River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Joe Molotov]

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wait, what does the "and Scooby" part mean? I thought you couldn't film that kind of thing in the United States

I'm gonna watch all 110 minutes of it for you and find out

You’ll have to watch the bonus feature on the second disc to find out how they did it!

[BikeJesus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-for-people-cut-burgers-in-half-to-eat-them.152558/

You're trying too hard to be a Hobbes thread.

What you do isn't unique and has been a thing since the early days of GAF

Man, you're trying really, REALLY hard to be recongnised as the least funny person on this website huh.

Congratulations, you're getting there.
 

Idiot getting dragged by losers.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/next-gen-ps5-and-next-xbox-speculation-launch-thread-ot7-nm.148625/post-26360432

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Just a quick reminder. We do take people posting fake “insider info” seriously, and this includes things like using coded messages to hint at said info. Having fun and joking around about rumors and the like is fine, but if you’re going to do something silly you need to make it clear to everyone that it’s done in jest. A short disclaimer in spoiler tags is fine.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/blizzard-is-pathetic-the-jimquisition.152452/post-26343173

User Banned (5 Days): Antagonizing another user, Accumulated infractions

Satire? Nope. I'm gonna support the devs who work their asses off on Diablo 4 and because I enjoy Diablo. Not everyone at blizzard is involved with the Hong Kong incident.

You're not doing them any favors by supporting the company they work for when, by several accounts, even the employees aren't exactly happy with the direction it's taking. But honestly, just admit that human rights aren't as important for you as entertainment, that's fair.

But, isn't the moderator position that Blizzard is directly supporting fascism and genocide?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/call-of-duty%C2%AE-modern-warfare%C2%AE-ot-no-russian-to-buy-lootboxes.148494/post-26348677

User Warned: Antagonizing another user

the Games whole design philosophy is to shelter new/bad players so they stay and buy shit. That’s straight from the devs mouths the video has been posted a million times in this

maybe you just aren’t as good at cod as you think you are 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Momo]

[Leadbelly]

I watched the KSI vs Logan Paul 2 fight. It was ridiculous. I kind of expected it would be, but I at least thought they would try to box. Well, I guess there was an attempt by Logan Paul, but it was just slow laboured jabs most of the time. KSI though was fucking wild. I didn't see a single controlled punch from him. Just wild swings for six rounds (lol). I know he did get professional help, but it seems all that went out the window the moment he stepped in the ring. Just wild swings hoping something would connect. That's not boxing.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/blizzard-is-pathetic-the-jimquisition.152452/post-26351365

User Warned: Drive-by trolling

The controversy made me watch the press conference out of curiosity and then it sold me on Diablo 4. Never played one before but damn it looks good. Ill be playing Overwatch 2 of course aswell.

[EchoRin]

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What I really need to know is will Death Stranding allow for me to be a more compassionate hero 

[shosta]

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wait, what does the "and Scooby" part mean? I thought you couldn't film that kind of thing in the United States

I'm gonna watch all 110 minutes of it for you and find out

Scooby-Doo made no appearance in the entire film.

[Momo]

jim sterling is a fucking moron

[benjipwns]

I'm baffled how he not only remains an unbanned topic on ResetERA.com but how they make threads for his every video. Dude's a hundred times more problematic than Joe Rogan.

[Boredfrom]

cannot stand how #ThankYouGameFreak turned into such a sign of facetious mockery.

Pathetic and cruel. Just unbelievable.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confirmed-pokémon-sword-shield-dropped-gts-contains-multiplayer-code-from-lets-go.152567/#post-26363434

#ThankYouGameFreak

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-for-people-cut-burgers-in-half-to-eat-them.152558/

You're trying too hard to be a Hobbes thread.

What you do isn't unique and has been a thing since the early days of GAF

Man, you're trying really, REALLY hard to be recongnised as the least funny person on this website huh.

Congratulations, you're getting there.
 

Idiot getting dragged by losers.

I can see a call for help/suicide thread in Hobbes's future

[Potato]

How much of a fucking    do you have to be to put the Japanese name of a game alongside the western name in your thread title?


https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-amount-of-work-that-has-gone-into-super-smash-bros-ultimate-dairantou-smash-bros-special-is-incredible.152562/

[VomKriege]

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wait, what does the "and Scooby" part mean? I thought you couldn't film that kind of thing in the United States

Scooby has moved to Brazil and the rest of the crew go visit him.

It was you all along under that mask, liberal trucker !

[thisismyusername]

cannot stand how #ThankYouGameFreak turned into such a sign of facetious mockery.

Pathetic and cruel. Just unbelievable.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confirmed-pokémon-sword-shield-dropped-gts-contains-multiplayer-code-from-lets-go.152567/#post-26363434

#ThankYouGameFreak

Link does not work.

[Shuri]

How much of a fucking    do you have to be to put the Japanese name of a game alongside the western name in your thread title?


https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-amount-of-work-that-has-gone-into-super-smash-bros-ultimate-dairantou-smash-bros-special-is-incredible.152562/

Reminds me of when people insisted on using ‘dictator/boxer/claw’ when talking about sf4

[Lonewulfeus]

cannot stand how #ThankYouGameFreak turned into such a sign of facetious mockery.

Pathetic and cruel. Just unbelievable.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confirmed-pokémon-sword-shield-dropped-gts-contains-multiplayer-code-from-lets-go.152567/#post-26363434

#ThankYouGameFreak

Link does not work.

Replace the é with a %E9 and it should work

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confirmed-pok%E9mon-sword-shield-dropped-gts-contains-multiplayer-code-from-lets-go.152567/#post-26363434

[team filler]

[Ghoul]

I hate The Last Jedi and Black Panther, I'm basically nu wave Hitler

Also saw some Pokemon footage today, the pop in is horrendous, Game Freak really fucked this up.

[Momo]

How much of a fucking    do you have to be to put the Japanese name of a game alongside the western name in your thread title?


https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-amount-of-work-that-has-gone-into-super-smash-bros-ultimate-dairantou-smash-bros-special-is-incredible.152562/

Reminds me of when people insisted on using ‘dictator/boxer/claw’ when talking about sf4

no, that actually has a purpose.

[Straight Edge]

I call them Raul Julia, Mike Tyson, and Gay Wolverine.

[Switters]

Planet Smasher had 10 years of comedy training which puts him at -1 on the comedy scale. Another three or 4 years of training might get him to 0 comedy.

The least funny posters are both of blamespace's alts, Heromanz and Fat4All.

That's my take but I'm no Transhuman.

[bork]

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https://twitter.com/Hi3cchi/status/1194003207632117760

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-amount-of-work-that-has-gone-into-super-smash-bros-ultimate-dairantou-smash-bros-special-is-incredible.152562/post-26362212

So different they had to put the name of the version on each photo.

[Pissy F Benny]

  Pokemon threads seem to be catching a lot of bodies on ree these days.

That’s really fucking sad when you consider the average age on there is around 36.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/confirmed-pok%C3%A9mon-sword-shield-dropped-gts-contains-multiplayer-code-from-lets-go.152567/

everyone gets an "inappropriate drive-by"

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kojima-death-stranding-had-stronger-criticism-in-the-us-possibly-because-it-flies-above-shooters.152348/post-26357098

Shit well I probably would have known about the piece that they did saying God Hand’s original review was wrong if IGN was worth reading.

But yeah IGN are a bit shit.

How are posts like this actually still allowed

[paprikastaude]

What's with the double standard for pokemon threads vs threads like anthem, fallout 76, etc? Someone explain to me why "criticism/toxicity" is allowed in those but not here? Is it cause this thread has a more delusional defense force being really bothered?

 

It's as if the forum was moderated and dominated by prudish manbabies who found no meaning in their life other than to politicize and shill for inoffensive baby products like Mahvel movies and pokemon Mario things.

[benjipwns]

so much pokemans slaughter:
https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/new

[thisismyusername]

Sad thing is, you already know Andy-kun is salivating at the thought of polishing Masuda's half-finished Asian knob.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-see-the-casting-of-miles-dyson-as-a-black-man-as-a-net-good-or-bad.152561/

I think the casting of Joe Morton as Dyson was a pretty bold move by Cameron, I mean you didn't see that many positive black role models yet in movies at that time in 1990.

What??!?

[Boredfrom]

Pokemon review thread is going to be a shit show, watch your childhood vidya franchise burn to the ground brehs

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Why is GameFreak so nuts?

[EightBitNate]

Pokemon review thread is going to be a shit show, watch your childhood vidya franchise burn to the ground brehs

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This is something only a Japanese developer would do

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Fun Fact: I always thought Joe Morton and OJ Simpson were the same person because of naked gun.

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-so-special-about-popeyes-chicken-sandwich.152625/#post-26376740

Lmao at people thinking people want the Popeye’s chicken sandwich because Chick Fil A is problematic.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

#119
Whenever I eat burgers whole they just end up falling apart.

I have a massive gag reflex, so I nibble on my food and don't take huge bites. It's easier when the burger is cut in half (assuming it's a rather large hamburger we're talking about).

da fuck

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-people-cut-burgers-in-half-to-eat-them.152558/post-26373970

[paprikastaude]

I feel like people are just too attached to Pokémon and  Nintendo bc childhood company so they act more emotional than rational when they are discussed, same with Disney.

Remember #FuckKonami? I do remember.

It is hilarious how we can have people literally saying “fuck Capcom” in random threads for not porting games to Switch and yet a sarcastic “#ThankYouGamefreak” merits a warning.

Okay for real though what's with the blind defense of one of the biggest, most lucrative brands in entertainment? Why is a slightly snarky sarcastic hashtag warning worthy when we get off topic "fuck Ubisoft" type posts in threads about Assassin's Creed, or people cheering when Ubi stock craters after some unsuccessful games without a warning in sight? Are we really at the point where some companies are simply beyond reproach because reasons? I just can't rectify the tone policing that is taking place in Pokemon threads with the routine harshness that is tolerated and often fostered/encouraged in threads about other companies.

Fuck Konami, fuck Ubisoft, fuck EA, fuck Blizzard, fuck Capcom, but most certainly never EVER criticise GameFreak. Good people are behind making these games and these games only, and we wouldn't want to contribute to any toxicity surrounding this completely unearned, mistakenly maligned game that has no flaws.

MODS HELP NINTENDERP IS UNDER ATTACK  

[Pissy F Benny]

i get the feeling like 90% of ree were never told to grow the fuck up bro when they was 15 and still into kiddy shit,  where was the peer pressure in these peoples lives 

[Tasty]

I knew ditching sprites would lead to the series downfall. Y'all were warned.

[BIONIC]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

[Tasty]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

But I no longer have an interest.

The system works. 

[Tasty]

One interesting thing to note is that anime avys hate SWSH, which means the games are probably good.

[paprikastaude]

avatar of a prime shill in that thread right now



 

[Tasty]

Yes, there is no other way to spin it. Sword/Shield are bad games.

I don't think that's the case. Nothing actually says "bad" about it. Is it glitchy? Is it not fun?

LMAO that's how far the goalposts have been moved back.

[Tasty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

This is amazing.

The decision to exclude some Pokémon from "Sword and Shield" has led to a new hashtag sweeping across the world of Pokémon fandom —#Dexit.

https://www.businessinsider.com/dexit-pokemon-sword-shield-controversy-nintendo-switch-2019-7


DEXIT

[Tasty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

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Deep cut but it's appreciated. 👍🏻

[Boredfrom]

One part of me genuinely feels bad for GameFreak. I feel that the studio genuinely has some good ideas and games outside of Pokemon also shows some of passion for video games, and my impression is that they actually may feel kind of trapped on the Pokemon franchise. They deserve getting shit on but I also think the studio could be greater if they were not “the Pokémon studio”.

[BIONIC]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

But I no longer have an interest.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Planet Smasher had 10 years of comedy training which puts him at -1 on the comedy scale. Another three or 4 years of training might get him to 0 comedy.

The least funny posters are both of blamespace's alts, Heromanz and Fat4All.

That's my take but I'm no Transhuman.

looks like you've never read a hobbes thread before friendo

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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/dv438w/complete_list_of_all_problems_known_so_far_in/

This is the incentive I needed. I will not buy this and hope the game floop.

There's constant graphical issues, not just low quality graphics, pop in is present at all points of the game due to bad coding

Most of the animations are also completely copy pasted from older games

No scaling whatsoever, models are the same sizes of XY (giving more plausibility to them not really redoing the models)

Well this person clearly is an expert and definitely knows what they're talking about

[Tasty]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

But I no longer have an interest.

Vested interest.

[james]

Two things are true:

Adults talking about pokemons is weird, grow the fuck up
and
Game Freak rolls in money from one of the biggest kid franchises on the planet and yet they act like a 3 person indie team. Something is wrong with your business culture if the best you can do is shit out something 2 generations behind every couple of years

[Don Rumata]

Male over the age of 12 with a vested interest in Pokémon = Future Amirox

Prove me wrong 

Why are women allowed to be distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, you sexist cunt? 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1194283713292619782

 

[who is ted danson?]

There's loads of these "inappropriate drive-by" warnings

what the fuck in an inappropriate drive-by?

which mods' feelings got hurt?

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1194283713292619782

 

Only in the Oppression Olympics.

[Pissy F Benny]

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There's loads of these "inappropriate drive-by" warnings

what the fuck in an inappropriate drive-by?

which mods' feelings got hurt?

The one which killed Tupac 

[Nintex]

#THANKYOUGAMEFREAK

Nintendo should've had Retro Studios co-develop it or something.
A Gameboy group that barely held onto the 3DS now had to make full fledged 3D console game.

LMAO who makes these business decisions.

It'll still sell a fuck ton to kiddo's though.