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Google Stadia: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« on: March 13, 2019, 04:37:46 PM »
https://twitter.com/ibjade/status/1105602638517669889





Anyone excited for this thing not named Andy?
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 04:48:06 PM »
Buy Jade's game console.

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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2019, 04:55:28 PM »
:larry  probably some streaming or vr thing

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2019, 04:56:23 PM »
This is vague and I am suitably excited for it
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2019, 05:04:03 PM »
Cant wait for in game cutscenes to be book-ended by ads for shampoo and condoms

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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2019, 08:08:24 PM »
A smart hire. These things usually fall apart because there is no one to 'lead' like Amazon's gaming shenigans.
You can buy engines, studios whatever. Wiithout someone with a clear vision it won't go anywhere.
Jade is legit skilled and talented she can really shake this industry up.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2019, 08:11:17 PM »
wasn't the big test game for google's stream tech an assassin's creed title? :thinking


ubiconsole confirmed, beyond good and evil 2 exclusive launch title :rejoice

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2019, 02:28:08 AM »
Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.

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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2019, 02:32:09 AM »
I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

Let's see... as a Google Vice President she is making around $400k-$500k per year.

You on the other hand are posting on The Bire.

Who is the winner here? :thinking

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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2019, 02:37:04 AM »
She also posts on the bire.

Have you ever heard of shosta?

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2019, 03:00:03 AM »
So, considering that this is Google, it's likely to be a st(r)eaming box that is designed to be an advertising portal first and a media service second with games just being the Trojan horse that will attract the early adopters.

It's also unlikely to launch simultaneously worldwide and will probably have a subscription service as its game delivery method rather than buying games individually. It will definitely be US-centric with huge features removed for other regions.

They are also likely to abandon it after 18 months and quietly cancel it after 24 months like all their other experiments.
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2019, 05:21:57 AM »
She also posts on the bire.

Have you ever heard of shosta?

:lol

I mean I do not think she is crying in the nights about her career path tbh.

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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2019, 06:49:11 AM »
So, considering that this is Google, it's likely to be a st(r)eaming box that is designed to be an advertising portal first and a media service second with games just being the Trojan horse that will attract the early adopters.

It's also unlikely to launch simultaneously worldwide and will probably have a subscription service as its game delivery method rather than buying games individually. It will definitely be US-centric with huge features removed for other regions.

They are also likely to abandon it after 18 months and quietly cancel it after 24 months like all their other experiments.

Who says it will be a box?  Just an app.

Stream to phone, cast to telly, bluetooth controllers

Works on chromebooks too.

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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2019, 06:56:56 AM »
They're gonna have a hard time putting the foot in the door of a market that was taken by storm by Valve Steamboxes.
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2019, 09:09:22 AM »
She also posts on the bire.

Have you ever heard of shosta?

:lol

I mean I do not think she is crying in the nights about her career path tbh.

Oh, for sure.

Just... “from the mind of the original Assassin’s Creed!” Is not something that gets me excited.

Of course, I think the only Ubi game I have played in the last 5 years is Mario vs Rabbids. I think most UbiSoft games are aggressively mediocre, so the inventor of the most pared down version of the modern ubi formula is like the worst possible person to head games development to me. But I know others feel differently.

That said I did like Splinter Cell Blacklist. I think she was still at Ubisoft Toronto when that came out.


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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2019, 09:13:32 AM »
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2019, 09:38:01 AM »
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2019, 01:23:44 PM »
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

the nintendo switch.

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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2019, 01:46:18 PM »
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2019, 02:16:52 PM »
Batteries in the handles  :ohhh

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2019, 02:52:08 PM »
Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.
The higher you go up the ladder the less you are actually involved with shipping and producing games.
She spend a lot of time building the teams at Ubisoft which is why Google was probably interested in hiring her.
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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2019, 04:17:02 PM »
How many will Fandrex buy???
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2019, 04:39:42 PM »
Wasn't there already a console that played shitty android games on a TV?

the nintendo switch.

Andy-kun, annihilated.

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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2019, 05:52:14 PM »
Had Raymond hasn’t been involved in a game that was actually released in a while. The last game she produced was probably splinter cell blacklist, maybe?

I feel like that is sort of a bad sign for someone who’s been an executive producer that whole time.

I’m expecting this to be really underwhelming. Honestly, I would never trust any sort of hardware from google. They abandon things really quickly so often.
The higher you go up the ladder the less you are actually involved with shipping and producing games.
She spend a lot of time building the teams at Ubisoft which is why Google was probably interested in hiring her.

Doesn’t that make it worse? She spent like the last 5 years building the team that created EA Star Wars games.

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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2019, 02:15:46 PM »
There's a PS1 stand as well.

What if it allows you to stream DC *and* PS1 games :neo

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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2019, 02:18:26 PM »
What if Google is building a PC from 2006?  :neo

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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2019, 02:20:27 PM »
Grandma Nuff can't wait to stream Shadow of the Tomb Raider on her Chromecast

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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2019, 02:25:10 PM »
Can't wait to be underwhelmed tomorrow :rejoice

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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2019, 05:33:48 PM »
I just hope it brings Tasty back
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« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2019, 07:28:41 PM »
Shenmue 4, Google Dreamcast 2 exclusive.
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« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2019, 07:39:01 PM »
9/9/19?
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« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2019, 08:45:47 PM »
9/9/19?

Is U2K Tha Greate$t involved?
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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2019, 08:51:04 PM »
Where did tasty go?!

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« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2019, 09:18:10 PM »
Google dreamcast 2  :rejoice

Shenmue 4, Soul Calibur 7, Sonic Adventure 3, PSO3, Crazy Taxi 4, Powerstone 3 launch.  :rejoice

Skies of Arcadia 4 before 2020  :rejoice

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Re: Google Console: Electric Snoopaloo Sayga Bleemcast 2
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2019, 09:37:12 PM »
At the end of the day I don't want any new stupid fucking boxes to sit under my TV, there's enough garbage under there as it is

God I'm so old and cranky these days

edit: Where the fuck IS Andy-kun anyway

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« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2019, 09:48:45 PM »
Tasty takes regular Bore breaks. Will be back eventually. Probably.

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« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2019, 09:51:06 PM »
Yeah, he’ll pop up again :)
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« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2019, 10:09:34 PM »
Chu Chu Rocket 2 plz
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« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2019, 10:17:01 PM »
Maken x²
Illbleed 2
Jet Set Radio III
Virtua Fighter 6
Virtua Fighter RPG
Scud Race MaXxXimum Rev

That ought to do it thx

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« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2019, 10:20:13 PM »
Jet Set Radio Past.

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« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2019, 10:21:07 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2019, 10:26:05 PM »
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Pour one out for Nishigaki-san. He directed Blue Stinger and Illbleed and died back in 2004 :(

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« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2019, 10:47:33 PM »
I feel like blue stinger was pretty cool for what it was

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« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2019, 10:57:19 PM »
it was a great rental at hollywood video
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« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2019, 11:46:05 PM »
Virtua Fighter 6 being exclusive to this would be hilarious.

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« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2019, 12:01:08 AM »


:lol :lol :lol

Stream sniping as a feature.

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« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2019, 01:00:11 AM »
streamers  :trigger

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« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2019, 09:22:12 AM »
Good luck with that.
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« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2019, 09:32:04 AM »
is it just part of the aging process that everything new and exciting sounds like a horrible nightmare?


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« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2019, 12:44:11 PM »
Are you shitlords watching this?

Google hints:

(Left 4 Dead 3?)




(CS:GO?)

Google jokes:
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« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2019, 12:46:30 PM »
EZ Allies stream is live:

https://www.twitch.tv/easyallies

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« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2019, 12:47:52 PM »
Phil Harrison will be on stage:



Probably Jade Raymond as well:


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« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2019, 12:58:12 PM »

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« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2019, 12:59:24 PM »
Prediction:

- Call of Duty
- AssCree: Odyssey
- Civ 6
- FIFA

fucking *yawn*

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« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2019, 01:00:23 PM »

*waits for streamer to beat game, buys game*

 :rollsafe
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« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2019, 01:00:33 PM »
Prediction:

- Bunch of shit no one asked for.

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« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2019, 01:00:55 PM »
Prediction:

This stops being promoted within a year and is completely shut down within two