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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44820 on: September 22, 2019, 01:50:45 AM »

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« Reply #44821 on: September 22, 2019, 02:21:55 AM »
Wouldn't watch a shitty Rambo movie "to own the libs", but i'd like to hear Patrice O'Neal talk about it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44822 on: September 22, 2019, 07:02:00 AM »
Norm said on stage last night that this is his final tour doing standup, so if any of you fuckers ever wanted to see him, quit procrastinating.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44823 on: September 22, 2019, 07:11:06 AM »
Norm said on stage last night that this is his final tour doing standup, so if any of you fuckers ever wanted to see him, quit procrastinating.

They always say that though, and I highly doubt it if he is doing Cameos for $300

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44824 on: September 22, 2019, 08:58:54 AM »
Norm said on stage last night that this is his final tour doing standup, so if any of you fuckers ever wanted to see him, quit procrastinating.



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« Reply #44825 on: September 22, 2019, 09:37:34 AM »
Norm said on stage last night that this is his final tour doing standup, so if any of you fuckers ever wanted to see him, quit procrastinating.

They always say that though, and I highly doubt it if he is doing Cameos for $300

There's been rumours floating around that he hasn't been doing well health-wise for quite a while, so the news that he's retiring didn't surprise me that much when I heard it frankly.

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« Reply #44827 on: September 22, 2019, 10:26:06 AM »
Norm said on stage last night that this is his final tour doing standup, so if any of you fuckers ever wanted to see him, quit procrastinating.
Is this a new special or Hitler's Dog material?

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« Reply #44828 on: September 22, 2019, 10:51:14 AM »
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Stallone loves Trump and is super pro-MAGA.

Of course he is a racist. How can you even question this?

He is a right wing Republican who worships Trump. So yes, he is a racist. This isn’t up for debate.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44829 on: September 22, 2019, 11:23:10 AM »
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Stallone loves Trump and is super pro-MAGA.

Of course he is a racist. How can you even question this?

He is a right wing Republican who worships Trump. So yes, he is a racist. This isn’t up for debate.

Since its founding in late 2017, ResetEra has been an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry.

Cheebo missed the forest for the trees. Stallone is something much more heinous and sinister. He's a centrist!




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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44831 on: September 22, 2019, 01:06:21 PM »
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Ready for congress, already dodging questions

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44832 on: September 22, 2019, 02:30:10 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/man-females-in-anime-artstyle-really-arent-allowed-to-have-unique-faces.142511/#post-24758410

A snapshot of 5 minutes into the thread

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Female sounds really weird in this context lol.

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Might wanna change females in the title, have seen good threads derailed just for that.

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Don't use "females" as a noun

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Anime fans love saying female like they’re the David Attenborough of the human race.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44833 on: September 22, 2019, 02:46:05 PM »


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« Reply #44834 on: September 22, 2019, 03:00:40 PM »
https://twitter.com/PGPositivity/status/1175499942426808323

Isn't it literally their fault since they're all in the same body?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44835 on: September 22, 2019, 03:12:50 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-reconcile-the-second-world-war-era-with-jim-crow-laws-and-segregation.142359/

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But yeah,America and Canada were just as bad as Nazi Germany in how they treated minorities

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« Reply #44837 on: September 22, 2019, 03:43:36 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-reconcile-the-second-world-war-era-with-jim-crow-laws-and-segregation.142359/

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But yeah,America and Canada were just as bad as Nazi Germany in how they treated minorities

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Yep, those US and Canadian extermination camps were something else...
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« Reply #44838 on: September 22, 2019, 03:48:07 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-reconcile-the-second-world-war-era-with-jim-crow-laws-and-segregation.142359/

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But yeah,America and Canada were just as bad as Nazi Germany in how they treated minorities

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Yep, those US and Canadian extermination camps were something else...

Depends on your views on first nation/Native American people.

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« Reply #44839 on: September 22, 2019, 03:50:47 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-reconcile-the-second-world-war-era-with-jim-crow-laws-and-segregation.142359/

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But yeah,America and Canada were just as bad as Nazi Germany in how they treated minorities

 :lawd
Yep, those US and Canadian extermination camps were something else...

Depends on your views on first nation/Native American people.
Not saying they weren't responsible for some awful shit, just that they didn't literally turn extermination of people into an industrial process.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44840 on: September 22, 2019, 04:01:24 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-people-reconcile-the-second-world-war-era-with-jim-crow-laws-and-segregation.142359/

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But yeah,America and Canada were just as bad as Nazi Germany in how they treated minorities

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Yep, those US and Canadian extermination camps were something else...

Depends on your views on first nation/Native American people.
Not saying they weren't responsible for some awful shit, just that they didn't literally turn extermination of people into an industrial process.


If you look at old War budgets of the early 1800s to 1880s, when the U.S. wasn't actively fighting against another country, the army was basically exterminating the Native American population due to 'settler' disputes.

Here's one account in California shortly it became a state in 1850.

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“By demonstrating that the state would not punish Indian killers, but instead reward them,”writes historian Benjamin Madley, “militia expeditions helped inspire vigilantes to kill at least 6,460 California Indians between 1846 and 1873.” The U.S Army also joined in the killing, Madley notes, killing at least 1,600 native Californians.

Can't really speak how Canada fucked over its First Nation population as I'm not as familiar outside of hearing that apparently they really loved to rape their children in province sanctioned schools.


Edit: Anyway, my point is that yeah, of course the US and Canada's don't have anything as close to the atrocity that Nazi Germany did with the Holocaust. The people who do make the comparison tend to do it with an ahistorical mindset which makes me rolls my eyes. Which is why I pointed out the Native American and First Nation people. If a person wants to make that direct comparison, they need to be able to articulate why they're doing it. They probably can't though.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44842 on: September 22, 2019, 04:30:00 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44845 on: September 22, 2019, 04:39:58 PM »
oh so that's what Riotous meant. :fbm

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44846 on: September 22, 2019, 04:42:04 PM »


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44848 on: September 22, 2019, 04:48:36 PM »
Well apparently they’re not all aligned because Bernie hates the gays.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44849 on: September 22, 2019, 05:04:13 PM »
Trashing the only clean bathroom you have access to in order to feel like you have "control" is the very definition of cutting off your nose to spite your face. Particularly when the only reason you have access to that bathroom is because of the kindness and charity of someone else and because someone volunteered to clean the fucking thing for your lazy fucking arse.

I will never feel sorry for someone who does this and those people are rightly rejected by civilised society.


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Your posts would fit on both sites honestly.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44850 on: September 22, 2019, 05:08:11 PM »
What the hell is with ERA's terror over the word female? It's the fucking name of the gender, there's nothing sexist about it and it's not something the dreaded incels made up. They are constantly saying male and predictably don't have a problem with that though.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44851 on: September 22, 2019, 05:11:11 PM »
What the hell is with ERA's terror over the word female? It's the fucking name of the gender, there's nothing sexist about it and it's not something the dreaded incels made up. They are constantly saying male and predictably don't have a problem with that though.

They think and act like it's a slur towards women. That's all there is to it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44852 on: September 22, 2019, 05:11:37 PM »
What the hell is with ERA's terror over the word female? It's the fucking name of the gender, there's nothing sexist about it and it's not something the dreaded incels made up. They are constantly saying male and predictably don't have a problem with that though.

They're too stupid to realize using female as an adjective and female as a pronouns are different things.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44853 on: September 22, 2019, 05:13:04 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/married-era-do-you-have-a-hotwife.142500/

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So are the men in those relationships hothusbands?

I guess so? I've never heard any term refering to the males.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44854 on: September 22, 2019, 05:14:26 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44855 on: September 22, 2019, 05:15:46 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44856 on: September 22, 2019, 05:20:47 PM »
Did you really think a 350lbs man was having sex?


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44857 on: September 22, 2019, 05:25:45 PM »
The human body sucks

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44858 on: September 22, 2019, 05:33:07 PM »
What the hell is with ERA's terror over the word female? It's the fucking name of the gender, there's nothing sexist about it and it's not something the dreaded incels made up. They are constantly saying male and predictably don't have a problem with that though.
sigh, I thought we were passed this bigotry and hate.

Do some research first.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44859 on: September 22, 2019, 05:34:25 PM »
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For many of the wifes sex for them is even better with their husbands right after their partners. Sex with their partners is just sex while they have a stronger emotional connection with their husbands.   

"Honey, its for our benefit."

  :gamer       "OK.  If you say so!"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44860 on: September 22, 2019, 05:34:29 PM »
The human body sucks

It sucks if you treat it like shit.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44861 on: September 22, 2019, 05:38:03 PM »
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For many of the wifes sex for them is even better with their husbands right after their partners. Sex with their partners is just sex while they have a stronger emotional connection with their husbands.   

"Honey, its for our benefit."

  :gamer       "OK.  If you say so!"
Think of it like this. Chad only gets the pussy, titties, mouth and ass, while Daniel can actually enjoy the emotional connection of visiting his mother in law, taking the trash out, going to birthday parties and listening to conversations on the phone.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44862 on: September 22, 2019, 05:45:41 PM »
"Steven, she's been fucking other men behind your back."
"I know."
"You know?  What?"
"Wow, Jeff, what do you have against empowering women?"
"Snap out of it, Steven!"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44863 on: September 22, 2019, 05:49:36 PM »



 

I know this Emmert guy is probably trolling but :dead

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44864 on: September 22, 2019, 05:51:59 PM »
Oh shit they’re back on the “don’t use ‘females’!” messaging

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« Reply #44865 on: September 22, 2019, 06:07:56 PM »
Open relationships seldom end well for dudes. Unless the relationship is already over and they're just hanging together for the kids or whatever.

There's usually this sort of 'reunion with ex' or 'her best friend is hot' thing hanging the air.
So it starts out with: "This is the best thing ever man, I got to bang her best friend and she's totally fine with it".

It ends with the dude being stuck at home for 'reasons' and the wife banging the tennis guy, that one cool dude with the band and even the neighbor (who's not in an open relationship) while hubby is out working.

"Hey man, didn't you have an open relationship"
"Yeah but uh, we have to visit her family tomorrow so I have to get home early today lol"

"You going out?"
"No, my wife has back-pain(from banging the neighbor) so she can't move around easily atm"

In other words it's basically the same as most other relationships with the big difference being that the wife is being dicked left and right by 'strangers'.
Who in most cases are actually pretty close by and already part of the same social circles so things get awkward pretty fast.

Enjoyable for those that know the couple though :teehee
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44866 on: September 22, 2019, 06:40:10 PM »
Oh shit they’re back on the “don’t use ‘females’!” messaging

Obviously it's only used by misogynists (and guys who think female anime characters look too similar)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44867 on: September 22, 2019, 06:42:40 PM »
Being in an open relationship where your wife gets fucked by all the guys :nope
Being in an open relationship where you get fucked by all the guys :ohyeah

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44868 on: September 22, 2019, 06:45:18 PM »
female sounds weird as a noun, same as males
"look at that male walking around like he owns the place" awkward sounding

cuckoldry is a weird ass white people thing

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44869 on: September 22, 2019, 07:26:18 PM »

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« Reply #44870 on: September 22, 2019, 07:34:05 PM »
Aladdin faked a suicide attempt to get princess jasmine to go out with him. Gaslighting & emotional abuse 101.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44871 on: September 22, 2019, 07:38:09 PM »
https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1175590464587739136


hahahaha, holy shit.

He missed a good one

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The idea that you should just throw a disclaimer up while continuing to profit off the bigoted product is such a milquetoast moderate solution.
This is a really fair point. I'm starting to regret my white-liberal momentary lapse of reason. A disclaimer isn't enough.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-the-crows-are-still-in-dumbo.142175/post-24703695

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44872 on: September 22, 2019, 07:43:53 PM »
Aladdin faked a suicide attempt to get princess jasmine to go out with him. Gaslighting & emotional abuse 101.

Goddamn.

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« Reply #44873 on: September 22, 2019, 08:04:24 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/moonshine-mice-or-post-your-favorite-adult-content-jokes-in-childrens-media.142286/

maybe this resetera thread with a simple topic that normal people can discuss without freaking out will not be miserable and downright strange






 holy shit the discussion IS miserable and downright strange :pika

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44874 on: September 22, 2019, 08:09:05 PM »
miserable pile of something alright


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #44875 on: September 22, 2019, 08:11:33 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/moonshine-mice-or-post-your-favorite-adult-content-jokes-in-childrens-media.142286/

maybe this resetera thread with a simple topic that normal people can discuss without freaking out will not be miserable and downright strange

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 holy shit the discussion IS miserable and downright strange :pika

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« Reply #44876 on: September 22, 2019, 08:19:41 PM »
Aladdin faked a suicide attempt to get princess jasmine to go out with him. Gaslighting & emotional abuse 101.

Goddamn.
I joke but I’ve had this movie playing constantly in my house since it dropped on iTunes a bit ago, and I was half watching it and went... wait, did my guy just walk off a ledge to make her feel bad for not succumbing to his weirdo entitled narcissism?  :lol
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« Reply #44877 on: September 22, 2019, 08:20:41 PM »
One day I will dig it up but power puff girls had a street sign in the background for 3 seconds that was an extremely vulgar joke.

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I want to say there was another one, too.
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« Reply #44878 on: September 22, 2019, 08:49:17 PM »
One day I will dig it up but power puff girls had a street sign in the background for 3 seconds that was an extremely vulgar joke.

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I want to say there was another one, too.


This is actually a very terrible joke.  All throughout my teens, 20s, 30s, and now my early 40s, I have been working on deciphering the foundation of humor on which this joke rests and have found that it is not a good joke because it took too long for me and uh, my uh, friends to get.  Not to mention it is completely sexist and written by a total shit head and the powerpuff girl fandom is all shit heads and so too are all of powerpuff girl fandom's enablers (shitheads.)  When some other people finally protest enough and bring down the white hegemony (I do my part by being a part of this community and handling pop culture matters online), I have no doubt we will have the joke writer's head on a pike because everybody hates that joke and didn't even know it was a joke because it is a bad joke

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« Reply #44879 on: September 22, 2019, 08:54:08 PM »
On a scale of “prime” norm McDonald to $300 cameo video norm McDonald how bad would you say it is?
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