River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-domestication-a-form-of-extinction.147618/

   

[james]

it’s difficult to imagine the game’s target demographic

I frequently fucking think that about Kotaku pieces about fucking "Wow, look at the SFM pedomon porn I was watching this weekend, multiple gifs enclosed" or "Lets rank marios butts" or what the fuck ever drivel they churn out on a regular basis

I remember 10-15 years ago there was this weird hybrid gaming news + porn news + weebo shit.

It was like
"Nintendo announces new GBA Games"
"Mom jailed for having sex with daughters boyfriend"
"Sonic 2 releasing soon for Dearmcast"
"REVIEW: My daughter can't be this cute hentai compilation"

Anyone know what Im talking about?

[ShutUp]

Seeing some ERA members continually harp on the face of the main character of the new Star Wars game is fucking weird. Like, it’s the dude’s face. That’s what he looks like. Get over it.

Especially when  is the face of one of their beloved Sony franchises.

Yeah. An alien would be cooler. Barring that a more unique looking human would be preferred.

Does he need a scar down his jaw line or something to be considered “unique”?

[tiesto]

it’s difficult to imagine the game’s target demographic

I frequently fucking think that about Kotaku pieces about fucking "Wow, look at the SFM pedomon porn I was watching this weekend, multiple gifs enclosed" or "Lets rank marios butts" or what the fuck ever drivel they churn out on a regular basis

I remember 10-15 years ago there was this weird hybrid gaming news + porn news + weebo shit.

It was like
"Nintendo announces new GBA Games"
"Mom jailed for having sex with daughters boyfriend"
"Sonic 2 releasing soon for Dearmcast"
"REVIEW: My daughter can't be this cute hentai compilation"

Anyone know what Im talking about?

Sankaku Complex?

[bork]

doesn't it run under 30fps?

Was a pretty stable 30 FPS when I played it.  Gonna have to wait for Digital Foundry to report on its performance since there's reportedly dips depending on the mode/amount of players on-screen at the same time.  There's really nothing to complain about here given the platform, although it's worth noting that the free-to-play OW clone, Paladins, runs at 60 FPS on Switch. 

[james]

it’s difficult to imagine the game’s target demographic

I frequently fucking think that about Kotaku pieces about fucking "Wow, look at the SFM pedomon porn I was watching this weekend, multiple gifs enclosed" or "Lets rank marios butts" or what the fuck ever drivel they churn out on a regular basis

I remember 10-15 years ago there was this weird hybrid gaming news + porn news + weebo shit.

It was like
"Nintendo announces new GBA Games"
"Mom jailed for having sex with daughters boyfriend"
"Sonic 2 releasing soon for Dearmcast"
"REVIEW: My daughter can't be this cute hentai compilation"

Anyone know what Im talking about?

Sankaku Complex?

That sounds right!

Is it still a thing? I'm scared to search it



while I'm at work

[Great Rumbler]

Don't act like you don't know.

[james]

For awhile I though that website and kotaku were the same thing

Fucking weebs

[bork]

For awhile I though that website and kotaku were the same thing

Fucking weebs

No, Sankaku Complex is a more credible news source.
 

[HaughtyFrank]

These idiots are awfully close cheering on Erdogan

It's what that clown deserves.

Even though Erdogan is a piece of garbage I wish he and the other dictators could get together and publish a video of them laughing at Trump. I think Trump would just poof away from anger/embarrassment

https://www.resetera.com/threads/erdogan-threw-trumps-letter-in-the-trash.147657/post-25542030

[james]

Everything is the two button meme with them.

If Trump is fighting with Turkey that must mean Edro is good right?

If Trump is fighting with China that must mean China is good right?

[nachobro]

https://twitter.com/kya_kyun/status/1182326168676163585

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[Jansen]

Lmao @ ow runs great on the switch

[james]

 

[Jansen]

It's like saying bayonetta runs great on ps3

[james]

I missed this one from the other day

She's straight-up stupid if she thinks this'll save him. It benefits Biden if nothing else... assuming it moves the needle at all, which brings us back to the original worst outcome.

Poliera really hates women

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot8-the-sexual-deviancy-of-elizabeth-warren.143694/post-25489950

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I missed this one from the other day

She's straight-up stupid if she thinks this'll save him. It benefits Biden if nothing else... assuming it moves the needle at all, which brings us back to the original worst outcome.

Poliera really hates women

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2019-ot8-the-sexual-deviancy-of-elizabeth-warren.143694/post-25489950

Is FERT a thing, cause it might be a thing at era.

[james]

Resetera: always listen to women

Three minority women: vote for sanders

Resetera: women are trash

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Wait, I just realized they are ok using the term "females" when being used in terf.



e:

The bad version of females too!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Plus you got mod protect ™

[bork]

Lmao @ ow runs great on the switch

It's like saying bayonetta runs great on ps3

 

Jesusfuck no not at all!
 

[bork]

stuff I'm personally involved in on Resetera

WHY

Is this some kind of self-torture?
 

[jorma]

stuff I'm personally involved in on Resetera

WHY

Is this some kind of self-torture?
 

it's the best way to get some serious self harm done, at least if you don't have a switch to play overwatch on

[EchoRin]

Twatflap. 

I like that insult

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https://twitter.com/kya_kyun/status/1182326168676163585

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[Raist]

Just repeating his completely nonsensical understanding of how things work while being a condescending asshole.

Had a fun back and forth lol

https://www.resetera.com/threads/google-stadia-will-be-%E2%80%9Cfaster-and-more-responsive%E2%80%9D-than-local-gaming-hardware-in-the-near-future-predicts-stadia-dev.145973/page-17#post-25506899

I know, right. This riotous dude is such an insufferable prick, right.

[thisismyusername]

or they could just not put out the game and charge people for it when they know it's going to be a pile of trash

"But the fans wanted it!"

Yeah, and you could say "your 'console'/handheld is a piece of shit and can't run it even on ultra-low LowSpecGamer:



Performance" and be done with it.

"BUT THAT'S BEING A DICK, DEVELOPERS!"

Tough. Don't blame us. Blame yourself or Nintendo using a Nvidia Shield for the hardware.

[ShutUp]

Resetera: always listen to women

Three minority women: vote for sanders

Resetera: women are trash

Don't forget how fast they start calling them cunts too.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pol%C3%ADtico-how-bernie-won-the-most-prized-endorsement-in-democratic-politics-from-his-hospital-bed.147531/post-25532902

User Banned (1 Day):Trolling

Obama is a wet fart

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-isnt-promoting-overwatch-switch-reportedly-allowing-for-refunds.147514/post-25543325

User banned (1 day): inflammatory generalization

Most people on Era are fucking stupid and want to have drama surrounding everything. That's it.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/most-dominant-athlete-of-this-generation-simone-biles-or-serena-williams.147404/post-25502812

User Banned (1 Week): Sexist Rhetoric

It's Michael Phelps IMO, and I only put him over Usain Bolt because he dominated more events. "Pound for pound" Bolt is right there with him.

Serena Williams only enters the discussion if you want to forget that half of the population of professional tennis players exists.

I honestly don't know enough about Biles or gymnastics to comment on her, but her resume certainly looks incredible.

[benjipwns]

New ban message contender:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/avclub-gina-rodriguez-jane-the-virgin-carmen-sandiego-who-should-know-better-by-now-raps-along-to-the-n-word.147373/post-25505210

User Banned (Duration Pending): Dismissive Commentary Surrounding Race; Numerous Prior Bans Relating to Race Including a Severe Ban for False Equivalences Surrounding Bigotry

I dont disagree. Have fun with that fight though. Metropolitan poc dont give a shit about your perspective.

PRIOR SEVERE BAN:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/starbucks-granted-a-employees-request-and-escorted-a-group-of-customers-out-of-the-store-those-customers-were-cops.127589/post-22552911

User Banned (1 Month): Inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding bigotry and race; previous infractions related to race

Yeah, this whole thread is very telling of era as a whole. Any other topic than being prejudiced against the police and it would have been ban-city.

I guess my question for those people is this: at what point does your generalization of an entire group of other people become SO overbearing that YOU are now the one downplaying another groups suffering, just as you criticize others for? I dont care if it's the police or military (both institutions o hate and fear). We have no right to generalize PEOPLE on any level.

I am afraid we will eventually reach a tipping point in this current society, and the eventuality isnt too far off. We should all know better at this point than to think we know who everyone in a group is or what they think and feel. It's just as prejudiced as racism. Its assuming you know something about someone personally because of something superficial about them and it's disgusting, no matter who does it.

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[Joe Molotov]

Lmao @ ow runs great on the switch

owo?

[benjipwns]

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-it-be-fair-to-say-that-no-game-developer-is-innocent.147547/

Considering the whole debacle with Blizzard, Tencent, and whatever. And the fact we live in capitalistic world where money is more valued than human lives, it got me curious:

Would it be fair and honest to say no game developer is innocent? I mean, we're not all innocents since there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism.

However, it is clear that a lot of game developers are in a way complicit with the human suffering that the world faces today. And the fact they sit down and let it happen brings some implications.

What's your thoughts?

[Nintex]

I'm not sure this is going to result in any worthwhile conversation

You might as well shut down your whole damn board dubs

[benjipwns]

stufte annihilated

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1184865205928509445

[Nintex]

I like how they write this 5000 word think piece on scanning objects into a game and then use a very low poly car as an example for the normies to drag around in their browser.

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[benjipwns]

There is a good chance Trump will be president for the rest of our lifetimes.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/historically-accurate-election-model-predicts-trump-re-election.147432/post-25511759

https://www.resetera.com/threads/historically-accurate-election-model-predicts-trump-re-election.147432/post-25529149

Damn if this place doesn't have the same stench of GAF 2016. All these Bernie fans are going to pull the same shit they did back then, and we'll end up with Trump again.

Have Dems learned nothing?

[skullstorm]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-should-i-draw-write-on-my-wall-next.147750/

 

[tuna_love]

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crusader-kings-2-now-free-to-play.147673/post-25545176

User banned (1 month): posting a video from a banned source, account in junior phase

This video showed up in my recommendations yesterday.
MODE EDIT: Inapproriate video removed

Totally sold me on it

There is, of course, no list of banned sources on the website.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jenny-nicholson-youtuber-well-i-didn’t-like-joker-no-not-jack-nicholson.147761/page-2

 

Closed before even allowed to get the woke brigade in full form.

[EchoRin]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crusader-kings-2-now-free-to-play.147673/post-25545176

User banned (1 month): posting a video from a banned source, account in junior phase

This video showed up in my recommendations yesterday.
MODE EDIT: Inapproriate video removed

Totally sold me on it

There is, of course, no list of banned sources on the website.

It's annoying that I can't just add the game to my library. I pressed the button that says "free to play" and then decided to delete the install and the game is technically no longer part of my library as an uninstalled game. It's just gone. Kinda sucks. Easy to forget about a game then. Like that fps Tribes that was free to play. I forgot all about it years ago, because when you uninstall it it doesn't stay in your library. Same goes for Yume Nikki, but that was a 4chan fan favorite that nobody really cared about on a larger scale.

Steam should add some tab in the Steam Program where you can look up "free to play" games you have installed in the past, just like I can do on the Google Play Store.

[Great Rumbler]

I dunno if it's just a beta thing right now or not, but Steam recently re-added a bunch of free games to my library that I'd deleted over the years.

Edit: Yeah, I went to install CK2 and then cancelled out before it actually started downloading. Now it's in my library as a greyed-out item.

[EchoRin]

I dunno if it's just a beta thing right now or not, but Steam re-added a bunch of free games to my library that I'd deleted over the years.

Huh. Interesting. I mean it's not the end of the world, but I think it would be a welcome feature to see a list of games I have installed in the past that disappear from your library because they are labeled free to play.

Edit: I see your edit Dog. Good to know.

[benjipwns]

Opt into the new library beta, it shows all those now. (Steam -> Settings -> Beta Participation) Even totally dead stuff like Gigantic or LawBreakers.

Also you can add a browser plugin like Enhanced Steam and it will show you if you already "own" the F2P titles like any other title on the store pages which at least helps confirm that they are in fact tied to your account for good.

[EchoRin]

Opt into the new library beta, it shows all those now. (Steam -> Settings -> Beta Participation) Even totally dead stuff like Gigantic or LawBreakers.

Also you can add a browser plugin like Enhanced Steam and it will show you if you already "own" the F2P titles like any other title on the store pages which at least helps confirm that they are in fact tied to your account for good.

I currently am rocking an old grandpa laptop that I use for my slow playthrough of Clannad (and other non gaming things of course). So I don't really use Steam more regularly. I do have Enhanced Steam on my browser though. Thanks for letting me know that the extension has that feature.

Edit: Ha! Fuck yeah. Enhanced Steam coming through for sure. Just checked Yume Nikki and Crusader Kings 2. Both are technically part of my library.

[benjipwns]

I thought the rule was that you were a totally embarrassing lame-o if you bitched about the threads you yourself were participating in.

Like the people in the BCT or "men complain about sexual womens character designs safe space" or PoliERA.

[Great Rumbler]

Where's all the alt right outrage about another black woman playing Catwoman?

Oh that's right. No one actually cares.

Zoe kravitz

And Paul Dano as The Riddler.

[benjipwns]

I have no clue what you're talking about.

"passive-aggressive"

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nintendo-isnt-promoting-overwatch-switch-reportedly-allowing-for-refunds.147514/post-25543325

User banned (1 day): inflammatory generalization

Most people on Era are fucking stupid and want to have drama surrounding everything. That's it.

This man needs a gold statue with that post engraved on it, stat.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-2019-and-pokemon-still-is-creating-moves-that-prevent-same-gender-pokemon-from-loving-each-other.147754/

when Nintendo gets back from Halloween vacation they are going to be in for it

[thisismyusername]

I dunno if it's just a beta thing right now or not, but Steam recently re-added a bunch of free games to my library that I'd deleted over the years.

Edit: Yeah, I went to install CK2 and then cancelled out before it actually started downloading. Now it's in my library as a greyed-out item.

It's a library change in the beta for the UI change: They're putting all the "free licenses" (F2P, etc.) in your library so you know what you have.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-2019-and-pokemon-still-is-creating-moves-that-prevent-same-gender-pokemon-from-loving-each-other.147754/

when Nintendo gets back from Halloween vacation they are going to be in for it

He's going for the wrong angle.

G-Max Cuddle doesn’t only deal damage when it hits—any opponent that is the opposite gender of Eevee will become infatuated!

The Pokemon attacks it's opponent and the opponent is afterwards in love with them? Way to promote toxic relationships Pokemon! Disgusting.

[Joe Molotov]

G-Max Cuddle doesn’t only deal damage when it hits—any opponent that is the opposite gender of Eevee will become infatuated!

The Pokemon attacks it's opponent and the opponent is afterwards in love with them? Way to promote toxic relationships Pokemon! Disgusting.

On top of that, REE is demanding that it force other Pokemon to turn gay as well. That's a big yikesaroni.

[thisismyusername]

G-Max Cuddle doesn’t only deal damage when it hits—any opponent that is the opposite gender of Eevee will become infatuated!

The Pokemon attacks it's opponent and the opponent is afterwards in love with them? Way to promote toxic relationships Pokemon! Disgusting.

On top of that, REE is demanding that it force other Pokemon to turn gay as well. That's a big yikesaroni.

Eevee is the resident Bisexual (pansexual?) of Pokemon: It can evolve into whatever you want it to be, baby.

Gay? Sylveon
Straight? Flareon
Anything else under the sun: Oh boy you have your pick.

[james]

Getting pegged by Mr Mime