373845404475395

As a man who fought a pitched battle with no fewer than three battalions of ants, Ian Miles Cheong knows a valor stealer when he sees one.

[Ghoul]

I see this is another Zoe "who fucking cares anyway" Quinn story that Ian and this Sophie are on. Sophie did some okay stuff with the E3 shit, now she just looks fucking stupid.

[james]

Fuck Jimmy Johns and anyone who goes there.

Just kill yourself

[Uncle]

every jimmy johns I've gone to has had this photo hanging up somewhere and I think it's a very young pic of the actual jimmy john man



the most douchey punchable face

[Rman]

Sidenote, for the older fomer GAFfers, whatever happened to Astrolad? Doesn't seem he made it to ERA.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Sidenote, for the older fomer GAFfers, whatever happened to Astrolad? Doesn't seem he made it to ERA.

I always get pissed when I see that dumbfuck astro post stupid fucking shit and I think "what the hell happened to astrolad".

[Rman]

Sidenote, for the older fomer GAFfers, whatever happened to Astrolad? Doesn't seem he made it to ERA.

I always get pissed when I see that dumbfuck astro post stupid fucking shit and I think "what the hell happened to astrolad".

I remember Astrolad being a well to do lawyer in the bay area. Probably doesn't fit in ERA with their "constant eat the rich/100k per year is a rich" overtures lol

[EightBitNate]

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1174341459308437504

James I have some questions.

That’s odd, I don’t remember his accuser saying anything about the Clintons...

[Potato]

Sidenote, for the older fomer GAFfers, whatever happened to Astrolad? Doesn't seem he made it to ERA.

I always get pissed when I see that dumbfuck astro post stupid fucking shit and I think "what the hell happened to astrolad".

I remember Astrolad being a well to do lawyer in the bay area. Probably doesn't fit in ERA with their "constant eat the rich/100k per year is a rich" overtures lol

Yet a good portion of them are in the six figure range somehow.

Modern progressives the world over are sitting in the upper middle class bracket. Why do you think the political left is so disconnected from the working classes?

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1174341459308437504

James I have some questions.

That’s odd, I don’t remember his accuser saying anything about the Clintons...

https://twitter.com/kevinspacey/status/259057022501261312

 

[Transhuman]

Seattle has laws that require all fast food places have compost / garbage and recycling and requires businesses to purchase compostable materials whenever possible.

Jimmy Johns puts signs up (from corporate, like actual professional signage) whining about it.  Appealing to that “my dick is so small I refuse to recycle” crowd I guess.

Why stop with poisoning your customers bodies when you can simultaneously poison their minds?

[nudemacusers]

Seattle has laws that require all fast food places have compost / garbage and recycling and requires businesses to purchase compostable materials whenever possible.

Jimmy Johns puts signs up (from corporate, like actual professional signage) whining about it.  Appealing to that “my dick is so small I refuse to recycle” crowd I guess.

Well jimmy johns is food for tiny dicked men so it checks out

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

For all his constant bragging about his massive dong, riotous seems awfully familiar with jimmy johns

[Potato]

Seattle has laws that require all fast food places have compost / garbage and recycling and requires businesses to purchase compostable materials whenever possible.

Jimmy Johns puts signs up (from corporate, like actual professional signage) whining about it.  Appealing to that “my dick is so small I refuse to recycle” crowd I guess.

Why stop with poisoning your customers bodies when you can simultaneously poison their minds?

Healthy body, healthy mind...or something.

[Boredfrom]

I've always been loathe to publicly criticize leftist leaders who just felt completely fucking off to me, because I don't want to help contribute to negative sentiment around fellow lefties who I don't know to be shitters. Now that he's been revealed to definitely be a full-on shitter I can feel free to talk about what a narcissistic wanna-be demagogue I've always thought Trudeau was.

Don't let right-wing scumbags win, but absolutely fuck this guy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/justin-trudeau-wore-brownface-at-2001-‘arabian-nights’-party-while-he-taught-at-a-private-school-canadas-liberal-party-admits.141857/page-3#post-24653526

What a hero!

[EchoRin]

Well at least it wasn’t blackface. Also that’s almost 20 years ago.

 

As if people haven't been called out for blackface from before this millennium. Also, what an American-centric point of view to go "well this x-face isn't as bad as blackface".
This isn't someone ignorant of such things that lives in a homogeneous country. It's Canada.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Aren't french canadians the masters at subtle racists?

I'm angry about a situation with a server. Am I justified?

oooh a tech thread maybe...

My friends and I (four people, so not a big group) have been visiting the same restaurant once a week for about a year now.
…
Now, I get that she knew she could count on us for a huge, regular, weekly tip, but I am pretty pissed about her badmouthing us to everyone else who works there for the past year.

as for the rest of thread, imagine caring about whether the place you drink at pools their tips or not.

[skullstorm]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-film-star-jessica-jaymes-dead-at-43.141875/#post-24655484

I've never seen porn, but wow that's depressing at only only 43.

 

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-film-star-jessica-jaymes-dead-at-43.141875/#post-24655484

I've never seen porn, but wow that's depressing at only only 43.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-does-era-feel-about-fanfic-overall.122102/page-3#post-21699770

If executed properly, I enjoy reading it. But I've read sooooo many that are just either snuff pieces or porn pieces, or both. No thank you to that and have a good day sir.

 

[EchoRin]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-film-star-jessica-jaymes-dead-at-43.141875/#post-24655484

I've never seen porn, but wow that's depressing at only only 43.

 

Sounds like someone who would lie to his own lawyers after they tell him "now tell us absolutely everything cause the opposition is gonna find all the dirt on you and we are the ones who are gonna look stupid when they bring it up and we aren't prepared for it".

[Potato]

I've always been loathe to publicly criticize leftist leaders who just felt completely fucking off to me, because I don't want to help contribute to negative sentiment around fellow lefties who I don't know to be shitters. Now that he's been revealed to definitely be a full-on shitter I can feel free to talk about what a narcissistic wanna-be demagogue I've always thought Trudeau was.

Don't let right-wing scumbags win, but absolutely fuck this guy.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/justin-trudeau-wore-brownface-at-2001-‘arabian-nights’-party-while-he-taught-at-a-private-school-canadas-liberal-party-admits.141857/page-3#post-24653526

What a hero!

I really wish someone with more time on their hands and less self-respect would trawl through the post history of all the, "I always knew he was a racist" posters and find their old posts fawning over Trudeau.

[blame space]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/no-matter-where-you%E2%80%99re-born-%E2%80%98life-will-be-harder-if-you-are-born-a-girl%E2%80%99.1502965/post-255424432

how he responds will be a window into his madness.

[blame space]

Jesus i mean i know it's NeoGAF but every thread is filled with just unreadable garbage from the same six idiots who lack the self awareness to know how unfunny and stupid they're being.

[EchoRin]

I like that NeoGAF threads pop up here from time to time. They aren't on my mind, but every time I click on what someone links here it's always amazing how down the shitter that forum has gone.

[ShutUp]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1174509350339190784

One ban away from 10,000! 

[blame space]

wow, sounds just like RE

i lobbed a softball to you and you blew it shosta. RE has at least three times that many.

[Transhuman]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/no-matter-where-you%E2%80%99re-born-%E2%80%98life-will-be-harder-if-you-are-born-a-girl%E2%80%99.1502965/post-255424432

how he responds will be a window into his madness.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/was-barrack-obama-a-good-president.1501312/#post-255321076

That's what I thought about this. NeoGaf is just through now. It's done.

Time to shovel the dirt and move on.

EDIT: and check your damn pm's!!!

[Boredfrom]

wow, sounds just like RE

i lobbed a softball to you and you blew it shosta. RE has at least three times that many.

Plural gang members doesn’t count.

[Rufus]

The Bore, guys.Come on. Everybody loves self-depricating humour.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Austin2Towns/status/1174134767517872128
https://twitter.com/Connichameleon2/status/1172994266882330627
https://twitter.com/fatwomenofcolor/status/1174050681583493120

For Cindi

[Boredfrom]

I already know I will be disappointed, but what else am I to do? I have two options:
Hope we get socialist revolution
Accept that it won't happen and we're all fucked and going to get destroyed by environmental catastrophe
We don't have a choice, it's either revolution or death. And people are still too hung up on who to vote for in this capitalist electoral system designed to maintain capitalism and thus the extinction of our species.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/justin-trudeau-wore-brownface-at-2001-‘arabian-nights’-party-while-he-taught-at-a-private-school-canadas-liberal-party-admits.141857/page-12#post-24658943

 

Holy shit this thread.

[bluemax]

I miss the good old days when an ally was someone who fought against the axis powers, and not someone who posts on twitter about how pretty obese women are.

An ally is someone like my roommate who follows a few "plus size" models on IG to show how woke he is.

[Chim Richalds]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/no-matter-where-you%E2%80%99re-born-%E2%80%98life-will-be-harder-if-you-are-born-a-girl%E2%80%99.1502965/post-255424432

how he responds will be a window into his madness.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/was-barrack-obama-a-good-president.1501312/#post-255321076

That's what I thought about this. NeoGaf is just through now. It's done.

Time to shovel the dirt and move on.

EDIT: and check your damn pm's!!!

I'm pretty much neutral ass Switzerland most of the time unless I was yelling at LionPride but god damn

[Transhuman]

I miss the good old days when an ally was someone who fought against the axis powers, and not someone who posts on twitter about how pretty obese women are.

An ally is someone like my roommate who follows a few "plus size" models on IG to show how woke he is.

You think that's the reason huh. I mean it could be, but Occam's Razor...

[Boredfrom]

I'm evidence that it hasn't? Are we really using me as a guideline? I'm a fat piece of shit who jerks off to hentai multiple times a day and has no social life whatsoever, that doesn't mean that's evidence of what a typical Canadian is.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/justin-trudeau-wore-brownface-at-2001-‘arabian-nights’-party-while-he-taught-at-a-private-school-canadas-liberal-party-admits.141857/page-13#post-24659158

HOLY SHIT

[Transhuman]

Multiple? Respect

[Boredfrom]

Isn’t Oheao a regular on “that is sexist” brigade?

[nachobro]

he's the one that moved to china on a lark iirc

[bork]

https://twitter.com/fatwomenofcolor/status/1174050681583493120

For Cindi

"Fat Women Of Color" sounds like the name of a novel, that's now a major motion picture, that women over 60 just can't wait to go see.

[Boredfrom]

Yeah as the posts kept going I just got to this point. Can't take anyone serious that's "bring down the entire capitalistic system."

You mean “most of the vocal users in this forum”?

[HaughtyFrank]

Isn’t Oheao a regular on “that is sexist” brigade?

Super weird dude or troll.

Like complained about sexualization in one piece

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-god-the-proportions-in-one-piece-are-all-messed-up.132198/

and at same time had this as cropped avatar

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Boredfrom]

Isn’t Oheao a regular on “that is sexist” brigade?

Super weird dude or troll.

Complaints about one piece  while he had this cropped avatar

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.115949579.1664/pp,550x550.jpg

[close]

Nah, I know of anime fans like Oheao that will say this kind of stuff while liking “problematic content”, is also a form of ‘protection’ of not being called out by the same social group. I suspect most of “ThatIsSexist” Brigade is composed of that.

[thetylerrob]

He's autistic, mans went to China to try and find Chun Li irl and marry her. 

[Boredfrom]

He's autistic, mans went to China to try and find Chun Li irl and marry her. 

Being autistic is not excuse for being a hypocritical two faced self hating weev.

[Hamarr]

(Image removed from quote.)

That’s a serial killer to be if I’ve ever seen one.

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.)

That’s a serial killer to be if I’ve ever seen one.

Serial killer rapist in a shower, maybe.

[Clockwork5]

I mean if we are being honest...

I'm a fat piece of shit who jerks off to hentai multiple times a day and has no social life whatsoever, that doesn't mean that's evidence of what a typical Canadian is.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/justin-trudeau-wore-brownface-at-2001-‘arabian-nights’-party-while-he-taught-at-a-private-school-canadas-liberal-party-admits.141857/page-13#post-24659158

Edit: It was probably funnier the first time.

[Steve Youngblood]

Sidenote, for the older fomer GAFfers, whatever happened to Astrolad? Doesn't seem he made it to ERA.

He has a ResetEra account but isn’t very active these days. Last post was in May in the board game thread.

[Momo]

Let's play a game of who's your favorite GAF EU supervillain.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/18/disney-lawsuit-gender-pay-gap-abc


I can't wait for Era to agree the Disney© apology is enough in this case.

[Himu]

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

[Momo]

I mean if we are being honest...

I'm a fat piece of shit who jerks off to hentai multiple times a day and has no social life whatsoever, that doesn't mean that's evidence of what a typical Canadian is.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/giving-up-your-internet-search-history.141908/

Its your secret era discords you should be worried about, not your carefully worded search histories, era

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/giving-up-your-internet-search-history.141908/

Its your secret era discords you should be worried about, not your carefully worded search histories, era

how can you have a forum full of people saying shit like this, asking for millions because they expect they'd lose their jobs and be ostracized because now their mother knows they once searched for "alvin & the chipmunks fellatio", and still have them all be in favor of doing the same thing to real people

[who is ted danson?]

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